Brit/pol/ - Victor Meldrew edition

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Hello.

there were some very pretty young ladies out whilst i went to and from the hospital

Why can't they just plant a new tree lol

ignore

300 years later ....

be thankful they're not doing it at night like my old neighbour upstairs. was an absolute retard would sing at the top of his voice sometimes at 2am. he got evicted because his dad got well in my face after he insulted me mum then the police got called on him. didn't even shout, me. he was red like a tomato with rage. coppers nicked him lol and the council got the bodycam footage.

me neighbour was like that after we reported him. they can do it up to 11 and they're fine. so glad the father lashed out at me though. while he was shouting at me i had him follow me out to the front road so all the neighbours could see, feds came 5 mins later kek

I don’t belieeeeeve it.

It's time for /brit/pol to accept that "chavs" were always based and the anti chav agenda was just an anti white one
Time and time and again the people spastics on /brit/pol labelled as "chavs" were the ones fighting against bames and the zogbot police while muh based high iq right wingers cowered at home
The only reason e-right wingers hate chavvy types is because they're spergs who got bullied at school by them
Round here the chavs would only mug bames and specky autistic types they would respect you if you had a bit of muscle on you

I accept i was wrong about the ned, Can you accept your wrong about the junkie?

Chavs cheer for Ngubu. They speak like the black drill rappers they idolise.

Underclass whites are the only whites left with balls
White trash in america are based and the only ones proud enough to say nigger in public
Same with bogans in australia
Tracksuits and adidas man bags are the unofficial uniform of high t white men

this is also true
Unbelievable but true

proper cring when you see whitey in his car smoking weed listening to nigger drill music

I never hated chavs, seems like something middle class tory voters would do, while at the same time championing 'diversity'... at least they are hard workers?

britische licht...BRITISCHE LICHT!!!

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No they were cunts, they were proper thieving little shits. That woman and that disabled girl that took their lives, it was the chavs that led them to it. The Philpott bloke that burnt his children to death, chav. That girl that was kicked to death, chavs did that.

I think millennials have raised the standards to be honest.

Chavs cheer for Ngubu

No they don't
they don't care that much for sports apart from boxing and mma

They speak like the black drill rappers they idolise.

where i live they don't speak like wogs at all and talk with typical northern accents

They speak like the black drill rappers they idolise.

there are studies that show left leaning people change the way they speak when they are talking to ethnics, but conservatives usually treat everyone in the same manner. I've noticed people doing this before irl too

Sick ov:

Gazza
The ukraine
Pakistan
India

Just sick ov it all

white british underlcass are the types who built the british empire while middle class speckies were living as civil servants
the people who fought alongside francis drake and robert clive are the same people you would call chavs nowadays

Maybe they have their own relation with the bot

Lefties treat ethnics like children.

just like that cunt wellington had open disdain for his soldiers fighting under him

Never see negroes that like cats

Bullshit. The people we called chavs then would have been in the opium dens of Shadwell.

"absolute marstarklarse"

lmao

absolutely fucking shattered I am, work from home 8-4 but instead of it being chill I just did a massive deep clean, laundry, ran multiple errands outside and now Im just tired af, barely had to do any work tho. Flats clean as fuck though.

Everyone had disdain for private soldiers back in the day. Hell, the very idea of a standing army was contentious until the reality of keeping an empire full of wogs in control overruled the arguments against. The way we venerate the forces at every level now is a fairly modern idea, mostly a result of mass conscription in the First World War

The upper-class have held a strange hatred for the lower-class for centuries. It's a weird pathological hate.

Did the willy thing last night
On my own

You want to be careful about that, you'll go blind.

I still have no idea to this day how people don't understand that national socialism is a collectivist ideology. How does anyone get one page into any history text book and see things like nationalisation of large German companies, massive civil infrastructure projects like the autoban or huge sweeping public health programs and not put two and two together.

Just don't aim at your own face?

All them pin legs making alot of noise but only 2 actually doing something.

Embarrassing really, 80/90s scallys/skinheads would run the country if this was the competition.

nationalisation of large German companies

They didn't nationalise them they privatised a fuckload of the industries they inherited from the republic (including the old public banks of all things). The NatSoc position was to encourage private ownership, but owners were directed towards certain national projects, e.g. Boss (among others) famously manufacturing uniforms, or the VW Beetle being the result of a govt initiative. It was a very interesting mixed economic model, to both ensure the economy worked to the benefit of the nation, while still giving a lot of scope for individual imitative and entrepreneurship to spur on innovation which was sorely lacking in the collectivised Soviet Union

Went from LIBOR to SONIA

Gentlemen, it is Friday

Figures that britpol would relate to the low IQ dole scum segment of the population.

masturbation is a jewish tradition dating back to the times of base Hadrian.

Stripped of all stolen wealth they would develop the entire art of masturbation

aye up occunonce

Hallo, was soll dies bedeuten?

lovely stuff, I dont even mind my job 2bh, fkn piss easy, wfh so got all my chores done. So much more satisfying than neeting.

Actually the trashiest dole scum are the heroes of this nation.

kek found the free school dinners

I support occupy because his spine doesn't

you're an upstanding guy

I've done a really hard week, but still, onward and upwards. What the fuck is that image though? Is that a cgi bowl cut?

Trying to decide between a pegging session or a ball kicking fun

belt is getting smaller, Can't buy the quality anymore

put a pencil up your nose and slam your head down onto a table

Sounds awfully painful

The Ol' Frosties Finisher

multiple nights in a row cocklusting after dench's willy.
Someone needs to do a welfare check on boggy.

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Just had a bath after 9 days since I last showered
AMA

Waste of a good pencil, that.

how murky was the water?

Did you recoil in terror from them or were you confident enough to talk to some (18s and over, obviously)?

Looked alright desu, just cloudy due to copious amounts of L'Oréal Men Expert shower gel

Get a stretchy belt

for me its mint shower gel so it makes my bollocks feel proper fresh

My haul of scotch from scroatland

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Waheyyyy my post made the screenshot

I have a sore on my knob (probably from not washing) so anything fancy like that is a big no no

good idea mate
Missus has the audacity to claim i gained weight.
the audacity of this claim has not gone uncontested....

The last proposed meetup I remember was Alton Towers last year. One can only imagine the flat despair of the attendant security forces waiting for anons to appear. Unless they consoled themselves by having fun on the rides

you a /biglad/ in the making?

Was a right laugh that day, gingerlass anon gave me a blowie on oblivion

..no!

fuck!

lel so he really does work at that butero place

say what you will about that psychotic turd golem, but he can turn out a catchy tune

Well... yes.

I was a fan before the le nazi psyop begun. His output up to and including Yeszus is solid.

Elect paki MPs, get Pakistan. I'm honestly worried about rupert's safety

*Yeezus

That'd really put the turd in the punchbowl

What Adnan is saying is that the infidels can have free speech but islam is off limits.

Probably would kick off if a muzzie got Rupert

See, if you look at this from the perspective that he is an MP for Pakistan, then yes I assume it probably would be deeply worrying.

However, if you look at it from the perspective of an Englishman, then it's deeply worrying that this sort of argument over free speech is even being fielded by someone sitting in Parliament.

Adnan Hussein MP is not a Pakistani man who became a British MP; he is a Pakistani MP full stop. He is an MP for Pakistan that happens to live and work in England.

Powerful haircut. I automatically feel I trust this man with important decisions.

Sick of pisslam tbqh

the Right

what? These fuckers picketed a primary school because they didn't want the LGBT demons getting their kids.

same, nothing but trouble from day 1

He was also one of the MPs who cosigned a letter trying to get an airport built in Mirpur

I saw a 6' 3" tranny in Tesco today with it's mum or community worker doing a spot of shopping.
Not a pleasant sight tbqhwy

community worker

Quite possibly mental health worker.

Aren't they the same thing?

wahey beer o'clock

Read that as watery beer o'clock. Enjoy your fosters

I infiltrated brit/pol/ and spent one whole year in their threads, here's what I learnt...

not a lot?

Lose weight Jaba

landlord brothers

That would go well on the list.

Alri Mariana lass, get our norks out

a known homosexual is saying homosexual things

OMG
no one cares boggy, you cocklusting faggot

I infiltrated brit/pol/ and spent one whole year in their threads, here's what I learnt...

...they like din dins?

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Another video of live chickens and eggs being sold from a van in SmallHeath Birmingham.

£2.50 a chicken

Import the third world become the third world.

tbf not a bad deal, fairly cheap to become the indoor chicken farmer that jews fear

lol imagine sperging out over a stupid nigger tree. I would have cut that tree down myself to make normgroids seethe

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Nah, they'll usually be a mental health nurse for the hospital they're staying at; if the person is sectioned, they can still go out provided they're not excessively violent but may need someone with them. One of the guys at the hospital I worked at needed multiple members of staff with him because he was a bit prone to kicking off. A community assistant is like someone that goes round checking older people are okay once a week or few.

I might consider that if I was a student living in London. Just spend most of your time on campus / in cafes and then only use the house for sleeping and you're set.

Bait that starts with lol should be immediately disregarded

A community assistant is like someone that goes round checking older people are okay once a week or few.

So like that frumpy woman who used to go and check on the nonce until he got a bit 'handsy' so now he gets ngubu

ngl, the best place for a meetup is in southern ireland away from the uk govt reach.
It's like £40 from most major uk airports, far cheaper than a train or petrol for a drive.
Just go when there's a spoting event on.

How'd you like them apples security services?

It's not bait you fucking retard. Just because someone says something you don't like, doesn't mean they are baiting out a response. Hang yourself from a tree.

Price of a pint has increased in Spoons. Can't remember how much by

Hang yourself from a tree.

Can't, someone cut it down

socialist

blasphemous

bruv

Tie you to a tree and piss on your hideous pikey face

I'm not into that sort of stuff, sorry.
kek

that's not legitimate criticism

kek how have i never seen that

What's going on doon the toon, seems like there's crazy shit happening in Newcastle everyday now.

These guys would hate Marx.

democratic socialist

Figures.

gave a few good eye contact, and the age range is 16+ here, matey! (although, school uniform gives extra points).

pity

You rang?

is suicide based and faustian

Plane caught fire as pilot confused left and right

weird how they won't name the pilot isn't it?
what are the odds the pilots name would be something like nugubu oonabookawawu?

Saw a clip of a paki get taken down by police after charging them after getting caught trying to snatch a child in geordieland

One nice application of AI would be to just have it read the last couple of decades worth of these articles, police reports and court rulings and have it summarise them as alleged crime / outcome for a compare and contrast when someone burns a bible and its then claimed to be "a freedom of artistic expression", for example.

But I think I might be overfinking that since the outcome is pretty much inevitable even staring thousands of prior examples and pure statistics in the face as defence evidence. The kangaroo courts for the southport protests being a flawless example.

muh, expensive whiskey meme

It's pretty cool outside for this time of year in me parts, laddy.. ad to use me hoodie the other night

Thank you, bong-father for doing God's work!

I can do 20 full rom pullups and im not a skeleton

Their shares have taken a tiny dip after skyrocketing for the last few years?
Shareholders are never happy. Chasing them is a dead end.

tranny doesnt have a real fanny

Didn't a paki try snatching a kid in Birmingham on the same day. 310 days of labour, 0 gangs smashed.

my uncle also bus man he is driver. sometimes he get death threats but never rape. stay strong bus is hard job.

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fundamental rights

lol lmao

They are desperate to be oppressed.

Pete North and Steve Laws autistically debating remigration Vs deportations on x when homeland will never win a general election in a million years

The ardmore and tamnavulin were reasonably priced at £20 a bottle. The signatory is a macallan 15 year old purchased for £53. So not that expensive really.

politics is all fake and a waste of time

Steve laws glows

How much pip would trannies accept to not be trannies anymore. We need an actual monetary figure they'd accept to be normal

Almost like it's their fetish

the best place for a meetup is in southern ireland

Opress your inner opressor

They told me it was enabling this contrarian faggots

Bathrooms and children seem to come high on the list

Steve Laws

He's a good lad.

No thanks.

the Irish built Britain, anyway I think chavs are scum, pikeys are ok though they only care about themselves and their families and about a few hundred people , perfect social grouping sociology Dunbar's number . They may have grudgin respect and exchanges with other pikey groups but otherwise remain stable

The man walking down a street to his job where he spends 20-30% of his time working for the government and 20% on top of that on all purchases and £3-4,000 a year on council tax is the real idiot

HAPPENING: Aaron backs Bill Gates over Musk

Hope Ash and co were seething over reform even though they are milquetoast as fuck

the Irish built Britain

prob were

no its cringe and gay

the Irish built Britain,

Couldn't even work out how to grow wheat on their own

The Irish were British till the 20th century

the Irish built Britain

When are they going to build Ireland?

Why didn't they learn to fish instead?

or you could address my argument

The duality of man

ngl i feel like shit

Every Irishman who has ever achieved anything of note has been Anglo-Irish.

welfare needs ReformUK

Why are they afraid of making necessary cuts

looool boggy and josh are both cocklusting faggots they should totally hook up and lust after eachother cockingly

Based Keef should purge them all and remove the whip, no mercy

Based Starmer should cut pensions. Imagine the boomer seethe as they're wheeled into a BAME nursing home

State still has to pay for nursing home care

He should cut that too

honestly if he removes the triple lock I'll regard him as a king

Would also result in a Reform landslide election win

Start with the workshy dossers and progress from there

He could. They don't need the pensioner vote anymore.

Doleys pointing at the elderly lol They have no shame

The useless eaters are probably goinng to get hit first.
No voting value in them really.

Pensioners are workshy dossers, they're supposed to die only a few years after retirement but slog on for another 20 existing and being a burden
The triple lock is obscene, and I forget just how recently it was introduced, a desperate bribe from Dave at a time when everyone was supposed to be belt tightening

more brother wars

I miss him lads.

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The fat slaphead thought Abdul was his best mate working to pay his bennies. Now he finds out boatwogs are eating £15.3 billion into his meagre handout and he's likely to lose the lot to a billion incoming jeets.

Based. At least the elderly people have worked.

It's not going to happen.
Needs to be done regardless.

Build a logans run esque society where white people are liquidated at pension age to ensure abdul lives comfy

Useless eaters are an essential part of r economy. Without them consuming, the GDP would go down.

Give neet pips to pakis for slave labour. Immediately save billions of quid

Don't worry, the incoming jeets will pay for the pensions...

Swap them for Lucy. Two in, one out

There never was. Everyone hates dole dossers. Even dole dossers hate dole dossers. Biggest change is this is going to be on ethnic grounds going forward and the white dosser is in a minority. Bames will have no qualms about cutting white dossers off. They're just too stupid to see it

Josh is a paedophile who runs a paedophile network with sosban, dench and dago and they share CP on their discord. Josh was banned from the brincord for posting CP there and he uses a paedophile proxy site to post CP here too.

Yet another weekend and the very second wagies get let out their cagies they rush to brit/pol/ and seethe over neets.

Rent

Fucking

Free

threads go slower these days because police have been slowly taking posters out for the past few months. Mainstream media doesn't tell you this.

have gamer group 5 years running

membership ebbs and flows but core is British

some LGBT because gaming

gatekept some migrant arabs, dodged bullets (muslims + gaza and gay members)

migrant eastern euro joins

then another

and another

leave for a month (family matters are shit to deal with), hand off control

come back to a mess

as described by everyone but with their own interpretation:

migrant euros are "liberal", aka self entitled "I mvst be allowed anywhere and everyone should be included!"

we always split into likeminded subgroups for MMO raids and board games, no-one had a problem with this before

lefties of the group agree with migrants on ideological grounds

ball picked up and gone home with

everyone stopped showing up for games, all talk replaced with politics

group itself disintegrating

>centrists sperged out at leftists, centrists quit group (includes LGBT)

>nationalist euros only play in twos

>migrant euros + some lefties are now in discord groups playing a new game with the migrant arabs from before, the migrant euros are friends with the migrant arabs I don't even know how

>remainder "hibernating" until group improves

I don't know what to do. I pay for our group space and it's been taken over by migrants so I can't ban them. No-one has forced the issue of revoking the arab ban yet but now their enemies have left the group, the people no-one else had problems with before now, I won't be able to say "No" without upsetting I don't know how many members.
If I "remade" the group and reinvited members, I feel like they'd bring back the migrants or tell them about it and cause drama. It won't be solved by the migrants making their own group - they're pro-piracy and literally had all the games we play with them paid for by other members, they're leeches.
It's like I was the only thing keeping it all together until I had to leave in April.
I don't want to start again to find new frens.

Spook agencies didn't even have to spend a penny because they have two autists who do it day in day out for free. And they don't even have to deal with judges for warrants either.

What the hell are you going on about lad

what the fuck is a gamer group

this nigga nonces ducks

slower

Didn't they catch 9 just a couple of days ago?

Is that Hackney?

The (You) farmer is struggling. People just ignore him. He's turning more and more to gpt to self soothe his npd.

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is like going to Knowsley safari park with the monkeys that hang on to your car

The threads are slow because it's been the same shite for years shitting up the threads.

Exactly like monkeys in a safari park. Those women had no idea how much danger they were actually in.

they made it all about politics

Why do I feel like you also had a hand in this?

You didn't make one

Knowsley Safari park

have group

brits

migrants come in

destroy group and lefties help them

group's shit now

I sad

Do you not play with people you can't meet IRL?

I was literally away for a month.
:(

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I was talking about how much I hate gays jews arabs and niggers with a bulgarian, portugueseian, pole, and a gay black brazilian last night

j-j-JOSH

Wagecucks have no other "arguments" and even then they're not right lmao.

anylad up ITG pumping the bird tonight?

Clean it up janny

I don't have any advice for you lad

depends. These things are spontaneous

migrants show up and ruin everything

He's been posting that image for 5 hours now

holy shit imagine being this sad

I met a lot of great friends in random chat rooms on msn, teamspeak and etc but since around marriage I only speak rarely and it's never to play games anymore. I don't get it, it's like our great friendship died and only the memories live on.

If I were you, i'd make your own group all over again and make sure it's private and only include those you want to be around. if the leeches come for blood then have a motte and bailey, they can stay in the moat where they belong and you take the high ground with friends to remember.

I don’t believe it

Won't splinter with the actual lads

Instead cry about it on brit/pol/

While the yuros leech off the server that you're paying for

Namefags and people who obsess over namefags are one and the same.

forcing a made up meme this hard

Sad cunt

Friday night and he's an alcoholic. It's not going to get better.

How does that logic even work?

The welfare system isn't broken because of dossers and chavs they've always been a thing it's broken because a billion pakis who've never paid into the system are getting benefits the second they land.

The money paid to benniemongs including the pakis is something like 3x less than money paid into pensions. That's also not including the boomers that are also on bennies.

It'll make more desperate people looking for work whilst competing with the millions imported and soon to be imported from more conflicts. It'd be easier to close down the NHS for a few years and close the borders with deportations.

Actually maybe it would work, those desperate people would be angrier than anything at having to compete for work (there is none) whilst having wogs fattening up.

He's borderline retarded. There's no alcohol involved. Just a very sad middle aged man trying desperately to connect to other humans in any way he can

That's the truth. The system simply can't sustain pensions. There are too many of them. It's like an upside-down pyramid scheme.

Have you got a solution that doesn't result in dead nans?

trying desperately to connect to other humans in any way he can

I thought he was supposed to be the hermit?

based
but they need to field better opposition candidates to stand a chance of not re-electing the paki

It's secretly kier starmer the granny killer, he wants to make us mad at old white people instead of smelly indians

due to comments by complete idiots I will no longer be taking part in this discussion

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London is majority ethnic a white person doesn't stand a chance of winning mayor anymore.

I was on about the other cunt but it applies to both.

They imported the third world so it's not my problem.

imagine Kemi will be all over this

Decent petition. Millions of forrens are legally allowed to vote in our elections, so the rest of the country should be allowed to vote in London's.

You’re poor and you smell.
Everyone slows down to look at car crashes.

He looks like me in terms of fashion but older

Were you raised by a single parent?

the Irish built Britain

Good fucking riddance.

Another tragic attempt to eek out an emotional response from somebody. (You) farming in another guise.

#Steeredclear

thick globs of custard cum

That's a meme but ok
it's just not majority "White British"
still mostly white though. But yes, also londonistan but the only reason Khan kept winning is because they put up mongs and pedos in opposition to him

you're a gay nonce

making new

legend. Make it a good one. No BBC links

its literally just bbc links

new

Nobody would ever take advantage of the system like that

feds

nigger