Brit/pol/ war cobra situation room

lookner stream
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UK and India agree trade deal after three years of talks

bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5y6y90e5vzo

No 10 resists Labour calls for winter fuel rethink

bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy0xee5krnno

Visa applications for some nationalities could be restricted

bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn0wd75ne82o

Tributes paid to two riders killed in motorcycle race

bbc.co.uk/sport/motorsport/articles/c2lzl1n2yeeo

Mark Gordon to represent himself in court, baby death retrial told

bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cjwvwdd2y35o

UK's Deliveroo to be bought by US firm DoorDash in £2.9bn deal

bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5yr1nz7jwko

Nigger

INDIA HAS DEPLOYED THE BALLISTIC ELEPHANTS

COBRA

Imagine if Keir calls an emergency meeting about the war and then the indian and paki MPs start fighting in the cabinet office.

India glassed

Pakis glassed

A billion tons is sand, shit and soot gets thrown into the atmosphere

Nuclear poo cloud blocks out the sun

Immediate ice age

Hundreds of millions freeze to death

Billions die from crop failures, etc etc

But the white man..... The white man survives.
And maybe the latinas if we are lucky

Start buying stocks in concrete and pavement manufacturers

Oh that would sort out global warming. Wonderful. Labour were just thinking about how to block out the sun.

What are the implications for cricket

Who's your favourite nonce?

Wondering if I should have a drink. Probably not, been drinking too much lately.

India is losing kek

You want a Tory cabinet for a full diversity of BAMEs. Labour is just a bunch of hectoring women and a fat token nigger

Am absolutely potato

Epstein had the most style, but in sheer audacity, you can't beat Sir Jimmy Saville

REMINDER: you are in here wasting your lives, abusing substances and sponging off the state not because you are checked out freedom fighters and political dissidents, but a tiny handful of low iq, weak willed morons that cannot compete in life even if it was a white ethno utopia and expect to be handheld through adulthood. Just like you would rather be gay with troons because you can't attract or control females.
Dregs of the Dregs of a defeated and indoctrinated nation.

PMQs tomorrow. Could be fun. They might start a shouting match when one of them asks the PM to denounce the other's "barbaric attacks".

no sanctions, no billions of aid, no tanks, no fighter jets, no virtue signalling

fucking hypocrites

Nigger.

I'm putting a tariff on yo muthafukin ass

What have you got to drink?

Come on Pakistan! I don't want starmer flooding us with more indians, national service for all jeets is essential to save democracy. Send em to the frontline

bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g2g57vjl8o

A second man accused of felling the world famous Sycamore Gap has told jurors he was amazed at the public's reaction as he thought it was "just a tree".

He was asked about a voice note in which he said an online commenter, who criticised the vandals, lacked the "minerals" to "launch an operation like we did".

Mr Carruthers told jurors: "I think it's been interpreted wrong." He said he had actually meant to say "he" instead of "we," referring to whoever who had felled the tree although he had "no idea" who that might be.

disgusting pikey, looks like Fred West

This applies to everyone but me, other than that you're so right

Isn't it the first pmqs since the by-election?

Vodka

Can't keep my eyes open, off to bed

tariffs on whisky and gin being imported to India from the UK will be halved from 150% to 75% before reducing to 40% by the 10th year of the deal. Car tariffs will fall from more than 100% to 10%.

That will provide a boost to those two industries, which look set to be hit hard by US tariffs

Trump raises tariffs, the world loses its mind. Why the fuck were we so friendly with India when they were putting 150% tariffs on scotch?

He’s fucked engineering jobs, any young lad who had any logic or comprehension on economic realities became an engineer.

That avenue had closed.

Multinationals will employ Indians, local industries are butchered by taxes and DEI.

I’ve got a safe job, I think it’s fucking hilarious. Young boogers are about ready to snap. Bring it on.

And me, i just pop in to watch the bullying and sperging but this describes 95% of regulars here and 100% of nametwats.

Same here, bottle of Russian standard.

Put it in the freezer and have a drink. It turns highly viscous.

We're getting flooded with browns whoever wins

Do the same with a bottle of black label

The boat people will kill all the brown engineers. The curry wars are back on

am comfeh

How does Labcon go about turning world war poo into a reason England has to bring in more African niggers?

are your jeets and pakis going to attack each other in the streets today?

getting giggybit fibre in the morning

The toxic cloud of faecal fallout is currently being blown across the entire continent of Africa. It's all our fault anyway for partitioning India (which was 100% our idea and we were incredibly enthusiastic about it, even as the poor natives begged us not to), so we owe it to those Africans to give them asylum.

You are cat'ing the house one would presume.

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I haven't used britpol routinely in over five years lol. I'm only here tonight to laugh at dead pakis

jeets attacking the pakis again lol

Too bad it’s only simple criminal damage and he’ll get 6-12months at best meaning he’ll be out in 3-6. Should get his fingers chopped off.

I thought there was only black and Gold?

Black is for mixing snd Gold for shots?

Both ok.

done that 10 years ago, cat 6A everywhere in 2015 but the interwebs has been shit here virgin media or 100mbit DSL and not even gigabit virgin either despite them claiming it was everywhere. getting 1.6Gbps vodafone in the morning though

Corrr you should work for Labour. You've got quite a talent in bollocks

I do everything off 2 mobile sims, why a nigga want cables everywhere? We in 2025 homie, wireless is a thing

you gonna get 1.6Gbps on your wireless?
nope.

Is the solution to India's overpopulation problem the pakis nuking it?
A hate slavs, jeets, pakis, jews and jihadis. Are we on the verge of them all wiping each other out without having to even engage in conflict ourselves.
This is a gift from the Gods

Really not a fan of brown people, lads.

I start work in the morning, lads. I am torn between staying up more and going to bed.
I don't want to miss World War Poo.

rDonald has spoken on world war poo lads

oh no! anyway...

gigabit virgin

I member when they first started banging fibre adverts up everywhere at first and I specifically asked if it was fibre to the house

yes

It's not. Or wasn't anyway.

This nigga think internet needs to come down a wire, lil bro how a phone works without a fuckin cable lmao

Nothing is happening and nothing ever happens this will all have blown over by next week. Pakistan will get to save face my retaliating with pre arranged stikes India know the location of that like Iran does to Israel’s and everyone will on ti onto the next thing.

everyone start encouraging your local pakistanis and telling them they need to go and fight for the motherland

this is a golden opportunity to return to sender. they bury them the next day so they won't even come back in a coffin

where do you lads get live updates on shit going down?
I'm well shit at the internet.

it still isn't unless you're in a nexfibre area (not many of them)
you're not getting 1.6Gbps on your wifi, or your mobile network, so you live with your couple of hundred megs 5g lad. i'll be mogging you with 130MB/sec internet over my cables.

Like my youtube doesn't even buffer

muh jewtubes that requires 25mbit doesn't buffer

yeah ok you don't understand networks. never mind.

It just plays when I ask it, how's it gonna play faster? This gay ass nigga make no sense

youtube is the perfect benchmark for internet bandwidth

lol

Fuck else you do with it?

Nigga think a bitch gets wet when he flexes his network cashe download bandwidth roflmao

nigga thinks 25mbit youtube not buffering means he got good internets
lmao

Sleazy from Coil/Throbbing Gristle

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They both unlimited data so I don't even stress

that's nice dear, it will take you a day to download GTA6 and it will take me a few minutes

ayo why u needs faster internets if muh youtubes don't buffer

lol
lmao even

I still think the two young ones look like girls

You're getting fibre to play goyslop theft auto? Kind of a waste really. That kind of bandwidth is useful for servers.

Am running 3 proxmox's , plex and jellyfin bro.
I have a reasonably good idea what i'm doing

No, the unease will eat into the lower middle class.

David, did A-Level Chemistry, Physics, Maths, Advanced Maths.

Goes to mid tier Russel group university, got A* in all subjects but denied entrance to Oxbridge as max tuition fees allowed is £9k from home students.

Abdugebah gets scholarship at Cambridge.

David is derided for being white male constantly. Despite being best in class cannot get placement. Sarah the mid tier student gets placement choice at Rolls Royce or ESA.

David works at local firm for 8 years and hopes to work his way up the corporate ladder.

Starmer outsources jobs to Indians.

Dave builds a cobalt salt neutron bomb out of a bottle of flash drain cleaner, Johnson’s baby lotion and a bottle of fairy liquid.

It detonates. The last thing going through his mind during the explosion is “the Sarah Connor Chronicles should have had a 3rd season.”

Poles out pakis out

Climbing of Winston Churchill statue to become a crime

weird, i thought labour hated Churchill

They're just shifting rightwards to chase Reform voters down, nothing to do with having principles or morals lmao. They don't even believe in the left wing dogma the espouse, they just do it because it is/was profitable.

ah that makes sense, lose massively
try to appeal to the people you alienated because you lost.

YOU'VE GOT ONE JOB CUNTS
Just say no

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straight Dominance.

Over all matters faecal and stinky

They don't even want to live there when there isn't a war.

she's cheating on him
and that video is her broadcasting her "game" to other men
"look how much of a good girlfriend / wife I am guys"
which means men will want her so much more even if only to be the one who managed to tempt her to cheat
never take anything at face value when it comes to women

staged psyop, just needs the friends theme song

You know why the dog is jumping for his hand? It can smell shit, and we all know dogs can't resist giving a fresh shit smell a good sniff

Excessively thin top lip, it’s a genetic marker of the likelihood of the Down’s syndrome genetic defect being present.

A pretty severe case.

Or it’s the woman’s dog and the only way he can get it to like him is feeding the dog treats, so the dog is looking for treats.

He’s not chad enough to punt the fucker so he’s the alpha jeet.

So settles for just feeding the chode.

lmfao

They both look happy, I wish them the best.

Most Indians are poo goblin Desi, I lurk the Indian subreddits.

It’s grim. They all want to leave India.

I really feel sorry for them. What a shitty life. Fucking awful.

The only reason they want to leave is because you keep redeeming the bloody card. Just let them redeem it and give them access to your bank and they won't want to leave

Be quiet you paedophile literally nobody cares and you have to samefag for any kind of confirmation. Paedophile . Kys. You're 40 and getting wet about stupid fucking Vidya

Britische licht....BRITISCHE LICHT!!!

god tier soundtrack

See. Samefagging
Sad fat cunt
40 years old and playing 20 year old Vidya because he's a child

Come to think about it I've still possibly got that on cd.

No, just lurking. Sounds a bit shit.
Not being able to get jobs because of caste.
Cost of living stuff.
Even talking about self hating left wing crap in schools.
I’m not some hippy fag who thinks we are all the same, but it seems we are all having problems inflicted upon us.

We think it’s just the west that’s getting fucked, it isn’t.

absolutely iconic, love youtu.be/p4v5kp3Avz0 too especially that half way point
fully packed instagib servers after school, peak nostalgia

good thing about UT is you don't even need to install it
well, after you've installed it you can just copy and paste it wherever you want and the copies will work just as well as the original
I used to take it to college on a pen drive and play it on me break in the library kek

never played ut3, 2k4 was as far as I got before I was sucked into mmos
do you remember those giant house maps online? like the bathroom and the living room and shit, huge scale like the player was tiny

same here lad
and yeah they had them in quake 3 too kek, and you had mods where you could play as toys
corrr takes me back
remember instagib?

yes mate instagib on deck 16
and the simpsons map for quake 3
proper nostalgia

you now remember orbb

Trump is a laughing stock who has ruined the global image of the US and all of his cultists are inbred retards.

Laughing stock to whom?

The EU who is in recession, the CCP that is in a debt crisis.

Who is laughing?

Biden pissed his pants, shit then in front of a few people. Mumbled bullshit constantly.

Gave terrorists billions of dollars worth of technology,

What the flying fuck could anyone else do?

Everyone saw Biden. It was a humiliation ritual. Hahaha. Are you fucking mad.

muuur durr build back Muh bettah

Iranian bum bandit.

I'm not AA

Academic agent?

Ok sphinctoid arian pube haired wigger.

to whomst've am I speaking

getting jockmong vibes but you've not told me you're going to murder me yet so can't be him

Mostly a mirror, someone who will write to provoke but who is also extremely aware that certain government entities may be observing.

However, due to extreme technological fluency I am able to be antagonistic. Without fear.

It is a disgrace that some agencies think themselves beyond the law.

I document it all.

based and redpilled
as you were lad

I just ask questions I know the answers to.

It helps me to dismiss the retards.

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alpha jeets fuck animals until they burst

Indians don't have anything anyone wants or have the money to buy stuff. Brilliant!

Does Jaguar count as Indian in this deal?

Interesting , this is a good place for it. There were posters from the Seychelles and the N/S pole training Ai.

No doubt it will get filtered soon, but since the hack the captchas are more simple.

It may make research a bit more shit.

The guy who wrote adolescent was on here, he got manipulated into thinking his play was less legitimate because of his appearance.

He did not understand, even though it was blatant he was dismissed because of appearance.

The guy who wrote adolescent was on here, he got manipulated into thinking his play was less legitimate because of his appearance.

this is interesting
first I've heard of this
can you elaborate / show proof?
not skeptical as such, would just like confirmation

I like really hairy fannies.

Huge big muffs.

Cor.

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Some scrote was talking shit.
When faggiiiit Starmer was on the puffftah yodel to the Pakkis.

I said oy, fook off.

Wipe my ass with ya heathen tongue.
There is no proof, just a repeat of what a few anons said. Word for word.

I do wonder how many bbc journos and the like lurk here from time to time

depressed

whats up lad?

Don’t think of them.

I secretly hope one will turn up and want to interview me based on what they know of me from here
especially when I get locally active with reform