Give me ONE LOGICAL ARGUMENT against bikes and bike infrastructure

Give me ONE LOGICAL ARGUMENT against bikes and bike infrastructure.

bicyclists

Bikes give you testicular cancer.

It makes truckxicans seeth

Most americans are too fat to ride bikes

Proof?

No point in having bike infrastructure if everywhere you go is full of dangerous shitskins. Get rid of shitskins first than sure bike infrastructure is a good idea

We need more Uzbeki pro cyclist cutes, STAT!

how did she get so playful?

Biker lawlessness

Uzbek

They look Swedish.

You need to kill yourself, asap

kek
fpbp

six months of winter

The Kuskova girls are Russians from Uzbekistan

From Russia with Love

Hills, wind, rain, snow, Jeet and chink drivers, and none of the counterfeit rich zog fag kid fuckers are using them daily while they tell the wagies too and laugh at them from their luxury wage slave paid for comfort rides.

Go absolutely fuck yourself you piece of shit.

Do you realize Montrealers bike in the winter too, right?

it triggers the mutt, which is actually a good thing

you must prefer her demure younger sister, Yaninas the naughty one

Lance armstrong.

Do bike riders pay a yearly registration fee on their bikes for road maintenance?

They shouldn't have to.

A cagie did grumble and gripe,
At a cyclist both nimble and ripe.
He honked and he stewed,
In his steel-crafted brood,
While the bike zipped ahead down the stripe.

Bikes are really fucking gay

They should have to pay double taxes with all the money they're saving.

it gay

You do realize bike infrastructure saves money on road maintenance, right?

Less cars = less road damage = less need for repairs

Cagies pay the cagie toll because your retarded infrastructure has intersections bigger than cities.

American "cities" are an insult to the human intellect.

You cant just slap a bike lane in an existing car lane with no modifications. Then you just have bikers in the street which is unsafe and uncomfortable for bikers and annoying as fucm for cars. It only works if you widen lanes to accommodate an additional bike lane or have separate bike only routes.

Montreal

$1 BILLION FOR BIKE LANES!

Noooooo that money belongs to Israel, not better transportation!

Almost $1.5Bn for bike lanes? What do they need $3Bn for? Surely they can come up with better ways to spend $6Bn than silly paint marks on asphalt.

none of the counterfeit rich zog fag kid fuckers are using them daily

here they use public transport and bicycles too

they'll not do something unsafe or tedious, how shocking, but if the bicycle paths are safe enough and maybe even pleasant (more vegetation, decoration and so on than is possible for car lanes), a whole lot of richer people also will ride bicycles. particularly now that older people (tendency to be rich) don't need to put in much effort when they use e-bicycles but essentially can just get a light workout into their day.

Because it's fucking gay. I feel no excitement from riding in "bike lane".
Riding my bike in traffic was a thrill. I was driven to ride fast and heavy. I knew how to stay out of the way of cars and never caused anyone trouble except the odd asshole in a rush trying to use the curb lane to cut someone off.

both can be fun but in the end, if you fuck up and a motorised vehicle grabs you, there's no arguing with physics and I don't wanna end up as a gore clip on this website.
In Belgium we have bike highways and it's kinda fun to overtake the normies, electric bikes and speedpedelecs at 40+ km/h.

You still need simi trucks to deliver all the food and good to the store that you bike to and those do ALL of the damage to the roads you you can go fuck yourself.

You’re a jeet so you shouldn’t be able to ride a bike there because you should be in india playing with a shit.

I agree Plante is corrupt af, but she's the least corrupt mayor Montreal has had in decades (to her credit at least). The entire Projet Montréal agenda is about making our city more appealing to tourists.

You’re a jeet

I'm Danish and French and white as snow.

Because cyclists don't use it anyway.
Can't tell you how many times I've been stuck behind a retard cyclist in a double yellow on the way home.

and it's not my own skill I don't trust... it's the fact that literal subhumans are allowed to drive motorised vehicles.
So I don't push my luck and will welcome every decent bike lane they wanna build. There's also just too much traffic these days.. every family has 4 cars.. everyone is lazy as fuck.. they don't even know how much faster a bike is..
Tax car drivers to shit

Fpbp /thread

Can't tell you how many times I've been stuck behind a retard cyclist in a double yellow on the way home.

you wouldn't have that problem if your fat ass hopped on a bike

Give me ONE LOGICAL ARGUMENT against bikes and bike infrastructure.

Most of the councillors in my city are cyclists, so they've gone all out on bike infrastructure.
Our inner city is completely fucking destroyed by bike infrastructure.
The parking spaces were reduced by 90%
All roads are squeezed thinner to the point they are so unsafe they had to lower the speed limit to 30kmph, they also had to remove all turning lanes so a whole street worth of traffic can get gridlocked if one person wants to turn.
The traffic lights favour cycle lanes so you can get stuck on a single block in light traffic.
The only people in the CBD are now youths who ride the bus and a small amount of office workers, there used to be enough to support a thriving town centre but most large business buildings moved out of town after a big earthquake.

It's completely changed the whole city and made the entire CBD inaccessible to anyone who drives a car, while our province is called "The Plains" so the sprawled city is essential to own a car.

The only reason to ride a bicycle is to get to a job inside the "cycle accessible" CBD... until it rains. Or it's this thing called Winter. Then the whole city centre is completely fucked

Bikes are not a reasonable means of transport if you want a large family.

can only reasonably have one passenger per bike

limited storage capacity for groceries

waste lots of time if you have to travel long distances and there's no reliable public transport to bridge the gap

No one is saying you need to get rid of cars all together.

Yeah, because a bike is suitable for transporting my 92 year old grandmother to the doctor every week.
Not to mention I'd probably have to make 3 round trips just to get all the groceries home.
And I'd have to take a plane every month for my trips, or god forbid amtrak.

The American mind cannot comprehend a world without biweekly trips to Walmart where you have to drive 15 miles to stuff your car as much as you can.

until it rains. Or it's this thing called Winter.

Did you not yet invent winter/rain clothes? Here just about everyone who does their thing via bicycle still does their thing via bicycle during rain or winter. And not just the youth. You'll still see like 70 year olds too.

Agenda 21

yeah nah...just not gonna build. you go ahead if you got the money (you don't, otherwise you'd buy a car)

transporting my 92 year old grandmother to the doctor every week

in Belgium, doctors come to the home of the elderly

Not to mention I'd probably have to make 3 round trips just to get all the groceries home

buy in bulk you dumb nigger and then supplement with fresh veg from the farmers' market every week which you can easily carry in a backpack on your bike

And I'd have to take a plane every month for my trips, or god forbid amtrak.

if you cucked yourself by having a job that makes you 100% depended on cars, that's your own problem. Nigger, Idgaf if you drive a car or not. If you want to fuck yourself, that's your business. Just stay out of muh heckin' bike lane.

lunchtime rowdieness makes this hard in enriched cities

I have both but prefer bikes because it's comfier and healthier.

i went to uni at university of colorado at boulder and boulder,co is probably the most bike friendly town/city in america and quite frankly i not only enjoyed it but it was alot healthier than i probably realized at the time.
i still owned a car and went to work and went shopping with it, but going to class i biked every day and for 2 semesters me and my live-in girlfriend got off several days at the same time and she would sit on the handlebar and it was basically a big hill all the way back home which was just off campus. i really appreciate those memories. i had a class with a girl who told me it was real cute to see us riding home like that all the time.

most cities are just not built with bikes in mind and therefore people don't have the mindset to really accommodate them very well even if they were 'retrofitted.' most people live 30min-1hr away from work in a car as it is.

Hazardous to themselves and others on the road. We spend a lot on these cunts, and proportionately, not many of them even use the infrastructure the tax payer use to build the cycle lanes and everything else in between. They’re fucking annoying.

Just stay out of muh heckin' bike lane

Then tell your american peers to stay IN THEIR BIKE LANE
That's the only reason I am annoyed with you guys

Did she really have the sock puppet bag? If so respect.

Of course some people still cycle but most people are travelling 10kms+ and unwilling at 0'c in the high gust wind and rain and I can't blame them.
It gets fucking cold here, because of the high humidity and wind gusts

most people live 30min-1hr away from work in a car as it is

yeah and that's the fucking problem
people have accommodated their entire life around the car but no one stopped to think: "hey if we're all going to be doing this, aren't there going to be too many cars, too much waste and a lot of fat people?"
Commuting is the cancer of this world. It's even worse than wage slavery

You are kidding? Right? Or are you just retarded? We just spent 20m on upgrading the infrastructure to allow cyclists through on our motorways. I drive it daily, and it took a whole fucking lane. Upwards of 50k people drive that stretch of road twice daily. I see at most, 5 people cycling that 20m invest over the same period. It’s a waste of money and you fucking know it.

Then tell your american peers to stay IN THEIR BIKE LANE

they usually don't because the asphalt on the road is in much better condition. Bike lanes are very often badly designed and/or maintained.

Garfield drives

Agenda 21?

It’s a waste of money and you fucking know it.

it's not. It's just that people are lazy as fuck and cars should be taxed to shit. But they won't because they need wagey to get to their cagey and they see no other alternative

allow cyclists through on our motorways

It's so demoralising, cities like Amsterdam work for cyclists because they're only travelling a short distance.
But cycling on a Motorway is just...

On the other hand I work in Civil Construction and have built shared cycleways

i agree. im just not sure how you correct that problem retroactively. the cities/towns have to be built in a more integrated fashion particularly affordable food.. like a corner grocer or an aldis type store

It does not belong on roads or pedestrian paths. Make it its own lane or don't bother.

Deregulation is how you correct it. American cities are retarded because you're not legally allowed to open a cafe out of your garage or build without permits, minimum parking requirements, etc. Of course you also have to legalize discrimination or bikes won't last in any city.

mfw my front yard is being consumed by a bike lane in 2030

Death to cyclists.

waste of road bandwidth

now that you mention it boulder is only 1% black and other than the gentrification that made it unaffordable for students it was the perfect place to live. i regret not just paying more and continuing to live there
i now live in Ocala, Fl which is 18% black and i see this city in bodycam channels all the time now and see the problem people all over the place. i live in a pretty heavily secured/HOA community though so i haven't had too many issues. though a week ago i caught a black guy turning away from my door like 2min after a package had just been delivered. he had no reason to be that close to my home.

Sharing the road with 5,000+ lb machines, operated by drivers distracted with touchscreens everywhere, is some sort of death wish.

Cyclists that think it's ok to be on the road surface are gay retards.

0C, high gust winds, rain, snow, [...]?

People just put on their usual winter clothes including some wool hat or headband covering the ears and jacket with a rain/wind cap and done? That unironically does not even sound like a particularly bad day.

Admittedly at -10-20C with often very brutal winds in the alps and sometimes rapidly too much snow where you could quite easily get stuck and the pure compression of the fresh snow is often sapping most of your movement energy even when the snow isn't THAT bad - there bicycles are less common.

me when i make random shit up

I'm pro bike but you can't own one in any city in Ontario without getting it stolen by niggers at some point, unless you want to store it on your balcony.

There was a guy who invented a bike seat where you balls could hang freely through a hole in the middle of the seat. He was unfortunately castrated when hit by a car.

Bikes and bike lanes are alright. I use them myself.
The problem are faggots who deliberately use the road to play Tour de France, when they already have their own infrastructure to use.

Give me ONE LOGICAL ARGUMENT against bikes and bike infrastructure.

Bikes? BIKES?

Lots of kikes

Not in the bike lane.

In the middle of the road.

Doesn’t make me want to blow a load.

Always slow.

Always rude as fuck.

Cyclists are the biggest cucks.

They better duck.

Because I’m in a truck.

I’ll run them over indiscriminately.

Because they suck.

That’s my slam poetry for the night.

I like the videos where people push bikers into trees or traffic. I will continue to like these videos and cheer on the publisher. Not my problem that you are my content

i agree. im just not sure how you correct that problem retroactively. the cities/towns have to be built in a more integrated fashion particularly affordable food.. like a corner grocer or an aldis type store

selling and buying houses should be tax free for one
remote work should be normalised and in every housing community there should be coworking office space
and people should be encouraged and supported to do more local economy stuff
but all of that will never happen because the oligarch need their worker slaves

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ONE LOGICAL ARGUMENT against bikes and bike infrastructure.

Cars travel at 50kph and weigh 1500kg.
Bikes travel at 12kph and weigh 15kg.
When an accident happens, the cyclist is very badly hurt.
Bicycles should be completely segregated from road traffic.

back in the day, pretty much everyone had a farm. And every village had a miller, a tanner, a butcher, a smith, a baker, a milkery, etc...
There was no car, so it was all about village life: life was lived locally.
We need to return to that because we're destroying ourselves with this overabundance of cars.

runs u over

Damn looks like words on paper didn't stop a 1 ton vehicle from squishing you

tax

That’s always your solution to everything.

thing happens

we better tax it to infinitely to prove how bad it is for you

see, we are right

You’re a faggot. I drive, because it’s infinitely more efficient to do so, than it is to take my three kids to school, and to their sports on the weekends via any other means. Unironically, it is you that is the slave.

and you can see a clear schism: regional governments are realizing the truth and are trying to make cities and and village centers car free etc.. but on a federal level, they don't care. On a federal level all they care about is getting all the wageys to their cageys, no matter what it takes. Traffic in Flanders is fucking miserable. I'm honestly contemplating on getting rid of my vehicle because I hardly ever use it anymore. Being stuck in traffic is like getting hit the balls with a tiny hammer perpetually.

That unironically does not even sound like a particularly bad day.

Maybe not in Switzerland but it's different here.
Canadian tourists are always shocked at how much the cold hurts. They say that 0'c here is worse than -40'c there, but over there it's dry, higher altitude and very different wind.
Here is 7m above sea level, currently and often 100% humidity and the wind is very different, it's why Euro companies that have come here and built windmills they fall over

fpbp

civil construction

Yeah sucks man. We’re making a massive investment in creating a walkway next to the train line on highway two, but I guarantee you it won’t get used half as much as they think it will. At least it gives you jobs though…

your kids will all grow up to be fat, dysgenic and diabetic. Just like you

Lol. You absolute nigger. They play sport you; that alone stops them from being a fat cunt like you.

dysgenic

Nigger, look at your flag…

regional governments

Yeah I'm sure all those farmers and ranchers love transporting their product via bicycle. You know nothing of US life outside the city.

The majority of residents don't want them or it.

Just ignore him bro.
His whole country is 200km on the wide side LMAO that's why he has a bike.
You could literally cycle across the entire country in one day

Bike infrastructure slapped on top of shitty car infrastructure just makes for shittier bike and car infrastructure.
Bike infrastructure is for making walkable distances more traversable without going all in on a car lane.

Where do you get your food from? Because I don’t know of any farms in the city; or are you just expecting everyone to resort to horse and carriage? You absolute faggot.

Based kiwibro.

I'm talking about the retards who congest traffic because they want to go to work in their car to sit in an office all day. There are no fucking traffic jams where farmers/ranchers live ergo there's no problem.

They play sports

sure, because you're still parenting them and encourage or even push them to do sports. But what happens when they become wage slaves like you? Let's talk again in a decade or two.

Where do you get your food from?

buy my nuts and seeds/grains in bulk which is either delivered by the merchant or I'll transport it myself with a motor vehicle. This is once or maybe twice a year. All the fresh produce comes from the farmers' market, once or twice a week on my bike.

Of course you retards think I'm against all forms of motorised transport. Your tiny minds can't comprehend nuance.

blocks ur path

Bicyclists are the worst luddites

what happens when they become wage slaves like you?

Local sports clubs are similar to fraternities, people keep playing until they're 70. It's not a kids only thing, the club halls all have bars in them. At least half the people I work with are in a Rugby Club

You could literally cycle across the entire country in one day

thinks humans can cycle as the crow flies

aussie flag

checks out

I prefer a living room on wheels that is way bigger than my need but demands to take up as much public space as possible.

You're gay and make the lives of everyone around you worse.

well then good for you. If you want to keep driving your kids around when they're older I think you'd be pampering them. I'd buy them a bike and tell them to learn to be independent. I mean, that's how we teach our kids in Europe. Maybe things are different where you live

Neither of them is remotely attractive.

Google Maps says it's 15hrs, and that's an average person not an experienced cyclist so it's more like 10hours

blocks ur path

rain and bad weather are a non-issue if dress appropriately. When you hop on a bike, unless it's for leasure or short trips, you shouldn't wear casual clothes. You should wear a backpack with your clothes but you should wear bike gear.

Google Maps says it's 15hrs, and that's an average person not an experienced cyclist so it's more like 10hours

you can't cycle on the highway bro

yes, i didnt edit it
thats because you like penis

I don't have kids, but the guy driving his kids to sports is because you draw who you're playing against from the pool and it can be up to 100km away
The cycle route didn't go on the highway

dysgenic? Belgium has the best rouleurs eber.

if you're not attracted to troons, you like penis

What did the brown thing mean by this?

bikes only make sense in a geographically dense area
atomization and sprawl just make it a luxury item for yuppies, realistically 99% of people in the US need a car

You are the most hypocritical faggot that ever lived. No wonder Europe is fucked; its people are genuinely retarded. All the best to you. I hope you eliminate all forms of personalised motorised transport, and watch in dismay how your GDP and way of living plummets as a result.

when they’re older

They will be responsible for themselves and they will drive their own vehicles… honestly, why are you so stupid?

too late, and too expensive to add.
build a new city, build it with bike lanes, the rent will now cost 2x more (if it has jobs) because it's able to function without everyone owning their own car or house.
All that money you save from not paying for parking / gas / maintenance just means you now have more money to pay for rent :)

Exactly. It's a toy.
If you enjoy biking, do your thing. I have no problem with niggas that want to mountain bike 18 hours a day.
But treating that toy as if it is a serious means of transportation is just inconveniencing everyone around you to be a smug faggot. Go bike on the train tracks if you want to show off how superior you think you are.

You mean the majority of residents in the suburbs or on the outskirts.

In my neighbourhood, residents are asking for more bike paths.

hypocrite

why? I never said all motorvehicles should be banned. You misrepresented my statements. Kys, dysgenic, fat aussie piece of shit.
And why don't just shut the fuck up because you're talking about things you know nothing about. compare the population density of both our countries and then MAYBE, just MAYBE (although I skeptical) you'll understand. But I'm not getting my hopes up.
Enjoy your diabetes.

oh fuck yes baby now we're talking
cycling season just started, can't wait to commute to work again

Aussie

Lol. You faggots can’t even distinguish flags… you’re as bad as niggers at this point.

Did the people who hate bicycles never have a bicycle or were able to learn to ride one?

And, riding a bicycle doesn't give you the right to break traffic laws or be a douchebag in spandex underwear.

you're from the same dysgenic, fat and diabetic tribe so who gives a fuck

Give me ONE LOGICAL ARGUMENT against bikes and bike infrastructure.

If bike infrastructure is currently popular with antisocial demographics then opposing bike infrastructure is a way to deter these people from moving to your city and destroying your community.

I have always supported bike infrastructure in principle but I recently stopped supporting it in practice because it seems to lead to antifa/reddit/etc types moving in and I don't want them here. If bike infrastructure ever goes out of fashion with these types then I will go back to supporting it in practice. Most of my political opinions are not rooted in ideology, just in a desire to not live around shit people. My stance on abortion etc is the same. I don't really care in principle, but if it looks like an abortion ban will make all the shitty people go away then I'm all for banning it.

I don't care about "isms", I only care about people. I am pro being around good people and anti being around shit people. If all the shitty people are flocking around a particular ism then I will oppose that ism, not because I care about the ideological content of the ism itself, but purely because it is a magnet for shitty people and I don't want to be around shitty people. All the shitty people today seem to flock around "antifascism", so I adopt mild fascist aesthetics, not because I actually care about fascism, but because a bit of fashy edge acts like a force-field that repels the shitty people. Same reason I never flaunt wealth to impress girls etc. Naturally filters out the golddiggers.

Lol. You’re retarded. And it’s ok. Just stay in your bike lane faggot.

Look how small it is, of course he cycles

stay in your car and farm some more visceral fat. When you get your first heart attack, spare me a thought ok?

bikes are the most efficient personal transport

This man is a pedophile. Do not listen to him.

kek

ONE LOGICAL ARGUMENT

most people who cycle in the US on the road are doing it for show, they are fat virtue signalers who just want to dress up in their spandex and be slow pieces of shit in front of everyone

look at them next time, most of them have guts, they're just losers

it's so obviously a ploy to limit freedom and trap people in cities but the advocates will never acknowledge this.

using the bicycle makes you every bad thing

I can see how easy it is for the jews in charge to fool you people. You just NEED a car, you have to win the race goyim!

Don't use those legs! take tha car!!

No thanks jew. Long forgotten is the tale of the tortoise and the hare... Heed my warning jew, I will not guzzle gas or semen despite your pitiful attempts at coercion.

I don't really have an argument against cycling infrastructure, but unless I have access to secure storage (e.g. a locker or a house), I refuse to commute on bicycle because I know full well a druggie or a BAME would steal it the second I leave it unattended.

sad fpbp

in Belgium most offices have lockers and showers

Heed my warning jew, I will not guzzle gas or semen despite your pitiful attempts at coercion.

based

I have a genuine question. What is this thing where bikers ride in the middle of the road and deliberately obstruct cars? They do it everywhere, from Arizona to New York.

fpbp
Fuck them.

get sued into the ground because you got caught on my gopro

lose your license

go to prison

nigger

give rational argument for why moving to bikes as main form of transport is retarded

Belgium faggot now equates driving to increased occurrence of heart attacks

Make sure you’re Upto date with your boosters, faggot.

nigger

This statement is retarded, and you know it

the Jew screams out in pain as it strikes you

Indians, Jews… all the same shit at this point. At Belgium to that lot now too.

they never argue in good faith.

Don't use those legs! take tha car!!

The new problem is now that we built a load of Cycle infrastructure all of the retirees are buying electric bikes and are dangerous as fuck
They ride around in mobs of 10-20 people and don't give a fuck about road rules, even flying though road works.
Everytime I've yelled at some old fuck riding through a work zone they're always arrogant

heres a hint.

Bicyclists are faggots who can't follow traffic laws.

uh no goy using a bicycle is retarded. you have to wait in traffic like everyone else

no thanks kike. peddle (get it) your cum guzzling shitbox someplace else.

Isn't that the point of cycling infrastructure? To not have cyclists and heavy motor vehicles on the same road?

You people are insufferable. Ride your bikes. Don’t complain when you get hit by cars.

To not have cyclists and heavy motor vehicles on the same road?

It's not feasible to do it on every street.
In my city they make safe cycle corridors but the place you're cycling to or from is never ON the corridor so this will always be a problem
The only potential way around this problem is building a city from scratch for cyclists

I will, and keep in mind I occupy an entire space on the road as if I am a vehicle by law.

You can go ahead and hammer on the cuck horn if you want. I'll match you with the subtle ring of my bells, reminding you to heed way for my commanding presence.

Make sure you’re Upto date with your boosters, faggot.

niggers

the less bikes we have there will be less bikes could be stolen
thus creates the environment of less niggers who could steal a bike

and when your airbag smashes your jaw to a pulp when you ding a stop sign, I'll just dust myself off and say "good thing I wore a helmet!"

And I'll walk away an even stronger man than before... My boo boo becomes a part of me. Yours costs an arm and a leg (sometimes literally)

It's called having real sidewalks that you can both walk and ride a bike on.

Of course the state of american urban development.....

I won’t be beeping my horn, I’ll just drive through you. You arrogant faggot. Lol. Not even your ego will stop a 1tonplus car moving at 100km…

This is because of a common misconception.
A lot of people think bicycles are powered by the rider's own motion. But they are actually powered by smug faggotry.

Incorrect. You fear the sight of a styrofoam helmet on the horizon. Much like the jews feared the sight of the stallhelm.

You're days are numbered gas guzzler. You will choke on fumes as you ramble about gas prices and merely observe as I clip your mirror, without a care in the world.

You won't do shit.

I won’t be beeping my horn, I’ll just drive through you.

wants to go to jail for life just to win an argument on the internet

kiwi flag

checks out

Now I know you’re a blue haired faggot. You liberal cunts are all talk online, and no where to be seen irl. i assure you that you wouldn’t say anything like this to me in person. But, behind a screen is evidently much easier for people like you. I deal with you faggots almost daily.

I needn't talk to the likes of you. Two rings of the bell and even the oceans shall part.

I do this on the sidewalk daily, as the swarms of lesser subhumans flee my path.

Lol. Sure. I hope you do that irl. I hope one of you faggots does that to me. It will be great. Then I am within my rights to retaliate with extreme prejudice.

You won't do shit.

don't you love it we don't have cuck plates on our bikes. Bawhahahaha

Not an argument but:

Be my hometown.

Some people lobby to have a bike lanes built through town.

”No, nobody will use them.”

Lobbying group manages to get a $350,000 grant from the province for bike lanes if the city matches it.

”Okay we will build some bike lanes.”

They proceed to “Build a bike lane” but actually just paint repeating a bicycle logo on a couple streets with no other infrastructure changes. Also the bike lanes are in retarded locations on streets that nobody would really bike on anyway (Ah yes, who wouldn’t love to cycle from the mattress store over to the CP Rail yard).

City somehow collects grant money despite doing fuck all.

No noticeable increase in bicycle traffic.

City continues to use scenario as proof that there’s no point in building bike lanes because they’re expensive and nobody uses them.

I hate municipal governments so much you wouldn’t believe.

It’s too easy for thieves to steal bikes and get away with it in Canada. Trying to get police to act catching the thief is improbable. They don’t wanna bother with property crimes.

You will heed the bell, and you will remain within your lane.

uh oh whats that?

mr faggot the car driver has to go to the "mechanic" (metal jew) to get his mirror I clipped fixed.

NOT AGAIN!!!

No. We know how to ride bikes. We have no problem with people riding bicycles. We have problems with cyclists. People like this belgiumnigger are just like Normie's in that they believe that this gay ass simulacrum of laws is the same thing as reality.
We live in a time when social cohesion is at an all time low. Road rage is a thing. Yet cyclists believe that "because x is the law" they're free to do whatever they want on the road, around 1-8 ton vehicles.

Then I am within my rights to retaliate with extreme prejudice.

nigger you will sit your ass down cause you're stuck in traffic

I just don't want them on the road. Lets say I find a good passing opportunity and they see me and everything is all good. Then all of a sudden their faggot bicycle hits a rock as im passing and they fall right under my tire. I'm going to jail for vehicular manslaughter. And it wasn't anyones fault. But I am still charged because I'm in a car. And by the way this isn't as uncommon as you would think. And the bicyclist is never to blame. They end up mamed, brain damaged or dead.

You’re not allowed to occupy the road, in the manner with which you describe; like an otherwise normal motor vehicle would. You MUST give way. You are an idiot beyond comprehension. Come to nz and try what it is you’re explaining here, and see what happens. Fortunately for you, we have a good healthcare system…

one logical argument

cars exist, so why use a bike thats slower, needs me to activly peddle, and that makes a a prime victim on car streets.

I do not own a bicycle. Kek.

Lol. Your arrogance is going to really shock you sometime soon. Too bad I won’t be there to see it irl; though, I do see people like you get absolutely blasted like this irl, when their fairytales come crashing down. In those moments I even feel sorry for some of you… you’re someone’s child after all.

You’re not allowed to occupy the road, in the manner with which you describe; like an otherwise normal motor vehicle would. You MUST give way. You are an idiot beyond comprehension. Come to nz and try what it is you’re explaining here, and see what happens. Fortunately for you, we have a good healthcare system…

the swarms of lesser subhumans flee my path.

AHAHAHAHAHA
What the fuck Canada?
People here wouldn't move, force you onto the road and bully you relentlessly for having a bicycle bell let alone expecting someone to respect you ringing it

The bell lives in your head rent free

ring ring

time to move faggot! (and you will every time)

How much do bikes cost?

Please, elaborate. Being able to use bicycle instead of gas and loicense demanding car seems liberating to me.

They are free, you can find them at bus stops and all you need is a pair of wire cutters.

Lol. You’re honestly retarded.

ring ring

HAHAHA nice dude you made me laugh irl
Good larp

health care won't be necessary because you would've killed someone. So you would be fine with killing someone in traffic on purpose because you were in the right and they were in the wrong even though you could've hit the brakes and saved the other idiot's life just to prove a point?
Good luck sleeping at night knowing you did it on purpose and could've avoided someone's death.

Black stealing your bike when you wanted a relaxing day.

calls others retarded

pays hundreds of dollars to have an italian tighten up a few bolts

the absolute state of car cucks.

Indian

Makes sense. Gets annoyed because he can’t understand the road rules in different country’s. It’s ok Kumar, in civilised country’s there are road codes for a reason.

You will honestly get clotheslined. The absolute state of you people is somewhat concerning.

Gee i'd sure love to propel myself to my destination! but the check jew light came on.

Another loss for car cucks.

how do i do it?

Oh its real easy, you just peddle to the medal and if you stand up you can go faster than the cuck in his cash burning car.

So you’re a nigger?

Tell you what, you can crank your fancy model (low) T ALL DAY LONG and i'll just get where I'm going.

bike lanes should be along sidewalks not streets. there's absolute tonnage requirements to ride on these streets.

I have run over 8 cyclists on country roads, and I'm going to keep doing it.

Based roo bars owner

Like what? What they do? Law is a law. If you have issues with road rage, go to therapy. If you have issues with laws, change the books, but don't talk about civic degeneration suggesting contempt to rules in name of some loony realism. It's nothing more than a being a sociopath.

So your arrogance would allow you to put yourself in danger because you want ayo prove a point about riding your bike where it shouldn’t be? Maybe, don’t ride your bikes where a car is, and certainly do t be so egotistical to think that I won’t hit you because it’s illegal to do so; because in the scenario you described it’s not illegal. And it won’t even be frowned upon. Play stupid games, get stupid rewards.

Black stealing your bike when you wanted a relaxing day.

dude don't buy those jewish carbon aero frames. Get an 70's - 80's steel frame, update with refurbished components from the 2000's and don't eat goyslop, make sure you fit your bike well and learn to ride in an aero position and you'll be faster than all of the faggots with +10K bikes/gear at less than 10% of the cost.

youtube.com/watch?v=XGxsYvGWFCE
youtube.com/watch?v=6_ooxJemnaQ

I believe this. I used to ride a bike in high school and my nuts were always sore from constantly dropping them on the bike seat. I should have worn tighty-whities instead of loose boxers.

Niggers.

Play stupid games, get stupid rewards.

nigger reread what I wrote in my earlier comments, I don't break traffic laws to extent where I'm hindering cars. I'll overtake cars, I'll run red lights but I'll never, ever hinder another vehicle and always give way if they cross my trajectory. I'm not taking any chances.

This is by far, the most regarded, low effort post I’ve seen to date; and just shows that you have no more talking points other than, well, nothing. It effectively boils down to

I’m right and you’re wrong

because I am

Thage it.

No. I have no problem with bike infrastructure or riding bikes but if you niggers decide to ride in the streets I'm going to pass you and if you ignore posted signage and traffic signals I'm going to take my rightful right of way and drive through you. You are in a vulnerable position riding a bike on active streets, most motorcyclists and roadster drivers have figured this out and act accordingly. You guys need to figure it out too.

I'm not a kid and can legally drive a car, which is superior in every way

5 post bullbars and a willingness to stop and check for a gopro are all it takes.

y nuts were always sore from constantly dropping them on the bike seat.

bad bike fit. Bike fit is everything. It has to feel completely natural and effortless for hours on end. When your bike fits perfectly, it's so much fun you cannot not ride your bike.

thats right now you understand autist. I am right and you are wrong and theres no room for argument.

You will spend more on your car than you will on yourself, the way a cuck spends on his bull. You are an inferior being who's strength is waning with each passing minute he sits in his car.

You deserve this fate and I do not have any sympathy for you. You will sit in traffic for most of your life. This is the life you chose.

I have no problem with bike infrastructure or riding bikes but if you niggers decide to ride in the streets I'm going to pass you

In belgium, speed limits in cities are 30km/h for cars. I go 40 - 45 km/h on avg. on my bike. How would you overtake me without getting a ticket?

While I understand the sentiment, why people associated with you then proceed to block all bicycle, bystander and ecology improving projects and policies on city and state level.

I will ram you off your bike while you try to pass me, ill drive away with 30kmh while you try to keep up running after me.

Are they so retarded to realize this hasn't been about bikes the entire time and its been 100% about bullying autistic people?

I can't comprehend how this retard hasn't put that together yet.

Lol. That’s just retarded, and you know it. You can think you’re right all you want. It doesn’t change reality. Faggot.

Niggers
Anywhere with a significant enough population of niggers is unsafe to bike
Check my flag, we've got infrastructure. Avoid niggerboon neighborhoods at all costs when cycling

If that’s true; then it is you who is the psychopath, and not us. The Jew always outs itself in the end… don’t you know, autists beat psychopaths every time; your shit only works on normies.

population 0

I doubt that. There's got to be a few permanent homeless residents there

I will ram you off your bike while you try to pass me, ill drive away with 30kmh while you try to keep up running after me.

Wrong. Downies aren't allowed to drive cars in Germany.

What's wrong with Black people?

He's just trolling you dude, he already said he doesn't even have a bike

I think pedestrian infrastructure should come before bike infrastructure. The former I hear is sometimes not there in the US). I unmount my bike and walk on the occasion I lack the confidence to navigate a specific junction (because the drivers seem to be unaware of me, it's busy, I'm tired, or it's a sharp incline)
Pedestrian infrastructure includes sidewalks and crossings here and there.
Of course many roads shouldn't have pedestrian infrastructure - I'm only suggesting it for the roads where it would make sense.

Are they so retarded to realize this hasn't been about bikes the entire time and its been 100% about bullying autistic people?

maybe for you it has, not for me. I'm trying to plant seeds in the minds of the goyim to educate them on the tools that will lead them to freedom.

Downies aren't allowed to drive cars in Germany.

I'd just claim to be a refugee, so I can run you over and they will come and arrest you for it

I think pedestrian infrastructure should come before bike infrastructure

nigger if you're gonna do road work, you might as well do bike and pedestrian lanes at the same time. Are you stupid?

Yeah I suppose that would be best.

I'd just claim to be a refugee, so I can run you over and they will come and arrest you for it

I yield

if you're gonna do road work, you might as well do bike and pedestrian lanes at the same time

Only if it's a shared cycleway, which are only built where there are no accessways (houses, shops etc)
Otherwise the cycleway is in the road so it makes no sense to build a footpath, kerb, carpark, reinforced beams, V-Channel and finally a cycleway, that's stupid

Be cyclist

can't stop efficiently from high speed

Turning radius of a semi truck

Need 10/10 road to be enjoyable

0 cargo space

Bikes needs to be confined in parks like skateboards. They do not belong on public paths/roads.

Guys, how do we make shitty Montreal more attractive ?

I know, let's add more bike paths and urban (((art)))

Typical MTL logic. No wonder you retards voted Liberals and NDP kek.

im talking about the majority of cyclists in the us, they aren't using it for transportation or health reasons, and nowhere near anything resembling training for a sport
in cities, and suburbs you will mostly see fat people who just pick it up to virtue signal that they are outgoing and fun and healthy or whatever illusion they're trying to paint while they have very visible guts through their spandex, and/or no calves
it's just bald faggots trying to larp as that sackless roider
they just end up being nuisances for the sake of pretending

bike lanes should be along sidewalks not streets

this, not against constructing wider sidewalks for bikes. am against taking over roads for faggot cyclists

you will never see the real cyclists because they're trying not to die while rolling their asses down/up some mountain or big hills
or they're inside their own homes where they have some masochistic spin machine to work their lower body for insane str gains

she's aproblem and so are you

reduced to moral fagging

My district was the only part of Quebec that voted NDP.

Cyclists are the most careless people on the road hands down

Winter is 85% *average* November-January in multiple cities here too, fog is obv. very common and so on. But we have the alps for comparison so it's pretty mild.

Ain't you just thinking yourself too hard of sunburnt wilderness dwellers who don't need no clothes?

picrel is what we do in belgium

cities are for fags

You can't put a shared cycleway where you have shops or houses unless you want chaos between pedestrians and bikes.
Imagine a busy business area with people walking in and out of buildings with some cyclists doing 40kmph down the sidewalk

In belgium

I wouldn't overtake you because I don't live in belgium and you don't live in the us. If there's traffic be my guest and filter. I do it from time to time on my motorcycles, just don't get creamed by cross traffic when you hit the next intersection because you think red lights and 4way stops don't apply to you.

why people associated with you then proceed to block all bicycle, bystander and ecology improving projects and policies on city and state level.

Because they're almost always pork barrel horseshit where for every $0.10 that goes toward bike infrastructure $0.90 goes into the pockets of faggot politicians and of course they're not going to assign any part of the budget toward consulting with any sort of relevant engineer or designer so the result is inevitably take away a couple car lanes, use 50% of the liberated space on elaborate planters which have exclusive landscaping contracts kicked to the nephew of a city council member, leaving tiny slivers left over for bikers. Of course bicyclists don't want to have to ride in a 12in wide corridor flanked by a curb and a waist high concrete planter, who would blame them, so they just ride in the now even narrower street. Oh and since those outer lanes were converted to bikelanes, there is now no space for street parking anywhere in the downtown corridor where bikelanes have been installed.

People broadly don't have an issue with bike/ped/ecological projects in principle. They have a problem with plain as day pork barrel money grabs that cost a fortune and make infrastructure objectively worse for everyone who has to use it especially bicyclists and pedestrians.

Riding a bike is gay, only the biggest dicksucking faggots ride bikes. Time to grow up and get a vehicle like an adult.

That looks a lot more appealing than what we’re currently doing in MTL.

also, you can equate euro cycling to american cycling, two different cultures
so if you're a euro getting assblasted ITT, you needn't worry, no one wants to make your corpse an ornament on their car's grille

New Zealand is only ranked overweight because of all the Islanders
Look at all the Islands topping the charts

Nobody cares about the South Island

Good, don't come.
We have English/Irish/Scottish accents, not like you gay niggers that all talk with a blend of Murray and Boonga

Steroids give you testicular canceer

Temps and weather is not a problem. Ice is a problem. I bike to work each day we have temp above zero but while it is freezing I skip.

This takes parking from revenue generating businesses killing inner city retail.

Bike fatalities are rising, bike lanes that are just lines on the road actually RAISE fatalities.

They do this all the fucking time, retard. Pedestrians use their eyes to check whether it's safe to cross the exact same way they do with cars.

Old rural cunts on bikes in Poland are a nightmare. I used to get stuck behind them all the time. Slow fuckers. Around Strumien near Wisla was a fucking travesty. Bicyclisting babushkas everywhere.

They do this all the fucking time, retard.

We don't do this at all because it's fucking mental, we separate them with kerbing and islands

New Zealand isn't a white country, so what?
If you're any more than a second generation European, (you)'re not white.

I skip

skipping to work is so based

Just get to opposing lane and drive past mate.
I’m cityfag but I assume that old rural folk can’t afford a car so bike is only way to move and bring old makes fast cycling impossible.

My Australian friends complain that it's cold and wear winter clothes when it's 20'c

I'd unironically get a heat stroke at 20C with winter clothes even leaving away some layers like the thermal underwear.

Least whimsical and femme Anon Babbleack.

No we do it all the time because it's LITERALLY THE SAME AS A FUCKING CAR LANE

When I was younger I was so fit I could do this on a road racing bicycle and just drift/redirect with foot and quick balancing and all that, but I am nowhere nearly as fit and quick-reacting anymore.

So now I just have decent profile schwalbe tyres. Then even random crusty ice bumps aren't that bad. I can imagine that if I get worse yet, I'll probably just take even more offroad style tyres for winter, or get a bicycle that can take wider tyres. With the quick spanners on the wheels, it's an easy swap.

That's a cycleway retard

the problem is that a lot of the bikers consist of diabetic boomers who want to larp as pro cyclers thinking that by throwing 20K at bike gear, they're magically gonna fix their health. In reality, they do 1 group ride (easy as fuck because of drafting) per week max and maybe 1 bike ride on avg. a week solo at boomer speed because they're too fat, untrained and unskilled to go fast.
You have to bike every day if you want to maximise gains and improve your health. You have to use the bike as a utilitarian tool, to get to work, to move around, to do groceries etc not just a stupid hobby.

They're bad because it allows people like me to not spend hundreds of dollars on the iron box jew industry every month, not to mention another several hundred on yearly taxes. I'm saving so much money I can afford things like a house and stock investments despite working part time. That's very antisemitic.

That's a cycleway retard

cope. Absolutely btfo'd. Maybe if you spent a second thinking about the bullshit you spew, you wouldn't have to cope so hard.

picrel, not even the most srs winter tyre of that brand and there are others

youtube.com/shorts/gfh40Hy8dUs?si=deon_M-lKpH8Z6y7
Also
Fpbp

If you're too retarded to mentally conceptualise a fucking shared cycleway, don't talk to me about shared cycleways and send me a picture of a bike lane on a road, may as well show me the crayon dinosaurs you draw

When I was younger I was so fit I could do this on a road racing bicycle and just drift/redirect with foot and quick balancing and all that

but I am nowhere nearly as fit and quick-reacting anymore.

because you stopped riding your bike
if you had kept riding your bike every day, you would still have that skill

while it is freezing I skip

based skipping Polack

Temps and weather is not a problem. Ice is a problem. I bike to work each day we have temp above zero but while it is freezing I skip.

pussy. It's called winter wheels. You keep a different set of wheels for winter. You do it for cars, so why not for bikes?

You do it for cars

Really?
I just drive Mud treads all year round

Really?

yeah bruh, slicks are free speed. going faster is always more fun
In winter it's not about speed but safety and staying warm

may as well show me the crayon dinosaurs you draw

I don't usually share these but since you asked

The entire Projet Montréal agenda is about making our city more appealing to tourists.

Never gonna happen. You'd need to flush the migrants.

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lmao I'm going to bed

How many km-s you have to work???
What work you have???
I have 12 hr shifts where i walk over 30 km-s
And i have 30 km-s one way from hone to work

8 hours in photoshop. Nah that was just a gift to say sorry for being a retard and I was wrong.

can't stop efficiently from high speed

what the hell are you talking about? bikes weigh nothing and braking is never a problem.

I did not cycle *that* much less. It's just a silly difficult thing only for very fit people. I also can't go down the Lauberhorn at near competition speeds anymore and some of the skiing tricks would be a bad idea. You're not that fit just because you commute via bicycle.

The actual point was that you can go the other way and it's enormously noticeable - MUCH, MUCH easier and more stable with suitable tyres. Just a suggestion to Polandanon to consider / try it (bicycle store?) if he otherwise has trouble or is putting himself in danger.

Bikes don't damage the road like cars do.

oh well if you were making a point about the importance of selecting the correct tyre for the conditions then I agree

12 hour shifts

30km walking

I didn't know actual slavery was still a thing in Europe
maybe find something more reasonable and a little closer to home? Doing about 15-20km commute 2x per day to go to work (max. 8 hours physical job) is sustainable.

the automobile exists

bike lanes are basically tax payer funded lanes of thievery
mostly poor people will use them, and niggers will love it
it gives them a cheaper means of transportation that can be ditched at a moments notice that has no identifiable connection.

when you're done guzzling cocks op, go see how the situation in other countries with bike lanes being promoted is working out, or rather how the police literally cannot do anything....

get rid of the nigs and then we'll see more support to funding community things

Winter.
-30°C and snow.

exactly nigger
bikes do give anonymity especially when you karens mandate helmets
bikes are very useful

99% of the time, they don't have any bike traffic.

Ya. Well, maybe a deeper profile tyre suffices else a winter/summer season change almost certainly will do. But damn the grip and traction difference is amazing. And then there are the fat tyres (you probably need a new bicycle for them). With these I think my grandma could have driven downhill in winter/mud, lol.

It's logical but also unintuitive how big the difference actually is.

because bike traffic is efficient

I ride down bike lanes with my 200kg motorbike every single day.
No, I won't stop. Fuck cyclists, they can get out of my way.

They do when there's an actual network and not a few separated bike lanes. Retards put up a couple disconnected lanes and wonder why no one but a few recreationalists use them. If there were only a couple stretches of road in a city and weren't meaningfully connected, obviously no one would drive them.