/LPBG/ Louisiana parole board general

what does any of this have to do with the guy getting dead after drinking with this guy and his buddy?

AND THEN I WAS SO SORRY

Sweet, I didn't miss anything. Thanks, frens.

FINALLY

Would you fast forward please

Thank you Sheryl

is something making weird sound in the background?

GYATT

Only room for one baker in this town betty.

He always remembered to say Grace

the defendunt is white my volt today would be to grant

The fuck just happened there? Or was my sound just glitching out?

numerals noted

she shifted into high speed mode there for a minute

yuck

pled down from death penalty

No way he's walking.

I agree, I got a feeling that Pete is going to say:
"Well you were supposed to get the death penalty and they dropped it down to life in prison so you got a break."
Then Chucky will say: "I Concur"

HE SAID THE MAGIC WORDS

i concur

"no ma'am, i just know a lot of people who get told about murders and don't call the cops."

christ what a marathon

I think this is the first time that I've seen a criminal in a suit. It's pretty nice for a suit that's got to be brought into a jail.

BOOM HEADSHOT

Betty does not agree with the Board.

Oh shit we're on today?
Sorry I'm late friends.

Checked and they always seem to be dressed really nicely at that prison. I think they make them or something.

he gone die in there, might as well kill his cellmate so they put him back on death row

STOOT

i do believe that is the first time i have ever heard that name.

id much rather be on death row than lwop. if I was on trial for murder id be begging for death row

damn whats up this niggers ass

Found a news blurb about the conviction
Jury only took 1 hour to return the verdict
He shot his best friend in the face so he could rob and carjack him, then fucked hookers with the monty

Glad that Yakub could stop by the stream.

"thanks for the accountability"

"he was my best friend"

LOL

Fucked up the image, here's the full text

killed his best friend

Many such cases

hes living the meme

is this a parole board or an experience report board?

its a nigger yammer a lot board

He saw I was trippin'

So basically

I was high

He laughed at something I said, and I took offense

I pointed a gun at his face and shot him

And then, of course, he went to a hotel and fucked a hooker for a couple hours

what goes through the mind of a nigger as it commits crimes

i wasn't gonna shoot up my friend but I was high

why they all yammer with the same exact cadence with ulms and alms

I call it the nigger yammer

niggers. multiple mothers, no fathers.

What was he smoking that caused him to purposely shoot his 'best friend' over something so inconsequential?

i wasn't gonna shoot up my friend but I was high

Ah yes, the Afroman defense

This story is fucking wild

...and everybody clapped

i assume this is one of kerry's subvampires

What do you call this type of nigger yammer, he and his sister do it. Ive heard it before

gets high and murders his best friend, stealing his money for hoes

role model

not to hard to get over the bar in "the community"

Wind.

shucking and jiving
it's a nigger specialty

He also has a wailing wall behind him

my favorite is still the child molester with the bucket of chicken with the crying little girl on it.

although the i gotta admit the bat in that pic always makes me chuckle.

so his homie laughed at him for being a bitch when he tried to act hard

i guess he showed him

kek

Bang bang bang

Who da bitch now?

Goes a fucks a woman

Yo hona it was a nigga moment.

shit boss might as well rob him after you shoot him. not like that will make them execute you any harder.

where the fuck does one go to get embalming fluid and why do so many niggers know where it is?

lol his faggot ass nigger friend was wearing earrings and a pearl necklace

twenny fo years is not a lot
DENIED

NEVERMIND.

you can get it on amazon

Funeral homes in the hood. Probably run by coons and has an endless supply of bodies coming in.

lol Pete Fremin going ham on these niggers today

he told young nigger to keep his head up like Tupac or som

Yeah, even if it's a nigger, I felt bad.
And the obligatory 'I concur', lmao

Denied.

Tupac is secretly alive somewhere in the Louisiana prison system

and Pete knows about it

Mr Holliday with 2 L's bout to lose some more Holidays

My favorite

smoking weed made me a crazy killer just like in Reefer Madness!! HONEST.

They ALWAYS seem to be hanging around with the wrong people.

hes currently tryna get his ged at 70 years of age

This nigger is going to yammer for atleast 10 minutes

re-entry specialist

"I own a trucking company"

translation: i am a dog catcher like the dad in Friday

"i also own a bbq company"

translation: i sometimes cook in the park for my ten gorillion cousins

truly, that nigger looks like he went in the darkest direction possible

She sounds like that annoying dyke Wanda Sykes.

The yammering is absolutely insane, it sounds like washing machine noises to me

washing machine

close. farming equipment.

BIX NOOD MAWFUGGA

"NAW DAWG I DONT KNOW NUFFIN"

prator is smoking this nigger gyatt

"i'm not here to retry your case i just want to steath let the other board members know about that in case they missed it."

based prager.

prator even

That pause

Fucking hell Chucky can't you even try to pay attention.

THANK-EN' FO' A CHAYNGE

Most impactful program

Thinking For A Change

Fucking lmao

gotta respect a .357

THE ROCK?

Wait, he smoked someone with The Rock?!

hammering

CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN

SEE YOU KNOW YOU DONE FUCKED UP RIGHT???

maybe if his family would have yammered some mo' he'd be a free man like back in the slave days

You dumb niggers know you can use a handgun to hunt right?

Denied

BIYCN

sure. they make some sweet lever actions for it.

Apparently murder kek

and yea i know you can also hunt with a handgun. i guess all i'm really saying is i wish i had a .357 lever action.

Just popping by to say hi frens! I got work off so I am going fishing, but hope all the niggers get thrown back into their cages today.

give me a 10mm

good luck out there fren

he should be here

I should be where he is

lol

Here come the nogidile tears. Boo hoo, nigga.

BIG PLASTIC ON HIS HIIIIIIIIP

also works

damn mr hicks coming out zesty

First let me kiss your asses, with bland and unnecessary flattery.

imagine if one of their kids is dead and mother's day is their least favorite day of the yeare

HE'S PRACTICALLY THE SECOND COMING OF JESUS

always a good sign when your character witness is also an ex con

Okay chud.

Okay, I’ve seen this clown for a couple times now. Anyone got a QRD?

Lets be honest here
That man is wearing a clip on tie

Not just one, but two ex cons

More Jesus stuff

What do you do if you're in prison and not religious or not a Christian?

5 and a half years for a bag of weed.

I wouldn't believe in god anymore lol

20 years for a bag of weed is pretty steep lol

5.5 years for a bag of weed

Prator says "huh"

3rd offense

Oh, yeah, that upgrades it to a felony

making a 100k as a (ex con) waiter

nah money really is that devalued

How you like moral compass?

what it taught you?

In Louisiana even whites sound like niggers

these are the well spoken ones
some of those swamp people literally do not speak english

"BUT I DIDN"T HAVE BREAKFAST"

is it a unanimous required?

Sounds like no, a 4-1 vote is a victory
Meemaw tried, but she got outvoted

ah well. it' still only a recommendation. the governor can still fold it up into a paper airplane and launch it towards his wastebasket.

they goin easy on niggas now

How dare those bastards go against Meemaw.

named after two rifles

One of these is not like the others

inside his mind: "this is just like taking a long flight on Frontier Airlines"

caselaw.findlaw.com/court/la-court-of-appeal/1671837.html

STATE v. LADD (2014)

" The defendant, Corey J. Ladd, appeals his sentence, arguing that it is unconstitutionally excessive. After review of the record in light of the applicable law and argument of the parties, we vacate that portion of his sentence prohibiting parole and affirm the sentence as amended."

this bitch seems like she might die before she gets around to finishing her statement.

The only thing missing is landing upside-down.

Lungs suck so bad you need a breather after every single word.

issa huh lassa wisha

I

just

want

the

board

to

know

I

prayed.

i support board pay being increased for having to endure this torture

dear god does the whole fucking family talk like this

did she just say "imma pre-cih-cate"???

apparently yes lmao

somehow this one sounds even worse!

That sheboon who only speaks in single words looks like she has two mouths. Stare at her for a sec.

He changed

Well yeah, looking at his shirt , I believe you. Thanks for that stroke induced speech. No more ham biscuits eh

pete is raiding the snack machine
chuck is popping pills in a bathroom stall. unbeknownst to him one of the others is taking a dump in the next stall

Alone, no chance

I'd like to imagine Meemaw is heating up some of her homemade cookies in the breakroom toaster oven while Sheryl is smoking a Virginia Slim cigarette by the back door.

I dont like seeing niggas go free man that shit pisses me off

They aren't free, per se. They are going to ask the governor to commute their sentence to 99 years with parole. The governor can deny that, but if he accepts it, they're still in prison, they just now have a chance for parole down the line.

pretty well said by both white guys

"see we do so many robberies where we don't shoot anybody that i was totally surprised."

"more than i could even comprehend"

that i believe

Prator does not understand this niggardry.

back in the cage, nigger

Oh he's MAD

Denied

BIYCN

You're the nig .. in the box.

kek

Next up another murder but with a spicy twist.

This nigga raped Mother Nature!!!

crime against nature

is that horsefucking or just cornholing a minor?

Send him to forest court

Incest or zoophilia

Alice in Chains reference?

Buried in his dindu nuffin!

Shoved my nose, n shiet

if i didn't know that he never knew that i ......."

fucking what

What the fuck is he saying? Nigga jibba jabba phase one phase eleventeen .. progrums ... forty forty nine jibba jabba bobby be here sooo long ,,

yes sir i'm goin' for the oscar now, lemme fake cry a little.

i'm pretty much aware of how to stay away from all the things now

well i'm convinced

I HAZ IMPULSE CONTROL NOHW
I's do! Jibba jabba jibba jabba

My wife told me not to go

But I didn't listen

Many such cases

so he was married and his wife said not to go out but he went out and started trying to pick up a chick and ended up shooting someone.
a day in the life of a nigger.

crazy how I was just thinking the other day how fucking old I've gotten, and this nigger had already been in jail for over a decade when my dad creampied my mom
not saying I feel sorry for him, just crazy to think about spending that much of your life in a jail. I guess he made the best of it though, by raping other niggers

doesn't know his own age

well into criminal menopause
maybe into criminal dementia

time flows differently for the nigger

Man, he missed all the crack and fent .. he's got a lot of catching up to do.

Perfect, I can imagine the head movement

not a flattering angle for her hairline

looks like pic related

Anyone else catch this moment where Prator was whispering something off mic to Chucky and made him laugh?

Psst Tillis

Psssssst!

Look at -

Look at the first letter of the report going down

"Now it is with a clear conscience

"I have made the decision

"Given the circumstances"

"Granted, there is no opposition"

"Everyone is in agreement"

"Recommended for parole"

did someone say art?

RV Repair Man! Go!

jesus she has a worse hairline than he does

the rodeo

In Florida

So he'll leave the state?
Granted.

fred the repair guy

damn this guy's life is a movie.

Shot in the head and he's still here?

only 9mm lol

I feel bad for that old man. He did say he wanted to kill himself. I really feel bad for him. I dunno if it's because it isn't a nigger.

The game was rigged for the start - rolling for granting.

I vote grant just because there's a massive shortage of RV servicemen these days.

Revocations coming up!

inb4

well see wut happun wuz

the hell did Ty here do? seems like a putz

And honestly he seems like a good man. Though, he's getting old... I doubt he can work more. I hope he can get some rest now.

What was his name already? I want to look him up and I want to see what'll happen to him in the future. Was it William Spencer or something?

i think it was william ollils
there was another guy named spencer henry, i remember because both names are famous old rifles

Those eyebrows deserve prison time

Ollis even

WRONG ANSWER

i'm a big gym freak now

not that big lol

Thanks a bunch. Yeah I finally opened the Board document and saw this guy on the list, and his DOC number (101392).

I hope he'll be okay... He reminds me of my dad...

niggers and women

Dang eye sight. It’s pardons. I guess that colored box is like revocations.

this looks like a real life jannie. like the kind of dude who works security for rock concerts and thinks he's liam neeson in taken.

"i was living together with a female. we wasn't together or anything"

i believe him

Tuesdays is revocation day. Jones’s bad

broke in with a butterknife

poured sugar in the atv gas tank

stole her hard drives

were there lewds?

ask a simple question, get longwinded non-answer

HIGH TECH PERSON

SERVERS AND STUFF FOR MEDIA

wait till kid is 18 to teach them to shoot

chuck you stupid nigger. i know you never had a father but jesus