So it's ok to push unrealistic body expectations on men now

So it's ok to push unrealistic body expectations on men now.

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A manlet can get that pretty easily but as someone 6'3 you need gear

If you don't look like this in 2025 you deserve zero pussy and have to date the women who are no longer appealing to guys like this. It's just how it is.

You can look like that in half a year on SS + GOMAD

SEX

always has been

gym bros eating good nice

I look like that but Indian.

sucks to suck cuck

unrealistic body expectations

Go to the gym, fatty.

Yeah if you're 5'4.

fat reddit fuck

is this really that unrealistic? seems achievale in a year or two of training and dieting right

swallowing every drop of cum and sweat off his body

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unrealistic expectations for men

JUST GO TO THE GYM FATTY!!!

realistic expectations for women

UMM THIS IS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE AND IS GENOCIDING WOMEN!!!!

He is benching 265 lbs for reps at that bodyfat, he's 100% on gear

Meanwhile all a woman has to do to look appealing is say no to the occasional pasta

Did cockstar release another trailer or something

no

Always has been. Fall down, do 10 push ups

now

never watched a single hollywood movie in your life nigga? this shit has been around since the 80's. men just don't complain about it since it actually requires hard work and dedication if you want to be natty.

Nah, this is the Saints Row 2 trailer.

or say yes, like my lucia will

unrealistic

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lmao, eat less fatty

yeah women are retarded coddled children. men just tell it like it is.

Anon Babble here.

LMAO@YOU

Maybe it changes like in San andreas

based architect

now

Has always been ok and will always be ok, because it IS ok

Considering this is a GTA game where drug usage is common, would it actually be that weird to have a main character be a steroid user?

manlet bros... we keep winning

pro wrestler on performance enhancers who works out as their full time job

realistic

Just say your fat.

No not weird at all, just stating facts

this guy doesn't even have 6-pack
neither does this guy

The devs are probably majority women at this point. They'll put fanservice in for themselves and see no hypocricy in decrying fanservice for men.

He lives in Florida. No shit.

Men just need to lock in for like 2 weeks to looks like this

You do realize this actually proves it's harder for women right? men need to eat and bulk, women can't eat at all since they have higher fat distribution and require less calories so they need like 1000 calories/day to lose weight, which is basically starving

Nah, it's fine
Only low T males complain.

men just don't complain about it since it actually requires hard work and dedication if you want to be natty.

So why do women complain? You didn't really explain that. It requires the same hard work for women.

2.5 pl8s for reps is impressive, but I wouldn't say its not doable while natty at that bf%

trailer with a latina with a gigantic ass

Anon Babble is focused on the dude with more threads about him

why are chuds so gay?

Do excercise and keep a balanced diet, lazy ass fat

umm that's unrealistic no woman looks like that

t. woman

I suppose with surgery anything is possible

It's easier for manlets to get Anon Babble? I'm that height and never knew this.

cause women are mentally children their entire lives.

Thank god women don't play GTA

Anon Babble here. should i play this game to own the chuds? i dont even have a ps5

White Boy Summer

No and yes.
Its just hormones.
Your average joe with his average lifestyle could lift for 5 years and not look even close to that.

For example I am pretty sick individual but recently made some health recovery and guess what I gained more muscles in about 2 months lifting half assed than in a year lifting(Barely gained muscle).

Granted your average person is not a fucked up as me but not enough health and testosterone to gain that amount of muscle.

That being said most men will never look even close to that,it does require effort on top of good hormone levels.

unrealistic

That's the average guy look outside of North America

Smaller frame is easier to fill with muscle

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Arthur mogs Jason, I'm afraid.

The only people crying about unrealistic bodies are the ugly women on development teams and news portals.

ripped white main character

if anything this is targeted at chuds.

Not eating things is much easier than the lifestyle routine you need to become a ripped gigachad.

It's so much easier actually

Wait I actually am 5'4... I should get to work

because latinas are fucking disgusting both in looks and personality, get some taste

Lankets it can take like 3 - 5 years even with gear.
Manlets can do it in 1 - 2 years.

one example exists

ergo it's realistic

Okay...

So why are games being censored of sexy women?

so you're gay, got it.

no, I'm an actual latino, retard

But it's these very same ugly women that are gooning over this and 'love and deepspace' and shit.
It's the double standards that's the problem, obviously.

posts someone who makes a living from having an unrealistic body

wrestlers don't make a living from their body

...

unrealistic?

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so you're brown and gay. like most of this board.

unrealistic

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Jay Cutler had the best body of all time

He looks tall. 10 years natty. 5 years on year

Sleeper build

not eating is.....harder than eating

retard, take one look at your country (if it's the US)

It always has been. Ain't nobody remaking Conan with a fat middle aged bald guy.

ur GAE

peak coomer rebuttal

Posting Cutler for men is like posting gabi for women

Test

Who?

How do I get this type of body? Do I actually need to learn how to lift weights? I have been avoiding the gym because I keep hearing horror stories of fatties being made fun of.

This is really overblown, weightlifting is fun and you don't need to go every day do full body 2 or 3 times a week if you don't have the time for meme splits. You also don't have to follow a strict diet either, just fast when t-shirt season comes and you'll get abs in 2-3 weeks, and I don't mean strict fasting but 2-3 days fasts or agressive OMAD. Also men have access to the gear cheatcode, women have to deal with absurdly low TDEs on top of being emotional wrecks that treat feeling sad:( with splurging on sugary goyslop.

Those guys, and all of the guys you have posted, are famous because of how unrealistic their bodies are. I dont understand the point you think you are making, but Jason looks like a fucking linebacker making 30million a season in the NFL. It's not realistic at all for a normal dude

not my fault you're a fag.

Those are men

No one makes fun of fatties at the gym

sure thing, sanjay

Dumbass.

If it really was as easy

Le just eat less bro the UK and US wouldn't be on average obese.

how is it unrealistic when people have those bodies irl

Sorry you cant handle a stronk woman

The only people who get made fun of are trannies or pooners.

natty
juiced
natty with good lighting (possibly juiced)
juiced
juiced

Unrealistic?

Gay thread

I mean it's easy for intelligent people. That's what I mean. Not human vacuum cleaners.

Okay, but this really is an unrealistic standard for men.

I'm a weak guy. I'm short and have bad genetics. I literally can't relate when I see buff tall dudes in media, because I could never be that.

The impression I get is that I'm not allowed to have a problem with this because I should aspire to look like him. Except I literally can't, unless I take steroids and magically grow several inches.

Genuinely it seems like no one gives a fuck about men's rights anymore. It is not fair to hide beautiful women from me and accuse me of being sexist, then shove male models in my face and tell me that's what I should strive to be. I don't want that. It has nothing to do with skin tone or insecurity, it's an impossible double standard that both genders seem to support.

Ooof

every nu Anon Babble GTA thread is going to be nothing but insecure and annoying failed normalfags and gay men

guess i'll just ignore them.

Lmao

And nearly all women look like slampigs, welcome to America

That twink death going to hit hard

Wtf is gear???

:(

120 kg bench is now considered normal
Zoomers are fucked

very weak bait. do better

Jay looks straight out of DBZ, dude has mastered SSJ2. Most Olympia bodybuilders are either bloated or have grotesque proportions

weightlifting is fun

I wish, going to the gym makes me want to kill myself and the only reason I do it is because I'm a vapid cunt that is terrified of getting fat

you faggots are just bizzarro reddit, stop being a bitch and start lifting

MC that will proceed to achieve superhuman feats throughout the story is in peak athletic form

I don't see the issue here. If anything dadbod michael and trevor pulling stuntmen bullshit with their aging bodies raise more questions.

So 99% of the US population are dumb, including you.

I wouldn't object to Arthur x Jason desu

not eating junk

Literally impossible

not eating junk

eating insane amounts of healthy calories particularly expensive proteins do fats

exercising frequently

taking supplements

injuries and side effects of doing so

Pfft, easy as fuck bro, anyone can do it.

most gays have that body ,be more like your gay counterparts

Is 265 really that impressive? I bench 225 and my chest doesn't look anywhere close to that :(

Jason has the physique of someone who has been physically active and lifting for most of his adult life. Not unnatural, its just takes a while for the body to accumulate that muscle mass. Keep in mind he is very much not a sedentary office worker.

body weight is back

FAT BROS WE'RE SO BACK

now.

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I'm skinny and have visible abs tho
I'm saying its easy to not eat that much out of my own personal experience

If you lift for several years it is. I bulked up after injury from 65 to 75 kilos in 7 months.

191cm tall

it's over bros, i'm gonna be skinnyfat forever

For reps? Yeah its very good

rare actual ugly poster on r/amiugly

it's always just attention whoring retards

unrealistic

Literally the most reddit post in this thread.

but you're only upset cuz you aren't fit

I am fit, I'm just also annoyed at the double standard. The reason you can't comprehend this is because you're stupid.

tfw too scared to bench

Offcycle my friend
Not natty
Some just cruise on roids all year.
Back in the day bodybuilders stopped doing steroids between competitions.
Nowadays people just reduce the dose and never stop yes even non bodybuilders.

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I will never be 1982 Arnie

Why even live

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achievable natty in a couple years hard work

Trevor takes meth and does crack occasionally
Michael used to be a Quarterback on his college team or some shit like that

Calm down, fatty

It's really not easy especially as you get older because your metabolism slows down.
t. 31 and all my friends got fat except the one guy who is actually hitting the gym 6 days a week.

people with two heads and three legs exist IRL, it doesn't mean it's realistically achievable by normal people.

If you take your progression slow you won't kill yourself. Also use safety bars

fatties seething over men in shape

love to see it

Pretty face > height > being these gym body types.
I'm fat and not very tall, and I'm drowning in pussy.

Diet contributes to 80% of a decent physique to normies.
Just stop eating

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You are just skinny bitch. Exercise for your health not for women.

It is though, just stop being lazy faggot and dedicate few hours per week to your own health and start eating healthy.

Start eating healthy, you are all just lazy

Literally 0 attractive foids

But MC is a steroid filled gigachad

Why are all games for foids now?

It actually is that easy. You people just eat the wrong things. Try eating actual food rather than zogchow from time to time

???????
I thought gains were made by overeating?

this guy doesn't even have 6-pack

yea he has just too much fat on it, retard.

Switch from intensity to volume? I hated it when I was training for strength, fear of failing reps, fear of injury, excessive levels of fatigue afterwards, I dreaded going to the gym. Also unironically stop squatting if you hate it and use machines for legs, there is no worse feeling in the world than to wake up and remember you have 5 sets of squats to do today

How the fuck is that unrealistic? Ge

Lmao lankets always cope with this same bullshit.

I'm seething over society's endless parade of double standards that benefit women over men perpetually, but I'm a skinny stick that can't do OHP without extreme pain. I want to become jacked but I cant cause my joints are SHIT

tfw can bench 120kg but only 1 rep

feels bad

This is site is full of mentally ill homos. Only difference between them and reddit mods is they are other end of ideology

lmaooo I knew you were a whiny bitch

I like weightlifting. It’s fun. Waiting around for my turn in the gym is awful. And cardio is the devil.

thought Brad Pitt in Fight Club was peak

this looks like twink mode to me now

Alright you filthy Anon Babblecels, tell me how it works.

go to gym

pick weights up abd out them down

slowly work up to bigger weights when current weight is easy to lift

repeat until muscular

What do you do for food? Cut to stop being a fatty and then loads of protein?

male main character can become muscular

female main character can probably become thicker and more voluptous

I will actually bother playing your GTA game now ever since SA's release

I've never been to a gym before
How do I know what to do

Post body then

They are. But you need to train hard for that to be the case.

all this cope

reddit spacing

Thanks for confirming my suspicions.

When did men get so whiny. I grew up watching arnold and sylvester and looking up to them. You kids want to be fat or something?

Yes, you need to go to the gym after your 9/5. Stop crying lazy zoomer virgin

You can pay a personal trainer. He will teach you all you need to know. You can get an experienced buddy. And there’s usually gym trainers around to make sure you have a minimum level of instruction.

They should teach kids how to get fit in schools. Get a real knowledge that will actually improve your life, make you happier and get more respect.

Media should also stop pushing the narrative of gym bros being douches.

If you do cardio there is no need to cut trash food, just be sure that your main meals are healthy.
Proteins are nice but not necessary, just eat shitload of eggs.
When you start lifting you will notice that your muscles at first will grow quite fast.

you have body dysmorphia

todays soi bois are beyond repair
they have been coddled beyond repair that they're valuable just by participating, even though they are complete fucking losers

Just don't do this and you'll be fine.

make MC a white chad

give him a latina gf

she has a hard face and is too dark

why?

SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I never said that, they wouldn't be famous if they didn't have unrealistic roided bodies. Abby and Duke Nukem have unrealistic bodies not because they're biologically impossible but because no normal person would have them in that situation. I don't care about that shit in video games but understanding the point people try to make is just dumb.

Let's be real if you DON'T have body dysmorphia you're not gonna make it.

little bitch that was bullied in school

We are constantly told that attractive women in media is an unfair portrayal and "unrealistic" so it's more about the double standard if anything

It's the hypocrisy over what is allowed to be demanded of men versus what is allowed to be demanded of women.

Women don't have a metabolism bro

Calories in vs calories out applies to all human beings.

Right now I'm cutting because I'm too fucking fat (15lbs over a healthy BMI, apparently). Guess I'll eat all the eggs and hit the gym once I'm at the target weight. Wouldn't eggs be a cholesterol issue though?

Why are attractive women banned from video games?

unrealistic

eat nothing but meat and veggies daily

drink nothing but water

swim, run, stairs, lift heavy shit, look up prison training if you don't want to waste money on gyms

WOW
SO UNREALISTIC
Stupid fucking faggot.
Only thing stopping anyone is laziness, even in the food department you save money by not wasting it on sugary garbage.

personal trainer

I will NOT interact or be social with another human being.

Is OP that unrealistic?

I remember seeing posts how some buff male model from the early 2000s would be above average now. Its pretty true, that said the guy in the OP isnt that amazing. Its above average though.

Are guy standards just higher now?
Or are people just more satisfied with mediocrity.
Guy in the OP doesnt seem that insane to get.
Even my biceps are bigger. That said he has nice serratus muscles

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This guy was supposed to be a dumb goofy redneck but I see they Franklin'd him and turned him into le boring straight man

Diet and sleeping.

they said I could either cope or seethe

I decided to do both

Lol.

Ok, now apply this standard to women

I am so fucking glad entertainment is moving away from the left.

you have lost by even beginning to compare yourself to women

standards are different for women and men because women and men are fucking different from each other

sugary garbage

Coke has the same calories as milk, bro.

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do did I, in those movies they had equally attractive females, don't be a dishonest nigger

Those abs are literal god tier genetics

Meat, eggs, dairy.
Don't know what vegetables are good other than avocado, but I'm sure there are some.
Workout more than you eat, calorie-wise.
Plan your workout to be 45 minutes tops.
Not working out one day? Take a walk after dinner.
Also, you eat twice a day, tops.

Why dont they show sexier women given how theyre showing sexier men?
Is it some HAES shit?

And one has protein and fat, the other is literally syrup

beauty standards for men

spend 5 hours at the gym every day, use steroids and eat nothing but unflavored chicken breasts

beauty standards for women

just dont eat too much all the time

standards are different for women

You just admitted women apply double standards to looks. Why do we allow this?

HGH gut is disgusting

If you think the average person can achieve those kind of abs you're retarded, that's a visible perfect 8 pack. Not even 1% of humans have those genetics kek. Still though, as a guy you're impressed by it, if you cry about it you're a fucking tranny

this argument isn't even real anymore since plenty of men like fat morbidly obese women

Then equality should be disqualified across the board cause from where I'm sitting it just looks like women get to benefit from double standards and any double standard that benefits men gets erased

It's faggots like you that have perpetuated our current cultural hellscape

Probably but I like them and dont care.
Start cycling, that thing melts fat and doesnt hurt your joints.

not eating like a pig 6 times a day every day

going for a walk every other Wednesday

hard

r u rarted?

And? Calories in, calories out.

If any of you decide to lift, dont lift for women because they dont give a shit about muscles. Its all about face and height.

It's literally because he's a white knighting simp

WHITE BOY SUMMER

Dude is just looking at a guy with the bar at throat level for tens of seconds before realizing

I get that it isn't his responsibility to keep watch but surely nobody normally rests the bar in that level.

because they dont give a shit about muscles

they say they dont, but they do

plenty

Just because you've seen some freaks, doesn't make it a fact.

400 calories of eggs=400 calories of jelly beans

Stop talking

For me is the ammunition sluts

The only unrealistic thing for me is his bf%
What's that, 10%? lower?

retard doesn't know how to roll of shame

Yeah I noticed the chick on the left, titties bounced

height

nah, it's fine. You just need to be taller than the girl and 99% of manlets achieve that.

Plenty of guys shorter than me with girls.

The back "fat" coupled with the abs don't look realistic actually. Atleast not realistic lighting.

12% bf I would say or lower but not single digits

Uh oh bro. Gladiators would love that.

what we know about gladiators’ diet and physiques suggests a very different physical appearance than the one depicted in classical art and contemporary popular culture. According to archaeological research, their abdominals and pectorals were likely covered in a quivering layer of subcutaneous fat. Why? The evidence suggests gladiators carbo-loaded. They ate a diet high in carbohydrates, such as barley and beans, and low in animal proteins. Their meals looked nothing like the paleo or meat-and-fish centric diets now associated with elite warriors and athletes.

400 calories of eggs=400 calories of jelly beans

Yes.

400kg of feathers is the same as 400kg of bricks

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO REEEEEEEEEEEE IT'S NOTTT

This is you.

The issue with body standards is that both ends of the spectrum have gotten more extreme and nobody has a "normal" or "average" build anymore. Either people are fat/obese, or they're gymbros. So now a DYEL in his first year of lifting simply isn't impressive, whereas in the 90s that was as ripped as actors got. These days actors blast roids and lift for years so they're even more jacked, all the old gym bros are doing the same, and if you're not giant, you're a twink.

But that's just perception. Honestly, if you lift and eat clean for a year, and you keep it around 10% body fat, you're going to mog 90% of everyone IRL. Being lean mogs all the fatties, and having actual muscle definition mogs the skinny non-lifters. It's just when you compare to actual lifters that you realize you're nowhere near your full potential.

If your chest doesn't look that good it's probably because 225lbs is close to your bodyweight. But if you're also a consistent lifter you probably also have some amount of body dysmorphia and your chest doesn't look that bad

the two foids checking out Jason doing his rep

Bros...GTA 6 has inspired me to work out now.

They like nice bodies, you can achieve this with going to gym 3 times per week and not eating like swine

Meat was not food for poor in preindustrial societies. You are not as smart as you think you are.

Just execute amerimutt and jews and we will be fine

Online dating and its consequences have been a disaster for the young male population, the increased interest in fitness and the need to constantly push for more and more is a direct response to Tinder and the likes, looksmaxxing is not just a hobby or a lifestyle for Zoomers it's an absolute necessity if they want to get pussy because of their dogshit social skills and the hostile environment they have to operate in.

yet the trailer and screenshots are filled to the brim with gigantic asses and breasts, are you retarded?

gladiators were slaves so they ate slave food, grains

Relevance? Doesn't mean that making a blanket statement that milk is the same as coke because they have the same total calories any more correct. Also anyone who's ever seen a farmer eat nothing but carbs and fat and yet be fit and lean wouldn't be surprised by this, but there's also a difference between general fitness (cardio and endurance with some strength) and a carnival show strongman.

Seems kinda weak to complain teh same way they do to me.
The chicks in gta6 seem about on par with buddy to me.

Lucia would have to look like this to be looksmatched with that chad

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is that power up in the chinese cartoon with the rubber man

Jesus you're so stupid it's actually causing me pain.

still reddit spacing too

Nice

It took one Gachimuchi like guy to convince Anon Babble for GTA 6

anamaxxing is unironically harder.
fitfags spend 9 months of the year 'bulking'

anon... no olympians were ever warriors. Getting fit takes a lot of free time and money.

They were the rich and well off, not the soldiery.

The chicks in gta6 seem about on par with buddy to me.

bro is literally a Clint Eastwood's son look like, perfect build and face, Lucia is a 6/10 working at the local grocery store

Being gluttonous swine is disaster

That just reinforces his point.

except there are a lot of ugly males posting on r/amiugly
when it's a woman, 95% of the time it's a non-ugly one

Every time a coworker asks how often I work out I say like twice a week. I love watching the shame in their eyes when they realize they could be doing that too and look like me but don't.

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Harder for women

Meanwhile half of the white men are balding when they reach Jason age lmao. All that women need to do is not to eat like a pig and do some squats. Meanwhile men have to train the whole body

"Be yourself" and "looks don't matter" were and are a disaster

Galdiators were celebrities. People drank gladiator sweat as a penis hardener.

i've seen how bitchy you fags get during a cut. now try cutting every day forever

Auschwitz would be closer to the average western male going an actual calorie restriction diet

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Thank god women are not sticks anymore. I like my bitches with wide hips, bit butts and good tits.

I'll bite. Why is it unrealistic?

Also, genetics. If you don't have good genetics, don't even bother trying.

Not eating is WAY EASIER than force feeding yourself
Both physically and economically

doesn't know what reddit spacing is

thinks spacing different paragraphs for clarity is reddit spacing

You are a fuckwit and a redditor.

P.S: kill yourself.

my friend started lifting and in about 2 to 3 months he looked like a fucking pigeon with how big his chest became, newbie gains is crazy, thought his genes might've helped

Why would you go to such diet. Just move your fat ass. Fitness trainers eat shitload of junk, they just spend it all

No, I want the women to be 11/10 stacies just like the men are 11/10 gigachads

Amateur. Never admit to working out. Just say you do zumba every couple weeks when you feel like it. Don't even let them think the gym is necessary or even an option.

Oh, these giant lats? Yeah man I did yoga once or twice a couple years ago, I just look like this.

subhuman thinks it is easy to get shredded

kek I WISH all I had to do was not stuff my face with food and do no activity to look good.

WOwwee, not as big but are we finally getting a rockstar game with body types that are widely different

straight male issues lmao

You already have the 8 pack my brother in Christ, you just need to unearth it.
You'll already see it when your reduce your bodyfat, like every God damn twink.
If you want them pronounced, literally just walk and run up and down stairs, and think of using your abs to lift your thighs every step you make, you'll basically be doing standing crunches but even more effective, while working almost your entire body with legs being emphasised. Absent of that, abs will grow as a byproduct of lifting, abs and back muscles are called core because you can't avoid training them no matter what exercise you do, or rather they are the core for every exercise done right.

It's not. Anon Babble are just a bunch of fatasses who don't want to put in the work.
You can achieve this in 3 years if you are consistent, 1 year with steroids.

Norafawn is not man.

ate rotisserie chicken, fried food, steak and drank milkshakes every day

still losing weight due to job keeping me moving

Feels good. Not gonna eat less and lose more weight, though. I need that energy for work.

the emo era was tough, every girl wanted to look anorexic

there are more men with BDD than women

bet you didn't know that

Cutting and simply not over eating are two different things and you would know this if you weren't a fat woman.

Nah you can only get away with so much. If it's an office full of fatties then saying yoga only will work.

The general population has some idea of weightlifting but commit 0 time to it so they have no idea the work that actually gets put in.

And tiktok wants to bring that back. Lucky for some, femboys are keeping up in getting bit butts and wide hips while wmen want to go back to being sticks.

Here I'll help you . Don't press enter twice before your next greentext. The next tip won't be free though, sorry

I am a man and I like unrealistic male body standards in games.
Let me play as a super roided up tank of a human being!

Is this guy dead?

And the uncontacted people of south east asia eat nothing but fruit (sugar) and are lean.

the hidden trick is that upper body muscle especially the neck muscles does make your face look better.
Honestly lifting is a good habit to pick up, 3DPDs are the last reason why you should do it. But they do care, you need at least enough so they're showing a bit through your clothing.

white men belong to crusty over-educated minority women

RDR2 had varied body types and heights in both single player and online mode

Are you blind? There are no spaces between each greentext in my posts.
You actually are a newfag lol.

You're fucked. Or you're a fat dude who thinks it's insanely hard to get fit.

Women complains that picking the top 1% of female bodies to represent a female character is unrealistic because it should represent the average. I just wish female characters were the average Instagram "model".

They don't eat nothing but sugar, but yeah. Lean and huge are two different things, thanks for agreeing with what I said. You ain't getting huge off of pure sugar, although you can burn it and stay lean.

UMM THIS IS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE AND IS GENOCIDING WOMEN!!!!

only seething uggos and male feminists say that

Feminism was always about liberating women only and giving only women extra perks. Men still have to live up to the traditional expectations we were held up to, while getting absolutely nothing in return for doing so.

Nah you can only get away with so much

You seriously underestimate how gullible non-lifters are. They honestly believe it's all genetics. My favorite comeback when someone questions me is asking if they take a multi-vitamin. When they say no, I tell them they're probably micronutrient deficient, and instantly they lose all credibility. If they say yes then I shrug and say I dunno must be genetic.

Yep

I can bench 265 lbs for 10 reps, but I am above 15% bodyfat and 200 lbs, so I don't look anywhere near that so ye, if you are that lean, maybe 265 lbs/120 kg is your 3 rep max at most.

This shit sucks so bad, my problem is not that I'm fat but the opposite - I just cannot gain weight. Always been skinny, I'm now 25, 1.85 and cannot go upwards of 70-73 kgs after almost a year of gym. I'm honestly considering gear, the only thing stopping me is I'm afraid of going bald

This is a lie by the way. This will take at the very least 2 years.

Maybe try reading what I said lol. You're sure acting like a redditor for all your claims not to be one

Only fags care about muscles (see this thread)

You ain't getting huge off of pure sugar

Umm, the gladiator post we started from? Carbs are sugar.

go to the gym every other day

do cardio on off days

am also a ravaging alcoholic that drinks 15 beers a day

I would look so good if not for the last point

Not enough to really make a difference when putting on clothes though, they still had the gta 5 "gotta keep bodies as similar as possible" balancing going on in RDR2

Proportions is everything. The muscle mass that needs to be built to look Anon Babble is much less for manlets. Think of it in a tangible sense, as if you could you could grab and measure the said muscle mass at various parts of the body.

So this is the power of being the drummer of Nirvana for years.

Had same issue, i started chugging proteins. Really helped me

My college self would fold current me in half in like 2 rounds tops bruv. And im relatively physically active. And stims make you uberhuman superzoldaten only during honeymoon period, trevor seems to be chronic.

Do you think gladiators looked like Arnold you retard?

He is 20% bodyfat, the dude in the GTA 6 trailer is maybe 12% at most.

Jesus Christ

roidtrannies destroyed

It is insanely hard to look like he does, you haven't lifted for a single day if you believe otherwise.

Enter

Enter

Exactly what I did, plebbit faggot.

I take both protein and creatine, but honestly I'm going to throw up if I have to drink more than one shake on top of my meals

lookists bros, I kneel

no ur reddit

I'm done with you, enjoy the last word, I feel like you need it

Did you lift today?

Arnold used steriods, so no.

Working on your body for the appeal of others is a great way to destroy the mind. You do it for your own personal benefit, your own personal Joy.

Wrestlers are all literally on steriods and they admitted it.

I expect to see mechanis sl we can actually customize how both protagonist look. Fat, lean, muscle, etc. Like in San Andreas.

Why are there more posts of the guy than of the chick and her many ass shots in the trailer

All those delicious ass shots

Yeah, latinas won. BIGLY

fag dyke subhuman hitler was good segregation was good deport all non-whites et cetera, just to trigger the last of your plebbit brain.

WHERE ARE HER ORGANS?

Lol you're trying to compensate by working out but your liver will still be destroyed. Address the real problem nitwit

He's not only ugly, he looks retarded, I feel so bad for him.

Worst perspective/angle of all time
She looks like a giant because she is in the foreground and way taller.
Put a tall FIT woman next to turbomanlet bodybuilder and the bodybuilder still looks big but short.

Why would this chad date a BPD Latina?

All the big boobs are on fatties, though.

unrealistic

hit the gym already piggie

Remember when this was considered jacked back in the day? We just keep raising the standard for men while the one for women keeps going down.

Check your guts then. Possibly something with your digestion. If not and all your relatives are lean - sorry, you've just lost genetic lottery, aim for cardio first physique.

retard, you haven't played GTASA and it's showing

Alcohol is literally estrogen, it's opium for the stupid.

a lot of couples are not looksmatched

I actually haven't, good guess anon!

go to gym

pick weights up abd out them down

Did it for years and I'm somwhat muscular (not big but muscle shaped) but I can't get to the next stage because, despite there being some visible results, my strength never increases

T H I S, it's the same shit as Mortal Kombat.

Remember when this was considered jacked back in the day?

No? There were bigger guys in that movie.

That body is gonna 100% hundreds of millions of mostly straight dudes question their sexuality once it hits 200 million views

Women get real insecure when their guy is better looking than them.

SEXO SEXO SEXO

191cm tall

average in white countries (read: european) in 2025, under average in any enviroment with succesful men

get down on your knees

If by trailer you mean another prerendered CGI cutscene with absolutely zero gameplay
yes

Jason grew up around grifters and crooks. After a stint in the Army trying to shake off his troubled teens, he found himself in the Keys doing what he knows best, working for local drug runners. It might be time to try something new.

Canon reason for him to know how to fly the Buzzard in the trailer.

You're thinking of beer, Muslim.

A 120 kg bench is in the realm for almost everyone after at least 5 years of lifting.
I have slightly above average genetics and my max bench is 165 kg, however I was above 100 kg when I hit that, on a more healthy bodyweight it's closer to 158 kg, which I hit when I was 91 kg bodyweight at a height of 186 cm.
But from all the dudes I trained with, basically everyone was able to hit 120, although it was their max and they never improved beyond that regardless how well they fed themselves and trained, but it is realistic for most healthy men between 18 to 60.

just go to the gym bro

rockstar be like here is our glorious protagonist

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it's literally that easy
you have no excuse

I'm not quite that jacked, but the girl at the grocery store doesn't look like what's her face either. I'm had a solid 6 pack and v taper my entire adult life from 2-3 days a week in the gym. Consistency is all that matters.

When real men see attractive males, it's something we aspire to be and feel proud that they achieved such a physique. Some of us even feel competitive and will work ourselves to meet that level of greatness
When a woman sees attractive females. it's most often met with scorn and jealousy. Hatred fills their cores as they lash out wanting them to be erased and replaced with obesity and ugliness as the thought of having to compete or put in effort is incomprehensible

We are not the same

having standards is bad now

lmao this dude has never done leg day in his life

Should have been obvious when muscular guys are considered gay in japan

hit the gym fatass

Guess there aren't too many real men in this thread. I just see a bunch of bitching.

Read the grey book. It's time to stop doing a beginner program and do an intermediate program.

men

'we don't like fat chicks'

women

reeeeeeee no you can't say that!

could be stacy vandenberg but dunno

This makes me wanna quit dating forever. God I hate women.

This is gigachad natural body.
Do women believe the average man can look like this? lmao

that's neat

I look like this.

Anal sex with Jason on the beach!

I'm not going to put that much effort for sex, especially since brothels are legal here and I can just pay for it.

I'm just sick of artificial forced equality in every fucking aspect of life but men are still expected to put in more effort. When you raise men telling them they're equal to women, they won't think like that.

Jason analing Lucia or she straps him on?

Stack on the weights till you can only do 4-5 reps. Work on that till you can do 15 then put on more weights and repeat.

Don't work on the same muscles over and over with weights you're comfortable with. Push your limits constantly. Working out the one muscle set has diminishing returns. Don't worry about letting them rest for a week.

Can take it slow when starting out and be careful when pushing yourself for workouts where you're more able to injure yourself.

Me creampieing Jason on the beach as everyone watches, including Lucia.

just be top 0.00001% of men, that's all we ask!

I don't look like this and couldn't care less about what women think

t. Ugly foid

He's not even big, that's just moderate lifting stats and a couple months of cutting on keto. Besides, men are supposed to see idealized male figures and think "I want to become that". Crying that it's unrealistic is for women.

Meanwhile

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ofc every woman wants to date chad but not all of them are able to achieve that, just settle for a nice 6/10 girl instead of looking for super models every time.

well women are fags, they're into men after all, imagine that!
You're gonna regret not lifting sooner once you get older and start getting sicker, fatter, less energetic and so low t you are constantly depressed.
getting shreded is the least important benefit from doing any sort of resistance training.

I don't mind he looking like a chad, I mind all the women being plain and average.

It's not hard to read between the lines. You know a woman isn't going to lift as much as you, and is going to cry easier (presumably at least, men seem to cry a lot these days).

You cannot have such a low percentage of fat or such high muscle definition while being 80kg or above (or atleast that is what Jason's weight appears to be). Anyone who was trained or lifted knows this, only the liars or trolls will tell you otherwise. Anyways its just a game and I have no problem with exaggeration of human potential in a video game or anime (atleast it inspires idiots to get up and hit the gym so its a W)

But it is really funny how fake the world has become with the internet.

Based post

I don't even bother with the ones that look like super models, they're absolute whores 9/10 of the time.

Not all men want supermodels, but all women want gigschads. Why are women so vapid?

Nice (you) haul

Nah, just a man born when men were still men. If you whined Arnie looked unrealistic you'd get called every slur in the book and rightfully so. Women whining is expected, men whining is pathetic.

Go outside right now, they're well above average, the average is very low.

every capeshit star looks like that

Well that's why they go to the manosphere thing but people don't like that either.

and so low t you are constantly depressed.

I smoke (scientifically proven to raise t)

Jason looks like he was made to pleasure other men with his body

Unrealistic part for women (and for men desu) is the face, if it's very fugly not even some plastic surgery will help (women just make it worse and bog themselves with that). For the body it's easier for women.

Arnie was literally on roids.

but that's wrong. DYEL?

Yeah this is kinda it, I would much rather do something else, if you have to dedicate your entire life into getting a relationship then they're not even gonna love you for real anyway.

hit the gym fattie

Women whining is expected

And why do we listen to them complain about sexy women in video games?

Nah, just a man born when men were still men. If you whined Arnie looked unrealistic you'd get called every slur in the book and rightfully so. Women whining is expected, men whining is pathetic.

Why are you still being so dishonest about this? Do you get paid for it? 80's male action starts got paired with 10/10 females that had just as great bodies and beautiful faces, not the 6/10 next door.

What do women think they have to do to look good? Is it the fake eyebrows, the nose rings, the tattoos, colored hair or fake tits and ass?

"Now" ? It has always been like this. Men in videogames are allowed to have perfect unrealistic bodies and nobody says anything.

Every guy who's already good looking or they wouldn't have been chosen for the role and has a personal trainer and months or years specifically to get in shape for the role

ok, that proves your point how exactly?

Well we started raising men just like women so now they're saying something. That's what equality looks like.

Gta trailers are always ingame and always improve each time as development goes kek
Seethe

My big 3 total is around 1200lbs, and I've done heavy cuts to get visible abs. I know more than you do.

Doesn't even look that good.

Yes and? I still wanted to look like him. I was doing pushups in grade 2 to look more like him. That's called inspiration. You'd probably bitch and piss yourself instead.
Because she's not 6/10. And Arnie was once paired with Jaime Lee Curtis, there's a greentext about it for god's sake.
Well that's a separate choice that shouldn't have been made. But sinking to their level is just pathetic.

bets on this guy turning 30, eating like a retard and blaming it all on muh slow metabolism?

I wont have those issues because I eat actual human food(raw meat). Humans wouldnt age the way they do these days if theyd eat real fucking food. The deterioration from grains is insane.
The only "exercise" you need is walking around, doing whatever(low stress activities).

I know a cheap way to look like that.

They might actually. Women have weird beauty rules, amongst themselves, that no man has ever heard of.
For example: you will now notice that 90% of western women will not have a fringe (bangs).

im straight, but when i see men like this my heart goes doki doki..

yea. as soon as i posted my last comment, i had a mental flash of Bajheera the streamer and i reread your comment and realized that there was nothing DYEL about your prior post.

but im natty youre not, ho ho ho

in the legs

men should man up

the censorship of sexy women in video games problem? It is what it is

You are pretty gay, bro.

Yeah, basically, you can eat anything, just make sure you eat enough protein during the week. Can be meat, can be eggs, beans, even that stupid protein powder if you wanna larp as a gym rat instead of eating actual food.
If you're thin you gotta eat more than what you burn, if you're fat you can get Anon Babble on a diet.

but im natty youre not, ho ho ho

Wrong again. If I was on gear I'd be deadlifting 8pl8 by now.

Seff got out of shape after he and becky had their kid. He was a bit bigger and more ripped when they were trying to push him as a singles star.

It's fucking cucked mentality, you have to put all the work and take all the shit like a good goy.

It's the face, nigga, it's the face.

Just lift, eat your broccoli and chicken and you get there in 6 months top.

dangit!

If you go to the gym to impress women you will absolutely never make it, that motivation goes completely away after you fap. You can only do it for yourself, so if you don't enjoy it then don't even bother.

Fat doesn't always go to the boobs I've seen plenty of fat chicks without t or a and it's depressing

I like it and I WANT to play as attractive people. How about fucking yourself.

You took our women away, it's only fair.

10% of women share a hairstyle feature? Doesn't sound that rare.

someone has to have this in higher quality right

By the way, ironic shitposting is still shitposting. You inadvertently perpetuate or create the stances you meme.

Anon Babble always looking at dudes bodies very creepy

Kek, jannies are fat niggers

Fucking jannies

AGP simulator. Gonna turn Lucia into a rich bimbo once the expensive shops open.

Lol some fat fuck jannie got mad and moved the thread

The double standard is the only way to get guys to start complaining about it as well.

Hell yeah. Bro lookin swole af. The goal

posting in a 450+ thread

Sure it is. Compare it to any other hair style.
Are you a foid trying to downplay female herd mentality?

That's a roided subhuman faggot and I can do better but I'm lazy and no it's not unrealistic

443 posts

Bit late for a move

breasts

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jannies cant move threads. rapeape moved this thread kek

sharty bros.... how are you so based?

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this triggered the jannies on Anon Babble that badly? christ what a horrible board.

Ottermode is still the most attractive and healthy bodytype, you don't need to look like a monkey on steroid.

Why did they move this thread to Anon Babble? the fuck lmao how much seething are the jannies going through right now? they must be like fat morbidly obese whales

Imao twink tranny janny got mad

gtfo faggot

I look so much better.
Tattoos are for faggots.