How do people live in Florida without getting eaten by alligators daily? How do they manage to survive the wildlife out there? Is the whole of Florida like this?
How do people live in Florida without getting eaten by alligators daily...
felt really bad about laughing at that
I keep a shovel on my porch for snakes and gators and bears and such.
Reverence and proximity to nature teaches one humility, consideration and kindness.
You ask how people could survive in such a place, I ask how you could possibly survive without the wisdom of it's teachings.
We're just built different.
Gators are fucking gay lmao
*bonk*
Good thing reptiles are retarded, they had enough numbers to fuck up that guy
canoeing on predator infested waters is such a retarded thing to do, is like hiking on a trailer of a predator, is retarded, even if you're armed.
On the bright side she'll never divorce him now, so there's that I guess.
Jump in with them, pussy.
Every gator croc fight ever done has resulted in a gator win.
I live in Florida and was walking my dog today. A large coral snake (very deadly) almost attacked my puppy. Noped right out of there. The gators aren’t an issue. The snakes are. Especially the pythons, which can eat gators
coral snake
Red in yellow, pet the fellow
Red on black, kick it back
All you need to know.
Im from south Louisiana and I can tell you that alligators are not aggressive at all. They are nothing like crocodiles. They will almost always hide/flee when they see you. The only time they will come towards you is
1. To protect is (land based) nest
2.if people have been feeding them. I would not be surprised if this was the case in this particular situation. As i have personally witnessed gators that have been fed swim up to kyaks in popular spots.
Gator comes toward canoe looking to be fed
Instead of just being still and calm, whack it with paddle
Goodbye.wav
odds are higher that you get struck by lightning. gators are basically a non-issue. they're just fun to look at. you have to be a complete idiot to get killed by one. like one person per year dies from a gator in the whole US, and its usually someone super old and senile, or some idiot going into a pond at night or something equally dumb.
May Aunt lives out in the sticks and has a huge artificial pond in her backyard. Every few years a gator will slip in. We shoot it, send someone in to pull it out, then deep fry the tail. Gator tail is delicious.
Not enough Aldi
He obviously pushed her in, I mean who wouldn't?
Jesus Christ. As an actual Florida man, do not listen to this guy trying to get you killed. If the red and yellow are touching, it is a coral snake, which is a venomous elapid(fangs in the rear of the mouth). Black bands dividing the red and yellow is a king snake which is non venomous
My mistake, but that is the rhyme my mom taught me. To be safe I suppose one should shoot first and ask questions later with all snakes.
wild gator meat is also teeming with mercury. would not eat.
They eat the alligators
Aldi?
Gators are fucking gay
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Speaking of gay cunts and the reptile issue. Fuck it would be hilarious if this cunt was PM
You just stay out of the water in swamps. Snakes are a bigger pain in the ass than the gators. Once when I was a little kid a 10-footer moved into our backyard so we got animal control to come get him and take him to the green swamp.
Quick you got 10 seconds to determine which of the two is a deadly coral snake
Bottom. The tops a king snake. Red and black, friend of Jack. Red and yellow, kill a fellow.
Bro I’m just shooting that little faggot same with the gators. Fuck em. 12 gauge will handle any and all fauna in Florida including the most dangerous, the Florida man.
Do snakes see color, do they even know what they look like or if other snakes are friendly
Florida is very dangerous and scary. Please do not come here
We got both, but not caimans
Gators aren’t much of a threat but retards feed them which causes incidents like this. Whenever a crocodile is spotted though it’s a different story. Animal control hunts those down pretty ruthlessly.
According to the self proclaimed expert you have to check their mouth to see where the fangs are located, so I’ll be poking with a stick first to get a reaction.
Solid stratagem.
Snakes see blue and green but they act on instincts. King snakes eat other snakes, that's why they're friends of Jack.
Hit them both with a shovel, problem solved.
Just kill them both
Post gore or it didnt happen idiot.
alligator? They are just getting hilarious with all of the ways they refer to blacks now
Nah king snakes are bros
What would happen if I wore an Exosuit, jumped on one of these saltwater nigga's, pinned it down, activated my *erection detection, automatically apply lube* A.I. system that will open a door for my ween, and just forcefully thrust my cock deep and hard into the Gator/Croc's ass and or pussy?
Im just curious
Fags who want to randomly kill animals are not White. All the tough "just kill them" talk is so obviously said by nons. Whites understand nature
you're not white
flag
Kill all niggers, chinks, poos and jews for all I care but I'm going to keep killing your precious sneks and you're going to deal with it.
Red then yellow, deadly fellow
red then black, friendly Jack
Guess who just learned they were an accident and the condom broke.
(You)
Beautiful. That's why I'll never leave Florida
This is my main fear of kayaking down here you’re not even a few inches above the water and you think these retarded dinosaurs aren’t going to try? Bullshit of course they will.
I always jumble it up because it can go both ways:
red touches yellow, he's a friendly fellow
red touches black, you're dead jack
Anyway I lived in Florida for like ten years and never saw a coral or king snake. It's mostly just shitty suburbs with no sidewalks or parks and a lot of miserable rainstorms followed by blistering sunshine and a bunch of people who are cheating themselves of human dignity by living in such a terrible inhospitable environment.
Pretty well trained, they know the shovel is bad news.
I would pay to go to Florida and do this.
didn't oranges get canceled
he’s afraid of this
Nigga heil Hitler
Red on black is a friend of Jack.
Red on yella' will kill a fella'.
top is the coral snake. But this only applies to the US since coral snakes in other parts of the world can have patterns like the bottom picture.
I was trying to find an image of an angry Steve Irwin to respond with here. Even a shooped one. I have failed...so here
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What kind of critter is this?
You just stay the fuck out of the water
Notice how the darkest one gets all uppity.
I would be more afraid of the iguanas and monitor lizards. Pet and garden lizards shouldnt be allowed to grow that big what was God thinking.
No, the top is a coral snake, and will kill you.
Bottom is a king snake and excellent rodent control.
Technically they could both kill you, but youd have to be retarded as hell and let the bite wound get infected for the bottom to kill you.
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Stay indoors on the 13th floor of a luxury condo
While getting Publix food & liquor deliveries
Source: live on the 13th floor of a FL luxury condo
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