What is it?
Eurovision is a political and socioeconomic nationalist battle & the world’s largest, most popular, and gayest song/music competition attracting more than 160m viewers, larger than the Super Bowl.
Eurovision website
eurovision.tv
Full YouTube Channel
youtube.com
Livestream of semi final 1
youtube.com
Current odds
eurovisionworld.com
ur line up for today:
1.Iceland, Róa - Væb
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2.Poland, Gaja - Justyna Steczkowska
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3.Slovenia, How Much Time Do We Have Left - Klemen
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4.Estonia, Espresso macchiato - Tommy Cash
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Commercial Break
Spain, Esa diva - Melody
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Commercial Break Ends
5.Ukraine, Bird of Pray - Ziferblat
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6.Sweden, Bara bada bastu - KAJ
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7.Portugal, Deslocado - Napa
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9.Norway, Lighter - Kyle Alessandro
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10.Belgium, Strobe Lights - Red Sebastian
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Commercial Break
Italy, Volevo essere un duro - Lucio Corsi
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Commercial Break Ends
12.Azerbaijan, Run With U - Mamagama
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13.San Marino, Tutta l'Italia - Gabry Ponte
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14.Albania, Zjerm - Shkodra Elektronike
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14.Netherlands, C'est La Vie - Claude
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16.Croatia, Poison Cake - Marko Bošnjak
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Commercial Break
17.Switzerland, Voyage - Zoë Më
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Commercial Break Ends
18.Cyprus, Shh - Theo Evan
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Get in here Euro chads
how much time do we have left?
I already called my parents to pick me up
Cmon Euro anons don't let this thread die to some Zio don appreciation thread get in here before janitors nuke this.
His wife has cancer, and you are making fun of the song, how could you.
This year we wont see so much faggotry....thats quite unfortunate, was fun to see faggots humiliate entire countries.
Ireland's song is kinda good btw, and that chick is kinda hot, i bet one dollar on you ending in the top 10.
we aint going to qualify
Yes you will, thats a good song cmon...the text is kinda stupid but its a catchy tune.
fuck off to Anon Babble retard
awwww is saying nigger verboten there
stay off fuck
We are like 11 in the odds in our semi, so I don't share your optimism.
Eurovision is pol tradition
You're just jealous that your song sucks.
the political implications of giving 12 points to Greece for no musical reason will never be the same!
was fun to see faggots humiliate entire countries
So what are you sending this year?
what was that popular anti-immigration song from europe awhile back??
If there one then it wasn’t popular
We should have sent this guy. He had solid chances...
Iceland wtf is this zoomer cringe?
L'amour toujours.
I think that is it
many remixes
L'amour toujours
What is this satanic ritual
Polish tranny
That Polish whore screaming is hurting my ears
Polish Hag milf
You like men?
Slovenia
Singing in English
Hope they have no time left at all.
Why are we watching eurovision. Isnt it pozzed and gay?
Its a pol tradition
No but I like dick, sometimes. Not often
23 min in
0 likes 85 dislikes
400k watchig
what
Top kek
Likes and dislikes are banned so no one is bothering with those.
No it was a glitch, 26k likes showing
ESTONIA IS FUCKING CRINGE !!!!!!!!!!!
This is why you need jury back to eliminate joke entries like this.
Wooooo. I love Eurovision!!! I hate that it's so gay though
That whole show is pure cringe
The joke songs are the best! Tommy Cash is massive. I like his collabs with Little Big
Spain sexo
Hot lady, decent song not too memorable (or at all)
Why are they not in the meatgrinder
cause they are twink faggots
Ukraine is pretty gay this year.
Espresso, espresso, no need to be depresso.
Its basically the gay world cup.
Love this zest fest every year. Guilty pleasure.
Song is good but why dress like fags
They'll win anyway
The Swedish reddit entry next
Manliest Swedes they could find
They are Finns tho are they? Not liek there is a big difference.
These guys eat a 100 degree sauna for breakfast, how long do will you last 100 degrees?
Swedish minority in finland
Yeah and fuck each other in the ass while doing it
Israel has better chances. The singer they sent is an actual October 7 survivor. Its always some political bullshit like this who wins.
Political bullshit wins Eurovision
When?
I'm getting Jeffrey Dahmer vibes from this guy
The singer they sent is an actual October 7 survivor.
No fucking way kek
Is his grandfather a holocaust survivor, that would pocket the victory
They'll win because Mutts vote for Pissrael illegaly
Portugal isn't so bad, too bad they aren't white
Remember the 6 gorillion votes goy
She is hot tho
It's too normal for the esc, they need at least one tranny
Last year the first non-binary faggot won, Ukraine won because the war started that year, Israel won with that feminist body positivity landwhale....that bearded woman, etc.
Italy have spawned an italian Michael Jackson
C'est fini mes amis
Norway
A Middle Easterner sings in English
Very Norwegian, ngl
Belgium is gay as fuck, has solid chances to win.
Wym it's Belgian Elton John
he cant sing tho
next song habibi
Did you like watching your guys sing for Norway
Yeah but he compensates with those extra fag points
i thought I heard a trace of danglish desu but I think italian michael jackson up next will take it
Oh wait, I thought your flag is Norway.
You missed the joke anyway
why are Italians so faggy?
I like the song well enough
Kek, it's just the south, the northern ones I know are pretty based
San Marino rejects end up on Eurosong
Non piu cool, Italiani ragazzi
Good song, Italy has a chance of winning
Imagine if the Vatican participated each year with a religious hymn kek
Peak swiss humour
Women comedians are so retarded
Sexy Turkeys wtf
Is singing in your own language instead of english a power projection?
rest of world can give max 12 points, it doesn't matter. Israel won't win, europeans don't fall for jewish sob stories like burgers
"O Fortuna" would win
I assume they'd be told that hymns are like political or something, and thus not eligible.
did she just call italians monkeys?
EVERY WOMAN/TEAM INCLUDING A WOMAN SHOULD PASS TO THE FINALS
yes I know ours sucks but we must counter the faggotry somehow
They nearly won last year and only came up short due to jury mass voting for that Swiss faggot.
Nah, public vote overwhelmingly went to the dude that ended up nr 2.
Azerbaijan or Azkaban as I like to call them, sounds like a woman
NEXT UP FOR KAZAKHSTAN WITH THE SONG IN MY COUNTRY THERE IS PROBLEM
BASED EUROVISION THREAD
my favorite thread on Anon Babble every year. this year's roster looked pretty shit tho
Top kek
So far its been a real drough on attractive babes.
Yeah not enough trannies and fags
Europeans won't vote much for Israel and maybe even the juries will try to make a political statement, it would be awesome if they did.
It would mean the victim card has expired, I would really like to see it happen but it sounds almost unreal.
Imagine the seethe if le Oct 7 survivor didn't win
could burgers one shot the eurovision if they wanted to?
Azerbaijan best one so far.
Hahaha
I would love for them to complete
Gabry Ponte from Eiffel 65
Italy gets 2 songs
lmao
Albania the pol favourite
We also got 2 songs
3 this year actually: Italy, San Marino and Estonia
Mfw San Mariners are the real Italians and Italians are in fact faggots
I miss the Icelandic freakshow crew that trolled in Israel.
Did they get banned from Eurovision
Albania sounds good
Shame about no subtitles on tv
I believe iceland was fined, no idea about a ban or not
Netherlands send a negro loooooooooool
Kek negerlande
white woman, black man
every time
Black guy for Holland.
I don't think he'll qualify
frankglish
kino
This year has been low on negroes so far, one had to show up sooner or later.
Fined for what and by whom
Btw Albanian song says "Shneed"
A black guy hugging a white girl coming up next
Nethercucks
KANKERNEGER
That would be incredibly racist
CLAUDE C'EST LA FRANCE MES AMIS OUI OUI OUI!
Absolutely, anything else would be racist.
You should be able to turn them on through your normal tv subtitles. It should translate them too.
He's not bad tbqh
Singer is born in Bosnia made it big in Serbia and represented Croatia
A true Yugoslav
Shame that he sings in English
It'd be nice if all countries used captions like Italy did
Honestly
Checked wikipedia:
While the televoting points for Iceland were announced, members of Hatari unveiled banners displaying the Palestinian flag, which was met with loud booing throughout the arena.[23] RÚV was later fined €5,000 by the EBU due to breaking the no-politics rule,
Italy actually had a very good text desu. Rest of the songs are probably just generic pop lyrics like "i love you bitch" and stuff not worth translating.
Italy were the first to crack the caption technology
How do we stop them?
Breaking the no-politics rule can get you fined
Based and I'm absolutely sure they would apply the same standard if they waved the Israeli flag
until it turns out all the lyrics are combinations of "love me" "fuck me" and "forever"
Netherlands
Nigger
French
Seems we did it again as globohomo capital.
Why, they sing in English anyway
It's fine when Switzerland does it
Swiss song is cute.
Should do well, but won't win due to not being about gay sex or diversity.
its boring
swiss song is kino
You're boring!
is cyprus a real country?
but won't win due to not being about gay sex or diversity.
But it literally is, I speak French.
It says "my girl went on voyage and I'm lonely I want to travel with her I miss her so much"
A white guy hugging a negress
We're so back Eurobros
More than San Marino if you ask me.
half of it is occupied by turks, and a huge portion by britain and the UN. of the greek part that's only like 40% of the island (actual cyprus) most want to join greece
Is Denmark?
Biggest country in Europe since we own Greenland.
Israel was hosting that year, that's why they did it.
If they waved an Israeli flag instead, it would have just looked like they were thanking the host country
Attractive females are not gay enough for the current era, gotta be fat, tranny or male.
That's why they won last year with that nonbinary fag
Italians can all vote for their minion San Marino to make it into the final
kekw
nearly all entries sang in their native language what are you talking about
No proper horny songs this semifinal, shame. i miss the austrian rave girl of last year.
Ok but are you a real country was the question
The answer is we are the realest.
Not for long tho
new thread get in here euro brothers
why are we splitting at 157?
Haha, these female comedians are a riot!
*coughs in Norwegian* Queen Maud Land *cough*
We're at 150 replies, nigger
We're not, stay here
why not? Jannies nuked this thread last year
Is this the Disney channel?
Medieval Switzerland with niggers
Who?
Is this accounting for French Guyana and other bullshit?
Man Europe is so fucking gay
This song is in fact the best song of the evening
Educational!
no one cares about your stinky guyana france, america will pay you to keep it
I guess you're not the biggest country in Yurop after all. Sorry brü.
is okay mon ami
arguably guyana is more france than greenland is denmark. It's core french territory whilst greenland has home rule
Watch it kiddo, we don't tolerate homophobia in Eurovision threads round these parts.
Also Greenland should be Norwegian, as we found it first.
you belong to us and will be returning to the fold soon
Holy shit, I hate old worlders so much it's unreal. Imagine your entire sense of national pride being wrapped up in a shitty pop concert. I swear, every last drop of testosterone bled out of that continent in 1945.
This is the most effeminate shit I have ever seen, and I live next to Canadians. I hope Trump triples the tariffs because I had to be reminded this exists.
are you guys still having this Reddit conversation.
Fuck off they are ours and we will come for you too
Imagine your entire sense of national pride
he speaks of subject which he has no knowledge of
Nu uh, media told me Trump will invade you guys any day now.
What? This is pol not Reddit
This is a reddit board after all.
Go back watching goyball and roided up niggers amerimutt faggot
Ziferblat
Jew
They are Ukrainian after all
America could EASILY win the eurovision if we wanted to. But out of consideration to the small nations of the world we let them have their own little tournament.
No one likes America so they would not.
400k sms ballots for joe biden found in the last second
American culture is Judeo-Negrific culture
poland
Somebody PLEASE kill these unfunny women!
When is Russia singing
Explain yourself poland
Its not gonna qualify anyway so no point
AAAAAAAhahahaha
Europe, nobody can dance in high heels like Polish women ... and men
Said the Polish "man"
Poland, shame on you
When they surrender to Ukraine.
Wars are not supposed to happen in Europe, only to brown people! Until Russia gets that no gay music competitions for them.
You send a fagot too.
To be fair, who didn't?
Why is it taking so long to count the votes?
Is Israel banned though
Nooo Israel has the right to defend itself
Also
Ukraine shelling their minorities wasn't a war akshully
You're a Redditor, aren't you
Its getting rigged to get freaks like Poland through.
RIGGED
Israel is killing brown people in the middle east. That's okay.
Russia is killing europeans. That's very bad and immoral.
Not rocket science exactly
Jews
We have a Jew here
TOTAL NORDIC DOMINATION
Niggerlands
OY vey!
Italian minions made it through
kek
This fag shit is still popular? Maybe we do deserve being beheaded by Islamists.
Fuck this shit i a not watching this shit on thursday
See you at thursday
They made Azerbaijan go through the humiliation ritual go through 4 times for nothing
ouch
nope fuck you norwegian faggot
Love u 2 bby
Nobody can outgay a nord when pride is on the line.
kek
all 3 italian songs made it through
so it's gonna be a nordic vs. italy final
160m viewers, larger than the Super Bowl.
watchmojo.com
got a source for that?
Finland secretly in both camps
So never
Also why let Israel participate?
I hate riggers
Israel is killing brown people, very different from a war affecting white people.
Anon Babble may not like it but this is what PEAK PERFORMANCE looks like.
it says as it prostrates itself before a nigger drag-queen
Enjoy your week-long worship of make-up tutorials and talking about getting your hair done, sodomite.
Apparently People in Norway that voted for Croatia got reply that they had voted for Israel.
Because muh holocaust
HOWEVER
This year maybe Euros will take a stand since generally Europe views this war differently than Amerigolems, this includes jury.
I almost can't believe it could happen BUT
Pissrael sends an Oct 7 survivor (sure, sure)
Europe disses them anyway, they rank low
Some Jew actually calls out antisemitism because they didn't win
Oh what a day
it says as it prostrates itself before a nigger drag-queen
I'm sorry but that's what Americans do, wembrel
NEVER FORGET WHAT ISRAEL DID TO /OURJOOST/
drag queen admits even the idea of violence happening near it makes it so terrified it needs to get a manicure to calm down
LMAO! No wonder you spent 8 centuries as a bitched out towel boy to your neighbor.
Well, yeah.
We know what yours is tied up in. SWEDEN YES!
Holy shit kikes are relentless
Haven't even performed yet
Getting votes already
HEAPS of faggots and trannies got voted out today. En route to healing we are. Some men in high heels slipped through though. But that is to be expected. The trend is clear.
Poland will be low in the final anyway.
LOL! LMAO, even.
RIGGED
STOP THE STEAL
Do you really think that pic counters the previous wemb ?
Weird cope.