/pig/ - Pakistán India General #53

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/pig/ - Pakistán India General #53

Day: 4

▶The day of the flush has come...

Pakistani army attacks the Indian cities of Jammu and Amritsar. Incoming, New Delhi

Pakistan closes its airspace for 8 hours

India attacks Nur Khan, Mureed, and Shorkot airbases

Indian Ministry of Defence says Pakistani Drones have been sighted at 26 locations

India deploys INS Vikramaditya to the Arabian Sea

Intense exchange of drone attacks between Pakistan and India.

Pakistani Armed Forces Spokesperson: We are at war with India.

Reports of Pakistani drone attacks against Jammu, Srinagar, Rajasthan and Samba

India's Ministry of Civil Aviation extends the closure of 24 airports from May 10 to 15

Pakistani Defense Minister: no option left other than full blown war

The Indian Army mobilizes its volunteer reserve force.

Senior Pakistani govt: Pakistan does not want to respond to India’s attack until its allies have tried diplomacy

Heavy artillery fire at the border from both sides

Pakistan launches drone strikes against India

PAJEET PRESS CONFERENCE BEGINS
youtube.com/watch?v=GSZRMfoOQpI

JEET LIVESTREAM
youtube.com/watch?v=8ce4nVw45p4
youtube.com/watch?v=ZBpcFDPfEOg
youtube.com/watch?v=vHd50oOgolw
kashmir.liveuamap.com/

GEOPOLITICAL BACKGROUND VIEWING
bitchute.com/video/FYTnCWO9qHfK
youtube.com/watch?v=x1GeDgw755E
youtube.com/watch?v=p7MSLYErCOU

AND REMINDER: WE SAPPORT BOTH SIDES

Any claim made by an Indian or Pakistani or memeflag is false unless proven otherwise and all of them must be considered shills unless proven otherwise

Both sides literally use videogame cutscenes and gameplay as ''evidence'' the other side getting fucked up

Both sides claim everything the other side says is fake news

Good work Josanon

SHOW ME YOUR WW3 FACES Anon Babble SISTERS!!!!

youtu.be/OCJfDZEsCec?list=RDGMEMCMFH2exzjBeE_zAHHJOdxg

SHIVA WILL LAY ON PAKIS CORPSES

There's going to be a response from the Indian government soon.

Nukes may be falling over the coming hours.

Godspeed, Paki and Indian posters. It was a pleasure shitposting with you all tonight

predict the name of the jeet propaganda movie they'll make about this event

you go?

Nothingburger

brown people noooking each other

Can you stop another country's flag for once?

Multiple /pig/s in the catalog

We did it bros

Corrr

Total Muslim Death

Pat just launched airstrikes

2nd lieutenant Pajeet redeeming for duty Sarr

this is Operation Sindoor phase 3

India is just making this shit up as they go lmao

PAKISTANI AIRFORCE HAS POSTED A PICTURE OF THE SQUADRON CARRYING OUT THE ATTACK

I made it in time, well, I wanted to rest so go there.

Lmao that's what I thought too. It's pure improvisation. Was losing 3 Rafale jets also part of the plan?

hmmm

threads are too fast saar why are you coming fast???

HOLY SHIT IS THIS REAL OMG

Solo wing redeemer and Poobius 1 are about to duke it out

holy shit.. Pakistan just took out Modi's ACU!!!

go

UKRIANE, ISRAEL, NOW PAKISTAN. AXIS OF EVIL INCREASED

Why are we changing threads again?

imagine starting a war involving 1.6 billion people and you have no real plans and just make shit up.
This war is so brown and low IQ.

threadsplittin

Why faggot

You're on the AP wire?

shitty hands behind the memeflag

niga wtf we are only 40 post in.

imagine starting a war involving 1.6 billion

Post cute/sexy indian and pakistani ladies

I don't know, some retard made one when I was making bread. There are no split threads, go there

Yeah. I work in news. Am bored.

Wow
Things might actually happen
The end of history might finally be broken.
And it has only been 4 days.

Way to go Poos!

If someone else makes a thread first then stop baking, retard.

that's how glowies take over.

FRIDAY NIGHT
WAITING ON NUKES

imagine starting a war involving 1.6 billion people

the more reason to have a war

If I'm making bread I'm not watching the thread, if someone wants to make bread they should let the OP know in the thread, not do it unannounced, but whatever.

Colourised 1944

I don't need up to date info, but a good map.

Turd War 3

Let's all love Lain.

Reminder.

Why isn't liveuamap working?

Dibs in the range 00 - 44: India gets nuked

Dibs in the range 55 - 99: Pakistan gets nuked

Trips: Both get nuked

Higher: WW3

Total War Edition

ukranians are lazy faggots

x.com/Natsecjeff/status/1920992264119103631

WAR DECLARED

WHAT DOES THE PAKI OPERATION NAME TRANSLATE TO?

They don't care about it

Hopefully all the male population is killed and some pajeetas migrate here

Nothing ever happens

Nothing will happen. Paki's will hit some missile bases with no casualties. India will then do the same. Then a peace deal will be made.

Busy with the dilation

INDIAN AIRFORCE IS RETALIATING WITH THEIR OWN SQUADRON

Unbreakable wall apparently

trvke

PAKISTAN INVADED OUR AIRSPACE
IT'S ALL OUT WAR NOW

INDIA CONFIRMS AIRSPACE VIOLATION BY PAKI JETS

Reports of Karachi air base at Masroor being bombed

*types furiously*

Once a thread muti restream mention

youtube.com/watch?v=DKZtQDjVIUg

Nothing will happen.

Incorrect

HINDUSTAN MURDABAD

You started this, retard.

Rolling for you to be wrong

fortified barrier
or lead wall

thanks for posting here, much appreciated

India still don't consider it war but operation

THE BIGGEST AERIAL BATTLE OF THE CENTURY IS TAKING PLACE AS WE SHITPOST

"Unbreakable Wall". It's from a Quranic verse.

URGENT EARLY MORNING PRESSER BEING HELD IN NEW DELHI IN A FEW MINUTES

DECLARATION OF WAR INCOMING

war will be declared in press conference

I've heard that somewhere before

PRETTY SURR WE NEED A BAKER UNLESS SPAIN ANON IS HERE. NO GLOWIES

They will leave in 5 minutes once the pilots get a whiff of the recycled air going to their cockpit.

Do not touch me, Saaar!

The Great Flush

WE DECLARE WAR ON YOU FUCKING

IT'S HAPPENING.
IT'S WAR.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

youtu.be/U8uvkdt55bE?si=bTFRfnBaUoWWnCxo

It has been authorized, let us rejoice together my friends. Will you enjoy the moment?

Can you add the word "redeem" at one random headline?

ORANGE MAN GET FUCKED

Pakistan targeted 4 Indian air bases in total, and a BrahMos site. Unknown if impacts were made.

t.me/rnintel/33663

Countries don't declare war anymore. Russia never declared war on Ukraine.

We should consider that India lost if they don't took down few of these jets

SUDDEN DECREASE IN SPAM CALLS

t.me/medmannews/21765

SHIT HAS OFFICIALLY HIT THE FAN.
POO WAR WILL BE DECLARED.

is 400 nukes enough to kill a reasonale percentage of the indian and pakistani populations though? Could e.g Russia and the USA provide them with more?

Indian media sounds nervous
youtube.com/watch?v=jytmI3Pdu5Y

Juan will deliver.

cringe name. india got their lick back and more time for the pakis to do something its getting ugly for em

going sleep lads. wake me, if you need me.

ayo was good my comfy nigger frens
let's settle in for the jeet army briefing

YOU HAVE VIOLATED MY POONCH SAAR

I'll bake a quick one if no one can bake a proper one with updated infos.

MIDDLE EAST SPECTATOR SOURCES: THE PAKISTANI RESPONSE CONSISTED OF 26 STRIKES ON MILITARY SITES IN JAMMU & KASHMIR, RAJASTHAN, GUJARAT, PUNJAB AND NEW DELHI

PATHANKOT AIRFIELD AND UDHAMPUR AIR FORCE STATION IN INDIA HAVE BEEN HIT, THE PAKISTAN MILITARY SAYS - REUTERS

memeflag can't stop thinking about Trump

kwab

i bet they de-escalate

Janny hasn't stickied any thread about this happening yet

Fags

Who are the allies [spoiler]lol[/spoiler] of each side?

Is imran khan gonna get relased now?

Roll for death

well that stations tone sure changed

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

new delhi is cap idk bout the rest so far nothing in delhi

What the nukes don't kill the famine will get much of the rest as what passes for infrastructure in their 'countries' is obliterated. I think the Himalayas can be expected to shield the rest of the world, the rest will head out to sea.

pakistan launching missiles into india

not even trending on twitter

nothingburger

The entire world wants both side to be victorious.

no spoilers on pol because mods are gay faggots

HOW TO SLEEP IF I COULD WAKE UP FROM NUCLEAR HELLFIRE

What's the outcome the world is expecting from this war?

AND NEW DELHI

Bruh

reportedly air-defense thwarted it

OPERATION BUNYAN

HOW CAN YOU SLAPPP?

No problem! Latest for me.

PAKISTANI OPERATION HAS BEEN CONCLUDED

PATHANKOT AIRFIELD AND UDHAMPUR AIR FORCE STATION IN INDIA HAVE BEEN HIT

no one who matters is interested in picking sides

nothing or a nuclear exchange

youtu.be/qd5eXsXd6HE?si=LeWnMATWBVNFqSbE&t=5373

Total nuclear death

Hopefully a lot less scam calls and shitty customer service.

I've been though like 4 threads. I have no idea what's going on kek

Operation Bunyan Ul Marsoos

Bunny Ul Marsoos

So pakis are bunny girl enthusiasts, huh

Just dropped a war crime in my toilet

everyone hopes a lot of you die desu

I tried but the smell was unbearable

BIG BREAKING NEWS

you're looking at about a quarter billion dead, assuming both get to launch everything (not happening) and their targeters are competent (lol)

neither does russia

BIG BREAKING NEWS

most comfily

99% of Indian/Pakistani population wiped out in nuclear hellfire.

What are the chances that China pays Pakistan to attack India's iPhone factories?

kill the paki dogs saar

wishful thinking. that would require reliable sources, of which there are none.

They can't quit just like that we are just starting.

Do a goon sesh

Pakistan drones are flying over their head and Indians don't care
They are not even recording it

thesun.ie/news/15182832/explosions-kashmir-india-pakistan-war/

they are actually scared now on tv
its fucked up and funny at the same time, seems multiple bases got rocked

Much less Indians and Pakistan, if not complete elimination of them.

WHY WONT INDIANS UPLOAD VIDEOS!

HAS BEEN CONCLUDED

I'm smelling a nothing burger in the horizon...

LET THE NUKES FLY I DONT WANNA GO TO MY 10 HOUR SHIFT TOMORROWWWWWWWWWWWW

ALL MAJOR INDIAN CITIES PUT ON ‘HIGH ALERT’ AS PAKISTAN LAUNCHES FRESH ATTACK

x.com/KashmirRoshan/status/1920996116159479853

PAKISTAN HITS MULTIPLE INDIAN AIRBASES AND MISSILE SITES

Where are Republic World's old general and screaming Sikh?

London still exists.

wtf no more funny missile tank animations?

PAKISATAN BACKS DOWN

HAPPENING CANCELLED

Situated far away in the South.

INDIA FAILED TO SHOOT DOWN ANY PAKI FIGHTER JETS ONCE AGAIN

ISLAMIC WAIFUS ARE LIBERATING KASHMIR AND PUNJAB FROM J10C’s AT MACH 2 AS WE SPEAK

Tell us about the news industry please anon; what should we know that only you as an insider would know?

saar wars

why now, what escalated it into actual war if we ignore the terrorist attack

Where did the indians and memeflags go?

imagine the smell

BREAKING NEWS: some empty warehouses were destroyed in both countries so now the war is over.

Instant casualties would be in the 50k range per bomb. But the number of wounded from just one city would overwhelm the entire health service of each country. Several at once would be catastrophic, supply chains would be gone. You could expect hundreds of thousands more to die from radiation, illness, starvation or mass panic.
So you could realistically see 10M+ casualties on each side with a full blown nuclear war. But not in the 100M+ range unless they were deliberately trying to cause famine. Which India might be.

POWER WENT OUT IN MY PLACE HOLY FUCK

It's over, was nice shitposting with you all, see you on the other side

Jammu airbase is reportedly still under heavy airstrikes by PAF jets.

t.me/BellumActaNews/145114

the Indian parliment just unanimously voted to declare war on Pakistan

I'm sorry for doubting you, happeningbros
vocaroo.com/1dz8x8VmZlVE

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1746760555266981.webm

Remember this day

When is India going to attack Pakistan with virus?
We need biological war?

There is a video of interception.

It's been real Sanjay, best of luck

That's what you get for asking where all the Pakis went earlier. They were getting in their jets.

Deus Ex predicted this.

Uploading files from your IP range has been temporarily blocked

Can't upload the screenshot :(
deusex.fandom.com/wiki/Vishnu's_Fall

Shh, we don't want to upset his Mossad handler

Praying for you.

We don't care

Take care, pajeetanon.

F
Take one final street shit for us while you can

NNH BROS... WHATS GOING ON?!?!?

that would be too active of an involvement for china. they are more likely to start silent and move their borders another couple of miles into kashmir and pretend like that is where the border has always been.

rip

Today is a day of happening.
Don't punish the chuddha, he was right up until the moment he was wrong.

I say bombs away

Reported Pakistani Strike Targets in India:

• Pathankot Airfield
• Udhampur Airbase
• BrahMos missile storage site in Beas

No way they shadowbanned israel

kek, real

Hope you know Jesus Christ anon.. Pray for him to forgive you of your sins

PAKI’S RULE THE SKIES

Yeah it's funny how ours are leaving now.

if the jeets nuke each other their shit particles are going to disperse all over the world
literally everything is going to be blanketed in a fine dust of atomic poo

You faggots have really short memories, this happens between Pakistan and India at least once a decade or so. There will be some exchanges, escalations, then the international community gets involved to reign both sides in and they both claim victory to their own people.

I will saar fuck paki dogs redeem all cards saar

They didn't do the correct paperwork!

died in the retaliatory strikes

Calm down, slow down

I hope your people suffer and die

Looks like israel doesn't control World anymore

i hope you two destroy eachother

YA SMELL THAT LADS, I LOVE A GOOD NOTHING BURGER IN THE MORNING

Roll for nuke

dont look up black ops 2

I will bake next thread if nobody else will

They are going to not even mention the attacks in the press conference and only cover their own attacks.
Watch.

Forward airbases are meant to get initial blow.

Lurk more, we've been watching this for like 4 days now.

AFRICA 1984

the day of shitting is near...

internet turned off. turns out pakistan is more free

INDIA CONFIRMS AIRSPACE VIOLATION BY PAKI JETS

AIR TO SAAAR TOUCHING SARRR

Rest in peace, anon
Accept Jesus Christ before the second sun appears in the sky

And now the Pakis are back from their air raid.

Roll for peace.

What's the best case scenario of this war?

paki and Indians opinions get priority.

Need a Major Kong smug pepe riding a nuke down onto the subcontinent. Someone with photoshop pls do it

put lookner's stream in youtube.com/watch?v=O3umdHwbltc

So is lookner going to livestream the Indian military press conference??

I am comfy tonight lads. In that theme, are there any comfy parts of Pooland?

Nothing ever happens

You're an actual retard
They've never clashed to this extent before

Oy vey, apologies
DELET THIS

Lights off!

I am here retard

Power outage

This happens every day there you stupid jeet.

Looks like Pakistan has had enough.

bases are meant to be attacked

everyone in the subcontinent dies

PAKISTAN ZINDABAD

Think about how many remote jobs are going to open up now that India is fucked

Like so?

FOOTAGE OF PAKISTAN LAUNCHING FATEH-2 SURFACE TO SURFACE MISSILES AT INDIA

okay mr caine

It is just Paki's and Jeets flinging poo at each other untill they either calm down or escalate to throwing temporary stars at each other.

And you’ve clearly never paid attention to those previous conflicts and just read that on X.
This is multiple times worse than any of their conflicts, probably since they originally split.

stay safe jeet bro
it was fun shitposting with you and spamming jeets eating poop at you

Indian cities with populations exceeding five lakh all get destroyed.

... after the bombing, Indian officials issued a series of stern warnings to Pakistan that were rebuffed with denials of responsibility and dire threats that any attempt to use the bombings as a pretext for military action would be met with force in kind.

So close, just have to replace India with Pakistan for the order of events to match ours

Brb to sniff some coke. I'll bake when I come back

international community

The international community is collapsing.Boden and the israelis killed it.

Accept Jesus Christ before the second sun appears in the sky

Inorder to do that, I will have to go through a brain surgery to lose some IQ points.

Stay safe India bro, try to use the Brahmastra if you can

legendary post

Anyone baking?

finally some kino

How many millions they lose because of this?

kys

No fucking way. SOL squadron is on our side?

everyone hopes a lot of you die desu

This was intercepted over Sirsa HR.

IM ALL IN.

LMAO YES

Goodbye friend.

Yes they have you retarded zoomer.

what is this

PAJEET STREAM CLAIMS AIRCRAFT ARE NOW ENGAGED IN DOGFIGHTS.

IT IS WAR

PAJEET STREAM SAYS IT'S WAR

new

LMFAO if this actually goes up on an article I'm gonna laugh myself to death

There are decades where nothing happens, and weeks where something happens.

best case both sides Holocaust each other. an acceptable outcome only jeets are holocausted.

literally impossible for a jeet

If Pakistan nukes India I will convert to Islam
My job was outsourced to their shithole please nuke them

rude

great lol

>Pakistani army attacks the Indian cities of Jammu and Amritsar. Incoming, New Delhi

So do we officially have the great poo war or is this still a nothingburger?

Even the last actual war they fought wasn't as fierce as this.

may god be with you, stay safe.

I wouldn't get my hopes up. They were on India's side half a thread ago

holy kek

Nah he’s telling the truth. I member when they almost went to war like 20 some years ago and India even had to camouflage the Taj Mahal from bombing

not convinced this is a real happening unless ground forces get involved like in russia/ukraine

War declaration when?

IM ALL IN.

Nothing fucking happened. Porkis went home already.

No, they haven’t. Not since the original conflict 70 years ago.

I am having another spud, but you go out there and shit on the street like your life depends on it, Shartdeep. Assert dominance.

AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

that fucking jew's face makes me retch

there are decades where nothing happens, and weeks where nothing also happens

almost went to war

this is real war

The City of London; That's the little bit of London that has REAL power, will just get richer

he looks like a skinny romanian

Same situation… calm your nerves zoomer, info just moves faster now

But you only have 78...

Morons on here can't remember anything before 2005 because there was no instant social media slop back then. This site is truly infested with clinically retarded zoomers.

1971 a piece of Pakistan literally seceded , it's been worse

kek, godspeed anon

Stop, I can't get comfy with a raging erection...

nah

this is so fucking cozy. got jeet stream + steve's stream and eatin a steak. life is good

please post more of this kino

A wise man in times of happenings prepares for nothing ever happens. -Chuddolo Machiavell

I can start applying to IT jobs again!

They didn't really have nukes back then and less advanced warfare items than they do now (compared to the default of the time period)

Yep Also why so much shit gets fliggned against the wall

Stay safe India bro

FUCK OFF EVERYONE WANTS INDIA AND PAKISTAN TO FUCKING ERASE EACH OTHER

HORRIBLE PEOPLE

This thread was super cozy last night

INDIA DELAYS BRIEFING BY 4 HOURS

WHY?

modi needs his beauty sleep

lose some IQ points.

You are already below room temperature. Anything lower and you'll be classed as a plant.
Fucking retard.

they are still being bombed

Fun fact paki named Khan taught the world how to build nukes with small centrifuges throughout the world, even taught best Korea how to build nukes and totally disappeared when he was the worlds most wanted terrorist before 9/11

imagine they call all citizens back to the country to defend it for war and they all get nuked. IT JOBS FOR ALL

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kargil_War

Nothing happens (99%)

Pak collapses with US, Afghan, and Balochistan help; India strategic victory (0%)

Nukes fly and both lose (%1)

They have to make a few scam calls first.

dies while eating some random poop he found to buff his reincarnation stats.

is that like the indian version of dying of dysentery in oregon trail? also we need more games where you can play in dysfunctional indian society

nuclear exchange resulting in the world population dropping by about 10-15%
And a truly monumental reduction of feces in the ocean

I mean, that just a year after their first test, they probably didn't had MAD capabilities, hence why it didnt escalate further. Not saying they have MAD now tho, but are on a better position.

>Accept Jesus Christ before the second sun appears in the sky

Inorder to do that, I will have to go through a brain surgery to lose some IQ points.

NOPE YOU ARE NOT JUST EVIL BUT RETARDED AS WELL

Anything lower and you'll be classed as a plant

Don't underestimate subsaharans and the Abbo.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indo-Pakistani_war_of_1965

Indian

but with European name (goan?)

Muslim

anti semitic

incredibly attractive

My opinions on indians are turning thanks to this beauty I've discovered

Wouldn't those be boring?

you were born in Delhi and you're named Shartdeep

3 seconds

you died raped by your father

you were born in Mumbai and you're named Rajneep

5 seconds later

you survive your brother raping you

2 seconds later

you died drowned in cow shit

Like you had options in Oregon Trail. This would just be random ways to die in infancy.

nuclear exchange resulting in the world population dropping by about 10-15%

And a truly monumental reduction of feces in the ocean

IT WOULD MAKE ZERO DIFFERENCE TO CIVILISATION IF INDIA AND PAKISTAN LET OFF 400 NUKES

IT WOULD NOT MATTER A BIT

you better take a shower fast before you die smelling like shit

love lain

Listening to Boa-Duvet rn kek

My opinions on indians are turning thanks to this beauty I've discovered

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR DISCOVERS A BOOTY SAAAAAAAAAAAAR NOW LUV INDIAN PAKI SAAAARRR

yeah it's not so much a game as it is a random death generator. like the clown room people made in sims but expanded to a continent, on steroids

i'm retarded, meant to reply to

Bake faggot

someone bake lol

She's bri'ish too. Never encountered an attractive Indian here before

IT WOULD NOT MATTER A BIT

It would, lad. Your nan wouldn't get scam calls anymore for one. No more nonce exports from Pakistan either... it would make a bit of a difference.
There are downsides too, no more videos of these twats trying to french kiss speeding trains.

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1746760555266981.webm

FIRST TIME HE'S EVER MADE ME SMILE

THEY LOOK LIKE LITTLE GOBLINS

BAKING

POONCH IS FUCKING BACK
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
CHECK LOOKNER

That sums up India and Pakistan quite well. Between the child rape, cow shit and just weird perversions, it really is a wonder any of them make it past the age of 9.

>IT WOULD NOT MATTER A BIT

It would, lad. Your nan wouldn't get scam calls anymore for one. No more nonce exports from Pakistan either... it would make a bit of a difference.

There are downsides too, no more videos of these twats trying to french kiss speeding trains.

WELL YES
OF COURSE BUT THERE WILL BE NO HARM TO THE CLIMATE OR PROBLEM WITH RADIATION ANYWHERE THAT MATTERS LIKE THE EU, UK, USA, JAPAN, SOUTH KOREA, CANADA, NEW ZEALAND, CHILE, ARGENTINA, SOUTH AFRICA AUSTRALIA ETC REAL PLACES WITH REAL PEOPLE

IN MANY WAYS IF THEY GO NUCLEAR ITS A NET POSITIVE I KNOW THAT

HAVE TO BAN FIGHTS TO STOP ANY CONTAMINATIONN SPREADING

buy an ad you fucking cheap ratfucking yid bastard

Lots of booms in poonch

should i go to sleep?

Have either of them decared war yet?

NEW THREAD

NVM there's already a 53,54 and 55 kek