Bros, is this true?

Bros, is this true?

She doesn't look jewish but that refrigerator body sure does.

I´d hit that

is this the white house news lady?

Kate upton was the second woman i jacked my beautiful huge pure penis too
This is kate upton in probably 2013

she has no hips and that looks bad, but she has such a pretty face and nice tits. I would be nervous approaching her even though she has the hips of my uncle bruce

yeah for some reason jews alter their appearance to look white despite thinking whites are inferior. weird right? imagine having a doctor smash your nose with a hammer to look...white? wat?

my first was Bulma, then a year later Asuka

They store the genetics.

that girl is meant for breeding.
she's not perfect but god damn she's squishy.

She was the original thick before nigger women figuerd out how to take a photo with their banana fingers

the hammer brings their genetics out?

Kate Upton is peak genetics. Look at that body, you just know she can shit out babies and take a good thrashing.
You faggots are too busy chasing after broomsticks with balloons to appreciate how God intended women to look.

they will die out on their own. its kinda funny since they gloated that it would happen to whites so much that the irony is reaching max

Jews covet whiteness like they covet your money, both of which they see as rightfully theirs, along with the entire World. Jews make infinitely more sense when you realize that they want to take whiteness from white people and make themselves the only white people on the face of the Earth.

Closeted homosexuals shouldn't have human rights.

She was hot when she was skinnier because she was just a blonde girl with huge tits and an okay ass but once she got fat she randomly got big but her ass stayed the same as when she was skinnier.

Anyway, my theory is she had an abortion soon after she got famous. I know girls with this kind of build and it’s because their hormones go out of whack after abortion so random body parts get big but it doesn’t hit overall obesity.

Never liked kate upton that much and maybe only jacked it to her once.
Saw so many blogs where boomer conservatives just loved her.

breeding material

curvy

wtf are you talking about? I've seen better hips on anorexic girls

haha yeah bro what a childish idea. no grown men care about boobies.

is this the so called apple body type?

There are no curves. The waist is supposed to be skinnier than the hips. That's what the female figure is.

not having shit taste is…le gay

time to close the fridge

my theory is she had an abortion soon after she got famous

maybe but those hips are just her genetics failing her. its not so tragic though she got winners on face genetics and boob genetics

You're probably over 60 and believe that practically any woman with sizeable fun bags is a snack.

its a little weird to realize I have a more feminine hips to waist ratio than kate upton. suddenly I feel like a pretty princess

Girl doesn't always need to have hips. If Kate Upton in this picture got pregnant she would be curvy as all out. She has nice tits and a pretty face. These types of girls are the funnest despite athletic girls being tighter.

This, she was crazy hot
and either way woke culture started because of occupy Wallstreet

you're 25 and chase after trannies because in your mind, 'something is better than nothing' amirite

Narrow hips are bad for childbirth though. Wide hips are known as child-bearing hips for a reason.

2017 was eight years ago

aaaahhh

White women are built like shit. She has a pretty face and awesome tits tho.

ass is too small but what's wrong with her, she is hor

Kate was ok, it could've been a lot worse

Those hips never drew attention when she was skinnier. It’s the weight gain that underline it. Besides, hips are only a problem if the woman is like tiny petite. Nature sort of compensates for these things more often than not.

No, I despise transgender "women," and I'm just a decent guy who thinks a woman should have proper proportions.

The ol roller derby program said
She was built like a refrigerator with a head

It's not bad.

JC Penny catalog for me

There's a genetic component to ass for sure, but diet, hormones, and Anon Babbleness are just as if not more important. There's a science to ass. This is how early 2000s white women went from skinny asses to now in the 2020s literally everyone has an ass.

my first was the dog from blues clues and then big bird

Ok fag

Better than asian women and sheboons. Asian women are flat as a board and sheboons have ghetto asses.

I don't understand his logic. 2017 woke culture would call this a privileged body. Am I missing something

pose and angle both carefully chosen to hide her straight line from waist to hip

bro its pretty bad, I'm pretty sure my hips are better

It is bad. Her ass in your picture looks like an extension of her back. Zero definition whatsoever.

Honestly it doesn’t matter because I would bareback Kate Upton until I’ve ejaculated literally every available protein in my body and die of exhaustion while still inside of her.

the dog from blues clues

you sick sob

plappable

Leaf shut the fuck up. No one cares about you. Go make me some maple syrup.

Tell me your a faggot without telling me your one. Maybe not everyone likes a nigger ass?

my first was the dog from blues clues and then big bird

has such a pretty face and nice tits

you're indian, so it's obvious you don't know what real bobs and vagene are like but let me break it down for you my dirty northern neighbor; makeup is covering her haggard face, and that little bikini is holding in her little pancake floppers
nature doesn't really go halfway with distributing the goods, you're all looking at frauds and can't tell because you're dumb and inexperienced

I'm a Rei man, but the woman that I thought was the love of my life was a Scottish-heritage redhead with a fiery temperament, so I understand that. I did rawdog her after she got married to a military nuclear sub tech. Non-zero chance he's raising my kid.

Thank you for your cervix.

hmm whats wrong with her? she looks like a woman. woke culture is actually anorexics and muscular women who look like men being considered hot.

What terrible opinions do you have. I’m genuinely surprised nobody has bothered to stick you in the kidneys with a rusted screwdriver yet.

you are used to seeing bbl bodies. its sad that natural bodies are considered ugly now.

Birth control pills flood the zone with estrogen and can cause weight gain in weird places too.

/thread

I noticed that many Americans, whether male or female, have the same small tits/big gut bodytype. Gotta be the goyslop.

That's not her prime. And her boobs are very nice.

You know her nudes were leaked right? Her tits were great. You’re trying way too hard to sound like some kind of pussy slayer, man. Really cringe.

It's true.
They're so inbred at this point they have to introduce human blood to their gene pool and by doing so they dilute their demon blood.

Name me a single pussy slayer worth his salt who wouldn’t fuck Upton into a concussion. He’s charlatan and a closeted homosexual is what he is.

A plump, toned ass is the same as a fat, steatopygic black woman's ass

You're being disingenuous. Do you honestly believe that Kate Upton's ass is better than one like picrel?

I'm selling 1980s jc penny and seats catalogs on ebay

Sears here.

Post tits.

She’s a nasty jewish hohol
Get out of this thread you idiot

See post above

Anybody who prefers Kate Upton's body over one like this is an actual homosexual.

Who cares if she's a hohol? She has a nice body.

She’d make a great insemination destination.

No, she doesn’t. She’s fat and nasty by now and will probably suck your dick for $100 Canadian

Yes. That's nasty. It's like a nigger ass and I bet she can't even wipe properly. Now asses that a firm and have a slight jiggle to them are nice. If Kate did some squats she could have a really good ass. Typically women that have big tits like Kate don't have the best ass unless she had kids or is young. Your pic is nigger tier disgusting.

big boobs and a hank ass is such a curse
on the devil could make something like that

this

OP's pic is shit tase

nigger
whatve you got against tits?

If you cut off the picture starting just above her bellybutton she's a 9/10.

Bro, why are they dissing the fridge like that? It's a nice fridge.

She's literally perfect

My ex had an ass slightly bigger than this and it was phenomenal.

Sauce

Thinking women doing squats is nigger culture is woke

Louisa Khovanski. Disregard the Canadian fag, her nudes are actually pretty good. Her face is kinda mid though. She has strong East Slavic features.

Motherfucker her ass is shaped like a mans, if anybody is the faggot here it is you for not liking women with hips or asses.

You are a fag. I’d paint her insides until I ran out of cum

I like hips and ass and believe me I've had plenty of them. I just don't like nigger asses. At least we let our women show them off and not cover them up with a rug sandnigger.

Zogchow has all kinds of nasty hormones and endocrine disrupters in it: goyphosate, atrazine, antibiotics, recombinant bovine growth hormone. I read a story about some developing country where things are even less regulated and guys were growing racks from eating too much fried chicken.

Big Bird

I hope you know that Big Bird is a guy.

perfect from the waist up
woke (nig) culture started when they started selling us fat asses instead of fat tits

t. woman with a small chest

so many of these girls would be pretty if they would stop applying makeup with a trowel and dressing like gypsies.

implying you wouldn't

That hip to waist ratio is definitely unfortunate. Was she overrated? Yeah maybe. It's definitely her weakest link.

Begone jew.

Beautiful girl, great rack. Body was meh.
Most of her best work was face and cleavage.
I can certainly understand her younger success, and now she's married and done.
Just more pointless garbage to bloviate about from social media.

Id cuddle. Youre a fag if you wouldn't.

hollywood and the model industry professionally anglefraud cause who knows, so when you see them in non-professional studio model poses or walking it shows they have manish bodies (Dua Lipa is a good example). Many sex symbols are frauds cause who knows.
Anglefrauding, photoshop, makeup btw.

Sounds like the fitter girls are just less aroused by you

It does look really bad

I'd steal my mom's Victoria's Secret catalogs in the early-mid 2000s and hide them under my mattress. She found them one day and threw them out but left a couple new ones under my pillow as a peace offering.

Every generation there is at least one titty monster blond bombshell that is clearly hot but just enough eh in the mix that haters can talk shit. Like how Sydney Sweeney has 10/10 tits but a slightly downy face.
Prime Kate just hit at the right time when we had no bombshell and had a great magazine cover face and nice boobs. It's not that complicated.. That early vid of her at an NBA game? Insanely hot looking.
youtu.be/AAfOBSW-YFs?si=kbThOCS7vnvwdus_

Goddammit that body is disgusting. The fuck is wrong with that woman's hips. That figure is just gross.

She's chubby, but not horrendously so. And has a great rack.
What am I supposed to be worked up about?

Not into blondes but that girl wants to get pregnant RIGHT. NOW. What a turn-on.

uh ueah? what even is the tweet trying to say? thats shes NOT a sex icon? it mustve been written by a homosexual gay sodomite

That's the most fucking GRIDS written faggot shit I have ever seen and it is not hyperbole. I would not be surprised in the fucking slightest if this sodomite had 10 gigabytes of little boy picturea on his computer

They took her booty

Gross. wtf

fat girl quota

She just has an incredibly attractive face. I always hated her pancake tits with way too much side-boob

and believe me I've had plenty of them

I don't believe you.

I keep running into this thread in the catalog because I keep noticing something weird about the OP's imagine. They picked a weird angle of those womans ass or did some digital editing to make it look like its fat. I dated a real fat chick earlier in my life and she has like the extreme version of what happens to a girl who lets her ass go. There is no way that this woman has that problem.

Solid 0/10

if this is not shopped then she is a fatty well on her way to fatdom

where the cheek meets the thigh

shes a fatty, her cankles go all the way up

Thats a fake blonde

Anon believes ass in picrel is "real"

Got news for you.
See how she's resting on those obviously fake volleyball boobs?
They have that for butts now too.

Pedophile self-outing as typical

You have some disgusting coprophilic hygiene OCD that I also suffer from, and that's reprehensibly degenerate of you to even posit.

Kind of, fashion is controlled by the faggot mafia. They decided to push the models having bodies of 14 years old boys, no ass, no tits. Letting those people have any say in anything was one mistake. Who decided that the faggot in fashion were the ones good at it? (((Journalists))) It always comes full circle.