These men walk into a room. Who auramogs?

No.
War is insanely gay.

What?

The outrageous way he is dressed, plus the fact that he moonwalks into the room, makes everyone else lose their shit thinking he's a wizard.

I'm just glad you included Newton and not that faggot einstein

1.Jesus
2.Newton
3. Erasmus
4. Michael Jackson
5. Buddha
6. Napoleon
7. Trump
8. Hitler
9. Genghis Khan

These are all one person tho

i aura mog all of them

Do you know why they called Napoleon the little corporal?

People think it is because he was short, but he was well over average height for the times. The real reason became clear when they stored his tiny little dick in a jar to display after his death

Erasmus

??

Hitler, Buddha, and Genghis Khan have the most aura for me. The rest are either cuckholds or jewish.

1. Buddha
2. Hitler
3. MJ
4. Djenghis
5. Rabbi Yashua
6. Napoleon
7. Trump
8. Erasmus
9. Newton

nigger that's Da Vinci

Two others made the same mistake. Very, very strange..

All the people saying Jesus are cucks.

I'd add jean Paul II

the gypsy pope the ruined the church?

Da Vinci

Cause you know

Genghis would just kill Trump because h is too loud for his own good.
Then he fucks off because there are no woman to rape, no villages to burn in that room.

Newton and Buddha would b in a corner of the room and have high IQ conversation.

MJ would moonwalk in the center of the room, because nobody ls can moonwalk.

I'm conflicted between Da Vinci and Newton. The others are grifters.

Every Muslim will say Jesus.

Nerds can't auramog.

Winner is MJ

Genghis was a killer. he killed his brother when he was a kid.

I dont see Yahweh, so I dont care

Who auramogs

Let’s see one by one

Not napoleon

got yelled at by the senate

Not the nerds Newton and da Vinci
Not Jesus je had 13 followers when he died, sorry 12, despite telling everyone he was a god for 25 years,

extremely low CHR stat

Not buddha

also a nerd schizo neet

This leaves only the serious competition, Hitler, Ghegis Khan, Trump and Micheal Jackson

I feel like right away trump would her auramogged by Hitler, they would both start shooting at each other, trump would go "na nia nia nia" but hitler would keep shootint louder and louder with his speech voice

Micheal Jackson probably had the ability to command a room however I feel like he would just break under pressure and revert to the submissive high pitched voice he had during interviews

This leaves only hitler and Ghengis Khan

And I feel like Temujin would win, I mean he’s fucking ghengis khan
And if he began to felt as if he was losing the crowd, ghehis khan would straight up walk up to Adolf, unleash his sword and slice him in two to prove a point, hitler didn’t carry weapons

So the answer is Ghengis Khan, with Hitler in the second place with a silver medal

You should have included heavyweights like Cesar and Alexander

Jesus (obviously) then Commander Rockwell (who is criminally absent). Hitler 3rd on aura. Maybe Hitler #2, he was smarter than Rockwell.

Not really a fair inclusion of Christ, just for the mere fact five (at least nominally) claim to be Christian.

Jesus (obviously)

Jesus spent 25 years preaching, only had 13 followers, one of which believed he was less valuable than 10 silver coins

Christianity was created by rabbi Saul the Pharisee, that the Christians know as Saint Paul of tarsus. He created Christianity and wrote the Bible. Not Jesus.

Jesus had less followers than the cool aid cult in America, just so we’re clear here

Literally have it backwards, your order is what a 12 yo girl would think
Genghis and Hitler would dominate as they have fought in war, jesus and mj would be beaten up for diddling kids

The Bible literally claims he had hundreds, if not thousands in his own lifetime. The Apostles were just the inner circle.

The inclusion of Mathias as an Apostle was to replace Judas. Where did they draw Mathias? From one of his other followers.

Quote these claims

depends, am i also in the room?

Gengis Khan and Napoleon
All the rest are nerds or dorks

Jesus Feeds the Five Thousand
13 When Jesus heard what had happened, he withdrew by boat privately to a solitary place. Hearing of this, the crowds followed him on foot from the towns. 14 When Jesus landed and saw a large crowd, he had compassion on them and healed their sick.

15 As evening approached, the disciples came to him and said, “This is a remote place, and it’s already getting late. Send the crowds away, so they can go to the villages and buy themselves some food.”

16 Jesus replied, “They do not need to go away. You give them something to eat.”

17 “We have here only five loaves of bread and two fish,” they answered.

18 “Bring them here to me,” he said. 19 And he directed the people to sit down on the grass. Taking the five loaves and the two fish and looking up to heaven, he gave thanks and broke the loaves. Then he gave them to the disciples, and the disciples gave them to the people. 20 They all ate and were satisfied, and the disciples picked up twelve basketfuls of broken pieces that were left over. 21 The number of those who ate was about five thousand men, besides women and children.

AURA

Genghis cause he's tall and actually killed people

Buddha cause he's like 6'10

Sadly Trump because he's a glowing cheeto and taller than most of those other malnourished midgets

Jesus is short. Like 5'5 also too much of a nice guy. Napoleon kind of based cause he's a general who actually fought.

Hitler actually a soft bitch.

hello saars good morning

yeah, you're for sure mogging man

I think it’s fair to say that Hitler, Jesus, and MJ have the biggest crowds

Considering Napoleon and Hitler have gotten nothing but absurd slander, in comparison to Gengis and Jesus who've been only glazed for hundreds and thousands of years. Going with Napoleon or Hitler

Genghis Khan and Hitler start wrestling each other after arguing who had the better army

Napoleon watches in amusement

The Buddha sits in the center enlightened and avoiding all drama

Michael Jackson dances around him **HEE HEEEE

trump dances with Michael Jackson *HEEE HEEEE

bottom left guy drinks himself to sleep

Jesus says all is forgiven my child

jesus and mj walk center stage obv

Jesus and it isn't even close

>Napoleon watches in amusement

Genghis actually managed to conquer Russia.

The Bible literally claims he had hundreds, if not thousands in his own lifetime.

The Bible aka the book written by a lying Jewish rabbi

Who also claims he made every corpse in the cemetery of a town rise back to life like some kind of amateur necromancer
Yet no sources outside the Bible mention a literal army of zombies, weird, you would think people would talk about that

Or maybe the jew who wrote these things was just lying
Nahhhhhhhhhhhhh

was this one of his speeches to make Christians like him?

True. But napoleon looks more civilised. Hitler is a sperging autist. Wouldn't get along with a mongol like khan

Napoleon was popular for his action and choices, and he had some ability to command and be a leader or men, but he was below hitler on that level for sure

Just look at his coup d’état, it failed, got yelled at and didn’t know what to do, they basically stunlocked napoleon, then and only then, his brother not him, told a bunch of soldiers to come with him and ransack the senate, while napoleon probably crawled up in a fetal position after getting bullied

That’s how he took power lol, originally he just made demands of guarantees because him and the new governement (they had done a coup while he was in Egypt) didn’t trust each other, they refused and yelled at him, and his brother was the one who actually arrested them and did the coup, it wasn’t even napoleons idea

Hitler isn’t the kind of person who would get yelled at; even by a huge crowd

For me it’s definitely between Genghis khan and Hitler

Th point is you can't be smug at someone who achieve what you fail to achieve.
Why do I even have to explain this. oh wait

checks flag

It all makes sense now.

Only eight of those people actually existed though.

Michael Jackson, because he belches "HEEHEE" as he walks in.

Jackson, front and centre, no questions here
Depending on booze consumption, it's gunna be a tossup between Khan, Trump and Hitler. Napoleon will struggle to be heard. Nobody will understand anything Newton says except for Erasmus. The Buddha person will do or say nothing, Jesus and Erasmus will get into a metaphysical pissing match at which point Hitler will overhear the conversation and suddenly they have his undivided attention.

For obvious reasons, Jesus will stay the argument between the two and elect to avoid drawing Hitler's attention any further. At this point, Napoleon seizes the moment and captures the Bhudda at sabre point, not really sure of what his plan is, operating purely off of instinct.

Trump immediately sides with Napoleon, misreading the situation, causing Khan and Hitler to begin conspiring against Jesus and Erasmus in order to steal innovation.

Jackson is entirely unrelated to any of these parties, is on a first name basis with Jesus, and has spend most of the evening moonwalking and hee heeing infront of the Bhudda, trying to get a reaction but to little to no effect

I think anyone on the list that killed themselves, got exiled to a remote island or is actively losing a trade war he just started should be immediately disqualified.
Also those who literally ascended are too overpowered to be on the list because they transcend auramogging.

I think MJ, Hitler, Jesus and Buddha would end up in a clique and the rest would end up in their own.

Jesus is the only guy with superpower. It's not even close.

diddling kids

he doesn't know

Erasmus

what the fuck is going on here? Bots? Indians?

If popularity means power level?
Jesus > Hitler > Everyone else

Jesus, but after a while it would become evident that he's just another Jewish fraudster.

Jesus because he's God.

Wait, didn't Jesus die? How can God die?

The Son of Man aka God aka Jesus > Hitler > Buddha > Napoleon > Genghis > Leonardo > Newton > Mj > Trump

temujin. it's not even close.

Jesus’s last words were "Eli, Eli! Why have you abandoned me? ACKKKK"
Sounds like the words of an all powerful god indeed

Oh but don’t worry afterwards he totally came back to life one night while no one was looking
One jew said so, he seems trustworthy enough.

This. Hitler does have enough aura that it would be a contest, but Temujin was an Alexander the Great/ Roman von ungern sternberg tier chad, he would kill Hitler in personal combat if he felt like he couldn’t out charisma him

The Buddha, being the only actual Aryan

Newton would schizo post with the bros. He might not win the mogging but he wins my heart.

He was average height for his name.
In a room full of leaders, he was short.

Jesus was a glorified hippie hobo
the Khan and Napoleon would sit on him

auramogs

huh? is this ebonix?

Jesus > Michael >>>>> POWER GAP >>>> Who cares.