UK is now selling chainmail for children, are we going back to medieval times? i call dibs on being a knight
UK is now selling chainmail for children, are we going back to medieval times? i call dibs on being a knight
Wtf am I looking at ? Is it AI generated ?
That's not chainmail, it's a stab vest.
looks like some paki scam for paki nigglets
Return to tradition.
chainmail is superior
Your armor loissence bongs?
I've seen pic related tested in Aus, well worth the money.
somebody saw demand and started up the business that’s capitalism baby
Anti stab fashion comes in
Brit teens just start wearing full on armour kits
Would be kino actually.
I build barbicans for cheap. Will attach it straight to your carriage house. Will throw in a 3D printed minaret for a couple hundred buckaroos.
don't get caught lacking this summer
They're basically saying "don't get caught without your bulletproof vest of else you might get shot or stabbed." Nigger culture is a serious problem and I'm tired of people just passively accepting it. This shit needs to stop.
Oh. I see what's up. I'd just pack fire. No offense to your rusty ass knife.
fuck timmy gon do
Niggers need to go back to Africa if we are to stop this.
be English
get stabbed
Stop pretending to be a nigger, you gay little pussy.
u wont do shit faggot
u jack off to blacked
What the fuck is up with the bongs? I wouldnt be surprised if their police start blaming stabbing victims for not having stab proof vests.
No chainmail squire? Clearly your fault you got stabbed. No charges on achmed.
where are the british people?
I'd welcome a return to tradition where I could wear armor and a sword or an axe. I've got a chainmail and gambeson already, and just need to sharpen my axe a bit.
The excesses of Elden Ring made them sick.
nobody expects a 2.5 meter, 4kg quarterstaff to the jaw
Staff-fighting is pretty fun. Cheap too.
I used to do some HEMA, but mainly did longsword (Liechtenauer). I did try Montante once before, and it was cool as hell.
Very brave of them to show a black kid in the ad.
blunt swords are more or less safe, but there's no safe way to take a quarterstaff at full speed to your head, kek
at work paying taxes so we can get refugee bux
but there's no safe way to take a quarterstaff at full speed to your head
surely we can't know until we try.
Isn't wearing body armor a crime too?
Oi, I'm glad I don't live in a country where kids need bullet proof backpacks!
Puts on stab proof vest
surprisingly, it seems it's legal in bongland both to own and to wear in public full plate armor, or any kind of body armor
be mutt
get shot
I've always wondered, couldn't you wear chain mail and long sleeve shirts under and over it to fully protect your body from stabs and slashes? It would be heavy and annoying to put on everyday but if you're going out into the public where the possibility exists, wouldn't this guarantee your safety? Especially if paired with a sidearm?
RETURN TO TRADITIONAL!
The enemy won't be ready for our walking castle defense mechanisms
I bet to differ. Axe sharp side to the face. Broken nose damage only. No penetration. This is incredible progress from the armada days
Canon fire is debatable. We would need one of your men and one of your canon balls.
We should bring back the gambeson.
oi m8
Here is a fact of the day
There are more stabbings in London than shootings in New York City
They're all fucking brown
they use roadmans in their official propaganda? lmfao
The first time a white person survives a stabbing kier will claim this is racist and ban it
have one and a neck protector.
its illegal to wear them here. cops complain they would interfere with them doing their job, but I still wear them when going to cities, dgaf. rather be fined & alive than legal & dead.
quarterstaff
a massive stick
KOOP STOK