Brit/pol/ - Reginald Dwight edition

I've watched an hour of that America-Britain school swap documentary, this is what it has shown:

American town

homogeneous culture and identity

safe streets

tight-knit community

people are nice

edgelord kids say nigger at school

London

lesbian couples

mixed race couples

murals of black people on dilapidated buildings

kids banned from school for carrying knives

black history month assemblies about black contributions to civil rights

barely any white people at the school

people are cunts

Where would (you) rather live?

loads of young, beautiful ladies while i went to the hospital today

buys items wrapped in plastic

extra 50p for the plastic bag

mfw

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fuckk being wheelchair disabled must be kino for binge drinking

is Elton dead? I liked that Rocket Dancer song

Collecting golliwogs

Not quite but he has a chronic sore bum

You well gave me quite a right fright mate. 'ad to check Anon Babble to see if there was a sticky icky yeah.

Man finna buss

isn't that just the aids?

You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.

theres gonna be a balloon in your canteen, youre responsible for it, take it to the next thread, gotta start puttin in that work

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ehh, me fuckin daughter just died she did, don't film me you can't

fookin ell can't film me you can't gunna chuck a fookin bo'ell at yous me I am

Charlie getting crackheads arrested and ruining their weekend

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Lmao dead general

That's where they all work apparently.

become ungovernable

he runs that wing, the new bronson

Get with the program or get your wig split

morning lads

I'm surprised no ones snapped that little twigglet yet.

Stolen that golliwog story idea

I'm unironically liking it. It's an effective protest song that has cut-through potential

Watching MOBLAND, 20 minutes in
So far:

Tom Hardy is good, acting as a Hardy

brosnan is cringe

The rest of it is bollocks
Theme song taken straight off radio 1's current 6pm show. This zoomer band shit on the stone roses but have the same drivel. is a good song but doesn't fit

It's an effective protest song

It's a braindamaged negro rambling about losing his kids

ok, why did he lose his kids?

this

they must keep him under some sort of protection

can't watch that jew shit

Pay-per-view Battle royale NOW

Threw boiling water at one according to another anons post

Did the prison employee misgender him or something?

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Is he still malding?

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I'm somewhat disappointed that he hasn't had his throat cut ngl

He only started with the jew stuff a few months after the divorce and custody settlement. He got a shit custody deal because western divorce courts favour women (and also he's a braindamaged negro with a long and public history of erratic behaviour)

Blackpilling

Prisons are full of muzzies.

DEI niggers being high functioning AI chatbot trainers

I'm always amazed how much information they can absorb and still be mentally retarded

youtube.com/watch?v=1PDmyZfwUQI

Yes absolutely, it's the very definition of artistic expression, a brave thrust at the heat of power, blaspheming unabashedly. My opinion of him as an artist is forever transformed.

Someone called him a propper Welshman

Ah, I didn't scan the thread first. I just saw it on the big bullshit corporation' news.

Bring back the death penalty

I bet channel 4 tried their best to make the American town look like a proper horrible place to live, as well.

Worse, he said his singing was like listening to a sack of drowning kittens. Apparently in the valleys, that is the equivalent of a pikey calling another pikey a sausage. Like a racial slur or something.

Didnt another migrant prisoner attack a guard the other week

that way of shit happening is long gone, most prisons are full of muslims who will do you in UNLESS you convert, then you are protected

I imagine it happens most weeks

Not completely, they showed the nice aspects of their way of life, like the community and their sort of rural lifestyle, but they definitely lean into the "Americans are crazy religious hillbillies who hate blacks for no reason". It's subtle, obviously, but definitely there. Tbh you'd have to be a mentalist to watch it a think South London is a preferable place to live.

It's a paramount+ show. My main issue with some of these is they feel forced and only exist to get a bunch of high profile actors together to sell it

The brother of lad who set off a bomb in Manchester attacked somebody the other week. I think.

100% VIP wing, he's chilling with the nonces.

bit ridiculous tbqh even from the states ultra liberal point of view to keep him alive or not atleast in permanent solitary confinement.

Hypothetically, would that change if Starmer imprisoned thousands of white middle class people for hate crimes?

giving prisoners access to boiling water

Fucking why? Especially the ones that are murderers and extremely violent.

inb4 muh hooman rights

Boiling water isn't a human right. Just pull a Bukele.

yeah and now all the screws want to have tasers.

Mobland has fentanyl involved which is pretty good. That's been picking up in use here over the last 4 years. we'll be Canada levels soon. All the crackheads and supported living doles are on fent these days

I'm sure they'll be evenly distributed so they don't have the luxury of forming a majority.
Most won't be muh hardened criminals either.

I couldn't believe they DIDN'T already have tasers. What the fuck do they do when something kicks off?

pile on them up and put them in the he-man suit

He's on the VIP wing with the terrorists and nonces, there is no way to get to him without major corruption.

it's a fucking banger, don't like the intro but the rest of it is amazing and it works on many levels, they'll probably kill him for it but it will only make the legend grow, nigger heil hitler

What the fuck do they do when something kicks off?

Get their heads kicked in, mainly

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run away and call in the nationals to sort it out.

which is basically the same screws, except with helmets on

Fucking hell.
There was that lass recently too that was shagging some major crime boss.
She joined the prison service and 6 years later ran the place. Very organic.
By organic I mean full of cum.

not quite, they are ascended from screws, all they do all day is workout and train riot situations while on call for this shit.

sometimes they just abseil in from the roof for the fuck of it.

She joined the prison service and 6 years later ran the place.

Prison staff have shit high attrition rates these days, the median across the whole of HMPS is just 4 years service. In 2017, it was 12 years. Just sticking around for 6 years makes you a fucking old timer

abolish prisons

Simon Mann, mercenary who was jailed for leading an attempted coup in Equatorial Guinea

Old schoolmates recalled that at Eton he was always planning African coups at the back of the class

What a lad

Not worth watching a film or series without a vision. These shows are just produced by a committee of liberal jews and DEI career people, but people will still pay their subscription services for the big name actors I guess. One thing you can say about harvey weinstein is at least his films had a vision, not just corporate slop.

based

lord miles could never

Need to copy how el salvador treats their criminals tbqh

pure anglo will to power

(((mann)))

Am can store all the computer data ever produced by the entire human race on less than two cells in my body. Factoid. Josh BTFO'd. Fact. Yes it is = FACT.
youtube.com/watch?v=U_PkjXwh4bc

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How does he have access to boiling water in a maximum security prison ffs

prisoners have a legal right to a kettle in their cell I shit you not

Why is he even here

brinnies trying to make things about me again

kek get a life

Happy Cinco de Mayo week lads

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Where was the coup going to be? In Africa or here?

Nigguh HEIL Hitluh
Nigguh HEIL Hitluh

On 7 March 2004, Mann is alleged to have led the 2004 Equatorial Guinea coup attempt. He was arrested by Zimbabwean police in Harare airport[1][2] along with 64 other mercenaries.[3][4] He eventually served three years of a four-year prison sentence in Zimbabwe,[5] and less than two years of a 34+1⁄3-year sentence in Equatorial Guinea.[6][7][8][9][10]

It was the one with Thatcher's son

A right to a cup of tea and the means to make it.

In a letter from prison on 31 March, Simon Mann told his wife, Amanda, and his legal team:

"Our situation is not good and it is very URGENT. It may be that getting us out comes down to a large splodge of wonga! Of course investors did not think this would happen. Did !? .... They [the lawyers] get no reply from Smelly and Scratcher [who] asked them to ring back after the Grand Prix race was over!......We need heavy influence of the sort that ... Smelly, Scratcher ... David Hart and it needs to be used heavily and now. Once we get into a real trial scenario we are fucked."

"Scratcher" is thought to be Sir Mark Thatcher and "Smelly" Ely Calil.

Proper lads' holiday

You’ve been singing this in the shower haven’t you, Autistlad?

Starmer brought his dad here 20 years ago kek

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NEW: Southport murderer Axel Rudakubana threw boiling water over a prison officer at HMP Belmarsh yesterday

He is on the same unit as the Manchester Arena terrorist who stabbed three officers at HMP Frankland last month

A probe is now underway into how he got hold of boiling water to throw at the guard, who survived

Source: "His regime will now be incredibly strict and he will barely come into contact with anyone and will be fed through a hatch."

Sky News reports that he was in his cell at the time and allegedly used a kettle in the room to heat water, which he then poured over the officer

Prisoners in the UK, distinct to many other countries, have a legal right to have kettles provided in their cells

FREE THE MANDEM! This could cause so much trouble over the years, he's so young with decades to serve, endlessly causing trouble. Just like the rape gangs are a canker at the root of the British social contract so too r Axel will be seen as a cancer that will fuel regime hatred until based anti colonial mostly peaceful protesters eventually break in and lynch him

The 'whole life sentence' is just retarded on the face of it, innit? Any argument about rehabilitation or whatever immediately goes out the window, and now it's just, "we've got to keep him around because uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

will now

Ffs

Machete mass murder gang boss, wasnt he

>Prisoners in the UK, distinct to many other countries, have a legal right to have kettles provided in their cells

FOR FUCKS SAKE

My, those Welshmen have quite the temper don't they.

Feeling quite proud of myself today. Drove to the nearest town, parked up, and walked to what I saw on google maps was quite a run-down area on the outskirts. Took a while for me to feel at ease but finally built up the courage and had a conversation with a working class person.

Why aren't El Salvador style prisons an option for the worst of the worst? Bonus points if it's on a cold island.

I remember some anons working it out that he will live to see freedom and gods knows what state the country will be then and what fury will be levelled at him and the government that has to let him go, he's tied to the anti colonial mostly peaceful protests and a totem of British dispossession so he isn't just another murderous crim

Thanks to anon who recommended the dip ratio early. It were just on the spot it were.

is it bad thinking 16 year old women look the most attractive? (legally)?

many such cases

It can't be because of young boy buggary -- since the Royal Navy allows that.

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The common argument against capital punishment is "but what if you arrested the wrong bloke", which doesn't show much faith in our legal system. But also as you say if someone keeps attacking everyone in prison then
Oh but if you were falsely imprisoned then you would fight for freedom, and be justified to do so, in which case I guess "but what if you arrested the wrong bloke" still applies.

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We've got to keep him around because some lawyers say we have to

no probs. Cant beat a KFC

trying to force e-drama in a thread where the lads are talking about real issues and behaving

filtered

Droopys had him seething all day kek

kek, when the song ends and he says it too

technically you only want capital punishment to be eligable for use when your government isn't actively hostile to its native population kek

you do that all the time

You can release someone wrongly imprisoned, you can't resurrect a corpse

Faggot been seething since 2pm lol
Samefagging and paedo proxy hopping and crying about "Bogdan" multiple times lol

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no I don't
I never instigate
filtered

yeah, I totally disagree with his race denial but he's good on the jq

Yes, if you're over 18

I witness what goes on here. You're just as diry as the lads you complain about so pipedown.

I think Farage will be the next PM

thanks for the upvotes
I just want to say I never expeced this to get the traction it did and if you're interested I have a youtube channel on more subhects

ok i'm turning of replies for now, peace out

people on GB news cheering at the idea of hanging a nigger

The overton window is real whether you like it or not

Come on, Olukemi isn't that bad of a leader

The best argument against the rope is not trusting the fucking govt, judiciary and popo. Fuck handing that bunch caoital powers.

clews has just come out with a entryism strategy, we should all join reform as there isn't really any other viable strategy for nationalists right now and all the small parties are just fragging the nationalist vote, I think he's right

Context?

Evening, Silver Fox Hot Takes

What are your thoughts on a prison workforce? I think its a good idea tbqh, but the pay is shite and there should be a different incentive

Weren't lawyers what outlawed it, that was all Labour politicians

Based Abolition of Britain enjoyer

night lads

Rest in peace.

my arse is squacking for a length

He's just troubled m8.

I've had a chat with a real life counter terrorism intelligence agent who was jovially telling me how all he had to do was look at the Manchester arena bombers and he could tell straight away

he's learning disabled

The kind that also makes them stab police officers and empty kettles full of boiling water over them.

Justd...
Support.

Support.

Support.

All they need.

youtu.be/D9k5IhMrN_g
i have no idea what clews is

Silver Fox Hot Takes

i have no idea what this is but i gave up after 10 seconds

What did josh mean by this?
Did he forget to swap IDs on his Pedo proxy site first? Did he mean to use a different flag perhaps? Maybe a Confederate one?

i think a Sitcom would be more fitting, is this the third in a week?

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rub some butter into your bellend to stop it from cracking

Porridge: The Next Generation

They were passing round a photo of your dad

I don't think it'd be a good idea desu because it'd incentivise the state to increase rates of sentencing and stuff so they could induct cheap workers into the program to work at the behest of companies. politicians and other officials would take obvious backhanders to ensure this was the case just like in the US where laws are literally designed to incriminate and charge you so you bring more capital to the prison system and subsequent work programs that benefit corporations

ideally if we didn't have the rates of corruption that we do it'd be a good idea as long as the in-prison employment was technically considered a form of training for entry-level employment upon release and there was a secondary layer where prisons work with employers to get "reformed" and newly trained convicts into employment so they don't fall back into criminality as soon as they leave prison like so many do

I baked a tiramisu today

corrr

I have ointment for that

So Josh was willy poster all along?

it already exists, prisons can be contracted to set up workshops for things like laundry for local business and I know prisoners also make sandbags for the military.
problem is prisoners often just rob whatever they can so it's a bit shit.

nah mate, i don't believe you. i'm 32

Little Jack Horner sitting on the corner
With no shoes and clothes
This ain't funny, but he took his money
And sniffed it up his nose

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He posts stuff with Confederate flags and blames it on Bogdan. He posts posts and blames it on random anons. Not all weird how dago sosban dench etc only appear when he's here? It's all him and his mental elves because he's a sad pedo nonce. He's been seething for 10 hours now under different IDs

bit concerning

they've got welding workshops, plastic molding, powder coating etc.
all sorts of stuff gets made in prisons here.

Anyone roun here like darkies?

lmfao

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Fucking immigrants still taking r jobs even after they've been locked up for stabbin.

Bum babies

This he posts shit and then samefags on several IDs and says look what (you) said. But it's all him. Then he plays other roles and says haha josh won etc. sad fat nonce

Aye lad

oh yeah they have a big signs advertising PREP over the meds hatch and you can get "sex packs" which include condoms and lube.

not really, ive had relations with many women and i distinctly remember my 16 yo gf when i was 25 being the most gooey love-filled fulfilling relationship i ever had. not to mention i had to slowly acclimatise her downstairs over a few weeks to have proper sex.

proper good mate, wished I hadn't of fumbled it really, i love her still.

really? never knew that
yeah that makes sense, I think everyone should have to learn something in there or be made to contribute in some regard though unpaid or not, also bring back the death penalty imo, or have that 3 strike system the yanks do to discourage repeat offenders

bumming is rare in prison

Haha. Yea so based lad yea. I fucking love brit/pol e-celebs me.

Might buy a Skoda. Might not haven't decided yet

davis clews of unity news network, he's a based jock and one of the most cogent we have on the right and he's pretty funny too, his rtommy impressions are hilarious, checkhim out on rumble

1pbtid

You're a fat paedo
Stay mad fatty it's been fun watching you seethe on multiple IDs

Bought a Tescos meal deal today. Dont normally get 'em, like, but it was impulsive, becuase what I really wanted was a couple of boiled eggs. You know those plastic pots you get in the snack section? Two boiled eggs- lovely!

So I got the eggs, a meat Delicatessen sandwich, and a Purdey's Elixir Vitae energy drink. Didn't really need the other stuff, but it was worth it to get me eggs cheap.

Boiught 'em, went out, sat in the car, opened my eggs-

One. Egg.

An occasional treat more than anything else

yeah the other anon is right that we already have prison workforces but the us' version is pretty much a massive industry unto itself and is way more extensive. we really don't want to go down that road. especially not where we're going politically and demographically

What about in greenhouses

rape is rare, bumming is not.
yeah man, look it up. Especially the cat Ds, there you can get a job in the community and return to the prison after your shift in the evening.
they get to keep about 60% of the earned wage.

used to love a good scotch eggy from tesco me
they taste like crap now for some reason im not sure what they've done but they're awful now. I also used to like their honey muss chicken pasta and now the chicken is barely there and horrid. the world i grew up in no longer exists

you know what mate i went down the hospital and i got a meal deal from the wh smiths. it was 2 quid dearer but the sandwich (chicken triple) was a lot better than Tesco to be fair

talking to himself hours

Sad fat slaphead

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The Hitler meal deal

pro tip : boil your own eggs

another day in Leeds

see five mulattoes on one street

This place has convinced me it may be necessary to leave this country

You certainly are a fat paedo. It's been fun watching you melt down on multiple IDs.

he's doing it again

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Can just imagine you sat in the car all disappointed looking at it.

Can't.

Too hot.

surprised we haven't had another major prison riot tbqh, what do you propose then?
thats my reading for tonight sorted, nice one

Hurrrr Meal Deals lads hurrrr am I right?!..hurrrr

i'm sorry for your loss

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in regards to what exactly? what problem do you think we have that needs a proposal?

It's all the synthetic emulsifying agent they put in the ultra cheap sauces. Ultra cheap mayonnaise is the same.

They also use that ultra shitty precooked, frozen, cubed chicken that's massively pumped with water and gelling agents.

99% of the time you're better off just saving the money and using it to buy your own ingredients.

our prison system not imploding due to the constant influx of wogs that despise us and everything we stand for
then again keir seems happy to let them run free and jail brits for mean words on twitter instead

just put them in orange jumpsuits and sensory deprivation trials.

why are you surprised when the prison system is run by liberal women and full of his mates

if the issue stems from population explosion, particularly in regards to migration, then the only solution is to cease migration and begin deportation, simple as. maybe even to second gen migrants

man burning book

Custody

man kicking him and swiping with a knife

Bailed

bike man who also kicked him

Gone

where did he get the knife from? and the man who kicked him is obviously an illegal, they never leave a trace

name's Axel, I'm a certified hassle
Chasin' your girl like a wolf or a jackal
Click-clack—feds pull up, try to shackle
Me before I loot, no time for the raffle

Step in court clean, tailored suit, yeah
Grinnin’ at the judge like, "What’s the truth here?"
He throw time, but I don't flinch, I’m free mentally
Your boy got a grudge ‘cause I kill it so relentlessly

Yeah but two-tier policing is just a crazy, far-right conspiracy theory.

what prisoners need is a union
kek

now he's ragebaiting

Quelle surprise

top kek
thats a dream mate, dont ever see that happening
absolute shitshow

declare a strike

all go home

prison can't stop you, because you legally can't be forced to return from a strike

even lily / chatGPT thinks we need to forcibly remigrate both first and second gen migrants kek

Keir Starmer

Llama farmer

Paki charmer

Jew calmer

Wrongthink disarmer

You're a wog and a paedophile, no wonder you're best mates with josh ngl

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i'm surprised it hasn't been censored on that topic, i thought the devs stopped it having wrongthink

Samefagging nonce
Talking to himself on an ID that has 6 posts and all but one reply to him, that appeared at the same time as him.

Sad fat cunt fuck off back to tumblr