/uhg/ — Ukraine Happening General #17288

Still... In the Name of Saturn-Eloah,
Those who bless Ukraine are blessed,
As those who curse Ukraine are cursed, Selah.

Amen, so mote it be.

Ukraine bombs the fuck out of the vehicles and squads supposed to be in the parade

Moscow cuts the Internet so no one can talk about it and pretends it never happened

I didn't expect this much cuckoldry

How many of the parade ziggers will soon end up in a trench and have drone-assisted suicide though?

are you fasting today for the true communist experience?

This faggot prefers comfy communism with tasty food and capitalistic goods.

If only you knew how brown things really are

Retard can't speel his native language

Not even a falseflag. Both leaders are pussies

Ukraine bombs the fuck out of the vehicles and squads supposed to be in the parade

the parade still happens in full force

cucked beyond belief

le victory parade

Go and touch some grass, miserable incels and literal happooooners.
Nothing ever happens.

Happy dead r*ssians day!

meanwhile in Warsaw

full force

cgi planes ?

uhh... sauce?
I just got the free time to shitpost and all

but what would comrade lenin think?

2010

Kyiv

pootin destroyed something sacred, and russians followed him like sheeps.
russnigerians deserve only death

I shouldn't have had unprotected sex with comrade Stalin.

2013

2013

Sebastopol

2013

Sebastopol

kek

Loving the cgi planes lmao

no way

his wife (and daughter) couldn't enjoy a BBC BVLL under communism

Do you believe in his legend?

LOL

TRUMP DROPS ISRAEL

cope and seethe you bunch of trannies

Japanese OSINT researcher AS22 reports on X that Russian forces are deploying decoy S-300/400 air defense systems in the Far East to replace actual units redeployed to European Russia, in an effort to keep up the appearance of a strong air defense presence in the region.

1/4

I don't mind the hilariously one-sided obvious mythology having been destroyed. It never belonged anywhere but in the trash heap of history, like all other revisionism.

2/4

3/4

TZD

Unironically happy about that. It's better to regain truth through pain, than to blindly live. Total Russian Death, by the way.

Why were crude S-300/400 decoys, first identified in 2023, placed in new and existing Russian air defense positions?

And what are the reasons for using crude decoys?

My considerations.

x.com/AS_22im/status/1920426188918386721

if only knew how the demilitarisation of Ukraine was going

''
Our Israeli bros also celebrate this important day
''

bbc.com/news/articles/cy8dx16q3nzo
BBC also picked up the Hungarian spy topic, it's ofc extensively covered in the Hungarian (non govt. funded) press as well
ofc no one says that they were spying for rusniggers but the suspicion is clearly there
btw i refuse to believe that taking over Kárpátalja was seriously considered in 2024, even orbán can't be that retarded, right?

When will the pigkraine stop losing?

The ukraine lost

Give him a fucking shovel and make him to dig trenches.

If sleeper agents were recruited in 2021 as claims, Vitya is going to see Hague with his bros anyway. The only way for him to know to do that is if he knew an escalation to full-scale is planned and when. I.e. he is an accomplice.

Stop coping with Hague. It's unbearable to see it, it is never going to happen.

Why are my /uhg/ comrades so upset today? Shouldn't you be celebrating the Victory over nazis comrades? Those displayed in this godforsaken general today don't seem very gayropean values, at all comrades.

believing in the hague in 2000+25

Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo comrade I...

I am upset because my comrade will never grow his hair back.

that part is a nothingburger imo
countries send spies to other countries all the time, so the 2021 recruitment in itself doesn't mean anything

It's not so bad comrade, think of all the time you'll save not having to dry it after showers.

victory in Europe day was yesterday, and the end of WW2 is August 15/September 2

Comrade, shower is a bourgeois redundancy.

youtube.com/watch?v=R4M4YloyRKY

News going completely under the radar, Russia collected -19% less tax in 2025 after raising taxes from 20% to 25%. Despite the demand for weapons, steel industry in Russia declined -3% among with other industries. Economic recession basically. Businesses everywhere are failing.

waiting for some drones in russia ruining the gay parade

Since the onset of the war in Ukraine in 2022, cocaine smuggling into Russia has increased dramatically. Between 2023 and 2024, Russian authorities seized approximately 5.2 tons of cocaine, valued at around $3.4 billion—a tenfold increase compared to previous years. This surge is attributed to the rerouting of international drug trafficking channels, with Russia becoming a key transit hub for cocaine destined for European markets. Smugglers have adapted their methods, using maritime routes through Russian ports and concealing cocaine in shipments of perishable goods like bananas, coffee, and cocoa.

Zeleboba's not gonna do it since he never did it before

You smell comrade, and all that nervous sweating at the sight of the Victory Day parade is not helping you. URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA btw comrade.
Serious question comrade, how did it go for the lituania? I mean under USSR you celebrated on the 9th until... uhhhhhhhhh from now on we're totally gayrapeans so uhhhhhhhhh we're celebrating on the 8th? Accomodating your national festivities to your new masters is a sure way to tell fake made up countries apart btw. Also, URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA comrade.

don't get your hopes up
with Trump (and also Ukraine) pushing for a just peace bombing the rusnigger gay parade is not an option

Working man always smell unlike internet wanabe communists, comrade.

USSR didn't celebrate May of 9th. the biggest celebration was.....?

there is, there always a spontaneous combustion. yesterday there were some droning, so I don't think anyone cares about trump's opinions

slaba usraina!!

Google Earth

So they've been like that for a long while huh?

You were issued a warning for posting .

Do not attack other users. You may challenge others, but must keep it civil.

Uh oh, seems like little ruzzo-pederast is too fragile.

Working man always smell

I have started smellmaxxing (but the washed kind) and it has improved my sucess with people massively.

Disgusting comrade, balding is the least of your problems then.
You tell me comrade, I actually don't know. I'm guessing october revolution?

TZD and mosque bombing

Pretty sure Stalin worked more days in his life than you ever did bud.
Most communists I know are union workers who would fuck you up in a fight, pal. White emigre trash like you are just mad you lost the Civil War and lost your ability to oppress others as serflords, priests, and robber barons. Today, Moscow celebrates your defeat.

Unfortunately someone has to be the bigger man to push for peace, if it were up to me doe? glass the whole thing along with all the other attending leaders from the nigger entente

Shartlin worked

L M A O
The least deranged commie troon.

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"We are still wandering between apartments." In occupied Mariupol, former apartment owners are fighting against development on the site of their homes.
Residents of the building at 101 Nakhimov Avenue, destroyed by hostilities, recorded a video message accusing local authorities of arbitrariness and deliberate disregard for their rights. According to them, there was not enough space for everyone in the new building being constructed on the site of the old one.
"It seems as if the city officials erased this building from the face of the earth along with the apartment owners," reads the caption to the video published by the victims.
According to the former residents, the decision to hand over the plot to the developer was made behind closed doors, without any real consideration of the owners' opinions. People claim they have been left without housing, property rights, and the opportunity to reclaim what was legally theirs. They have filed an official complaint with the prosecutor's office and are demanding a freeze on the construction.
"We are still wandering between apartments," they emphasized.
Residents stress that officials have already reported on the "resettlement" – essentially, striking them from all programs and lists as if the problem has been solved.
Currently, the main goal of the initiative group is to halt the construction until their rights are restored.
Earlier, as ASTRA reported (t.me/astrapress/79895), other residents of occupied Mariupol had written similar appeals to the prosecutor's office.
ASTRA previously reported how large-scale mortgage construction in the war-torn city left tens of thousands of people homeless: the occupying authorities took apartments away from city residents, and expensive land in the historic center was given to Russian developers for mortgage housing.

someone has to be the bigger man to push for peace

Picture very related comrade.

scheduled ammo disposal

of course, but not in moscow and not today

Hague

Might as well call customer service

Dropping leaflets was an option but they'd kill themselves via Pantsirs anyway.

Volgograd Residents Stampede During Installation at Mamayev Kurgan

The "Light of the Great Victory" light installation show at Mamayev Kurgan, intended as part of the Victory Day celebrations, nearly led to tragedy.
According to eyewitnesses, a real stampede occurred near the memorial Lake of Tears. Many were unable to reach the main installations, getting stuck in a giant queue. On social media, Volgograd residents shared photos and videos of the dense crowd, as well as complaints about the complete lack of coordination.
"Dear organizers, why was there no separation of human flows? People got stuck in a crush near the Lake of Tears, and it was impossible to move further. There was never such chaos before," wrote one of the visitors.
Some witnesses claim that the stampede almost led to a tragedy.
"A girl with a child in a stroller was almost trampled. A little more and an ambulance would have been needed," an eyewitness told the local publication v1.ru.
"Beautiful, but we saw very little. A stampede! Nobody lets anyone through. Organization – zero," summarized one of the guests.
The "Light of the Great Victory" installation is being shown at Mamayev Kurgan for three days: May 7th, 8th, and 9th.

Pretty sure Stalin putting people like you either in gulags or against the wall took a lot of work my dude. I'm so sorry you're salty about it because they were your relatives, but they deserved it.

Hohols have wasted all these years and still do not have their domestic ballistic missile.

Why are there no dead russians on the dead russians general?
You guys fell off

serbo cucks ended up there though, I don't see why these criminals wouldn't, even if it takes years.

In Narva, on the Border with Russia, a Poster of Putin as Hitler Was Displayed

In the Estonian city of Narva, a banner depicting Vladimir Putin as Adolf Hitler was hung on the wall of a medieval castle located on the riverbank bordering Russia.
A photo of the poster with the inscription "Putler – war criminal" was published by the Narva Museum, which is located within the castle walls.
The director of the Narva Museum, Maria Smorzhevskih-Smirnova, called the poster with Putin "a message-reminder of the full-scale war and war crimes."
"Today, on Europe Day, we celebrate peace and freedom... At the same time, a full-scale war unleashed by Putin has been ongoing near us for the fourth year. We call a dictator a dictator, and war crimes war crimes," she stated in a comment to the publication ERR.
For the third year in a row, the Narva Museum has displayed a banner on May 9th with the slogan "Putin – war criminal" so that it is visible from the other side of the border in Russia – in Ivangorod.
Museum director Maria Smorzhevskih-Smirnova stated that this is "not a provocation, but an installation planned in advance by the museum and the organization Propastop." In early 2025, it became known that a court in Moscow had arrested Maria Smorzhevskih-Smirnova in absentia on charges of disseminating "fakes" about the Russian army by a group of individuals for political motives (paragraphs "b" and "d" of Part 2 of Article 207.3 of the Criminal Code of the Russian Federation).
In turn, in Ivangorod, screens and a stage are set up annually on May 9th on the embankment, which can be observed from the Estonian side. In 2025, the Victory Day parade was broadcast on the screen, and later a festive concert "Shores of Victory" will begin on the embankment.
Photo: Narva Museum

I feel this is also the reason brooms make him so upset comrade, genetic memory or something lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

We do not want to hurt fee-fee of zanny trannies. They are too thin-skinned. Like an average commie faggot.

Lmao I love how this thread was talking so much shit about bombing this parade and NOTHING happened.
Its almost like you guys are all talk and no action.
No one is afraid
you. You can't do anything hahaha
Yep, because they broom-sticked, if you catch my drift lmao

I want one photoshopped with my face

Hard to post new ones if they're all dead.

maybe not in moscow, but certainly something should happen today

dead russians general

which one ?

Dont check ryazan comrade, focus on monke on the lgbt plus parade

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Description per source:

A gift for the grand opening of an enemy dugout with UAV pilots.
Fighters of the SIGNUM battalion (t.me/umftteam) in the Lyman direction detected the vermin and sent them a "present."
The dugout, which seemed like a "reliable shelter," turned into a crater.
A gift from the SIGNUM pilots — without warning, without chances, without escape.
Fiber optic drones are indispensable on the battlefield. The chances of detecting them are minimal.
UAV control point destroyed — a plus for silence on Ukrainian land.
And to those who were hiding, we remind you:
"OCCUPIED" — this is no longer about shelter. It's about how fear has taken your place.
Because on our land, you are not guests — you are targets.

be Ukrainian

award your soldiers

russian rocket slaughters you

be Russian

celebrate victory day and award your soldiers

Ukraine announces that they will do something

Ukraine does absolutely nothing and watches from afar like some total cuckolds

Russia is being bombed daily by it's smoler, weaker and poorer neighbour, but it's ok because it wasn't bombed today

would be nice but the optics would be bad

How did the parade go, fellas? Did you take out all the ebil ziggersphere leaders?

A single Russian Shahed drone caused tens of millions in damage to Chornobyl’s €1.5bn containment shelter — designed to keep the 1986 disaster sealed.

The strike blew a 15m2 hole in the roof. Repairs may take years and will likely be funded by Western nations.

theguardian.com/world/2025/may/07/russian-drone-strike-caused-tens-of-millions-worth-of-damage-to-chornobyl
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muh optics

lmao, nigger don't insult my intelligence
if you don't buck break russia mentally, they will keep going. if ukraine does nothing today, they will have to fight harder tomorrow

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Description per source:

"SIGNUM" pilots (t.me/umftteam) skillfully fly into Russian shelters! When the enemy has nowhere to hide — they panic
Lyman direction!
The precise work destroyed the dugouts of the Russian occupiers, which once again demonstrates the effective coordination of drone units and accurate reconnaissance.
Such strikes not only demoralize the enemy but also complicate their further consolidation on the front line.

Ukraine may ditch the US dollar and switch to the euro as its main currency, says Chairman of the National Bank of Ukraine Andriy Pyshny.

With growing ties to Europe and a world trade order in flux, Kyiv is rethinking its financial anchors.

reuters.com/world/europe/ukraine-considers-shift-dollar-euro-amid-geopolitical-realignments-2025-05-07/
x.com/NOELreports/status/1920389540893598031

Mental gymnastics of ruspidor memoryholer

A sudden fire broke out at the KAMAZ plant in Naberezhnye Chelny, Russia. The cause and potential consequences of the incident remain unknown.
x.com/NOELreports/status/1920390480488988689

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that's exactly the reason, why russia should be droned today

Russian NPPs should serve as target practice. Or even better, radioactive waste storage facilities. Given their track record, it's going to be barrels rusting away next to some village.

Russian citizens have joined the organization of the air part of the parade on May 9 and are launching homemade drones somewhere in the Moscow region 09-05-2025

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It's just more reliable now. I've already switched for tracking relative prices of various things.

A sculpture "Putin - khuilo" was installed in Warsaw near the monument to Soviet soldiers

"The language of a sculptor is a language without words. We don't have words, light, or sounds, only form and sometimes colour. But how can we quietly and delicately express a loud message here: when will Russian aggression be stopped?"
— said Lithuanian artist and sculptor Martynas Gaubas, who created the two-meter khuilo (t.me/russianexta_re/62668?single)

Putin has begun talks with Xi Jinping in the Kremlin, Russian media report. The Chinese president will stay in Russia for several days and is expected to attend the May 9 Victory Parade.

The red carpet, the walk, the music, the camera's. Self-glorification in full display.
x.com/NOELreports/status/1920391153507086567

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are launching homemade drones somewhere in the Moscow

it would be a shame if some of these drones *accidentally* hit someone and exploded. shame indeed...

Kek
What a cope

Remember the Russian e-draft summons registry, online since January 1st this year? Guess what pidorashkas?

The website "Register of Summonses" (Peecтp пoвecтoк) has started operating without the "test mode" label.

Previously, it was reported that the register was working in test mode in only three regions. This indication has now disappeared, as noted by the publication "Idite lesom" (Go to the Woods/Get Lost - a Russian anti-mobilization project).

Chaos continues at Moscow airports for a second day — despite official claims that operations are "back to normal", over 100 flights are delayed or cancelled.
x.com/NOELreports/status/1920391560178393550
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*accidentally* hit someone and exploded. shame indeed...

They just need to fly around and have Russian AD try to shoot it down, and all those spent missiles start rainning down everywhere

hohol trannies dilating and seething at based Vlad making his appearance at victory parade
turns out they all oink and no bite xD

Oh no, it's another "it's over" (nothingburger).

Ukrainian partisan group ATESH claims responsibility for sabotage near Moscow — destroying a transformer substation in Mogiltsy. They claim power & comms at multiple key military sites are disrupted.
x.com/NOELreports/status/1920392243979985075

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Russia’s so-called “truce” is nowhere to be seen on the front, says Viktor Tregubov, spokesman for Ukraine’s Khortytsia Operational Group of Troops.

"Despite reduced activity in some areas, clashes continue across multiple fronts — from Lyman to Vovchansk and Chasiv Yar to Pokrovsk."
x.com/NOELreports/status/1920392812815691957

In occupied Kherson’s Kakhovka district, a Russian trailer carrying ammunition for front line troops was blown up.
x.com/NOELreports/status/1920393858761871540

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Ukraine’s 13th Brigade of Operational Assignment Khartia has liberated the forest area north of Lyptsi, Kharkiv region — which Russian forces had mockingly nicknamed "Berlin."
x.com/NOELreports/status/1920394300728222111

The "WORMBUSTERS" unit of the 414th Unmanned Strike Aviation Brigade 'Birds of Magyar' with an overview of destroyed Russian armored carriers and 'blyatbarn' modified tanks.
x.com/NOELreports/status/1920396673634693389

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Some drone-on-drone violence.

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Description per source:

The Southern Defense Forces saved the lives of our people by shooting down another Russian KUB kamikaze drone!

Chancellor Merz does not foresee the deployment of German troops in Ukraine following a potential peace agreement. "We are far from a ceasefire, let alone a peace deal," Merz stated. He noted Russia's announced 3-day truce could be extended, but it’s entirely up to Putin

n-tv.de/politik/10-59-Abgeordneter-Ukraine-haelt-Waffenruhe-stillschweigend-ein--article23143824.html
x.com/NOELreports/status/1920406936706482221

These bad boys are now heading to Kiev

Russia and China have outlined plans to deepen cooperation, with Putin confident in the growing ties between the two nations. Yet, as China aligns itself with Russia on the global stage, it's clear: 'neutral' doesn't mean non-aligned. China is increasingly complicit in Russia's war against Ukraine.
x.com/NOELreports/status/1920407886573773033

Thread of delusional little boys who are in for a rude awakening

We shall see them in Magyar's video in a week or less.

1/?

The SBU and National Police detained a Russian informant who spied on Kharkiv's defenders and awaited the city's occupation.
The Security Service of Ukraine (SBU) and the National Police detained another Russian informant near Kharkiv. He turned out to be a 38-year-old local supporter of "Ruscism" who was "leaking" locations of the Defense Forces to the occupiers and awaiting the capture of the entire region.
According to the case materials, the suspect came to the attention of Russian special services when he left comments supporting Putin on Telegram channels.
After remote recruitment, the enemy accomplice began gathering information about the basing points of Kharkiv's defenders.
To do this, he independently drove around the area surrounding the regional center and secretly recorded the coordinates of Ukrainian troops.
According to available data, had the "Ruscists" received the intelligence, they planned to use it to prepare air strikes on the region and to attempt breakthroughs by Russian sabotage and reconnaissance groups (DRGs).
The SBU uncovered the clandestine communication between the informant and his handler from the Russian Federation. During a search of the suspect's home, a phone with evidence of the crimes was seized.
A linguistic expertise initiated by the Security Service confirmed the facts of the perpetrator's subversive activities in favor of the aggressor country.

Lieutenant of the AFU, call sign "Alex," reports: No ceasefire on the Pokrovsk front. Infantry assaults continue relentlessly, with no breaks in between. The fight is ongoing.
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2/2
Currently, the suspect has been notified of suspicion under two articles of the Criminal Code of Ukraine:
◾ Part 3 of Art. 114-2 (unauthorized dissemination of information about the location of the Armed Forces of Ukraine with the purpose of providing such information to the aggressor state);
◾ Part 1 of Art. 436-2 (justification of the armed aggression of the Russian Federation against Ukraine, glorification of its participants).
The perpetrator faces up to 12 years of imprisonment.
Comprehensive measures were carried out by SBU officers in the Kharkiv region jointly with the National Police under the procedural guidance of the Bohodukhiv District Prosecutor's Office.

Meanwhile

One of the downsides of using donkeys at the front, humanity aside, is that they get scared by explosions and start running away. 08-05-2025

Truce.

Russia hit a civilian car with an FPV drone in Kharkiv region at 07:05, injuring three women. All victims have been hospitalized. The prosecutor's office has launched an investigation.
x.com/NOELreports/status/1920421461665218951

nice, are the gloves finally coming off?

Hungarian PM Viktor Orban, alongside Slovak PM Robert Fico, criticized the European Commission's plan to end Russian gas imports. Orban claims it will bankrupt Europe and burden Central European families. He also insists Hungary will not finance Ukraine's EU accession.
x.com/NOELreports/status/1920422357857919433

Andriy Kovalenko, head of Ukraine’s Center for Countering Disinformation, says Russia is lying—the so-called “ceasefire” never took effect.

“They’re still attacking. No Shaheds in the sky doesn’t mean peace. A real ceasefire means no assaults, no shooting, total silence.”
x.com/NOELreports/status/1920422939406610863

Ukraine’s MFA Andrii Sybiha: Putin’s “Parade ceasefire” is a farce. From midnight to midday, Russia violated it 734 times, launched 63 assaults, 176 FPV drone strikes & 16 guided bombs.

Ukraine shares evidence with partners. Putin can’t be trusted—he breaks even his own word.
x.com/NOELreports/status/1920423438906241451

Ukraine’s 3rd Assault Brigade continues clearing operations in the Kharkiv region. A Russian BMP-3, SPG, two artillery systems, two trucks, and a supply vehicle were destroyed. Russian infantry units in the area were also neutralized.
x.com/NOELreports/status/1920425589736870186

Not the most pride inspiring parade in Russian history
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Kek

You will feed the cube, the only thing you are good at

Happy victory day.
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Calm down your weak ass, windbag.

This thread a small photo compilation of Nazi- USSR collaboration.
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The Russian Ministry of Defense reports/complains Ukraine didn’t stop fighting during Putin’s “ceasefire” — as if Ukraine ever agreed to his PR stunt.

Declaring a fake truce and whining when no one obeys it is peak Kremlin delusion.
x.com/NOELreports/status/1920426660035269005

Ukraine just received €1 billion from the EU under the ERA program, Ukrainian Prime Minister Shmyhal announced. The funds come from profits on immobilized Russian central bank assets and will go toward critical budget needs and strengthening the state.
x.com/NOELreports/status/1920428861742858515

Done deal: Ukraine's parliament has officially ratified the agreement on critical minerals and the creation of a Reconstruction Investment Fund — passed with 338 votes in favor.
x.com/NOELreports/status/1920450113069043759

City of heroes free today on GOG. It's a good game about Warsaw during wwII.
Also TZD

some good TZD, bloody nibs, burning tanks, bombed pidors its got it all

Will the 75 year old nooker take the gloves off and make an appearance at his parade?

Romania and the Netherlands will establish a joint training center for Ukrainian F-16 maintenance personnel, the Dutch Ministry of Defense has announced.

defensie.nl/actueel/nieuws/2025/05/07/ook-trainingscentrum-voor-onderhoudspersoneel-f-16s-in-roemenie
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Cope from my /uhg/ comrades is off the charts today lmao.

b-but what abooooout the internetz????

c-can't d-drone the p-parade... for p-peace!

w-we b-built a m-monument to b-butthurt

It's almost as if you are not fond of celebrating Victory over nazism comrades, curious lmao.

Lithuania is officially withdrawing from the Anti-Personnel Mine Ban Convention. Along with Latvia, Poland, Finland & Estonia, Lithuania wants the option to defend its borders—including with mines if needed.

dw.com/ru/litva-vyhodit-iz-konvencii-o-zaprete-protivopehotnyh-min/a-72477057
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total zigger death

we'll burn down Moscow during the military parade

pic related

nothing ever happens. let's be honest /uhg/ is desperate for anything to happen even if it means a lose lose situation like dragging everyone into a ww3 nuclear war but deep down they know that nothing will happen. their only hope is that russia economically collapses. good luck with that I guess

comrades

Russia started the Second World War

On the 17th of September 1939, the Red Army invaded Poland, unleashing a wave of mass murder, rape, plunder and deportations.

Trump reportedly asked Erdoğan to mediate in Russia’s war against Ukraine — and Turkey agreed, per Hurriyet.

Trump also hinted he may turn to China for help. Is the U.S. stepping back from direct Ukraine diplomacy?

hurriyet.com.tr/yazarlar/abdulkadir-selvi/erdogan-ile-bahceli-pkknin-silah-birakmasini-mi-konustu-42792748
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Cool

why isnt anyone talking about the mineral deal they signed yesterday. whats going to happen now that its signed.

you are a retarded subhuman shill

italy lost btw

Zelensky on the US UA economic deal: This is the most forward-looking agreement in our bilateral history—decades of joint investment, industrial growth, jobs, and tech development ahead. A strong foundation for security today, and prosperity tomorrow.
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see

White smoke. The new Pope is 69-year-old Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost from the U.S.—the first American to ever lead the Catholic Church. He takes the name Leo XIV.

Over 20,000 gathered at St. Peter’s Square to welcome the 267th Pontiff.
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Heroic: near Pokrovsk in Donetsk region, just two Ukrainian soldiers from the Da Vinci Wolves — 108th Battalion — held their ground against a Russian assault group of five in a vehicle. With the help of drones, they stopped the Russians in its tracks.
x.com/NOELreports/status/1920545908019593388

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Recent strikes on Russia's Shaykovka airbase caused serious damage: all Kh-22 missile support facilities were destroyed, fires broke out near the fuel station, and even shielded fuel tanks burned — underground shelters and anti-drone nets couldn't save them
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Trump and his entourage once again deliver a set of vague and contradictory statements on Ukraine.

“I think we’re making good progress. The fighting is a little different than it was. I think if we weren’t involved, Russia might’ve just kept going… maybe to take it all. If we can stop the war, that would be a big achievement.”
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The leading candidate in Romania's presidential election promises not to provide military aid to Ukraine.

George Simion stated he would not "personally vote for aid to Kyiv" but would follow any decisions made by Trump.

He justified his stance by claiming that Ukraine "does not respect the rights of the Romanian minority," adding, "We have our issues with Ukrainians because they act much like Russians."
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Today, in the sector of the 46th Airmobile Brigade, Russian forces attempted an assault with 14 units of motorized equipment and around 20 infantrymen. It’s clear that the so-called "ceasefire" only applies to long-range drones and missiles, as assaults continue and guided bombs keep striking the front lines.
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Slovak Prime Minister Fico, one of Europe's biggest traitors alongside Orban, has arrived in Moscow for May 9 Victory Day celebrations. He took alternative routes after several countries denied his plane passage through their airspace.
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Russia's fake truce: Since the beginning of the day, Ukraine’s General Staff reports 154 combat engagements across the front. The fighting continues, despite Russian claims.
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Reuters: The U.S. and Russia are secretly discussing resuming Russian gas flows to Europe after a potential peace deal with Ukraine.

Sources say the talks could give Washington leverage over volumes, while Gazprom is reportedly ready to offer 2-year contracts — despite the EU’s plan to cut all Russian gas by 2027.
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Romanian minority

gypsies?

Ukrainian Air Force strikes Russian troop positions in the south using high-precision French supplied AASM-250 Hammer guided bombs.
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Yes hopefully you'll never have to see one irl .

he is, and he's a "Far-Right" Jew, but he sucks Russian dick

The U.S. will withdraw from Ukraine talks if Russia does not engage in good faith, — Vice President J.D. Vance.
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Thanks for the nothingburger JD.

we will withdraw from ukraine if russia does not want peace

what a cuck mentality

Asked on Fox News whether the U.S. should "run away or ramp up military aid to Ukraine," VP J.D. Vance responded: "We'll see what happens. Russia is asking a lot because they think they're winning. Ukraine wants a ceasefire, but it’s not going well. We want Ukraine to survive, but Russia can’t expect to claim territory they haven’t taken. If they’re not negotiating in good faith—we walk away. That’s bad for both sides."
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Not much, although the US is obligated to provide/sell weapons to Ukraine for security of the minerals. So that’s a good part of the deal.

They already outjewed Ukraine, since they signed a deal. They don't give a fuck anymore, and never did desu.

SitRep - 08/05/25 - Russia's (fake) 'truce' came into effect.

An overview of the daily events in Russia's invasion of Ukraine. Russia said its 'truce came into effect'. In the image below you can see what Russia's truce means. Civilians wounded.
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No UAVs or missile launches spotted over Ukraine today. But make no mistake—fighting continues on nearly all fronts. Russia’s so-called “truce” is pure theatre.
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did they? ukraine does not have many minerals and digging them is at this point unprofitable. maybe in the future, after RUSSIA FUCKS OFF. but now? not so much. it was more of a PR move for US voters

ZOG is not seeing any of that money back lmao

He's probably not getting elected, most polls show him keeping his 40% base while the other 60% of the voters going for ND candidate.

Trump now echoes Ukraine’s call for an unconditional ceasefire—but avoids blaming Russia, talks of “both sides,” and stresses quick peace over accountability. Despite the shift in tone, his vague framing and past praise of Putin suggest he still leans neutral, not pro-Ukraine.

Donald, start f*cking pressuring Russia, if you want to accomplish something.
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did they?

Yes, no one in Trump/Musk administration cares about Ukraine.

Zelensky confirmed in his evening address that he spoke with President Trump about urgently needed U.S. support, frontline updates, and diplomacy — including a real, lasting 30-day ceasefire.

Ukraine is ready now to stop — if Russia does too. “America can help with this,” Zelensky said.
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When traitors meet in Moscow. Look at them laughing.
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It was a three-layered post meta irony, you dumbass

Everyone knows this deal won't make any "profits" for like at least 10 years, what I've said is that Americans are no longer in interested in stopping the war or even pressure Russians by applying more sanctions etc. Look at what they're saying "If Russians don't talk to us in good faith we're leaving".

COMEDY

europe should become less reliant on the US

NO not like that!!!

fucking retards

Vucic is one of the ugliest mf I've seen in my life.

Trump is gonna give another 764 million to Ukraine
pravda.com.ua/eng/news/2025/05/7/7511036/

jewlensky cucked out

Imagine my shock lol

hence cuck mentality, because they will lose twice
1) with ukraine = europe = nato
2) with china

it has only just began and they're already crying

66730

Russian losses per 09/05/25 reported by the Ukrainian General Staff.

+1300 men
+4 tanks
+4 AFVs
+36 artillery
+1 MLRS
+1 AD system
+39 UAVs
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Imagine a world where JewSA and pidorrusianistan wouldn't exist.

For the first time in history, Ukraine’s SBU has uncovered a Hungarian spy network operating in Zakarpattia. Agents from Hungary’s military intelligence were caught gathering info on local defenses and public sentiment — in case of military deployment. Two suspects, ex-military, face life for treason.
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eh, someone else would exist, like china or germanistan. nature abhorrs void. there is always some asshole with delusions of grandeur who wants to make others subservient

For the first time in history, Ukraine’s SBU has uncovered a Hungarian spy network operating in Zakarpattia. Agents from Hungary’s military intelligence were caught gathering info on local defenses and public sentiment — in case of military deployment. Two suspects, ex-military, face life for treason.

Khabarovsk went for a more realistic military parade this year. Next up: scooters, mopeds, and maybe a few donkeys to complete the mobilization vibe.
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Xi Jinping’s motorcade departed from Soluxe Hotel Moscow to attend the Victory Day parade. A clearly staged crowd could be seen waving him off, just in case the symbolism wasn’t loud enough.
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Trump had a call with German Chancellor Merz. They agreed the war in Ukraine needs to stop as soon as possible and called on Russia to accept a ceasefire. Trump said he’d support Europe’s push for peace and both leaders want to fix trade tensions and meet in person soon.

bundesregierung.de/breg-de/aktuelles/bundeskanzler-merz-telefoniert-mit-dem-praesidenten-der-usa-trump-2345970.pdf
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btw i refuse to believe that taking over Kárpátalja was seriously considered in 2024, even orbán can't be that retarded, right?

can this nigger leaves europe and join the russian federation already? what with these niggers who always shit talk the hand that feeds them but refuses to move to the supposedly superior side?

Xi Jinping, after meeting with Putin, repeated Kremlin-style talking points on Ukraine—calling for addressing the "root causes of the crisis" and pushing for a "just and lasting peace acceptable to all sides" through dialogue. No mention of Russia’s invasion.

Kremlin narrative 101.

fmprc.gov.cn/zyxw/202505/t20250509_11617799.shtml
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HOW THE FUCK IS STINKY STILL STANDING WTF IS WRONG WITH RUSNIGGERS

The new German Foreign Minister, Johann Wadephul, has arrived in Ukraine for his first visit! He arrived in Lviv, where an informal meeting of EU Foreign Ministers will take place on May 9.

Wadephul assured that Germany will continue to be one of Ukraine's strongest supporters.
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even orbán can't be that retarded, right?

he 100% thought he would get a piece from ukraine.
you should really hang this nigger for being such a dumbass

Russia's shame parade has started.
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Putin is now delivering a 'welcome' speech. Xi is behind him.
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who is the redhead with the st. shit ribbon? I would do her

her

Russian allies marching along Russian forces.
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saving the white race?

ukies drone the parade

reeee fucking terrorists droning civilians dambili maskau

ukies don't drone the parade

lmaooo fucking cuckolds only talk and never do anything

Russia produces 1,400 Iskander missiles and 500 Kh-101 cruise missiles annually, The Economist reports. Only 10–15% of its 1,500–2,000 tanks and 3,000 other armored vehicles are new—most are refurbished Soviet-era gear. These reserves could run dry by 2026.

economist.com/briefing/2025/05/08/would-vladimir-putin-attack-nato
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Ukraine’s PHOENIX unmanned systems regiment at work: a Russian tank, ammo depots, and a dozen Russian trucks destroyed.
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Zelensky: Freedom, equality, democracy, and respect for every life — values that matter in every language, across all of Europe. Ukraine has shown: unity is our greatest strength — within our country and with all of Europe.

Happy Europe Day!
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Where can I read about rusnigger janitors leaked with 4shit hack?

ah shit we fucking lost

EU foreign ministers honored fallen Ukrainian defenders today in Lviv, visiting the Field of Honour at Lychakiv Cemetery.

Marking Europe Day, EU High Representative for Foreign Affairs and Security Policy Kaja Kallas shared: “We stand with Ukraine—for lasting peace and the future we believe in.”
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Sometimes it's hard to tell if Russians are dead or just drunk.

The 413th Unmanned Systems Regiment "RAID" successfully destroyed two rare and valuable targets: a TOS-2 “Tosochka” thermobaric MLRS and a mobile "Zaslon" naval radar system
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Putin meets North Korean generals, and probably thanked them for the endless meat assaults in the Kursk region in which thousands of North Koreans died or got wounded.
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Attack Drone Company "Ronins" within the 65th Mechanized Brigade destroyed a Russian BUK-M3 air defense system in the east.
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During Russia’s "Victory Day" parade, a banner appeared on the wall of the museum in Narva, Estonia—facing directly toward Russia and a stage across the border which was broadcasting the parade in Moscow.
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35 delegations from EU countries and beyond arrived in Lviv today. On Rynok Square, the EU flag was raised by two Ukrainian children: Yana Stepanenko, who lost her legs in a missile strike, and international olympiad winner Markiyan Mazur.
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UK rolls out its largest-ever sanctions package against Russia, PM Starmer announces. Nearly 100 tankers from Russia’s “shadow fleet” are now under restrictions.
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gov.uk/government/news/uk-and-international-partners-confirm-support-for-special-tribunal-on-crime-of-aggression-as-foreign-secretary-visits-lviv

mines should only be used on ziggers

Rare footage from Ukraine’s Air Command "Center" shows the S-300V1 in action. Watch as a 9M83 missile from this rare air defense system intercepts a Russian cruise missile.
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part 1

Rare footage from Ukraine’s Air Command "Center" shows the S-300V1 in action. Watch as a 9M83 missile from this rare air defense system intercepts a Russian cruise missile.

part 2

Poland and France will sign a mutual defense pact today — pledging military support in case of a threat.

The deal also includes cooperation in defense, energy, nuclear, and transport sectors.
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Hungarian FM Szijjártó says Budapest hasn’t received official info from Kyiv about the alleged Hungarian spy network exposed in Transcarpathia — dismisses the SBU report as “propaganda.”

He claims Ukraine “often spreads baseless anti-Hungarian narratives” and urges “caution” in response.

444.hu/2025/05/09/szijjarto-peter-ovatossagra-int-de-nem-tagadta-egyertelmuen-hogy-magyar-kemeket-fogtak-volna-karpataljan-az-ukranok
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reported by the Ukrainian General Staff.

you may as well quote buzzfeed

the SMO came to Belgorod again

UAV crashes into Belgorod Region government building. Deputy Governor of Belgorod Region and Rosgvardia officer injured

What's the weather forecast for Putin's parade today? Any chance of drones raining?

The parade already ended, retard.
Ukraine didn't do shit and never will.

No he was hiding behind Xi the entire time

honestly, it's hard to trust any "guarantees" after ww2

This is cope. Why is Ukraine afraid of Xi when he's arming Russia to bomb your cities?

The moment a drone struck the Belgorod regional government building. According to the governor, the attack injured the deputy governor and a Russian National Guard officer.
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mfw when the current ruspidor cope is literally 'xaxaxa, dumb khokhols did not bomb moscow on victory day'

Let me just pretend we didn't brag about bombing parade only not to do it and pussy out

LMAO`

baking one more bread at 300

BUKbreaking
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STOP THE COUNT

youtube.com/shorts/3huKcZD3aQA?si=LurAfCCcRmiy3Taf

Stalin did take those cities in two days

yeah

Your backwater shit hole only exists today because Stalin liberated you from the nazis and rebuilt it after the war

how did stalin die?

I don't support the axis. Pro entente, pro allies and pro EU.

Nazi Germany got more aid from the US before the war than the USSR got during it
Who cares

how did Mussolini die
i heard it was funny

tito killed him

Imagine defending that CIA traitor that only won survived WW2 because of Soviet troops

few days after that letter stalin died

wow, russian education is really getting worse every year

survived WW2 because of Soviet troops

soviet troops only "liberated" vojvodina and belgrade, rest was liberated by tito

Tito didn't do shit. He was a right opportunist, revisionist traitor that restored capitalism in Yugoslavia.

It was Lavrenty Beria who poisoned Stalin. Was he working on the behalf of Tito?

Source?

est retard, both USSR and Third Reich worked with USA before the war.
USSR hired thousands of Americans during it's industrialisation, and imported whole factories from it.

Furthermore, USSR exported oil to third reich and imported machinery.
So we get triangle
USA did business with both USSR and Third Reich
USSR did business with USA and Third Reich
Third Reich did business with USA and USSR

NEW THREAD

esl*

He's right. The troops were there in two days... and then they weren't anymore.

based tito

Never happened
There's tons of books on the subject, retard. use google.