HOW IS THIS LEGAL IN AMERICA???

WTF??? IS THIS EVEN FOOD??

poopenfartschlop

glorified livestock feed / pet food. goy feed.

I thought everything was shit

idiot didnt knew barcode can be read as it was the point of hidin
its 02568041(EAN8)

SODIUM!? WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY PUTTING IN MY "FOOD"!? I DON'T WANT ANYTHING EXCEPT SALT AND PEPPER

Stop being a bitch and eat your particles

Are seasame seeds any good? Never heard of them

Lmao.

I literally can't believe you goy slop addicts eat this garbage.

Willingly poisoning yourself.

So much for being strong, right? fags

Hang on... hangonnnn... ok I'm in.
Triangulating their location...
Hacking statue of liberty...
THATS IT BOYS WERE IN
making the Trump admin send all the h1b indians home, sit tight boys were finally doing it!!!

Strong? We've been bulking for the upcoming apocalypse, we'll live for years off our stored reserves whilst you wither and become our 51st state.

liquidsmoke

shittt.. the type of shit bladee sippin

oh, it's just a canadian. move along folks.

its just a retarded level of break down, none of it is all that crazy buy they do dumb shit like list batter, than all the ingredients like baking powder, which is normal, then list the 6 ingredients of common baking powder

I am strong and healthy because I eat properly.

Being weak and fat is not optimal, fat boy.

Mega cope

that's a lot of ingredients! my food consists of the following:
ground beef, butter, grapes, banana, salt, pepper, potato, eggs, milk

HOW IS THIS LEGAL IN AMERICA

Jews brought them here on boats. Hope this helps

Oh christ I had almost forgotten about this cursed food. I grew up in Miami and every gathering had to have at least one tray of these god-awful things. Always the last thing anyone would eat

ahahahahahah

Holy shit you are dumb.

That list of ingredients is too fucking long.

The apocalypse is just people worrying that they won't get to buy a bunch of shit at Walmart. That's why they bury a store underground so they can keep it going in the worst case scenario. The fear died with the death of Black Friday.

not a fan of potato croquettes proabably wouldn't be a fan of those either honestly

I am trying to lose weight and I realized everything has a fucking thousand calories.
A slice of pizza is over 500 calories, even fucking broccoli has like a hundred calories, how the fuck does people lose weight?

Vegeta BLE oil

sheeeeit dat some supa saiyan oil ?

I dunno man I think they have to like name every molecule in a thing even if its a normal thing like flour or whatever. We've 100% given up on trying to avoid chemicals because its literally impossible unless you hunt and grow food at home.

That's a lot of processed food. Protip: "Natural Flavors" is code for dirt and insects that they couldn't wash off of the fruits/veggies

I’ve been working out since March 1st and dropped 35 lbs. I stopped eating anything sold in the middle of the supermarket. My farts smell like broccoli and cauliflower having sex in a hot car.

stop eating heavily processed shit for starters

And yet shitskin goycattle like (you) still consoom it.

You will starve in a fortnight, I will only become leaner and stronger, you have no idea the muscle mass I've built up to carry my reserves around, I'm like a firefighter in full gear carrying you on my shoulders out of a butning building but when we get outside I get to drop you and shed my gear whilst you gasp for oxygen

water product

please explain, thanks

hacked the mainframe sending you the source code right now. Golem of liberty executing in tminus

rehydrated water, they can't legally call it simply water anymore.

anybody in south Florida wanna hang out

rehydrated water

rehydrated

What???

kek

how the fuck does people lose weight?

Stop eating carbohydrates/goyfeed.

is syrup good for you?

Most of it’s natural, just sounds scary because they use the scientific names. There’s probably some dye and artificial flavor, which I wish they wouldn’t use

its water that turned into ice and then turned back into water you retards

brine

keto diet

1. carb type food like pasta and bread are very calorie dense
2. switching off carb also switches your metabolism to ketosis which is more efficient and healthier than metabolizing carbs

the downside is you have to eat meat, veggies and nuts pretty much exclusively. No chips, pop, sandwiches, burgers, pasta, chocolate bars, pizza, etc. etc.

Just eat the hydrolyzed onions protein, autolyzed yeast extract, stearoyl lacylate, and thiamine mononitrate you fucking chudcel it's perfectly natural

I learned to use the word "melt/melted", but I'm sure calling it rehydrated makes sense to you.

This at least makes more sense, thanks.

Just gotta eat less. I eat the worst shit imaginable, but just one meal a day, maybe a bit of leftovers if I feel too hungry.

omad

one meal a day. about 12-1500 calories. rice, chicken, vegetables whatever. don't listen to keto fags. buckle up you're gonna be hungry. deal with it.

If you're doing that you're practically doing keto, retard

cook your own food fatzo

I need to move to the country so I can grow my own chickens

Get a Publix sub next time Florida bro

They're actually saying they have no idea what is in that shit because they used all the shit that was on the floor and walls of a large food processing plant that was being shut down for cleaning.

I half ass looked those up and found

onion

yeast

some derivative (not natural)

literally fucking vitamin B

Look it’s never going to be healthy buying premade shit that lasts a week out of the fridge, but everyone knows that

YOU THINK YOUR CHARM QUARKS SCARE ME? I EAT CHARM QUARKS ALL DAY

Them white people do season their food ainit?

IS THIS EVEN FOOD??

Nope. But mutts don't care.

They just want to consoom and then be shocked when they end up with a bunch of mysterious illnesses.

took picrel myself

vegetable oil

cottonseed oil

why though

Why would you put money in this shit?

eat more carbs (fruits/veggies) and less goyfeed (fatty meat,butter,cheese)

peanuts

tree nuts

huh

Peanut is s Legume not a tree nut so they have to note the difference.

The oil used to cook it could be any or all of those oils.

its one funny thing that Euros complain about US foods, is that in the US they have to list everything that goes into a product. Which has its advantages because you can then find products you want to buy that have much shorter ingredients lists.

Post body

this is actually true, but doesn't discount the fact of foods being over processed and filled with crap

t. Chef

, is that in the US they have to list everything that goes into a product.

Same as they do in the EU, enough of your cope.

go and drink your butter coffee now ketolard. Gotta lose that 10 lbs in water weight before your next binge. Ta ta

$4.11 at publix

You're eating leftovers from the real food you dumbass. They'd rather sell it than toss it in the dumpster, and you bought it.
Try the fresher better products in the deli. If you're buying anything made by a grocery store under $6, it's scraps from the deli.

I'll never understand you retards. It's listing everything in there with details instead of just saying "bread" like retarded EU cucks do.

They list everything in the EU too.
You would never know, you haven't got a Passport and probably never leave your moms basement.

You sound like you don't exercise at all.

Start walking every day (30 minutes to an hour)
Lift weights every other day, work mainly on upper body to start as your walking will help with the legs for a while.

For meals aim for a 16/8 or 18/6 Intermediate fast, So you only eat for a 8 or 6 hour window and then don't eat for 16 or 18 hours.

Aim for ~1500 calories a day, mainly go for meat for high protein and good fat.

My 6 hour meal plan every day was
Breakfast - Protein shake ~160 cal
Snack - Dried Fruit+nuts ~100 cal
Snack - Dried Fruit+nuts ~100 cal
after 1 hour walk/jog Protein shake ~160 cal
Dinner ~920 cal

On days a weight lift I drink a 3rd shake,

For the dinners I rotated between
Pork-o coated Porkchops, which were airfried
Baha Fish tacos, (Low carb tortillas)
Chili
Chicken ala king over Cauliflower Rice
Beef and Broccoli over Cauliflower Rice
kung pao chicken over Cauliflower Rice

6' 4" started at 285 lbs and ended up 207 lbs after ~10 months.

save us, pierre

even fucking broccoli has like a hundred calories

you dont know anything about food or dieting obviously

uhh yeah im good

I am significantly bigger and leaner than you though

you're a filthy rat faced kike.

Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power.

It's not food. It's an edible caloric foodsfuff replica.

settle down girls. neither of you are pro athletes like my uzbeki cute

If what you eat is a pure whole food like broccoli rice chicken it's probably not going to make you fat. You've never met somebody that got fat on broccoli or baked potatoes it's the convenient junk fried food and sweets. Don't overthink it just aim to be a little hungry by the end of the day and stay high protein low carb plenty of water get to bed on time so you don't fiend for calories at 10pm. Eat a bowl of oats if you're starving it will settle your stomach with barely any calories.

cope

why is noone buying american food?

Grocer: The ham croquettes are cursed
American: Ooh, that’s bad
Grocer: But they come with different sauces
American: Ooh, that’s good
Grocer: The sauces contain potassium benzoate
American: *blank stare*
Grocer: That’s bad

It always makes me laugh when some redundant opinion like this gets thrown around.

rice broccoli and chicken!

None of you fucking morons understand what it means to eat properly, stop giving out garbage advice.

If you want to know what to eat, eat high quality grass fed/finished red meat, high quality grass fed/finished organ meats (heart,liver,kidney,etc), drink bone broth regularly (that you make yourself)

Vegetables need to be tested with the elimination diet, because every body has its own epigenetic mutagenic factors that make certain foods inflammatory or digestible.

Vegetables are full of anti-nutrients, and the cell wall of vegetables is very hard to break down. Every single vegetable you buy in the store has been modified over thousands of years from its wild version, meaning they are man made.

If I was a fat boy, the first thing I would be looking at would be the carnivore diet, and I would only reintroduce carbs once the inflammation from all the goyslop was removed.

There are other variables to mention, like parasitic infestation, micronutrient imbalances (which can only be fixed with supplementation, because we take in far too many toxins in todays world).

If you aren't taking iodine regularly you aren't even a neophyte in health. Start off with megadosing it, because iodine energizes everything, and it will energize the parasites and critters in your body, you need a dose high enough to kill them.

You could look in to ivermectin/fenbendazole as well(i would).

Once you normies realize the food is being poisoned on purpose, which includes the so called "whole foods" you are suggesting, you can begin to actually pursue health.

The animals you are fed through your pig troughs (grocery stores) are highly diseased and unhealthy.

No seeds of any kind. Grass fed/finished beef tallow instead of oil. No gluten. No dairy. No eggs. No beans/legumes. No nuts.

Meat/Organs/Fat and reintroduce carbs very slowly and carefully.(No gluten)

morbidly obese ketoschizo: speaks

Just ignore that he got all the boosters.

bleached flour

sneed oils

carcinogenic processed meat

corn syrup

artificial flavors

people who make food like this should be shot in the face a few times

The brown hand reallies ties the picture together

Literally eating meds by now

do the diet warned by: every scientist across the entire planet to cause heart disease

get heart disease

...
???

thuh vaxsines durrrrr

none of it is all that crazy

?!

buy they do dumb shit like list batter, than all the ingredients like baking powder, which is normal,

What the FUCK is "baking powder"???
No that’s not "normal" it literally doesn’t even exist

then list the 6 ingredients of common baking powder

"COMMON" baking powder??? There’s several types?

He also took steroids. But anyway what do you eat to avoid this? Oatz?

A slice of pizza is over 500 calories, even fucking broccoli has like a hundred calories, how the fuck does people lose weight?

My brain consumes 4000 calories a day
That helps

Actually harder not to starve for me, I need to constantly force feed myself

You don't load yourself up with the fattiest, cholesterol rich foods as the staple of your diet. You avoid schizophrenia by eating vegetables, whole grains (organic because glyphosate), fruits, lean proteins (beans, lentils, peas, chicken breast, fish, greek yogurt, etc.).

It's as simple as avoiding processed garbage. Anyone who tries to sell you an off-the-walls meme diet is a fucking retard with mental illness out the ass or an industry shill.

JUST. BE. FUCKING. NORMAL.

Why did they list the same ingredients 40 times?

wheat wheat wheat wheat sugar sugar wheat yeast yeast yeast yeast sugar wheat wheat

youre a brainlet if youre afraid of any of those things.

25% of weight is added ingredients

to be fair, the entirety of the food, the whole 100% of it is added ingredients. it didnt exist at all before it was made.

100% of weight is ingredients

sugar, sugar and more sugar

It literally says "sugar" 4 or more times, holy shit what a death wish cocktail

be normal

But this is Anon Babble. I am gonna try eating raw animal organs like brain and drinking raw pigs blood.

brown hand?

kek

brown hand?

Frog bro is correct and seeing as America is minority white, it's no surprise really.

Do you know what is included in "artificial ingredients"?

I thought you had your small cok lying on the table, only reason I clicked this thread

damn

I would have expected that comment to come from a Mutt.
You have let the side down Kiwi bro.

AYOOOOOO THIS NIGHA EATIN monohydrocarbosolupolyhydratedestrogenatedbovinesemenriboflavin

go catch fish or hunt your food nigga.

Probably this. But the only way I've successfully lost weight is by committing to a keto diet. I think carbs are pretty much the main reason people are so fat.

$1.00 / 250 calories roughly

the only way I've successfully lost weight is by committing to a keto diet.

Making yourself miserable by eating unpalateable foods is a meme. + heart disease

carbs

ALL of the skinniest nations on Earth survive on carbs. ALL of the fattest nations on Earth eat the most fat. No exceptions at all.

carb type food like pasta and bread are very calorie dense

False. Carbohydrates are 4 kcal/gram.
Fats are calorie dense at 9 kcal/gram.

switching off carb also switches your metabolism to ketosis which is more efficient and healthier than metabolizing carbs

False. Glycogen is the preferred energy for muscles.
Ketosis is like putting cheap gas in a racecar, assuming you lift.
All you need is a calorie deficit to lose weight. That's the first law of thermodynamics.

Optimal macros are like

minimum 0.3 g/pound of body weight of fats

0.8g/pound of body weight (target) of protein

2x to 4x the protein calculation to get carbs

I like how they use bleached flour just for everything to be brown anyway

Retard.

america obsessed

I really can't wait until you fags go extinct

I don't know what to tell you, it works for me. It's not really that carbs are bad but that strictly limiting carbs is a great way to avoid 90% of the worst bullshit at the supermarket. My diet consists mostly of chicken, fish, the occasional ground beef burger, olive oil, coconut oil, eggs, cheese, dark leafy greens, tomatoes, cauliflower, whey protein and almond milk.

Poison, mostly.

When we ruled half the planet, the niggers knew their place and so did the shitskins and Jews.

When America took over post WW2 everything went bad.

Created Israel

Started Nigger worship

Started Jew worship

Proliferated Gay culture

Played politics in the Middle East, resulting in a huge migrant problem.

Spread Trans culture via social media

You have more anti-Israel laws than even Britain has.

You are minority white, don't lecture us.

You forgot to tip

Of you can read you'll see it is all the breading, it's just flour sugar and salt

You forgot to tip

Don't forget the Sales Tax.

Eat slower and less, stop eating before you finish the meal

talks about food but doesn't mention he drinks like 8 beers every day and probably a bunch of sodas

Every time a bong dies an angel gets wings. Alluah akbar.

i once heard that in america, the vendor can basically use whatever they want as long as no one claims that its unhealthy or something. is that true?

this stuff, negro.

jamie oliver tried to save you
youtube.com/watch?v=bGYs4KS_djg

food poisoning liability too great

chemically mummify the shit

simultaneously use readily oxidized Sneed Oils making everything that much metabolically - and freshness - worse

I thought most of the thumbnail was poop

by the way if he doesn’t like industrial goyslop then why is he buying it

Liquidsmoke

What the fuck is that? Sounds like a Metal Gear Solid character

let's take a look at the average brits teeth shall we?

Nigga just eat less and maybe go exercise
I basically just ate yoghurt and chicken for half a year while going swimming every single day, I felt like absolute shit but lost like 60kg in about 6-8 months

I usually pick up several pounds myself and a big bottle of ranch

those are all good for you, don't pretend you understand organic chem and eat up, nigger

But that stereotype has no basis in reality. The UK has the 6th best dentistry in Europe and the 12th best in the world. Stop letting old episodes of the Simpsons teach you about the world

Onions vegetable oil isn't good for you.

I bet that's designed to be good as fuck

that ingredient list

that's feed for goyim

bleached enriched flour

It's not enough to eat the poison goyim chicken, you have to eat poison goyim wheat too?
Is there anything in the US that isn't fucking bleached?

The EU has wildly lack labeling requirements than the USA does.
In the Froot Loop example either the EU version has no oils or they just don't need to list them because they are less than 2%. Similar for added vitamins.

Read the thread, this silly myth has already been debunked.

yes that is the objective. Just like we take risks being free we will take risks to eat the most delicious slop that science can provide

You white retards realize in Europe chickens are vaccinated and sanitized with different chemicals right

it's got a handful of low-quality, cheap ingredients that aren't great for health but are totally fine for occasional ingestion provided your regular diet is quite healthy. sure HFCS and cottonseed oil are shite but they're not straight up pant-on-head retarded or toxic like some additives are (aspartame, titanium dioxide, etc)

American food is the food we give to animals..hell even around here this would be against the law even for animals..it would be considered poison

You're either a nigger or a child who's never cooked anything. Stupid dumbass

I should add that the manufacturer's tacit recognition that their food is nutrient-void slop by way of their addition of considerable amounts of vitamins and minerals is appreciable. I feel better about eating cornslop with my milk for breakfast when I know they've jammed some B6, niacin, and ferrous iron in there

warning: contains some non-chemical ingredients

it's a formulation of (usually) sodium bicarbonate and a couple traces ingredients to improve its shelf life and applicability to DIY baking you dumb nigger.
same way they market and sell 'cream of tartar' and not 'potassium hydrogen tartrate'

It's funny the antivax tards argue they don't want unknown or toxic shut in their bodies but have absolutely no issue with this slop.

I actually trust Lucky Charms to accurately list the quantity of slop by their scientific names unlike Pfizer with their mystery jewce

How come this is legal in America?

How did they make the Froot Loops without any oil?

ALL of the skinniest nations on Earth survive on carbs.

ALL of the fattest nations on Earth eat the most fat. No exceptions at all.

dishonest. People don't get fat eating fat, they get fat eating carbs. Just because on top of eating ice cream, fries, potato chips and other bullshit they eat a measly stake, it doesn't mean that they fat. They eat carbs.

absolutely. myocarditis

Literally eat less.
I didn't change my diet at all, lost 80 lbs fasting for days at a time.

Slop is a treat, too much poisons you for jewish control.

chilled croquetas

Somehow more disgusting than the ingredient list.

My brain consumes 4000 calories a day

I bet 3500 of those just go to having to deal with being french

People get fat eating fat. People don't get fat eating carbs.

Facts don't care about your feelings.

The future of food

Is it really more efficient/cheaper to make food with all of this chemical bullshit verse just dumping shredded raw potatoes into a pot?
How much industrial processing do you need to make ham?

maybe they have the highest carb consumption because producing carbs is much easier than producing fat and theyre all poor or former-poor shitholes?

cornflour

high fructose corn syrup

cornflour (again)

cornmeal

cornstarch

Return White Man. Return and bask in the glory of the gorilla biscuit!

greetings, fellow Florida Man

i just had a sausage roll from tesco and it has less protein than a slice of bread. almost went on a rampage through the shop i was so mad when i found out. this was 20 minutes ago im calm now but i seen this thread and it fucked me off again.

the co in tesco stands of cohen, not company as you might expect. i dont why this is relevent.

i am trying to gain weight and i realized everything has no fucking calories
a big mac is not even 500 calories; i would need 5 big macs each day to just break even

everything is such that fat retards (the best consumers) can gorge on huge volumes of food — forever

baker apu

hes holding a spatula in the krust krab kitchen

youre indian arent you

ham & water product

salt

sugar

sugar

sugar

salt

vegetable oil

sugar

onions

onions

sugar

sugar

salt

MSG

onions

onions

salt

sugar

vegetable oil

MSG

salt

sugar

MSG

MSG

I think the problem is just that people are sedentary or something.

maybe they have the highest carb consumption because producing carbs is much easier than producing fat

yes

theyre all poor or former-poor shitholes?

you wish you were Japanese faggot

I think carbs are pretty much the main reason people are so fat.

try again and lurk moar retardinski
Also, you are welcome.

The more you shill against it the more were convinced it's the right thing to do.

They have the spin I crave.

lol, strongest man in the world results blocks your path.
Heavyweight champion of the world nudges you
many such cases

Is the strongest man in the world knife/bullet proof?

if you want to ruin your health by being a contrarian retard go right ahead

because the powers that WERE want to stunt your growth potential

dont forget that *they own the science*

you aren't limited by their bullshit

nigga heil hitler

are you?

Yes.

You won't ruin your health, you're a retard shill.

keto diet

bald fat retarded pajeet post.

fucking kek, i remember that. dont have the screenshot handy though

they poison your food but they are bound by their own laws that they have to tell you that they are slowly giving you cancer and other related diseases.

They do this because its your choice to eat it and purchase it, even when you're told you niggers still purchase your deaths.

Your water is also poisoned and your air as well.
They tell you though, youtube, ticktok and media inform you on the daily.

You're unironically responsible but you choose to believe that everything is ok.
For your information your tap water contains ACE inhibitors,Beta-blockers, Statins and oestrogens and more.. You're bottle water contains benzene and collecting and storing your own water is illegal in the USA.

same way they market and sell 'cream of tartar' and not 'potassium hydrogen tartrate'

Yeah, see, because then people like me who hate potassium and hydrogen but love cream wouldn't buy it.

buy slop

receive slop

Got any proof of that tap water statement?

i'm hacking into the mainframe now

In America every ingredient has to be listed. In other countries summary statements are permitted. It does not matter what the rules are, they are not enforced in any meaningful way anywhere. Anyone that believes they are protected by their government is an idiot.

Shut the fuck up yid

Why?

Garbage? You think thiamine and riboflavin are garbage? And look at all those phosphates. You need that for strong bones. Canadians have weak bones because they don't phosphate.

Thank God you have a government that really cares about you. You are so lucky.

That's how you cook things. You add ingredients.

All this stuff is 100% ok to eat in moderation.

Always after me lucky charms!

top

bottom

how is that skinnyfat

flour, sugar, salt corn syrup added 20 times

grim

Water melon

Boynton Beach?

It looks like they just added all the ingredients lists of everything they used to make it.

They feed monkeys dog food ?

i like the long list of mandatory goyslop info, you dont have to read it just put it back

This is the key. Yeah, you need to limit carbs to loose weight, but that doesn't mean you need to double up on fat, and protein. Your body uses fat, protein, and sugars to build muscle and loose weight through exercise, HOWEVER!!! Don't over do it!

Eat around 1,500 cals a day to loose weight if you are a man, and bump it up to around 1,800 - 2,000 (based on height and weight) once you are satisfied. Too much of anything is bad for you.

you need to limit carbs to loose weight

99% of diets fail.

The only diet ever proven to not fail over the long-term is a high-carb low-fat whole foods plant-based diet.

de novo lipogenesis

adaptive thermogenesis

It is physically impossible to get fat with excess carbs, no matter how much you eat UNLESS they are paired with fat. Learn biology fag.

That's it?

I thought they all had weak bones because they were jeets.

The only diet ever proven to not fail over the long-term is a high-carb low-fat whole foods plant-based diet.

Retard.