Why wont u eat the bugs

There's actual meat in the lower ones, not that hard to grasp the difference

Also who the fuck grinds crab/lobsters down into powder then mush it into "burgers"?

you can gut/remove all the intestines and bowels from lobsters, etc. you eat shit and everything else in bugs. you also are forced to eat the indegistable shells/chitin, etc when its ground up.

you eat succulent meat, not bug slime, shit and gut bacteria with lobsters and crab.

Never heard of crab cakes?

I'm allergic to shellfish so I don't eat crab, lobster or prawns so obviously I do not eat land shell creatures either.
Now GTFO globalhomo!

I'm allergic to shellfish

Jewish?

Probably got vaxxed as a kid unironically

The coconut crab is the largest living land arthropod and the people that live in the places where these things live eat them like crazy. And yes, apparently the meat tastes somewhere between lobster and (ocean) crab.

Because I'm an Aryan. We need the cow to survive.

She's right u know. I always tell people that lobsters are sea roaches.

I don’t eat sea bugs either. I eat meat, fish and fruit. No bugs or starchy goy slop.

I hate seafood so god damn much I can't even begin to understand how fucked in the head you gotta be to eat this trash.

Everything is either slimy and has the consistency of playdough or is filled with literal murderbones that you are constantly at the risk of choking on because they're just flexible to not be noticable while chewing but just hard enough to rip your throat open. It's fucking pozzed with trash, chemicals, quicksilver and microplastics.

Fucking nigger tier food.

they are dangerous to eat. they eat so much garbage and toxic shit that it really isn't a good idea to eat them on a regular basis

This is like asking why won't you eat rats when you eat cows when they are both mammals.

I don't eat ocean bugs or land bugs personally.

Land arthropods are more distant from sea arthropods than mammals are to fish.

Once you get redpilled of how close shrimps are to roaches and other vermin it never tastes the same again (still tastes good).. but just not as good as it used to be...

I don't eat bugs.
Land, sea, or otherwise.

Btw once you know that pork tastes just as human meat that makes you think too while you are eating it..

anthropods

This may have been written by a sub-anthropodic creature

Basically same thing happened to me once i started keeping kosher
Ive been tricked with the pork a few times but if i found out i usually spat er out
I dont even miss bacon
Sometimes i miss lobsters, but not enough to want to eattem

Never heard of lobster bisque? Or clam chowder?

crab

It's a sea animal you dumb fuck.

ARTHrOPODS, ffs!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthropod

I actually do not eat any of the creatures in that picture. Except the woman. I would eat that.

It's a sea animal you dumb fuck.

The coconut crab is not a sea animal and would drown immediately you dumb fucking uneducated mutt.

My land in Humboldt County has giant blue scorpions the size of crawdads under every rock and log. I always joke about boiling up a mess of em. Could prolly get a decent yooboob blow up out of it.

corexit aids oilspill 'bioremediation

seabugs eat this

It's first two stages of life require the ocean

Same reason why no one else ate bugs, I’d have to eat 150,000 bugs a day like a bullfrog or a bat according to national geographic

they eat so much garbage and toxic shit

Too soon dude, too soon. Calling poor Amelia Earhart like that is really uncalled for.

meat is muscles
water bugs have big muscles
earth bugs have almost no muscles
that's why sea bugs good, earth bugs shit

what about
air bugs or
fire bugs
how do they taste?

I'm not an abusive monster: I don't eat any animals.

both are disgusting

what, did the "earth" anthropod bit not clue you in already?

one is nasty
other is tasty
whats so difficult nigger?

here's an interesting info about these crabs:

they are not at all related to land arthropods

they are RECENT land conquerors from the sea

they rose from the sea 10 million years ago and their cousins still live on the bottom of the sea

there were no people 10 million years ago, to push these monsters back to the sea when they were evolving so they made it

what are land arthropods though?

400 million years ago

a well known type of arthropod, a sea scorpion, rises on land and gives birth to scorpions, pseudo-scorpions, harvestmen
(harvestmen later evolved to spiders apparently and also into mites, this divergence happened 350 million years ago and not later, the current harvestmen we see today resemble almost 400 million year old creature, its incredible living fossil)
sea scorpions went soon extinct by the way, after they conquered the land, all of their sea relatives died except for horseshoe crabs

330 million years ago

SOME arthropod rises to land and never returns to sea
gives birth to insects, centipedes, millipedes

these things have not been in the sea for 300 million + years

i mean if you made lobster affordable i'd eat that all day.

Why can't klaus schwab eat bugs?

by ur logic chinks are just normal civilized humans munching on cats and dogs and bats and other shiet they eat

Are scorpions tasty?

Thank you.

probably like shit because they're all chitin and almost no muscle

Difference is lobsters taste good but roaches don't. I know because I actually tried to eat roaches once just to see how they would taste. They are fucking gross, even if you cook them.

"small lobster" is cheap in Finland they live in Finnish fresh water lakes

it is brown

its not a shrimp it looks exactly like a lobster but is much smaller

you would need to eat several of them though before it comes close to lobster dinner

these are the same image, they're both weird

Personally, I eat every (once) living thing I can. >Must attain more souls....

So do you when you're in the womb

that's a big crab

That's a crawfish. Yes, we regularly boil 20+ pounds of these in the spring here.

Kek