AMERICA MADE TRADE DEAL WITH CHINA!!!
whitehouse.gov
LETS FUCKING GOOO!!!
yuge
capitulation
So he cucked out again and manufacturing isn't returning to the US after all?
HOW FUCKING HIGH WILL THE STOCK MARKET PUMP BROS??
OMFG
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO!!!
What will the next lefty narrative be?
Look up Scott Bessen't history. He worked with George Soros over a long period to destroy the national currencies of the UK and Japan, and now he lives in the US. We are fucked.
So what's the deal?
ART OF THE DEAL
I don’t see a deal here
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
Fed will just increase interest rates to fuck with trump.
They agreed to try and negotiate a deal. It's far from done. Trump is desperate for a win. It's pathetic.
They need time to spin it positively.
Yessir!
Market fixing to go up tomorrow
Drinks are on me, boys!
youtu.be
And Trump does it again, neato.
Usually trade deals take about a decade to conclude, Bessent did it in a weekend. How does he do it bros?
PROBABLY THE BEST DEAL IN HISTORY TRUMP WROTE THE ART OF THE DEAL
Ramp up China tariffs
China ignores you
Claim China will call
China never calls
Claim you have been have secret trade talks with China
China denies it
Reverse your tariffs back down to 80%
Beg China to have trade talks with you in Geneva
Anyways, so what's the trade deal? ?
Make America Lose Again?
Trump had to lick Xi's ass a bit and was humiliated to surrender in trade war?
This is the part where both sides cuck, nothing really changes as to what it was from a year ago, and both sides declare victory.
US announces
Does anyone actually believe anything this country claims anymore? US government has claimed this shit multiple times now. At this point the chinks have to claims it for me to believe it.
It was never going to return here, no clue why anyone believed the US was going to suddenly build thousands of manufacturing plants in 4 years kek.
Well, Trump did say to buy stocks on Thursday or Friday or whatever it was
WHY ISNT CRYPTO PUMPING
You are under chines control and don't even know it ask yourself how did they manage to open the biggest drug lab in your backyard?
Trump made america lose on China, and will make America lose in Ukraine, too. Trump will lose the whole Europe as a consequence.
China in one hour: uhhhh no no deal was made
Trump consistently overhypes everything
Futures open up in less than four hours
It is just embarrassing at this point.
Is it a China deal where America wins by doing what we were doing before America won?
How can there be a "deal?" Isn't the point of this to restore domestic manufacturing? What deal could there be for that? Trump is so bizarre. He thinks of everything in terms of this adversarial dealmaking dynamic where he has to show wins to save face and show how much of a tough guy he is. I think he might be genuinely retarded.
Does what?
if that was anything important crypto would be pumping by now
You're very stupid. Why would you even say this if you weren't a shill?
Israeli shills going crazy ITT kek
Palestine will be recognized!
Because its true?
They will ignore the fact a deal was done.
When Trump drops the tariffs (as planed) they will say "DRUMF CAVED! HE FAILED AGAIN! Trump kneels to Xi!!!"
Oh great, I wonder how the jews are going to fuck everyone else over this time?
its so tiresome. getting hard to think of any good that press freedom brought us
Make no mistake.
America is a big tough rootin' tootin' cowboy!
It took China by the neck and half throttled it to the point of making China shit its pants with explosive diarrhea.
Then America dropped China to the ground and gave it some hefty kicks to the balls. With hard pointy Italian leather cowboy boots, with jangling spurs and all.
How China squealed and protested! How it lied and cajoled and acted tough even as it writhed in the dirt grasping its own testicles and writhing in agony!.
America stood over it and just laughed.
"You are my bitch now, bitch!" America declared.
Then America grabbed China by the hair and made it lick up its own runny shit!
Then America stuck a garden hose up China's ass and gave its ass a good clean out! The tap turned on full pressure!
Then America shoved China's face down into the dirt and shoved its massive cock straight up China's ass. No lube! No reach around! Nothing! Just a brutal and merciless assfucking!
It seemed the pounding would never end.
All the time America laughed and commanded China to squeal like a bitch.
So China squealed like a bitch!
"Eeeeeeee! Eeeeeeee!"
Then with one mighty thrust America ejaculated in China's rectum, leaving behind a huge gooey wad of proud American jizz!
Somewhere a full orchestra played "Star Spangled Banner" with Taylor Swift.
Finally America gave china such a big kick up the butthole that the jizz exploded back out its ass! America used China's face to clean its own jizz off its cowboy boots until they shone like polished marble, and then watched as China crawled away, whimpering and bleeding from the anus!
"You are welcome!" America laughed!
Around the world people cheered and bought MacDonald's to eat while driving a Ford Ranger.
Then an Eagle landed on America's shoulder and nodded approvingly and everyone clapped..
BROS IM SO EXCITED
Wait so how is manufacturing "returning" without significant tariffs?
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I'm sure some key tariffs will stay. Semiconductors, steal, pharmaceuticals.
Most of that is bluster to back it up if you have to make good on the threat, because you always have to be willing to fallow through.
ARE YOU FUCKING READY!!!
Alaska will be returned to Russia
Full withdrawal from Taiwan
Full removal of all tariffs regarding Chinese and accepting retaliatory Chinese tariff at flat 20% for 10 years to make due for lost profits.
The 2018 fraudulent Trump foundation will be reinstated and be gifted a unspecified lump sum from anonymous benefactors, one private plane has already been handed over from Qatar
Okay not gonna lie, Trump really did it is time! art of the motherfuckin' deal brothers! Were so back!!!
Shame he didn't accept returning Illegally occupied Mexican territories, but he did at least seem to support a 50 year transitional period to prepare for ceding said areas so it's a huge step in the right direction.
my nigga
Manufacturing was never coming back.
MAGA is literally retarded.
It will come back eventually but it might be in the form of brown people making mud cookies on the dirt ground.
more nigger anus for Chinese women to tongue? Awesome, perfect.
I'm serious, this is a real thing when the people get dark enough.
When Trump drops the tariffs (as planed)
New migacope just dropped bros
nooooo you are supposed to align with the leader’s messaging no matter what he does or says
Nice. SOXL gonna fly tomorrow.
CHINA CONFIRMS!!
ITS REAL!!!
it’s real in my head!
What is the fucking trade deal exactly, faggot
Yeah this isn’t a deal. But they’re at the table now. Bessent outlined it. They don’t want a complete disconnect like mutual embargo’s but whatever the trade relationship is, it’s going to be dramatically different.
No details whatsoever
There is no deal LMAO this is just a bunch of bullshit to pump the markets
The money and logistics to do this must be so high that no large company would want to spend it. They already cut corners and lower quality of products to make more profit. Imagine them spending billions just to get back to the US and their products would end up costing much more, so much less sales.
clue why anyone believed the US was going to suddenly build thousands of manufacturing plants in 4 years kek.
Because it has to to survive?
You do realise that the only reason China gives you all this free shit is because you pay them in oil right? And your oil is running out
Didn't you get the memo? The narrative already changed. We don't want manufacturing back in the US. We just want new trade deals with jeets and chinks.
getting hard to think of any good that press freedom brought us
There is no press freedom it’s all owned by conspiratorial international Jews who coordinate the same narratives and psyops globally
This is what you say is press freedom:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZggCipbiHwE
I say it’s controlled media, not by the governement, but by a cartel of foreign conspirators
i don't know why we don't utilize our niggers more. We should force a bunch of homegrown engineers into countries we want to try and force a trade deal with
The US supplies less than 4% of chinas oil import lmao
America owns all the middle eastern oil are you just acting stupid or are you really that sense
the trade war was a global market wide short so (((insiders))) could profit
Fucking kek
You're an idiot
stonks go up
poor bears. always having to resort to dirty tricks to make anything