/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #20291

Nice turn to the 14 minutes motif when the space forces showed up

Laos being there = Thailand being there

only Putin gets the upskirt video later.

exclusive footage

Potatoes

must protect TRP (tight russian p*ssy)

I vote for a thread logo to have dirty shoe footprints over it like the floor camera

HA КPACHOЙ ПЛOЩAДИ ПAPAДHЫЙ PACЧЁT ФPИPEH HПC

thanks for baking and good morning chug

kys

Norks sent soldiers for fighting, not marching

It will be distributed to the frontline troops for morale purposes.

cam only for dedovschina

NAFO seething getting worse and worse demanding Ukraine to set off nukes in Moscow

mongol troops im Moscow

I am watching on RT international and I regret my life's choices. Just blabbering women trying to make this about them and their fucking feelings.

Maduro is super happy

potato is the perfect post nuclear holocaust food source

kek

WHAT DO WE WANT!

VPK-7829 Bumerang!

WHAT DO WE WANT!

BMP-3 Manul!

WHAT DO WE WANT!

T90M + ARENA-M

WHAT DO WE WANT!

Oreshnik!

WHAT DO WE WANT!

Kurganets-25!

WHEN DO WE WANT IT!

NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Isn’t this Bulat Okudzhava’s song?

When are they gonna play the banger version of the international?

youtube.com/watch?v=tVEiz-floKY
Here is Russian dude without any translation at all

watch the russian version. its kino.

Oy vey it's anudda 1242 all over again!

hyhyls lost
jews lost
trannies lost
judeo-bolshevism lost
niggers lost

T90M+Arena

I want t14 back I like the hull armor

What does this gesture mean?

uuuuurrraaaahhhh /chug/
glory to Russia
Z O V

Z?

they usually smiling because training for these parades takes them two full months or more with insane drilling, so they get really happy that it's over.

t. knower

btw, play Grimoire /chug/.

who are these niggas

the idiot on left from chudcic covering his face LOOOL

Is there always a hole in the ground with a camera or do they fill it up after the parade?

thank you!

RUSSIANS DEFEATED NAZISM TO BECOME THE REAL NAZIS

From heart to the sun
Slavic salute

he picked the winning team

never lose your smile

Whats with this color scheme of these guys? Looks different/cool.

Equatorial Guinea

kek

Nazis

УPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

We are golden baby!!!

azerniggers present

norks are not

Bullshit

KFC representatives.

maybe hes still sick and dont want to catch a cold aswell

Who are these guys?????

Our Nazis good
Their kosher Nazis bad

tanks doko?

Z! Roaring enginZ!!!

havent heard them march to that song in quite a while
youtube.com/watch?v=XuD_4l4R6Q0

norks are watching.

Emercom

Russia has deserts?

I RECOGNIZE THIS SONG
youtube.com/watch?v=5SUS0BaOWDU

emercom / civil defense guys, that's where shoygu was from

Watch the Buyrats also I'm intrested if NORKS will be at VJ day in China

Who are these guys?????

they were led by Viktor Paunchenkov, not even kidding, kek

KINO COSSACKS!!!

I wonder what Korea was up to during WWII. I literally don't know shit about Korea prior to the split.

huh??? there are red and white telnyashkas? what do they symbolise?

"Almighty Don host" is i cool cossack name i give them that

Cacsus and centeral Asia garrsion units

what are the blue and red colors for?

It's moh pattern, not desert camo.

National Guard

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Deserts_of_Russia

Fighting and being occupied by IJA

в пyть в пyть в пyть!!!

yes, near Kherson

Indeed, those uniforms are nice

They didn't exist as a country, but they fought against japs

American delegation

Yes and tigers

all service branches have their own colour, wiki has article on it

B пyть

I forgot how great this march was, need to listen to the vocal version later.

Those are Don and Terek cossacks, their banners can be archaic since they predate modern military

Occupied by Japan a number fought in China also Kim's are Chinese I believe

Korea was annex by Japan in 1910, in WW2 the soviets trained anti-Japanese partisans. Which is how Kim Il Sung got his start.

where is northkorea bros...

No Hohols

SO THEY KEKED? GOOD.

Damn the Cossacks "got drip", as the kids say.
They were Japanese Chōsen

the founder of north korea did serve in a soviet army regiment back then before being handpicked by the soviet civil administration to lead the country

i see arigatou

TANKS ARE HERE!

TANKS

I bet its a cobble stone that's normally there and they just remove it for the camera parade then put it back after.

Female part

Killing hohols

Same doctrine with the Nazi thing
Our Cossacks good
Their kosher Turk Cossacks bad
Hell the Don-Cossacks were way meaner to the hohol sailors during Crimea annexation than the GRU 45th and airborne

KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

excuse the source

kiev independent

Troops from Azerbaijan, Belarus, China, Egypt, Laos, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Mongolia, Myanmar, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, and Vietnam will march in the parade.
Twenty-nine foreign leaders will also attend, including those from Armenia, Azerbaijan, Belarus, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Brazil, Burkina Faso, China, Congo, Cuba, Egypt, Equatorial Guinea, Ethiopia, Guinea-Bissau, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Laos, Mongolia, Myanmar, Palestine, Serbia, Slovakia, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, Venezuela, Vietnam, and Zimbabwe.
Representatives from North Korea and Russian-controlled Abkhazia and South Ossetia, as well as defense ministers from 31 countries, will also be present.

NAFObros, there are more than 1 T-34...

TONKS TONKS TONKS

Multiple tanks from ww2

Nice

How can I invest in Chinese MIC stocks? Is it even possible in the West?

wtf they have 5 stars on the barrel, the max we can have in WoT is 3!

Putin is too busy talking with grandpa rather than to his guest

victory banner on tank looks like anime character

segal

cringe

LOL SEAGAL

On the front lines!

Presented without comment.

Wait
Didn't they invite best Korea?

Steven Seagal

random cut to Steven Segal

Fucking seagal

Was that Steven Segal?

Russia has deserts?

Did you know that Russia has camels?

Holy shit, I forgot this guy existed.

Steven Seagal

What a clown

OH

holy shit its steven seagal hahahaha

damn my stream is rly lagged but too late to switch now ;-;

they need some kino bayonets to complete the look
youtu.be/SOcAiZ-0X3U?t=562

I’m watching one by ‘The Independent’. Quality isn’t bad, but there are ads every now and then. Thought it would have a translation but I haven’t switched because I don’t want to miss a second.

Best Korean parades best parades

kek

I like these MRAPS. Whats with the L shape soft cover tho?

STEVEN SEAGAL

Tiger M

Zaporozhian cossacks werent really pro Ukraine since there was no Ukraine, and currently Zaporozhie is 80% under Russia.

Also Zaporozhian cossacks never had Kiev.

What purpose do the skirts serve in war?

environmentally unsound illegal parade!

and ironically the strongman of south korea, park chung hee, was in the imperial japanese army in the 1930s and after the liberation of korea collaborated with US administration in seoul

BMP-2 with BTR-82 turrent???????????

Russian DPRK border checkpoint colorized

put it on 2x and it should catch up

Checked!
Kino drip

KEK steven seagal is there

Easy access.

dis nigga

Holy shit we got IFVs
We're so back bros

that hair cannot be real :D

Ian McHoholum

Parade uniform is not used "in the war". That is why it is called "parade uniform"

and camel cavary

tanks

apcs

where are the drones? you know, the things that are actually fighting the war.

BMP-2M with Armor package. Seems like these are really common now?

1. To make my DICK hard
2. It's a parade
3. TO MAKE MY DICK HARD
4. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

wtf nafobros i thought all of ruzzias equipment were destroyed?

is it just me, or did I see our favourite Buryat cannibal in the crowd a while ago?

what movie is this from?

:D

everyone there feeling a bit safer that he is there

HEAR THOSE TANKS ROAR
URAAAAAAA

Wtf, shitsking general Humza told me there's only gonna be either 1 or 2 tanks tho?

Khmelnytsky hetmanate did

camels

it has mamoths aswell

Tanks and APCs after two years

Nafo sisters....they're getting too cocky

cvte tanks

Stepan Chaykin, mind you

Quick recapture all Ukraine back, everything is currently in Moscow

where are da nooks

uhhh ugh sisters?

Arty has arrived!

Ukraine didnt do anything they said they'd do

VGH, self-propelled artillery

uhhhh NO ARMATA?

So many tanks

his gun content is still alright and he stopped talking about this war like a retard
I think he got pummelled in comments after his interview with retarded nafoid because he didn't mention anything war related for a while after that

Ukraine didnt do anything

always

Is arty anon at the parade?

It would be funny if the Russians parade the trophies they got from the hohols

PУCКУ ГPAHATУ БOЖJA PУКA BOДИ!

will there be MI28 Kino?

a shame I really wanted ww3

where Agriculture

WHAT WAS THAT ANGLE WTF
RUSSIAN DRONE PASSES THROUGH WALLS HACK?>?

those are busy hunting leopards

THAT ENTIRE ISKANDER CINEMATIC

KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Send everything from the parade to the front line

it has arrived

They are busy dying

SMO gear

DRONES

iskander getting anime intros

kek

there they are

LANCET

WTF STOP NOCLIPPING YOU CHEATERS

>THAT ENTIRE ISKANDER CINEMATIC

what the fuck was that that was so good

KIIIIIINOOOOOOOOOO DRONE DISPLAY

matte gerans were my idea :)

busy killing hyhyls

what the fuck did they mean by that shot?

thje rc planes in the trucks is cringe, ngl

HOLY BASED

So we've got

Kurganetz

T-90Ms

MSTA-Ss

Hyacinths

Malvas

Russia just casually flexing with the new shit

okay they're overdoing this ass CGI now

oy vey

S400 CINEMATIC

KINOOOOO!!

no donkeys

no fpvs

no bikes

putler fucked up

KINO DRONES ARE HERE

they wiping horse shit with their flag somewhere in ingland

Fire Iskander from the Red Square

damn, love these little nigger doritos like you wouldn't believe

they did exactly what they planned, you just didn't get the idea

no shotguns

it seemed sexual to be completely honest

VDV

Nook

what are these?

After us, silence.

Khmelnytsky

Genocide local jew community, then went out to Russians
Our Elephant

tfw haven't been on parade in my city and haven't seen my waifu

hnnnngg

tbf donkeybros deserved to be represented

purely psychologically we just nuked moscow

that's a big nook

I don't like those goofy 3D renders

paкyшкa

i mad

i missed it. can anyone webm it

Bumerang spotted!

ceasefire until tomorrow, unfortunately

JETS HOLY KINO

boyevaya mashina desanta aka RAKUSHKA

air!

Aviamarch!

not carrying umpk bombs underneath

cringe

KINO
I
N
O

based

anime intro the planes

fuck

jet kino

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Looks like Russians.

You're missing the RuAF cinematic kino rnnnn warthunder holy shit this is high production.

Why the cgi? This shit looks like a remastered 3d cutscene of red alert 2

SEXO!

That was nice shot of turbine

PITPOOSY

SHUT THE FUCK UP RT, IM TRYING TO LISTEN

Okey now trying doing your flag burgers

Baking
Baking
Baking

Why the cgi? This shit looks like a remastered 3d cutscene of red alert 2

they're mixing cgi and onboard cam its pretty good

what does "vsu" mean, year?

sponsored by Red Alert 4

1 3 4 cutscenes looked good
2 was horrendous quality lol

It's over.

calm down poo

I wonder if Xi will bring a picture

holol armed forces

UAF

Armed Forces of Ukraine

It was more like an AC0 squadron intro

oh yeah! shake that lil ass, Suchoi-chan!

NETANYAHU???

Russians are the only true descendants of the proto-indo-hyperborean white aryan race

ah makes sense

So is the war over now?

dammit confirmed. i was hoping they would all just march on kharkov after the parade. then onward to kiev, warsaw, berlin, brussels, paris, davos...

luka jr looksmaxxing as usual

SOMEONE REPLACE THE SMOKE BATTERY

A certain mutt's gonna have to eat a bag of his own shit on live stream later today.

FRESH COPE, GET YOUR FRESH COPE HERE

Parade is over, and my bread dough should raise by now. I'm going to do some baking now (not here though)

Ukraine was supposed to drone Putin, what happened!?

BMP-2 with BTR-82 turrent???????????

The wonders of having compatible turret ring dimensions.

serving blue steel

Any good salt?

Victory Parade at the same day as a burger cardinal becomes Pope.
Zelensky on suicide watch!

Not parading captured NATO equipment

Sad, but if I remember there was a bradley being used by the russians

Dude fucked up the salute

proto-indo-hyperborean white aryan race

Long wording for Ukrainians.

they couldve had the krivonos battallion here to do the funniest thing

why didnt ukraine attack?

What if the new pope is pro-pigger?

nice! have fun and пpиятнoгo aпeтитa

It was already put on display for the public last year

All post soviet frens spoke Russian

What if

Bruh

ukrainians are marching underground

What, they didin't? How can this be? Pedogerm assured me something would happen!

the Mongolian speaking Russian

Chinggis rolling in his grave rn

A certain mutt's gonna have to eat a bag of his own shit on live stream later today.

lmao so true

Zelensky is a good guy, he wanted us to enjoy the parade.

are they all greating him in russian?

now imagine all that military gear trying to get out of Moscow in regular traffic
just the amount of low loaders is enough to clog up any city for whole weekend

Navy guys have a weird cap

Because it would make them just like the Russia
By not attacking, it shows their moral superiority

with emperor xi there? they're stupid but not completely insane

Who this?
I noticed that too.

not all of them

ukranny is a turk nation

mostly, except some asians

They're busy fighting

That chick was wet as fuck.

are they all greating him in russian?

pretty much
even mongols

the best guy from world in conflict

Probably has something to do with local military not digging into "Lets de imperiase into banan republic" unlike the civil "elites"

kek noticed that when the azeri didnt make roach sounds

It's already over for my spine, don't bother

Occupied and raped by Japan, but also developed. Like most of the Japanese empire. Soviets blitzed the north half in the last few weeks, US did a quick landing in the south. Queue, the Korean War.

I saw that and I'm at a loss for words

image_2025-05-09_085916513.png

Very nice, Harry... What's it for?

it's from years ago