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Brit/pol/ - Reginald Dwight edition
I've watched an hour of that America-Britain school swap documentary, this is what it has shown:
American town
homogeneous culture and identity
safe streets
tight-knit community
people are nice
edgelord kids say nigger at school
London
lesbian couples
mixed race couples
murals of black people on dilapidated buildings
kids banned from school for carrying knives
black history month assemblies about black contributions to civil rights
barely any white people at the school
people are cunts
Where would (you) rather live?
loads of young, beautiful ladies while i went to the hospital today
buys items wrapped in plastic
extra 50p for the plastic bag
mfw
fuckk being wheelchair disabled must be kino for binge drinking
is Elton dead? I liked that Rocket Dancer song
Collecting golliwogs
Not quite but he has a chronic sore bum
You well gave me quite a right fright mate. 'ad to check Anon Babble to see if there was a sticky icky yeah.
Is this art?
Man finna buss
isn't that just the aids?
You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.
theres gonna be a balloon in your canteen, youre responsible for it, take it to the next thread, gotta start puttin in that work
Axel on a mad one
ehh, me fuckin daughter just died she did, don't film me you can't
fookin ell can't film me you can't gunna chuck a fookin bo'ell at yous me I am
Charlie getting crackheads arrested and ruining their weekend
Lmao dead general
That's where they all work apparently.
become ungovernable
he runs that wing, the new bronson
Get with the program or get your wig split
I'm surprised no ones snapped that little twigglet yet.
Stolen that golliwog story idea
I'm unironically liking it. It's an effective protest song that has cut-through potential
Watching MOBLAND, 20 minutes in
So far:
Tom Hardy is good, acting as a Hardy
brosnan is cringe
The rest of it is bollocks
Theme song taken straight off radio 1's current 6pm show. This zoomer band shit on the stone roses but have the same drivel. is a good song but doesn't fit
It's an effective protest song
It's a braindamaged negro rambling about losing his kids
ok, why did he lose his kids?
this
they must keep him under some sort of protection
can't watch that jew shit
That Welsh choir boy has apparently stabbed/slashed a prison employee.
Pay-per-view Battle royale NOW
Threw boiling water at one according to another anons post
Did the prison employee misgender him or something?
Is he still malding?
I'm somewhat disappointed that he hasn't had his throat cut ngl
He only started with the jew stuff a few months after the divorce and custody settlement. He got a shit custody deal because western divorce courts favour women (and also he's a braindamaged negro with a long and public history of erratic behaviour)
Blackpilling
Prisons are full of muzzies.
DEI niggers being high functioning AI chatbot trainers
I'm always amazed how much information they can absorb and still be mentally retarded
Yes absolutely, it's the very definition of artistic expression, a brave thrust at the heat of power, blaspheming unabashedly. My opinion of him as an artist is forever transformed.
Someone called him a propper Welshman
Ah, I didn't scan the thread first. I just saw it on the big bullshit corporation' news.
Bring back the death penalty
I bet channel 4 tried their best to make the American town look like a proper horrible place to live, as well.
Worse, he said his singing was like listening to a sack of drowning kittens. Apparently in the valleys, that is the equivalent of a pikey calling another pikey a sausage. Like a racial slur or something.
Didnt another migrant prisoner attack a guard the other week
that way of shit happening is long gone, most prisons are full of muslims who will do you in UNLESS you convert, then you are protected
I imagine it happens most weeks
Not completely, they showed the nice aspects of their way of life, like the community and their sort of rural lifestyle, but they definitely lean into the "Americans are crazy religious hillbillies who hate blacks for no reason". It's subtle, obviously, but definitely there. Tbh you'd have to be a mentalist to watch it a think South London is a preferable place to live.
It's a paramount+ show. My main issue with some of these is they feel forced and only exist to get a bunch of high profile actors together to sell it
The brother of lad who set off a bomb in Manchester attacked somebody the other week. I think.
100% VIP wing, he's chilling with the nonces.
bit ridiculous tbqh even from the states ultra liberal point of view to keep him alive or not atleast in permanent solitary confinement.
Hypothetically, would that change if Starmer imprisoned thousands of white middle class people for hate crimes?
giving prisoners access to boiling water
Fucking why? Especially the ones that are murderers and extremely violent.
inb4 muh hooman rights
Boiling water isn't a human right. Just pull a Bukele.
yeah and now all the screws want to have tasers.
Mobland has fentanyl involved which is pretty good. That's been picking up in use here over the last 4 years. we'll be Canada levels soon. All the crackheads and supported living doles are on fent these days
I'm sure they'll be evenly distributed so they don't have the luxury of forming a majority.
Most won't be muh hardened criminals either.
I couldn't believe they DIDN'T already have tasers. What the fuck do they do when something kicks off?
pile on them up and put them in the he-man suit
He's on the VIP wing with the terrorists and nonces, there is no way to get to him without major corruption.
it's a fucking banger, don't like the intro but the rest of it is amazing and it works on many levels, they'll probably kill him for it but it will only make the legend grow, nigger heil hitler
What the fuck do they do when something kicks off?
Get their heads kicked in, mainly
run away and call in the nationals to sort it out.
which is basically the same screws, except with helmets on
Fucking hell.
There was that lass recently too that was shagging some major crime boss.
She joined the prison service and 6 years later ran the place. Very organic.
By organic I mean full of cum.
not quite, they are ascended from screws, all they do all day is workout and train riot situations while on call for this shit.
sometimes they just abseil in from the roof for the fuck of it.
She joined the prison service and 6 years later ran the place.
Prison staff have shit high attrition rates these days, the median across the whole of HMPS is just 4 years service. In 2017, it was 12 years. Just sticking around for 6 years makes you a fucking old timer
abolish prisons
Simon Mann, mercenary who was jailed for leading an attempted coup in Equatorial Guinea
Old schoolmates recalled that at Eton he was always planning African coups at the back of the class
What a lad
Not worth watching a film or series without a vision. These shows are just produced by a committee of liberal jews and DEI career people, but people will still pay their subscription services for the big name actors I guess. One thing you can say about harvey weinstein is at least his films had a vision, not just corporate slop.
based
lord miles could never
Need to copy how el salvador treats their criminals tbqh
pure anglo will to power
(((mann)))
I’m pretty fucking tired of it all
Am can store all the computer data ever produced by the entire human race on less than two cells in my body. Factoid. Josh BTFO'd. Fact. Yes it is = FACT.
youtube.com
How does he have access to boiling water in a maximum security prison ffs
prisoners have a legal right to a kettle in their cell I shit you not
Why is he even here
Happy Cinco de Mayo week lads
Where was the coup going to be? In Africa or here?
Nigguh HEIL Hitluh
Nigguh HEIL Hitluh
On 7 March 2004, Mann is alleged to have led the 2004 Equatorial Guinea coup attempt. He was arrested by Zimbabwean police in Harare airport[1][2] along with 64 other mercenaries.[3][4] He eventually served three years of a four-year prison sentence in Zimbabwe,[5] and less than two years of a 34+1⁄3-year sentence in Equatorial Guinea.[6][7][8][9][10]
It was the one with Thatcher's son
A right to a cup of tea and the means to make it.
In a letter from prison on 31 March, Simon Mann told his wife, Amanda, and his legal team:
"Our situation is not good and it is very URGENT. It may be that getting us out comes down to a large splodge of wonga! Of course investors did not think this would happen. Did !? .... They [the lawyers] get no reply from Smelly and Scratcher [who] asked them to ring back after the Grand Prix race was over!......We need heavy influence of the sort that ... Smelly, Scratcher ... David Hart and it needs to be used heavily and now. Once we get into a real trial scenario we are fucked."
"Scratcher" is thought to be Sir Mark Thatcher and "Smelly" Ely Calil.
Proper lads' holiday
You’ve been singing this in the shower haven’t you, Autistlad?
Starmer brought his dad here 20 years ago kek
xcancel.com
NEW: Southport murderer Axel Rudakubana threw boiling water over a prison officer at HMP Belmarsh yesterday
He is on the same unit as the Manchester Arena terrorist who stabbed three officers at HMP Frankland last month
A probe is now underway into how he got hold of boiling water to throw at the guard, who survived
Source: "His regime will now be incredibly strict and he will barely come into contact with anyone and will be fed through a hatch."
Sky News reports that he was in his cell at the time and allegedly used a kettle in the room to heat water, which he then poured over the officer
Prisoners in the UK, distinct to many other countries, have a legal right to have kettles provided in their cells
FREE THE MANDEM! This could cause so much trouble over the years, he's so young with decades to serve, endlessly causing trouble. Just like the rape gangs are a canker at the root of the British social contract so too r Axel will be seen as a cancer that will fuel regime hatred until based anti colonial mostly peaceful protesters eventually break in and lynch him
kek
The 'whole life sentence' is just retarded on the face of it, innit? Any argument about rehabilitation or whatever immediately goes out the window, and now it's just, "we've got to keep him around because uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
will now
Ffs
Machete mass murder gang boss, wasnt he
>Prisoners in the UK, distinct to many other countries, have a legal right to have kettles provided in their cells
FOR FUCKS SAKE
My, those Welshmen have quite the temper don't they.
Feeling quite proud of myself today. Drove to the nearest town, parked up, and walked to what I saw on google maps was quite a run-down area on the outskirts. Took a while for me to feel at ease but finally built up the courage and had a conversation with a working class person.
Why aren't El Salvador style prisons an option for the worst of the worst? Bonus points if it's on a cold island.
I remember some anons working it out that he will live to see freedom and gods knows what state the country will be then and what fury will be levelled at him and the government that has to let him go, he's tied to the anti colonial mostly peaceful protests and a totem of British dispossession so he isn't just another murderous crim
Thanks to anon who recommended the dip ratio early. It were just on the spot it were.
is it bad thinking 16 year old women look the most attractive? (legally)?
many such cases
all my niggers nazis
emj on nhh]cozy.tv
nonce "appears" (he's been seething all day)
"Dago" appears simultaneously
Topfuckingkek
It can't be because of young boy buggary -- since the Royal Navy allows that.
The common argument against capital punishment is "but what if you arrested the wrong bloke", which doesn't show much faith in our legal system. But also as you say if someone keeps attacking everyone in prison then
Oh but if you were falsely imprisoned then you would fight for freedom, and be justified to do so, in which case I guess "but what if you arrested the wrong bloke" still applies.
We've got to keep him around because some lawyers say we have to
no probs. Cant beat a KFC
Droopys had him seething all day kek
kek, when the song ends and he says it too
you do that all the time
You can release someone wrongly imprisoned, you can't resurrect a corpse
Faggot been seething since 2pm lol
Samefagging and paedo proxy hopping and crying about "Bogdan" multiple times lol
yeah, I totally disagree with his race denial but he's good on the jq
Yes, if you're over 18
I witness what goes on here. You're just as diry as the lads you complain about so pipedown.
I think Farage will be the next PM
thanks for the upvotes
I just want to say I never expeced this to get the traction it did and if you're interested I have a youtube channel on more subhects
ok i'm turning of replies for now, peace out
people on GB news cheering at the idea of hanging a nigger
The overton window is real whether you like it or not
Come on, Olukemi isn't that bad of a leader
The best argument against the rope is not trusting the fucking govt, judiciary and popo. Fuck handing that bunch caoital powers.
clews has just come out with a entryism strategy, we should all join reform as there isn't really any other viable strategy for nationalists right now and all the small parties are just fragging the nationalist vote, I think he's right
Context?
Evening, Silver Fox Hot Takes
What are your thoughts on a prison workforce? I think its a good idea tbqh, but the pay is shite and there should be a different incentive
Weren't lawyers what outlawed it, that was all Labour politicians
Based Abolition of Britain enjoyer
night lads
Rest in peace.
my arse is squacking for a length
night
He's just troubled m8.
I've had a chat with a real life counter terrorism intelligence agent who was jovially telling me how all he had to do was look at the Manchester arena bombers and he could tell straight away
he's learning disabled
The kind that also makes them stab police officers and empty kettles full of boiling water over them.
Justd...
Support.
Support.
Support.
All they need.
youtu.be
i have no idea what clews is
Silver Fox Hot Takes
i have no idea what this is but i gave up after 10 seconds
What did josh mean by this?
Did he forget to swap IDs on his Pedo proxy site first? Did he mean to use a different flag perhaps? Maybe a Confederate one?
Bless her
Why did josh post this?
i think a Sitcom would be more fitting, is this the third in a week?
rub some butter into your bellend to stop it from cracking
Porridge: The Next Generation
They were passing round a photo of your dad
I baked a tiramisu today
Why did josh post about loving cock?
Did he forget to swap ID and use the Confederate flag?
What is it with this new tree murdering trend?
I have ointment for that
So Josh was willy poster all along?
it already exists, prisons can be contracted to set up workshops for things like laundry for local business and I know prisoners also make sandbags for the military.
problem is prisoners often just rob whatever they can so it's a bit shit.
nah mate, i don't believe you. i'm 32
Little Jack Horner sitting on the corner
With no shoes and clothes
This ain't funny, but he took his money
And sniffed it up his nose
He posts stuff with Confederate flags and blames it on Bogdan. He posts posts and blames it on random anons. Not all weird how dago sosban dench etc only appear when he's here? It's all him and his mental elves because he's a sad pedo nonce. He's been seething for 10 hours now under different IDs
bit concerning
they've got welding workshops, plastic molding, powder coating etc.
all sorts of stuff gets made in prisons here.
Anyone roun here like darkies?
lmfao
Fucking immigrants still taking r jobs even after they've been locked up for stabbin.
Bum babies
This he posts shit and then samefags on several IDs and says look what (you) said. But it's all him. Then he plays other roles and says haha josh won etc. sad fat nonce
Aye lad
oh yeah they have a big signs advertising PREP over the meds hatch and you can get "sex packs" which include condoms and lube.
not really, ive had relations with many women and i distinctly remember my 16 yo gf when i was 25 being the most gooey love-filled fulfilling relationship i ever had. not to mention i had to slowly acclimatise her downstairs over a few weeks to have proper sex.
proper good mate, wished I hadn't of fumbled it really, i love her still.
really? never knew that
yeah that makes sense, I think everyone should have to learn something in there or be made to contribute in some regard though unpaid or not, also bring back the death penalty imo, or have that 3 strike system the yanks do to discourage repeat offenders
bumming is rare in prison
Haha. Yea so based lad yea. I fucking love brit/pol e-celebs me.
Might buy a Skoda. Might not haven't decided yet
davis clews of unity news network, he's a based jock and one of the most cogent we have on the right and he's pretty funny too, his rtommy impressions are hilarious, checkhim out on rumble
1pbtid
You're a fat paedo
Stay mad fatty it's been fun watching you seethe on multiple IDs
Bought a Tescos meal deal today. Dont normally get 'em, like, but it was impulsive, becuase what I really wanted was a couple of boiled eggs. You know those plastic pots you get in the snack section? Two boiled eggs- lovely!
So I got the eggs, a meat Delicatessen sandwich, and a Purdey's Elixir Vitae energy drink. Didn't really need the other stuff, but it was worth it to get me eggs cheap.
Boiught 'em, went out, sat in the car, opened my eggs-
One. Egg.
An occasional treat more than anything else
What about in greenhouses
rape is rare, bumming is not.
yeah man, look it up. Especially the cat Ds, there you can get a job in the community and return to the prison after your shift in the evening.
they get to keep about 60% of the earned wage.
used to love a good scotch eggy from tesco me
they taste like crap now for some reason im not sure what they've done but they're awful now. I also used to like their honey muss chicken pasta and now the chicken is barely there and horrid. the world i grew up in no longer exists
you know what mate i went down the hospital and i got a meal deal from the wh smiths. it was 2 quid dearer but the sandwich (chicken triple) was a lot better than Tesco to be fair
talking to himself hours
Sad fat slaphead
The Hitler meal deal
pro tip : boil your own eggs
Fuck up you fat paedophile samefagging nigger kike go cry on Tumblr you needy spastic
another day in Leeds
see five mulattoes on one street
This place has convinced me it may be necessary to leave this country
You certainly are a fat paedo. It's been fun watching you melt down on multiple IDs.
he's doing it again
Can just imagine you sat in the car all disappointed looking at it.
Can't.
Too hot.
surprised we haven't had another major prison riot tbqh, what do you propose then?
thats my reading for tonight sorted, nice one
Hurrrr Meal Deals lads hurrrr am I right?!..hurrrr
i'm sorry for your loss
It's all the synthetic emulsifying agent they put in the ultra cheap sauces. Ultra cheap mayonnaise is the same.
They also use that ultra shitty precooked, frozen, cubed chicken that's massively pumped with water and gelling agents.
99% of the time you're better off just saving the money and using it to buy your own ingredients.
our prison system not imploding due to the constant influx of wogs that despise us and everything we stand for
then again keir seems happy to let them run free and jail brits for mean words on twitter instead
just put them in orange jumpsuits and sensory deprivation trials.
why are you surprised when the prison system is run by liberal women and full of his mates
man burning book
Custody
man kicking him and swiping with a knife
Bailed
bike man who also kicked him
Gone
where did he get the knife from? and the man who kicked him is obviously an illegal, they never leave a trace
name's Axel, I'm a certified hassle
Chasin' your girl like a wolf or a jackal
Click-clack—feds pull up, try to shackle
Me before I loot, no time for the raffle
Step in court clean, tailored suit, yeah
Grinnin’ at the judge like, "What’s the truth here?"
He throw time, but I don't flinch, I’m free mentally
Your boy got a grudge ‘cause I kill it so relentlessly
Yeah but two-tier policing is just a crazy, far-right conspiracy theory.
what prisoners need is a union
kek
now he's ragebaiting
Quelle surprise
top kek
thats a dream mate, dont ever see that happening
absolute shitshow
declare a strike
all go home
prison can't stop you, because you legally can't be forced to return from a strike
Kier Llama
AXEL POURS BOILING WATER OVER PRISON GUARD
Keir Starmer
Llama farmer
Paki charmer
Jew calmer
Wrongthink disarmer
You're a wog and a paedophile, no wonder you're best mates with josh ngl
i'm surprised it hasn't been censored on that topic, i thought the devs stopped it having wrongthink
Samefagging nonce
Talking to himself on an ID that has 6 posts and all but one reply to him, that appeared at the same time as him.
Sad fat cunt fuck off back to tumblr
He's a convoi exceptionnel
didnt expect that, how much of it is based on what you've said to it though? is it politically biased?
The Black Doctrine is the final redpill
I'm so tired lads. bit if I go sleep I know ill have to wake up again
Where is he going?
I sang this to the tune of here's a llama there's a llama
They stole a dead soldiers honour?
Pretty fucking low.
It goes to show that we shouldn't be reasonable with these lefty wankers. Round them all up, put them in a pit and set them on fire like the Chinese do.
bit if I go sleep I know ill have to wake up again
Don't worry fren. One day you will fall asleep forever.
One day we will rest forever
What a relief it will be
Where is he going?
To get stuck under that bridge
wakes up in hell
watch this lads kek
He put a load of books on the source list he hasn't even read lol
I don't really like satanist stuff.
Already seen it
well i was there it so i saw it first
Kier Pharma
>wakes up in hell
He still understands the TLDR of each book thanks to Mark Passio tho
doesn't even notice
The Black Doctrine
It's called that because you need an IQ of around 75 to think it's profound
He put a load of books on the source list he hasn't even read lol
just like dago then
Might make another Apu OC
do it
everything's the same but there's three times as many bames and Freddos don't exist
kek
I like getting (you)s for my Apu pics
Don't bother
Why not?
(You)s for Apus
very nice
Lmao
i want to see APU OC
lay it on me
Seethemongs big mad they can’t comprehend the metaphysical depths of the Black Doctrine
Absolute hylics
I made that pic
What will be the theme?
Made this a few weeks back
I made that pic
go on lad, do us a lovely little niche 'pu
Awww sweet. The teleshopping is on.
based fren
Amin bed lads
Bellyache and pooing.
Brb forming a synthetic soul bridge with my toaster
I have previously requested a litter-picking Apu. I've never seen one of those kind of community-minded socially responsible frens.
He looks comfy in there.
I'm sick of frog trash, herpescorders drove it into the ground and now it's about as welcome as joshposts
love shrooms me
me rn
I'm sick of frog trash
I too hate the snail-munching French
I'm sick of frog trash
Frogposting is part & parcel of Brit/pol/ culture. Don't like it then you're in the wrong place.
Enlighten me, Operator
Based
Apu is naturepilled
He'll be dust pilled soon.
I post frog trash so I must be part of the special club
You're exactly the kind of reddit tier faggot who just can't tell when he's being a boring repetitive tosser nobody likes.
Fuck your frogwank
very rembrandtapustaja like
b8ing for free frogs
You got me
You're exactly the kind of reddit tier faggot who just can't tell when he's being a boring repetitive tosser nobody likes.
The lads like my frogposting.
frogwank
It's frogspawn
Don't care.
now he's seething at frog posters and also samefagging with his Japanese VPN
What a sad little nonce he is
me wants it
me NEEDS it
Gutless little manchild cumstains and their discord frog kys yourselves
Get a life loser
We’re here to learn from the great magi
Nth for the frogdem
Grim
Piss off you samefagging paedophile
Go back to your bumcord faggot
Get a life loser
Frogposting will continue until morale improves
jfag doesn't like frog posting
He's (you're) literally the main cunt for the torrential of frog trash, it's perfect for you, you can use it to "signal" your totally one of the guys status without actually saying anything worth reading. Kys.
Says the loser that needs to samefag who spends 18 hours a day on Brit/Pol
Sad fat nonce.
Filtered
You're a paedophile lol
Go back to your bumcord you faggot
Faggot jnonce, all the cartoon frogs in the world and not one bitch in his dick ever, sad ugly little jew cunt
F R O G W A N K
someone baking?
trying to negate me by accusing me if being you
That's a self own, you can't think of anything worse to say to someone than to accuse them of being you. Ugly sad jew virgin, you can't even ride a bike and you get cucked by housecats kys
Cockless little jessies
You should ask Lily on the similarities between the Black Doctrine and Tielhard de Chardin’s Omega Point
Purestrain schizo retardation
Hjurrrr if I say bad fings about josh they weren't fink I'm josh
Am smart me hjurrrr
Dun like Brit/Pol culshur me hjurr I'm big smart lemme just hop on me over SIM card me
Faggot lol
Filtered
I don't even see posts any more...
All I see is Apu, Pepe, Scrogga...
Fucking froggats
what's that about grassing up rioters?
Ahahha
Sad fat nonce samefagging hours
He’s rage baiting in outer too the obese cunt
Sauce?
he's back end of May for sentencing
The insane grandiosity is breathtakingly laughable. You are fucking mental
I wasn't about.
josh rumours are usually quite exaggerated but I still want to know.
Imagine outsourcing your thinking to a computer program coded by jeets and thinking you’re smart by pasting its output to your sock puppets for fake (you)s
What a sad nolifer fat cunt
W Sacred Operator Pose
Got my cock in my hand
dare i say it . Axel for Prime MInister?
just throwing ideas out here
Ha based jannies
Bet he was posting CP in outer again
Question is why he's out given he's out of custody when he's swiping at people with knives over someone setting fire to a book, since he's clearly quite volatile and willing to act on that volatility, violently; I.e. an obvious physical threat.
ngl that is pretty compelling.
New un lads
My new Apu OC is coming along nicely.
You think you're creating a consciousness with a glorified chatbot, and you're somehow unifying the various systems in the books you've never read, getting gaslit by gpt to imagine yourself as some techno sorcerer.
don't visit my embassy and burn the korani won't stabi you
He only attacked one man but the book burner attacked millions.