So what's the least woke option if i play this game?

So what's the least woke option if i play this game?

The characters seem fake and corny. This game is gonna suck.

Is playing a straight white male character gay?

So these are the retards that crosspost from Twitter, huh

there is none

Is playing a straight white male character gay?

Yes

I'll just do what I've done for years now and not play it or anything else. I'd rather just sit and stare at the lake than debate which game is better because they are slightly less gay and politically shitted up.

i dont think you can pick who you play with. It will be like Gta 5, you just play few missions with the guy and then few with the big booty latina.

oy vey, where did all our tranny goblins gooo

White people are gay, I mean how could one of the blackest ripped men be absolutely TEEMING with estrogen that he moves to kill anyone emotionally that breaks his main character syndrome by calling him a nigger. It’s just completely antithetical to the storyline society has raised him in. “I am oppressed” he thought, “there could be gibs!” He said to himself.

Rockstar did this with RDR2, you play as a big tough chad who gets cucked and subverted and "well dutch if two fellers wanna romp around in the grass buck naked it's nunna mah business" or Michael "Cuck" Desantis. The last gigabased games from Rockstar were GTA 4 and RDR1. Jason is probably going to be a chud chad but gets whipped around by his brown gf and chethanks posters will lap it up because it's BASED etc

In every single game they’ve made you get betrayed. GTA storytelling follows a very fucking predictable pattern forumla that they have used from the first game to date.

White people are gay

I don't make the rules anon

gamers don't like muscly men

brb playing this super popular game starring leather clad muscle daddy

sexuality as economics

every-single-fucking-time

The only bad thing is it's Troy Baker doing the same voice he does in everything.

Always remember:
-Never pre-order
-Pirate first
-If no woke BS, then buy

The least woke option is not buying it at all, and replaying Deus Ex 1 instead

The last gigabased games from Rockstar were gta trilogy ps2 era

ftfy

like your fake country ?

wasn't the (wo)man a troon?

If I have to spend hours staring at an ass, it better be a good looking ass. And I ain't staring at a man's ass.

There is no "least woke" option. You choose to participate in this charade or you don't. The worst thing you can do is participate and then pretend you are somehow minimizing your faggotry. You aren't fooling anyone, it's just pathetic.

Women see a depiction of a woman who is more attractive, more athletic, and fit. They immediate seek to destroy that depiction and bring it down. Claim it is unrealistic and impossible to obtain and since they cannot or do not want to put in the work to obtain that body. It must be abhorred and shunned.

Men see the same and aspire to be more like that. To better themselves and elevate their status. Let that sink in.

cars can't hit black npcs, it just ghosts through them

guns disabled when aimed at POC

every other mission about being a BLM ally, going around punching nazis

*explosion* "well, THAT just happened."

strip club is only filled with obese sheboons tworking all over the place

missions to smuggle the latina's extended family across borders

20fps on ps5 pro

if cockshart of david won't do it i wish they would at least get a modded to add it like with new vegas. you should also be able to force a bitch to suck your cock at gunpoint, and heal when you nut.

What's supposed to be gay about the guy? The nigger tattoo on his side there? I'm sure that's completely optional and customizable like always.

boy I bet you worked real hard on that meme photo

BASED

and boy was it worth it.

Based pirate poster
YARRR!

based, watching gampely first on platforms like odysee.

I'm not gay. gonna pick the man because I can identify with him and stare at those muscles all day

You'd already be a retarded faggot if you buy the game in the first place, so it wouldn't really matter what you choose.

it appeals to the male fantasy

I only play games every once in a while. I can assure you having just finished it Expedition 33 is worth playing and almost all of Anon Babble will enjoy it.

voting with your wallet doesnt do anything
the real red-pill is to stop wasting time on fucking videogames and create something instead

In going to be the latina, legs up taking that BWC. So fucking hot

straight

Says who? You can probably get porked by some male prosty or tranny.

3rd person is always cucked. Playing as a fit white dude ego perspective fucking a latina and runnig over niggers is very immersive and just like irl

CHUDS will cchoose the girl because they're all latent agp bisexual troons who wanna get railed by him and call him daddy

least woke option

wait for the mod that lets you play as goku and vegeta

I can only assume this game that has been in development for 10+ years is made entirely by a team of niggers, faggots, trannies, and worst of all women. It will be unplayable slop full of virtue signaling and soon-to-be outdated wokeism. It's also not launching on PC, and will cost $80 or more. The purchasing of this game will be a litmus test.

target specifically one racial group over others for a "research" questionnaire

yes this is science guys totally pWnEd

In 3rd person games, I always pick the girl, but only if she's hot.

Every fucking day of my life I have to have faggot shit forced on me.
We just want tolerance they said.
We just want to live in peace they said.
And it’s your fucking fault that white society is forced to accept them, lampshade.

Stop mixing leisure and wanking bro.

GTA is supposed to be a satirical game so yeah

I play as the gurls, but i hate trannys and shoot wahmen in game.

Closeted trannies love saying playing as a man in videogames is gay as an excuse to play as a woman

these are the same people that played female characters in rpgs because they, allegedly, liked staring more at women's butts instead of men's

then they jumped on HRT and chopped their dicks off

most accurate take in this thread btw.
(I'm pc gamer and not buying this shit cause I lost interest until 2028 anyway)

I'm not even pirating this.

lol, it's true. The footage of the male main character just made me want to start working out again.

Just have him put on a shirt in game, jesus fags

I don't want to play it because I don't want to be trapped in a straight relationship. GTA has always made sex and relationships possible as a side mission (mainly picking up prostitutes), but never as core game play.

Oh no shit, everything going on they kept the main character human. Was sure it'd be a nigger or a tranny

Nope, I love fapping my boner to women and this game is gonna be some elite goons with how big Lucia’s ass is

everything is for women now

turned the game about shooting and stilling cars into a chick flick

This may be the gayest gaming thing I saw in a decade

Is that confirmed? That you have to pick one? It's not like V where you have to play both to progress the story?

don't worry.
you won't just be playing a character in a relationship. but you'll be playing as the woman in the relationship.
you'll get to act out your troon fantasies and pick your own color lipstick.

We need to go back to gta4 where you drove around defending homosexuals from discrimination.

Play Red Dead Redemption 1 again.

Now do by country and religion

I don't want to troon out.
I want to shoot cops in peace, without worrying what a Latina hole is going to say about it in the next cut scene.

Buying it automatically makes you woke.

based

White boy summer. Your default characters is either a complete Gigachad or a big booty latina, vs a nigger/tweeker/wop combo.

Huge upgrade.

Typical projecting faggot

gta4 driving

go 10km

get flung through the front window

wasted