WTF is wrong with Chinese massage culture?

I went to a massage spa last week that I found on Google Maps—it had a generic name like “Wellness Oriental Touch” and 4.7 stars with almost 400 reviews. That seemed reputable enough. I booked under my initials and paid in cash, as I prefer to keep personal services discreet.

My therapist, a woman named “Mimi,” greeted me and led me into a room lit with pink bulbs and a small tabletop fountain. I assume it was part of an Eastern healing aesthetic. I was a little surprised when she asked me to undress completely, but I didn’t want to seem culturally insensitive.

The massage was effective, although unstructured. At one point she asked if I “needed more stress relief” while touching my thigh. I assumed this was part of some deeper muscle work and just grunted noncommittally.

After about 40 minutes, she made a strange hand gesture and said, “You want full service now?” I told her I was already getting a full massage and wasn’t sure what else was included. She laughed and said, “Okay, maybe next time, you think about it.”

She handed me a paper cup of lukewarm water, bowed, and said “Very good client, thank you.”

I tipped her 30% because I wasn’t sure if declining the “extra” service was offensive. I’ve since been told by a coworker that this may not have been a fully licensed therapeutic facility.

Should I leave a review clarifying that the massage was good but the atmosphere was confusing? Or just let others find out for themselves?

What is the point of this thread?

Just not sure what to put on the Yelp review.

I'm gay and visit my chiropractor once a month for "adjustment".

Story time?

I mean was she hot at least? How fuckin dumb do you have to be to waltz into a rub and tug and wondering what full service means after seeing the pink lightbulbs.

I go to massage parlors and hunt for the coveted bbfscip. It stands for “bareback full service cum in pussy”, so it literally is what it sounds like. A lot of massage girls don’t like to give it up but if they’re there and you’re not being too rude you can probably get it within 2-3 sessions. I try to get it in just one. Also like 99% of the massage parlor women have boyfriends and husbands so they’re used to getting creampied

They’re not all rub and tugs
Some are full brothels

I'm pretty sure all these Asian massage parlors are part of a larger Chinese Intel operation. Each room probably has a hidden camera and these are all uploaded towards the CCP equivalent CIA server, then they use these to blackmail high profile US citizens.

Rub and rugs are essentially brothels. The only girls who don’t fuck at the rub and tug are the new ones who think getting $40 for half an hour is good money. Eventually they’ll get corrupted and easily take $200-300 for sex, but rest assured if she’s working there she’s fucking. Plus most of them are fucking dumb and will fall for the “just the tip” game.

Well you should say that you didnt fuck the girl so you cant really comment on the service. but it doesnt really matter since they change girls every month so the reviews are pointless.

If you really want to make a useful review just say "full service."

oh my god kill yourself or go back. holy shut, dude.

not taking the tea and rice with the special sauce to help your muscles recover

Bro do you even lift

gross would definitely wear a condom and keep boxers on

Just an amusing little segway from the horror of our daily lives.

To discuss the chinese spy shops that exist in every city in the western world.
I wouldnt call it amusing, I mean the reality is that is right and these chink whorehouses are definitely chinese intelligence. this alone makes this thread politically relevant. Why these are allowed to continue to operate is beyond me as their function and purpose is very obvious.

So is this generated by AI?
What was the input?

kek ok now this is a cozy thread

"massage culture"

"What's wrong" -- elite framing by the way -- right and wrong are two elite terms to get a robust intellectual discussion going

It's a really bad intelligence operation then. Like one of the worst if you think about it. Imagine you're a spy but you never go on any missions and you just wait around for intelligence from random horny men. Get real. It's more likely just whores and sex trafficking.

I only go to ones where you can get sucked and fucked. I've got a couple regular places where the girls are always hot. They love handsome white men. I've had some of these chicks bring me food, ask me to marry them, and fuck me for free. They also hate niggers. It's almost universal. You can tell of it's one of the "good" AMPs because of Google reviews.

Chuck Sneed says "Candy relieved my tension great, will be back soon"

Karen McBitchface says "the place was too dark, the therapist gave me a half-hearted massage and then asked for a tip 20 mins before my time was up"

One even has ropes tied to the ceiling and see puts on a gymnastics show while she rides you. Legitimately best fuck ever.

Pretty sure at least a few are ran by Chinese organized crime out of Chicago and one for sure is ran by the cartel here in Indy.

SO I'm probably on a watchlist now? Why didn't someone warn me?

They extract all the cum from the sheets for replacement clones Westworld style.

Sex trafficking is a business, women are a product. This isn't rocket surgery.

Never get full service, that's disgusting. I go to the rub & tug about once a month to get my prostate milked though. Feels really nice and relaxing to get worked on like this, nice change from my normal sex life in which I am the big pipe-laying daddy. My wife knows all about what I do, likes to tease me a little about letting an old chinese lady make me cum. She's got some cuckqueen tendencies though so it definitely turns her on too.

Sounds like you had a great experience.

It doesn't help that they very, very obviously sleep there. Some don't. A couple I fuck actually live here and drive to work. The other lives in Chicago. She's says next time I go I should let her know, and she'll hook me up with her sister.

Lmao, God bless autists

Think about partaking in a massage every once in awhile when on a dry spell with the ol' ball n chain. How easy is it to tell if a place is full service?

First it serves as an operation to identify blackmail targets. the other thing is that men from any and all industries frequent the place, and good sex is a thing that makes men more open to conversation. Intelligence isnt all about military matters, but industrial, economic, and political. Having people in important positions which can you can target with women outside the whorehouse is rather valuable, and failing the ability to put a woman within their reach for a 'relationship' outside of the whorehouse, blackmail material becomes valuable as well. Furthermore these exist in every single city in the united states and this means that local and state level politicians can be made targets as well. And yes there is some level of sex trafficking that is being done, but it is a way for china to dispose of its undesirable women as well as put them to use in a way that benefits the CCP, they rake in huge amounts of money $20,000-$30,000 a week, in cash, and a significant portion of that is forwarded to CCP agents that "own" these shops, that money can be used for any number of things which benefit china to the detriment of america and the domestic economy.

Female affection

Just another product category where China is outcompeting everyone else.

The usual asian massage therapy thread. But this time instead of directly talking about happy endings, it has suggestive undertones.

There's one around the corner from the machine shop where I work. I've always wanted to go to one but my luck, it'll get raided the first time I go. I haven't been incel since '91 so it's not for lack of pussy. I'm just interested in the whole process.

usasexguide is your friend. It's like Google Reviews for whores and jack shacks. That being said, your ability to get a blowjob is general directly correlated to how Asian the name of the place is

Holistic Wellness Spa - not even a handy

Super A-1 Happy Dragon Spa - you can cum on their face

I just go to the rub and tugs. Just got one last week where she played with my asshole whilst cranking my hog out all over the sheets. Then she finished a good massage and told me i tip too much.

If there are lots of little rooms it's a cathouse.

Parents accidentally took me to one of these after I got hurt playing football at 11yo

Hold the fuck on. Are you guys saying that this is all just thinly veiled prostitution? What am I now? What do I believe now? If Mimi isn't the guardian of ancient healing… was I ever even in pain?

pic related, Mimi is on the right.

How much for 4 hand massage

Rub and tug is a 30-40 dollar tip. It's usually 80-100 for a blowjob, and 140 is my hard limit for full service.

How the fuck do you even find these places? And how can you tell difference between a regular massage parlour and one that jerks you off?

Anyone who didn't see the bizarre ass cuck recruiting strategies on Anon Babble and then didn't think to turn around and use these on wife/gf is absolutely retarded. Best idea I ever had.

If it has blacked-out windows and it's open late (past 8pm) they do extras. If the girl is in yoga pants and a tee shirt you can get a handy. If she's in a dress you can get full service.

Pretty sure they all jerk you off. If you see an Asian at the door, they are there to touch your dick. Full service ones aren't hard to find, it's just finding one that checks all the boxes

Attractive Asian

Blowjob no condom

Likes to fuck

Can cum in their mouth

The first three aren't that difficult, but the fourth is like finding a unicorn. My go to does all 4 and she will definitely fuck me without a condom if I ask.

At least he wrote a story, I just saged ten one-line one-post questionthreads because mods are on the side of the shills.

Isnt it obvious that this is AI made content?

Dis nigga gay

Add door locked with a buzzer and camera.

Incel bait thread but I've got a friend who was an athlete and went to one on recommendation from his coach to get a massage before his event. His coach meant a real deep tissue massage from an actual masseuse but he cheaped out and went to an asian massage parlor instead to save money and even though he explicitly said why he was there and that he actually wanted a massage still ended up basically getting molested by an old asian lady who didn't speak a lick of english and wouldn't take no for an answer until he just got up and left becuase she wouldn't stop trying.

I am a brit-bonger that lives in a small town so my choices are highly limited. There is one massage parlour in my town, but I don't think it's a rub and tug. It's got none of the shit you guys said and it's got really normal Google reviews left both by women and men. Rather unfortunate.

I've never seen that but it'd be a sure sign

usasexguide

Holy shit. I just checked it out for my area and there is (allegedly) a "good" one right across the street from the drs office where my gf works. Kek

Last time I went to one I fucked her little Chinese pussy for 100$

Pretty sure this is all legal in bongistan, they probably advertise openly

lmao

making me laugh, OP succeeded

Furthermore these exist in every single city in the united states and this means that local and state level politicians can be made targets as well.

Why would the CIA or FBI tolerate this?

Bingo. We live under a global surveillance panopticon that was only made possible by the world wide web.
A web catches things and has spiders.

I think it's just a communication problem. She must not have very good English. I think what she meant to say was do you want extra time

Because they are incompetent fucking retards and they are more interested in gaining power over americans than protecting america from foreign enemies. Also I wouldn't be surprised if the CCP has blackmail on a lot of US attorneys and the FBI cannot do anything without a US attorney allowing them to do it.

What the fuck are cuck recruiting strategies? Balcked threads?

Humble brag.

it's how they get tech workers under control

Is no one in this thread worried about getting STDs? Maybe I’m just younger than all of you and still care about this shit or soemthing but I wish I could just go fuck cute Asians, but odds of catching something is pretty high guys

There's a little song and dance you've gotta do too. She'll ask if you've been there before, the answer is always yes. When you're brought into the room, she'll leave you alone to disrobe. You need to get completely naked and throw the little towel they give you to drape yourself onto the chair in the corner. No drape is a clear signal that you're here for extras. You can also leave the tip on the table at this point, this move eliminates the need to go back into your pants later when you're all oily and horny. I do 40 for a handy and 60 for a prostate massage. Once the massage starts, move your arms out to the edge of the table and you'll feel her brush up against you. This is your cue to touch her back, grab her ass or something. Now she knows you definitely aren't a cop and the fun will begin. I'd recommend stashing the house fee in a different pocket than your tip money, if they see your whole wad at once they will try to squeeze as much out of you as they can.

Amazing picture, mind if I download it?

This is why I said full service is disgusting. Also none of them are cute, they're all 40 plus. If you want a cute asian you need to go outside and talk to one. Or get an actual whore

You won't get an std from a handy anon and if you fuck them, wear a condom. I've never been to one but at 50 I assure you those "clean" looking girls you went to high school with are just as dirty if not more.

I've always found it to be super accurate. Gotta love these old ass dudes that do nothing but troll massage parlors.
There are cute ones that suck and fuck all over. You just have to find them. The ones that have a stable of hot Asians usually rotate them out every month.

No it isn't legal, prostitution is legal but every aspect around it, soliciting, keeping a brothel and pimping are illegal and the police will go after you for it. The anon should just find any 'Thai massage' place and they'll spell it out for his autistic ass

No, not really. I started seeing weird posts back when the media was pulling the whole "cucking is the intellectual man's fetish" thing where they basically were like

ackshually cucking is awesome because blahblahblahblah

and here's how you get your wife into it

and here's why its actually cool and not weird as fuck

and if you want to try it but are nervous about it, here's how you can get started just a little bit!

The strategies aren't a 1:1 recipe for success but it was definitely the inspiration for the process of normalizing it to her before slowly making it turn arousing, and then to be a fantasy, and then rl desirable.

Chinese sexual blackmail operation

Lolol, I get real massages from big chain spots but once on vacation I found this place called "Hot Rocks!"

"Fuck yeah, hot rock massage." walk in and I'm in an airlock type room and this asian lady peeks at me through the blinds before opening the door. Pretty hot milf and she seemed nice.

Same thing though, if they ask you to get fully naked it's because shes gonna try to suck your peepee m8y.

Gave me a terrible massage, started touching my balls under the towel "You are want...more?" I'm way too fucking autistic for that though "N..Nope."

"Ohhh u must want to be the one hehehe." then she asks me to stand up and she lays naked on the bed. I masssaged her for a few seconds and was like "I'm good!" "Why??" "Don't worry i'll still tip you." "hahahaha you so silly okay"

Anons, my flower of love can not be plucked by a harlot.

now

Implying you weren’t before?

She handed me a paper cup of lukewarm water

THEY ALWAYS GIVE YOU THOSE MINI FUCKING BOTTLES OF WATER
PEOPLE ALWAYS ASK ME WHY I HAVE SO MANY TINY BOTTLES OF WATER IN THE BACK OF MY CAR
I ALWAYS TELL PEOPLE TO TAKE ONE

Maybe its just my region. I'm a little outside a major city but I've never seen one younger than 35. Maybe it's because I don't go to full-service joints

ANON THE WEIGHT OF YOUR HARLOTRY BUILDS UP IN YOUR VEHICLE. HOPE THE HYDRATION WAS WORTH IT

Despite the name a lot of them aren't Chinese girls, they're all told to say they're Chinese though.

high profile US citizens

no high profile US citizen gets their hanjobs at these places, big fish have bigger honeypots. These things exist because boomers and GenX love cheating on their wives and most girls in places like Cambodia would rather jerk off a wrinkly old fuck a few times a day than live in the rice paddy.

A lot of them are owned by the same gang / organization. They smuggle girls in "Okay to pay off your debt, your gonna jerk off a lot of old truckers."

Every few weeks they move them to a new place. It's pretty wild. Hard to take down though.

start counting how many are in your town
there are more operating than liquor stores, they blow past starbucks by a long shot
AMPs are the most common business establishment in America
This isn't even a fucking joke, I am dead serious
You have two to a strip mall sometimes and then one across the street
Once you start to recognize them you see them everywhere
Then that's not even the offshoots that operate in medical offices

Based autistic handjob decliner

What is the point of this thread?

Oh Hans, not all threads have to have points.
Maybe one of these days you'll understand how humans like to talk about things.

You guys ever read Dune?

He was so close to having his essence drained. The doorway to full Magus almost denied.

Most non-chain massage parlors are like this.

How fuckin dumb do you have to be to waltz into a rub and tug and wondering what full service means after seeing the pink lightbulbs.

M8, this is Anon Babble. He wouldn't get the hint if they had a red light outside the front door.

i went to one of these in vegas years ago. on west flamingo blvd there was a low-rent shopping center like every other block, and pretty much each one had a storefront with the big red 'Massage' signage. i asked my friend who'd lived in vegas for a long time what the deal was, and he said they were basically brothels, but to be careful because they can be scammy, and often the women are like 50 years old, so dont get bait-and-switched.
so i decided to go to one, and one afternoon i drove to a random one a little bit north of the Orleans casino. the hostess was a kind of old bitch and i told her i wanted a good rub, but not from her, and she brought out this chink in her twenties who looked OK, so i said alright. it was $50 for half an hour. i went with the younger 'masseuse' to one of the rooms, and she told me to take off all my clothes. so i did, and after like ten minutes of a mediocre massage, she asked if i wanted an intimate rubbing. i said how much and she said it was another $40. i said ok, and she starts rubbing my johnson, and after like 30 seconds, once i was fully erecto, she says i have a "double-size dong" and so she needs to charge extra. i leapt off the table and socked her so hard in the face that she flew across the room. she landed like a sack of yams and looked dead. i hurriedly put my clothes back on, but right before i got out of there, since im sort of obsessed with cinematic one-liners, i said to her

dont try to ching chong if you cant handle the ping pong

then i exited the room, and thankfully the hostess was in the bathroom or something, and i power walked to my car and drove away. i watched the local news that night and there was no report or anything, so that was good.

I just don’t see the point of a handy, maybe I will when I’m older.

no high profile US citizen gets their handjobs at these places

Robert Kraft

worth 11 billion

Oh yes they do. They're frugal. I don't get it either, but they do.

Y'all remember when the owner of the New England Patriots, (((Robert Kraft))) was busted in a sting at a Florida Asian Massage Parlor?

No? Good goy.....

There was an old Chinese lady who would do this for 20 dorras. She ded now, do t k own if from aids or old age tho

So basically you just have to be a sugar daddy and it’s legal lmao

Yeah I haven't seen that personally. Either those rings aren't operating in my area or I just haven't happened across one of there places yet. Probably the later, there are hundreds of parlors here and I only go to the three or four that are near me. I always get the same two or three old ladies at each one. They're not much to look at but those experienced hands are truly magical.

Autistic?

why these are allowed to continue

I can tell you from experience working for a man that tried to stop some that they're an absolute nightmare to prosecute with very little clout to be gained if you win and they tend to produce a shitstorm if the case doesn't pan out. The businesses themselves operate with deliberate ambiguity and often there are a bunch of headfakes operations mixed in with the "real" whorehouses, and when you bust one of the fakes they start going on about how this is discrimination and stereotyping, which most public offices will buckle under. Maybe if the women of the cities they operate in knew how many of their husbands used these things it would be different, but society considers it a victimless crime and while it's human trafficking under the law my perception was that most of the women in them preferred it to the alternatives.

How do you guys feel about swinging? Would you do it? How to introduce your gf?

Wasting your time so other threads are ignored or nuked by jannies when you drop too much redpills

That's only a small few in large metropolitan cities.
The jack shacks in the small towns found across america are not fucking operated by triads or gangs lol
Fucking mamasan and her extended family are making a killing jerking off dudes, its as simple as that

Maybe you should know beforehand whether you want a handjob?

Nigger

Only if I knew I wasn’t going to marry her, then sure why not it’s just more sex for me. If I cared about her long term I’d probably end up with a homicide charge lmao

Levels to it

My village has a massage parlour that is an actual massage parlour and apparently they get loads of tards wandering in and asking

ere love, ow much fer a wank?

I really don’t get the point of paying an Asian lady for a hand job
Maybe oral or vagina intercourse you may want to pay money for
But I can jerk myself off if I wanted

You just have to dominate your girl completely inside & outside the bedroom and eventually she'll bring it up. They all know we want more than one girl. If she'd do anything to please you she'll start talking about bringing another girl in. Swinging though sounds kind of cûcked. You want to let another man have your girl? What are you gay?

Ur a dumbass and you suck at diplomacy.

Absolutely degenerate

I have spent the better part of three years trying find a massage place in my area that isn't a brothel
Unfortunately there is only one and its a physiotherapy place that won't talk to you unless you have a referral from a doctor

I never got the point of handjobs till I decided to pay for a professional one. These old chink ladies can seriously work magic, it defeats description. They've been studying cock-fu for decades, your hands are nothing compared to theirs

Look for "sports massage" or "sports rehab" theres usually loads,

Too many massage parlors busted with guys gettin sex trafficking charges and aren't the women usually old?

Yeah thats how I found the place that demands a referral
Basically to find a real one that I can actually just go to? Looks like a two plus hour round trip

To give me an erection

This was my same experience and how I found my way into it.
Found a medical office, looked legit, female customers, medical gowns.
Ran by a mother and daughter combo, would visit there every weekend after surfing to get a legit massage and would chat to them about it.
Fast forward a few months and they are giving me blowjobs separately, then later they are doing four hands massages together giving alternating blow jobs.
This went on for months, then the place shut down.
It took YEARS for it to click and for me to remember that they were mother and daughter.

Fuck off. That's a waste of time and productivity.

Lol

Now post your flintstones pictures and wojajs, I know it’s you faggot

Quit being a faggot OP

That spot was literally right by my high school and we saw it go down from campus lmao

Did they ever kiss?

blackmail high profile US citizens.

Search for "Sukarno KGB blackmail".
The only guys that worry about where other men are getting it are twinks.
Now search for "Nixon Bohemian Grove" to find out who runs this country.
If they really want to out themselves ...

lol no
they would talk for an hour and it was fucking annoying, just another day at work

I thought these things are Korean? Chinese espionage operates out of chinatowns and chinese restaurants. For real. They put the restaurants near the intel buildings in the DC area which gives them names via the credit cards and probably have the places bugged to catch any opsec slips in the lunchtime conversations.

Its the massage plus the happy ending thats the key, big stress release.
I like a good massage, then you go to thai places and its a different experience.

I am sure there are some korean ones, but they are almost entirely chinese.

Where I lived years ago I went to a few and they were all Korean. Maybe things have changed

there is a lot of asian/chinese criminal enterprise and prostitution in the us

go to any of the small chinese buffets across the country - they are money laundering and have women rotating in an out of them. its rare but you can get "dates" with them if they trust you and you are halfway decent looking and seem to have money. they eventually get cycled to amps and hotels if they don't meet quotas

the amps are brothels to varying extent, although they do legitimate business too. they are typically older, late 30-50s, run by a seasoned worker the handlers trust. this worker is the mamasan

hotel asians are a thing too, women rotating in and out of hotels, also typically 30s-50s. you call them up through a handler. the handlers are organized in cells from what I have picked up, and they also manage the amps in their area over the mamasans

there are higher end 20-30 year old asian women available too, usually through website booking with handlers labeling themselves as agencies

all the handlers report to a central authority that they have little info about. very compartmentalized

source - i've have "dated" and actually dated the restaurant women. they tend to be the most genuine, although they still want a green card or anchor baby

dont try to ching chong if you cant handle the ping pong

That'd be a good T-shirt

What? Just ask if they take insurance, even if you don't have insurance

Some are awful. Like goddamn Chang, you're going to pull my cock off.

handy

I've been married twice and I don't think I've ever had one to completion. However in a relaxed massage atmosphere I can understand the appeal.

Best thread on pol rn lmao
Condoms are for pussies

You wouldn't understand there's no poop involved

They vary on area sometimes.
Like in Los Angeles you have a vietnamese area, koean area, chinese area, japanese area, thai area where they cluster.

although they still want a green card or anchor baby

They all do.
Its hard for them to come back once their visa is up, so they will try to make as much cash and get pregnant while here.
The older ladies at jack shacks are just doing it because there is no better money for work they know. They already became naturalized previously through an anchor baby or marriage.

That sites too disorganized. It feels like tapping into a conversation that has been going on for hours.

I’m starting to believe all Europeans are autistic.

Yeah it's an extremely boomer forum, even worse than here. I like ampreviews, search works pretty good and you can see basics of every review without logging in or paying. Then there's rubmaps. You don't need to pay for that either, if a spot has any reviews on there at all, its a winner. This can result in some false negatives though, I've seen places listed on rubmaps with no reviews but they're perfectly good rub and tugs. So cross-reference for best results

I hope this is for real, and when you take the "full service" next time they start pegging you in the ass, and no stop means jackhammer that ass mercilessly you incredibly bad bait story telling fuck

I wanna get a massage in the airport bathroom. I can't even smoke ciggys there wtf

quality thread

youtu.be/XrTj2LKPyRcsi=snThYHmELeW82OwB
The woe

i dated (not in air quotes) one restaurant woman for about a year. sweet girl, not a doubt in my mind that she did genuinely like me, but she did want to get married. she got married off when I didn't take her up. maybe it was manipulation but she was very open with me about what she knew

the restaurant women are usually fresh off the boat. they make their repayment quotas and show potential they get to stay and move up the ladder and/or get married off to chinese immigrant men in their organization. i've seen the range rovers show up with obvious triad/mob types chinese men get out in suits to tiny hick town buffets lol. the flub women eventually end up in the amps/hotels. attractive women are also offered to be the more escort-type prostitute as well, for more money

7 out of 10 post, given the replies.

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you han sum man.

if you havent rawdogged a chinese auntie during regular business hours, you havent lived a full life

op missed on teenage love AND paid for a 'job he didn't get all while maintaing a happy face.

if you rawdog a hooker you might not get to live a full life

alright with me

I was in Seattle on business a few years ago and there was an Asian massage place just down the block from my hotel. Being totally wound up in back pain from having to fly from Dulles to SeaTac in coach, I asked the concierge where a good place to get a massage close by was and he pointed me to it. Was not looking for rub & tug, just wanted my lower back fixed as quickly as possible. So I go in at about 4pm, tell the gook at the counter that I was a back massage, nothing else, one hour, no funny business. She leads me to a darkly lit room, heavily perfumed/Farbreezed, some vaguely themed Asian decor on the walls, tells me to undress. It's cold as fuck in there too. I strip down to my boxers and socks, get on the table and wait. And wait. And wait. Notice there's a small monitor on the wall at one end and a camera mounted in the corner of the ceiling. Monitor is split screen, one scene is the exterior of the front door, other is an alley way. Whatever, I'm not here for a jerk off...just want back fixed. Forty-something gook finally comes in, wearing a black cocktail dress type thing, can't understand shit she's saying and have to keep asking her to repeat. Point to back, tell her that's all I want massaged, no sex. Laughy-laughy, Papasan. Does some half-assed massage on my back, more scratching her nails on it than really working the knots out. Asks me to remove boxers, say "no, only back massage." Keeps trying to play with my ass, upper inner thighs. Again, "no, only back massage." Presses groin into my resting hands, dragging tits across my back. After twenty minutes of this garbage, asks me to flip over. "No, only back massage." More lame scratching of my back. "Anything else need massage?" in broken english. Tell the bug "no," just want to get dressed and sneak the hell out. Give her $20 tip, just to extract myself from this shitty massage parlor with minimal problems, she gives me bug stink eye. Put head down, boogie out.

if you rawdog a hooker you might not get to live a full life

i've ploughed more cheap oriental whores than you've had hot meals. the girl posted above and hundreds more exactly like her.

never caught hiv, or any permanent consequences. just the usual vd. the worst that's happened was a fucked up gi tract from antibiotics. that's happened a few times and takes a few months to return to normal.

bb4lyfe, faggot. spunk in all three holes ftw.

Faggot goes to a rub and tug, wants rub only, pays "30% extra" anyway, declines the tug, and remains "confused"
Asks Anon Babble what's up with the rub and tug that tugs
Genius

i rawdogged 4 different ones, 2 of them a few times. no bumps or crawlies to report. condoms are for sissies.

segway

This isn’t even correct use of the correctly spelled word. God I fucking hate spics

i rawdogged 4 different ones, 2 of them a few times. no bumps or crawlies to report. condoms are for sissies.

prep + doxypep + tadalafil 20mg = breakfast of champions.

bullet proof cock that's harder than michael jackson in a daycare. a gift from the gods, and fuel for mongers in pattaya, bangers, and beyond.

habeeb it.

if youre a halfway decent looking white guy, you can creampie any asian immigrant woman pretty easily, especially chinese women

anchor babying aside, they like bare sex (ive never used condoms, but im snipped lol) and almost universally have the hots for generic white guys

paying hundreds of dollars to lay on dirty linens covered in coomer sweat and fallen dingleberrys and be jacked off by some 50 year old chink lady wearing clown makeup

hard pass

Alas, they all have that generic patch of untrimmed black pubic hair (including their ass cracks). It's not trimmed, it's not curly (straight like a dog's fur) and it smells like whatever insect dish she ate for dinner last night. It's so weird when they reveal that pussy to you and it's a shock of unkempt pubes. Reminds me of the first time I saw a naked bug (that naked girl running down the dirt road in Vietnam as napalm falls around them); kills the boner for a moment or so. I don't need them bare, just a nice landing strip and no hair from the perineum to the asshole (it's a hygiene thing). Rarer than a leprechaun.

STDs are really only a thing among gays and blacks. I have fucked plenty of White/Asian/Indian girls raw and never had any issues. Obviously you have to watch out for ones who do fuck blacks or fags, but other than that STDs aren't a real thing. Especially aids, which can't be passed vaginally from woman to man.

anecdotal evidence is low iq

they`re hookers that get rawdogged. if you`re getting an std anywhere its from there.

prep

pattaya

Its bad enough that all the open fags are spreading prep resistant hiv but then you also have closet faggots like you spreading it by fucking boys in thailand.

Maybe

Who knows whoring is a one time deal for a lot of women

white women pick up STDs tho from sleeping with black men. Even if it's just once

I appreciate your optimism, anon. The word you're looking for was

Segue

7/10 for making me chuckle though.