move into the apartment just across the hall
This is exactly my next story. And it’s a weird one. Get ready:
finally have the cash to upgrade to new luxury apartment on miami beach
specifically rent an apt that has no renter on one side
ask apt management to let me rent it first if someone else wants to cuz I want no second neighbor
a hot and KIND milf on the other side who immediately hangs out with me and plays ps4 with me on weekends
sick asf right?
glowniggers frown
not even 1 month later, new people move in
manager tells me they offered to rent it at 10k per month
10k per month
it costed 2k at the time
fucking WHY would someone do that?
new neighbors immediately start BLARING the most obnoxious techno music every day
and every night
it drives me insane
it’s so loud that 2 set gunrange ear protection doesnt block it out
i complain to management and they get nervous and aggressively tell me to fuck off
never exp’d that hostility in my life before for something like this… odd
i end up having to sleep over at the milfs house
the music eerily suddenly stops when I started sleeping at her place
turns out she is married but the husband goes on trips 3 weeks every month
I nope out bc fuck adultery
the second I come back
the music starts blaring again
finally wonder what the FUCK is going on next door
we have a shared balcony with a small divider
i creep over the ledge one night onto their balcony
i look into their sliding glass door window
you will not believe what I saw…
THE ROOM WAS FUCKING EMPTY. THE WHOLE APARTMENT WAS FUCKING EMPTY. THERE WAS NO FURNITURE. NO APPLIANCES. NOTHING…
…except for a large stereo speakers system connected to an ipod that visibly shook as it played, and it was directly pushed up against the adjoining wall to my apartment.
Aparently when I broke lease and moved out, the milf told me that those neighbors immediately broke their lease as well.