Is Miami as cool as GTA VI says it is? What's life like there IRL? Would you live there?

Is Miami as cool as GTA VI says it is? What's life like there IRL? Would you live there?

Is that negroid goblin supposed to be a latina?

miami sucks, way too many fucking people. always hot

look at how good the graphics are now, you just have to go and buy a graphics card worth as much as a motorbike.

everyone is brown in the US

It's an exaggerated conglomerate of Florida. Yes sometimes the beach is full of Cubans and Haitians but not to the extent they advertise. Everything else is real though ngl

Yes those two things are synonymous, anon. Consult the graph.

I'm not.

If you have lots of money... sure.
If not, it's just a "first world" favela.

It's a Latino.
That's a man.

You have the Everglades on one side and the ocean on the other, there is no room to expand. Still, there's a huge demand for people to move here and as aresult the traffic suck. People drive like absolute maniacs since most of them learned to drive in a 3rd world country. Most people in Miami speak spanish as their first language.

South Beach is full of Russian whores harassing you to eat in restaurants.
Haitians are trash.
Cubans can be okay.

That's a very masculine face. The jaw is well defined. Probably more subtle propaganda to create more troons.

Is Miami as cool as GTA VI says it is?

Do you fucking terminally online nerds ever experience sunlight? I really feel sorry for you as you age in front of a computer screen others are socializing beachfront and living life.

Most of the Hispanics in FL are Cubans. They are based, traditional, and white.

No, it's very hot and humid. It gets cool in like January February, otherwise, no, it is not cool at all.

No, it's very hot and humid. It gets cool in like January February, otherwise, no, it is not cool at all.

This.

As said, stay away. Alligators are renting Urus from Turos and eating people on the McArthur.. Cubans are spraying Mac-10s all over Brickell, and Haitians are kidnapping tourists from MIA and dumping them in Liberty City.

Stay in NY/NJ for your own safety.

socializing beachfront

sitting in sand with fat niggers as your scenery

worst thing abut miami is it's basically an extension of israel

sitting in sand with fat niggers as your scenery

Hollywood/Dania beach detected

Miami is the only liveable American city.

It has all the problems of general America though. Food is horrible. It's not a price issue, American basic ingredients are just bad, you can pay $200 for a meal, it tastes really good but you still feel better after eating McDonalds in Europe or Dubai. You would need a personal chef and import literally everything from other countries to have the food quality of a minimum wage worker in Europe. Government services barely work. High taxes. Police state, although on state level Florida is relatively ok in this regard (Texas is probably the worst).
Considering you have to eat literally every day and food impacts health and mental state, it's a very big issue.

City itself is relatively well maintained. Roads are good. Drivers are good. Shops are normal, and what I mean by that is that you can just go and take products off the shelf. In California 1/3 to 1/2 of everything is hidden behind a glass because of rampant shoplifting, which turns basic shopping into a humiliation ritual. I was in Miami area for a while and didn't see any homeless. I'm sure they exist, but it's not a visible problem. In LA you have to literally walk over homeless drug addicts laying down on sidewalks during the day and especially night.

Crime is relatively (for America, lol) low. You can actually explore the city on foot at night and it's good. This sounds normal for non-Americans, but in places like Los Angeles you're actually risking your life and over a longer time you will get robbed by some junkie with a gun.

I can't understand why anyone would choose California or Texas over Florida. You're already in America, so all general issues are the same, it's pure increase in living standards.

Climate is great.

Had a friend move down to Florida and immediately die in a car crash because some rapper was fleeing the cops in a police chase and T-boned him.

I live in Sarasota.

We call the Miami coastal area the "Jew Coast".

Live in an area with yearly hurricanes.

No fucking thank you.

I’ve never been to America, or outside Europe even.

But even I have picked up that Miami is incredibly incredibly jewish.

City itself is relatively well maintained. Roads are good. Drivers are good.

oh my oh my my emirati friend, you clearly have never been here.

Crime is relatively (for America, lol) low.

You should explore the fascinating flora and fauna of Miami Gardens! Especially on a Friday night after a concert lets out.

I live in Sarasota.

I'm sorry. Time to wash your F1150 and scream at your neighbor.

Why is the United States so anti-White?

I don't see what the actual game is

you can drive cars and look at latinas drinking cocktails on the beach

So? I can drive fast irl and chat up birds at the pub, can even go into town and get a cocktail with a little hat on it and do some coke if I really want.
GTA was like a ridiculous cartoon version of real life. It was funny to make CJ a fat fuck or a huge roided giganigga and pop an uzi on groups of ballas as you drive round breaking shit. It's not supposed to be the fucking sims

Hey buddy, I drive a RAM.

This is now a Florida thread. Everybody check-in.

i always piss myself laughing at the chart

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No. it fucking sucks. Stay in your barrio spic.

People confuse "Miami" with "Miami Beach". They are miles apart and separated by a long causeway. Miami Beach is tragic. Packed to the gills with obese blacks on vacation, walking around in skimpy bikinis, pretending to be rappers, and screeching about "muh South Beach". It's also gridlock traffic 24/7. Basically assholes trying to feel cool because they're in "South Beach".

The city of Miami is actually pretty cool. It's mostly spanish speaking. Little Havana has great food and music. It's not trendy, nor full of douchebags like Miami Beach. It's mostly conservative for a big city. It's run down in quite a few areas, but has no areas that are like no-go warzones like Chicago or NYC. There's nice nature preserves to visit, and a nice design district if you're into that. It's less black and less faggy than other large cities, but you have to be ok with being surrounded by cubans.

Personally, I really enjoy it, and I'm not a beach person. You can go to a nice restaurant at night, no black people, have awesome food, listen to a great cuban band. It's not expensive either.

Latinx

Will a bunch of fat nigresses with BBLs overtake Ocean Blvd in GTAVI?

Why are only the coasts inhabited in South Florida? The areas in between seem to be mostly nature and protected land.

San Andreas for Playstation 2 had a burger and gym system when you eat a burger you get a bit fatter but if you go to the gym you get more buff

Why can modern game designers not implement this? Is it like a lost technology?

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Will a bunch of fat nigresses with BBLs overtake Ocean Blvd in GTAVI?

Life isn't video games, pal.

People confuse "Miami" with "Miami Beach".

Noo.... it's SOUTH beech you know, like GTA and the movie Bad Boyz I'm rent a Lambo and live my lyfe one quarter mile at a time!! Selfie time!

Thank you tourists for your money. Now fuck off back to your vertical cities and "progressive" overloads

Did you play it in English or Danish?

Are MAGA country men as sexy as Jason? Is this why millions risk it all to get to the US?

The graphics look barely better than the last game. They didn't tease any gameplay so you know it will be ass.

it was like that 25 years ago, now its an even bigger, more traffic ridden shithole.

too warm for actual white people for anything longer than a 2 week vacation to disneyworld.

It's mostly swamp, so it's either unbuildable or nature preserves.

miami

there couldnt exist a worst fucking scam on the planet. Its full of third world goblins from latin america mixed in with pretentious rich jews and literal fags. just like latin america, local government is corrupt as fuck...

Also theres nothing to fucking do there. If youre not a rich fag its a place you can only visit. Everything is wildly expensive in the OK parts that average dudes dont live there. The only other spot is like a beach and thats it. Theres nothing else.

like most American cities, it was cooler in the 80s

English

Jason's too good for her. Why is he settling?

Florida in general is a shithole.

Very few whites and it’s humid as hell.

This nigger believes everything he sees in video games.

lol
lmao
even

How many boosters did you take?

Everything is wildly expensive

This is just completely wrong. I have breakfast in Little Havana, get fresh baked guava pastelitos that are like the best pastry in the US, fresh squeezed OJ, and delicious coffee, and it's dirt cheap.

Same thing with lunch and dinner. You get a giant plate of lechon asado, rice, and beans, and it's dirt cheap.

You're probably talking about going to some instgrammable cafe in South Beach.

Florida has the best white to shit skin ratio in the south coastline belt. The only better coastline you gonna find is way up north where you freeze if you touch the water

I guess that you have to find out in the actual game.

It's terrible. I've been living here for the last 24 years and I'm dying to get the fuck out.

miami is a literal hellhole full of the absolute worst people imaginable:
65 iq haitians
third world scammer cubans
jews
etc
as you go north into broward and boca it doesnt get any better. infinite niggers and people from new jersey.
the only nice places in florida that were quiet and scenic and serene filled up with motherfuckers from out of state during the covid migrations, so even now those little towns are constantly gridlocked with traffic.
the only honorary white cubans are the ones who first came here when castro took power. they were light skinned and educated, well mannered, etc. Everything since has been third world balsero trash who have names like yoel and yolandy and steal boats from backyards, do fraud, etc. they are a plague.
congrats you fucking retard, i guess we can just ignore the cost of housing, auto insurance, and everything else that is wildly more expensive than the rest of the country because you got a cheap shitty breakfast in little havana. muh pastelitos moron.

The only better coastline you gonna find is way up north where you freeze if you touch the water

Maine?

Is Miami as cool as GTA VI says it is?

What's life like there IRL?

Miami is only good for the ass but since most of you are incel maybe even unironically gay. you dont have to worry about it.

You would need a personal chef and import literally everything from other countries to have the food quality of a minimum wage worker in Europe.

I call it bulshit especially fucking mcdonalds. You can buy grass fed steaks if you are that obsessed with quality.

And whenever posters say Europe they mean fucking Germany that has horrible food and supermarkets are full of cheapest possible trash. I wont even mention Scandinavia.

Southern Europe + France has better food overall tham US. But average minimum wage worker eats shit even there.

A cuban goblin yes

renting a car and going to disney world and the beach used to be a rite of passage for bongs. you could always spot them a mile away because of they were red and badly sun burned. i don't think they do this as much now.

It used to be an absolute hellhole with the world’s trashiest people, but then after covid the majority of the trash left to fag up other cities in northern states. So it’s much more peaceful now. Miami central still sucks though because the remaining scum still lives there

Used to be a pseudo-third world shithole back in the 2010s, but ever since COVID hit its become quite nice, especially in the Brickell area/Downtown. Construction is booming like crazy there on the level I haven't seen since I was in Vietnam a few years ago. A lot of it is unrecognizable now from even just a decade ago in a very good way, almost like Singapore in some areas. They need to keep expanding the gentrification further West though, Overtown needs to be completely demolished at this point and rebuilt, its way too close to Downtown, and Little Havana needs to be condensed and built up more and become a Brickell-lite area before I give the city an official green light. Right now most development has just been along the intercoastal/Biscayne Blvd heading North/South, its a great start, but it now needs to start moving further West and inland and public transport/metrorail/metromover should be expanded further West inland with the development as well. If Miami can accomplish it will become the best city in the US by far, Brickell is already one of the nicest and most modern strips of real estate I have seen in the US, its just a bit small and needs to be expanded inland more.

It's nice if you are rich and want to have a lot of sex with Instagram influencer girls and hang out in "da club". If you aren't into clubs or vapid sluts then Miami has nothing to offer.

You’re a fucking retard. Everything he said is 100% right, never-traveller.

Germany that has horrible food and supermarkets are full of cheapest possible trash

You’re a complete fucking moron. An actual know-nothing dumbass.

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT YOUR COUNTRY!

Kys

Yeah it is.

Best post in the thread. Agree 100% with everything

You couldn’t afford Miami so why does it even matter

It’s not as bad as the northern states he’s right about that. GA, CA, and TX are absolute hellscapes.

Most Florida whites aren’t even white kek, bunch of trailer trash drug addicts with nigger blood and kikes

Dude stop lying, the beach gets jam packed with the most retarded black niggers every sprang brayk.

I have visited, was actually pretty cool. However, if you go to the area with the big fancy malls, everyone there looks and acts like LA snobs. But if you go out towards the beaches and Cuban areas, there's a very chill and happy vibe to it. Beaches are actually nice and clean, even found pieces of coral in the water. Food in the area is awesome. Would I live there? Eh, maybe, if I had the money. Certainly beats Jacksonville.

They make everything streamlined now, it's hyper controlled by some kike corpo who cares about time and profit, the developers used to make things for fun but they don't have the control anymore

Florida is pretty much just California except poorer and with a lot more niggers (15% of Florida’s population is niggers while commiefornia is 5%)

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Name the exact restaurant and ill go RIGHT NOW to take/post pics to show that You’re a faggot liar

That guy is a faggot liar

We have the best beaches up here in New England. There is a reason the elites like the Obamas and the Kennedys hang out in Martha's Vineyard.

If you like sweaty big bootie latinas and overpriced drinks, lodging and 4' long wild iguanas all over the place I suppose

CA has many times more dangerous junkies, and the wetbacks there are almost equally as bad as our blacks. Plus CA everything is illegal. There’s zero free speech and you can get convicted just for insulting someone there

Not even remotely true at all. California is filthy dirty with homeless junkies and the stench of weed smoke everywhere, some of the worst infrastructure and urban development in the US as well. Florida looks like Singapore by comparison.

I've heard it's wicked expensive, crime ridden and not great, it's fun to visit not to live,

Would you live there?

it's filled with spics and jews

its probably dystopian as fuck, every video you see from there is degenerate people, sure if you are famous you can meet cool people there but even then I wouldnt live there. The Pauls moved to puerto rico instead of there for a reason.

I worked on a cruise ship for a while, and it was quite common for us to dock in Fort Lauderdale, near Miami. Honestly, I didn't find it a great place; too many highways and not enough space to walk. I don't know if that's something specific to this area or if it's widespread throughout the United States. But if you like walking, like me, you won't find it a very pleasant place. The beaches were fine, I suppose, but to be honest it was much better when we docked at the various Caribbean islands.

Another thing that caught my attention is that this city is home to people who literally can't speak English. More than once, I've had to stop speaking English and speak Spanish so people could understand me, especially Venezuelans and Puerto Ricans. That pisses me off a little. If you're going to move to another country, the least you should do is learn to speak the local language.
Anyway, if I had to rate it, it's a 6/10. The only really interesting thing is the beaches; otherwise, it's an unenjoyable city.

What a blessed day to have eyes
Sides are in orbit

My mom got robbed by the venezuelan spic cashier at a publix who couldnt speak ANY english right in front of a line of other wetbacks, who also couldnt speak or understand english, and they all sided with the cashier robber. I had to draw on the crowd of spics cuz they were getting aggressive with her, they all froze and scattered like rats. And I got her the money back. Probably were all illegal immigrants tbqh. The US is an absolute hellscape but believe it or not FL is just not as bad anymore as the northern states.

Lived in Florida for 14 years, mostly throughout my teens and early 20s. The trailers, although, obviously a little over-the-top, are very very representative of Florida. It surprises me sometimes, because there are a lot of things that are really only common knowledge amongst Floridian that they're sliding into the game, which really let's me know they've done their research; From the inclusion of "Gator land", to Raccoons digging through trashcans (literally happens all the time), to Iguanas roaming the streets of South Florida, to Gators, Rednecks, and Latin Americans, referencing clubs and other places which not only exist, but are genuinely well-known, etc.
That being said, this is ultimately a GTA game. Whilst they are taking a lot of their inspiration from real-life events, places, people-groups, etc., they are compacting it so that it seems like something crazy is going on every day or every couple hours, which, obviously, for the average Floridian, isn't happening. It's a state of 23 1/2 million people. The chances of actually being involved in something crazy is slim, but definitely not 0. They'll also obviously exaggerate criminal activity, since it is GTA.

You also better know Spanish if you want to live specifically in Miami. Otherwise, good luck to you.
While that might be true, Miami is really not a fair example.
Florida was Spanish territory until 1845. Thus, Cubans and other Spanish/Latin-Americans had already been living there for hundreds of years. Miami in particular has had a large Latin-American (particularly Cuban) population for a very long time, but you can still even see their mark in places like Tampa... Ybor city for example was at one point a large producer of cigars, particularly produced by a large Cuban and Spanish community in the 1800s and 1900s.

But the games are so badly optimized that they will require a good computer to run it smoothly

Nah you’re wrong about florida’s history. Spics were a tiny minority in miami and sfl. Place was mostly anglo crackers and some blacks they brought down with them.

Not just the US. They're making it global now.
Kids watching TV this morning when I get up. Apparently entire cast of little Mermaid are niggers now, complete with shit zoomer brand broccoli hairstyle

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More than once, I've had to stop speaking English and speak Spanish so people could understand me, especially Venezuelans and Puerto Ricans.

Some of the more recent migrants from Central America don't even speak fluent Spanish. They speak K'iche', or some other indigenous language. I've heard that there were American courts that had to pause legal proceedings because the suspect needed a court-appointed K'iche' to English interpreter skilled in translating legal terms, and there are only about five of those in the world.

It's a problem throughout all of the US, although the least terrible in the Northeast, due to lots of old city-centers (that weren't just torn down for highways) still existing. The lack of walk-ability was the number 1 thing I hated about living in the US. Living in a suburb as a teen in the US without a car feels like living in a fucking jail cell sometimes.

The Puerto Ricans have been a plague to Florida in general, and not just Miami. They are nasty, slow to integrate (if at all), commit plenty of crimes, are entitled, act trashy, etc. Of course, not all. They are certainly better neighbors than blacks for example, but that doesn't make them pleasant people. They ruined the town I lived in.

you clearly have never been here.

challenge accepted, random photo from inside the hotel I was in (not all the time).
It's a MASSIVE challenge to even find bread without sugar added, which is only added to lowest priced slop elsewhere.
I spent several minutes rummaging through a big shelf with various breads. Finally I found something called "keto bread" that was just bread without added sugar. They love to add sugar to everything.
Eggs and vegetables have weaker taste. Everything appears to be optimized for pure size at the cost of nutrients.

Before I visited I thought memes about American food being bad are just anti-American propaganda from smug europeans. It's not. Europeans are individually much poorer and AC is a luxury outside of Southern Europe (where central AC is a luxury), but minimum wage workers eat better food than American multimillionaires.

they will require a good computer

What's a good computer in 2025?

You might be right to an extent, but the census data is muddy prior to the 1950s on this particular issue.
At least by the 1950s already, Spanish-speakers/Hispanics/Spanish peoples made up a significant part of the population. At least in certain parts of Florida (Miami, Tampa...). Now, the rest of Florida was most definitely majority non-hispanic white and the influx of hispanics has definitely swamped previous heritage-American land (take Central Florida as an example).
But it still stands that there existed a significant community of hispanics/Spanish, which was well-documented even into the 1800s. Of course, these were mainly hispanics of WHITE origin at the time, meanwhile the influx of hispanics from the 1980s+ has mainly been non-white/mixed.

Why is the United States so anti-White?

Jews think we're their mortal enemies for some reason, so they've brainwashed everyone else into hating us. Same thing applies to the UK and most of Europe; their mass immigration of mostly muslims is entirely anti-white.

Just another one capitalistic shit from Gaymerica, nothing surprising

damn it I feel gay being excited for the story just because its modern day florida bonnie and clyde with love story ride or die shit. I wish I had a girlfriend.

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i dont understand why anyone who isnt rich or retired moves there. there is absolutely fuck all for industry there unless you want to build houses for 50 bucks a day or work at some nigger daycare theme park.

It's a shithole filled with nogs, spics who don't speak a lick of english, jews, tourists and retired boomers. There's hardly anything to do here and it's hot or nonstop torrential downpour all year round except for those few weeks in december and january where it's cold.

No one actually wants to do 100 reps at the gym in grand theft auto. it was cool when we were 12.

Nigger I love autistic stuff. I made 80 potions in KCDII today while working.

Blatant gay jewish faggotism

thread full of actual faggot Jews doing their usual "it's totally nothing, you're must be the gay one"

Double confirmed gay far right jewish shit. There are enormous numbers of gay jews and gay non jewish men (completely unassociated with gay Jews) in gayming. The game is gay racist Jewish bullshit like GTA is period. Far right homosexual Republican jewish bullshit to get non white kids to engage in criminal and or sexual behavior behavior (like most shitmerican media directed to kids) so the Republican cops and Republican justice system can assault kill and imprison then and get a jump on ruining their lives, and fake party Democrats have fuck nothing the last [ANY number here] to address and inform parents and families of this obvious plan to attack and ruin the lives of who is supposedly their consistency, who makeup the far majority of criminal and prison inhabitants? Why are Democrats doing this? Because there a Republican fake-oppisition party, in function or in fact. It doesn't matter which one because the same results occur. But, it's in fact. The what the democratic party is, that's their purpose and what they do: a Republican subsidiary party that assists Republicans in harming non-white and white political opponents.

>Attractive man appears in video game

>Men: Wow he looks badass! I can't wait to play as him :)

No straight men do not get excited for how "attractive" a male character is, you faggot homosexual.

One that's not clearly excessively pornographically and sexually depicted, and for that matter one that has his clothes on.

Would you live there?

Its probably one of those cities that if you have money and health, is an amazing place to live 9 months of the year.

Imagine the bugs though. No bueno.

cool, I guess

You have really bad vision anon.
This is probably the only slop game series I've actually played and believe me I hate r* with every fiber in my being but this games graphics not only on the goys5 look really good with no ray tracing the pc version is going to be infinite × better.

ugly

fat

man face

40 years old

brown

They can’t help themselves I’m so sick of this shit in every game
spics are not people

Autistic stuff like that is fun and gives games soul

A friend of mine considered moving to US, he was in Florida and got to know a guy that offered him a job, they went out drinking one night and when they went to the potential boss place for after party he tried to almost harrass him to fuck his wife, my friend moved to Croatia.

Just move all israelis there. Boomers love kikes

Crime is relatively (for America, lol) low

Miami

Floridians are addicted to copium.

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Its mostly spics not the nigger infestation you see in the game

I think the vast majority of gta players would dislike it if getting max melee damage required repetitive mindless button mashing in the virtual gym for an hour, its just gay. Sure I liked that kind of stuff in 2004, but that was childhood and that was different. If you want something where repetitive grinding activity boosts stats just play Pokemon.

KCDII

None of those 80 potions will save you from getting aids and monkeypox Henry you fucking faggot !

No, I’ve been to Miami many times. Unless you’re a millionaire you live like a peasant

They're already there.
The kikes have been in Florida since like the 1700's and Boca Raton is literally owned by them.
They all migrated there wit dem slave ships nnn sheeiitt.

It was 20 years ago, but now there's a lot of immigrants

Max melee damage right now requires you to beat up a bus full of people for 30 mins in story mode or punch people close to an hour to max the stat.
The gym option is infinite times better than doing that.

That sounds fun to me fuck off casual

Too many niggers and spics.

t. lives in the White Western Algarve

It is comfy?

Roamed around Miami city and the southern region in google maps and it looked nice desu

what's weird is as a kid I lived like a half hour drive from Miami. but no one I knew ever showed any interest in going there. we never did. I lived nearby for a few years and have never been to Miami in my life

Miami is filthy.

I bet you can still steer cars midair, making it gutter trash.

GTA IV is still the best, especially now that modern hardware can compensate for its shitty port.

Only if you're a turbonormie and a brown who speaks beaner
Yeah everything is north-south and all the highways are tolled because Jews, I'll chill out there for a week or so at a time to dodge a gulf hurricane but no longer than that

hell I used to live in Florida and never thought much of it. your post made me want to look at it on googl maps.

zoom in to Miami. first thing I see is a Jewish shool

lol
actually surprising how much of the state is wild. looks like there are just a few cities here and there and then nothing but wild lands. where I live now, if you look at it on Google maps, anything darker green is a forest, anything brownish or lighter green is corn, grey is concrete where people live

I just don't do gey stuff, I also kill all the Jews I encounter. I like the part where Jew town burns down.
Yes I don't like the added gay scenes, but at least they are only shown if you literally click the gay buttons. I think there are 2 in game. Not sure if both have a cutscene.

Was playing diablo2 before. They made the niggerdin even more nigger.

The driving mechanics and ragdoll physics were superior in gta iv by far compared to v.
They better bring back head chopping with the katana and chainsaws back too.

dude, bro, what if- what if we took the cast from Into The Blue (2005) and made it Bonnie & Clyde, but with a modern spin

this was literally the sales pitch and you can't convince me otherwise

need the “spring break” DLC where all the niggers show up and fight in the streets so I can treat that like I’m gonna treat the pride parades

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It's pretty fucking hot for four months of the year. broken up by cooling rain showers and sea breezes. If you stay in the shade it's pretty comfy even at the peak of summer

The Pinecrest city/suburb looks very nice. Miami metro makes think about how things could be in Brazil, especially Rio de Janeiro. For you it might be just another ordinary suburb but for an open-minded third worlder I see what could have been

you could eat off the ground in Brickell or Coral Gables. If you speak Spanish, it is a paradise. Plenty to do, you lack initiative. Traffic is the worst issue

Whats buddy in the backrounds tricep routine, those things are poppin (NO HOMO)?

mutt humid weather year round, no seasons

hatians, cubans, venezuelans, other assorted mutt whites

kikes as far as the eye can see

sky high home prices

yeah sounds like paradise

niggers. niggers everywhere. spring break in general is just niggers. in fact everywhere in the USA is niggers. niggers. niggers. niggers. niggers. niggers on the tv. niggers on the telephone. niggers on the Xbox. niggers in the books. niggers on the advertisements. niggers on the street. niggers here. niggers there. niggers everywhere. NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS

Yeah beaches in New England are tolerable for four month a year. water is still freezing year round, full of rocks and seaweed. stinks at low tide

24 million people

only work theme parks or house building

A friend of mine visited and says its very rough. Everyone is black. Trashy place.

That's the whole US and to a lesser extent, Europe.

You really need to go there and eat theor food and experience it first hand. 2 to 3x the price for stuff poor people wouldn't eat here.

quite the share of vagrants and poverty you have. worst cuisine outside of mud and mosquito pie. however, your people are some of the warmest in the world. way better cost of living than FL.

SAVED AND ROFLMFAO

supposed to be

what do you think miami latinas are? even the ones with 100% south american ancestry act like total niggers. you'd have no way of knowing if they were a quadroon or spic

i wikipediad Miami yesterday and like 11% of newborns are WHITE not even hispanic white so i guess you have a lot of niggas around and lations. If it comes to Latinas im fine, i love Latinas, i also love warm weather, beaches, skycrapers at the beach but all that niggas mate all that stinky brown lation men... hell naawh

also Miami only has like 400k people not very growing which is weird. 400k town would be a small town in Germany and not even relevant

jm press, skull crushers and overhead extensions eryday

Michigan

"Miami" is more than just the city center core. You have Miami Beach and Coral Gables and many other other areas in Dade County that are technically separate from Miami proper but for the most part tightly condensed and linked to Miami as a whole.

turn slider on UE5 male musculature to max right after you're done sliding UE5 female attractiveness slider to zero

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she's black

Nope, yuck!

She's Latina.

Based arab summer chad

Same thing nigger

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yup, full of upper shoulder flab and fat from all the processed food in the USA

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Cubans are White

They're Mexicans you stupid piece of shit

Can you just think again on what you just said?

You're Mexican, too, faggot

Big American cities are largely prisons and the people who live there can't even begin to understand why that is the case.

We are not.

I'm not for open borders immigration at all but Francis Suarez (Cuban) is unironically probably the best mayor in the entire US at the moment. Cubans have made some good contributions to this country compared to other groups.

Whatever. Tengo como chingo bingo taco bell

This board is full of illegal immigrants

I've lived in Miami my whole life. It's not all glitz and glamor obviously, they're going to hype up all the elements for a GTA game. The main issues here are bad traffic every day except sunday, some real shit drivers, and yes it gets intolerably hot. If you don't speak at least a little spanish it's hard to get by, most every day you'll meet at least one person who can't communicate in english at all so it helps to know the simple stuff. Upsides, a lot of the smaller things are nice. Nature preserves, gardens and the upscale neighborhoods are beautiful with a big variety of trees and plants. I love the animals we have here, even if a lot of them are loose exotic species. There's a nice variety of restaurants, great local pizza and BBQ places. It's comfortable enough that I rarely travel. So I can't say it's a great travel destination but as my home, I'm fond of it.

Transform a city as fast and as good as Francis Suarez has and then we'll talk. Cubans are by and large Republicans btw.

Why did it need to be transformed in the first place?

The "Spanish only" thing, at least in downtown/Brickell and other Biscayne Blvd developed areas seems to have improved a lot over the past decade. Before English used to be frowned down on and aggressively pushed against, but now it seems like the locals have accepted that English is a main staple of the central areas of Miami now. I think all of the people from up North who flooded into Miami after COVID has seemed to improve this issue quite a bit. I expect it to get better as the years go on and more people from other parts of the US continue to move to Miami.

Because it was an urban sprawl shithole.

I've lived in florida for almost 30 years and have never been south of west palm beach. Once you hit like port st lucie on i95 the entire state changes, the people drive crazier, the language goes from english to spanish, the "police" don't even look american and speak in heavy accents.

It depends on what you consider white. Many cubans are around 95 to 100% spanish, but spaniards themselves are not white in the anglo american concept.

Overtown is a no go zone you idiot.

They didn't tease any gameplay

Poor retarded zoomie doesn't know Rockstar game advertisements come directly from in game footage. You'll still buy it anyways

hot and humid as fuck pretty much year round

expensive

overpopulated

god awful traffic

biggers, nigger culture, spics galore

Florida is basically the natural disaster central of the US

You tell me if that sounds like a great place to live

Only a nigger finds stupid shit like this amusing. White men played Vice City.

*Mafia