Femanon here

My husband is currently stuck somewhere because he brand new car won’t start. He told me to ask you guys of auto for advice on what to do. He said when he starts it the car makes a and I’m quoting “Shick shick shick grr grr grrrs LOOoom” any help would be appreciated

Proof

Proof of what?

Tits or gtfo

You are one of the worst posters on this board

Umm pervert

Post your ankle, whore. Inshallah.

I think you need a lube job
how old are you?

I hope he flys that imaginary car into a mountain you larpfag leaf faggot shitting up my board.

Battery low and starter clicking.

Why?
A lube job?
What? What’s your problem
But how is it low if it’s a brand new car!!

His battery is drained and the starter doesn't have enough power to spin the flywheel after the solenoid pops.
Tell him not to leave his buttplug charging in the cigarette lighter socket when the car is off.

Fuel injection

What, what’s a buttplug? And how is battery drained if it’s a brand new car?

Left the lights on /other features which have drained the battery /other vegetable activities. We've all been there

What mental illness causes this?

You know what a flywheel is bit not a buttplug?

Is it a fast "shick shick shick"? Could be fast ticking from his alternator. Or his battery needs jumped. Might wanna tell him to call that cute lil blondie fren of his from work and see if she can, ass ist him. If ya catch my drift.

That’s clearly another Femanon
I don’t know what that is

What blondie?

Tell him he's too old to be playing with matchbox cars.

Oh so you're just a troll imitating the original pilot leaf are you?

What? I’m not imitating anyone. Pilot leaf is my husband not me. I don’t mention his name because I know some people like you will be rude

Can I ask you to copy my original post and put an asterisk beside the words you do understand? It will make this much quicker.

He's fucking your third ego right now. The stewardess.

But you copied that "other femanons" exact post style - how could this be?

My third ego? What the hell are you talking about and he isn’t messing around with any flight attendant skank. I was once face time and he’s on the road

Clearly someone imitating me or someone

Hey you're not supposed to be on here
Get back to the kitchen I want pancakes

i actually like this retard, he makes me laugh.

How did they imitate you ahead of time tranny bro?

I think it may actually be a woman

You only think it's the same femanon because femanon pepes are rare and not every one has the time to collect them all. Just sayin.

Tits or gtfo

What? What do you mean ?

THIS

I. AM. NOT. SHOWING. MY . BREAST.

Oh yes that must be it.
It can't be the fact that pilot used the same filename and the same image hash for his first 20 threads he spammed on here which always have the exact same format.

Jumpstart the car and let it run so the alternator can charge the battery.

i dunno what that means

Google is your friend. Sage.

So you're imitating the original pilot leaf?

No tits. No female treatment. Heil Hitler, anon.

THEN. GET. THE. FUCK. OUT.

I'm sorry about your partial mastectomy
But still, tit or GTFO

He’s my husband I’m not IMMITATING HIM. WHATS YOUR PROBLEM? Can WE FOCUS ON THE ISSUE, HES STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!!What?
Perv

Come back when you're fluent, pajeeta

What’s a pajeeta?

do you do anal? do you shave? do you swallow cum and piss? how often do u fuck? do u cum quick? does he eat you out? greentext first time fucking

Yes please, let's focus on the real issue of your mental illness which makes you pretend to be a woman on Anon Babble every day.

White skin you fucking nigger

lol right I hope your husband beats you like he truly wants to. He is a man of restraint. I'm proud he has withheld his primal canadian rage