Do you guys ever go to asian massage parlors to get your pickle tickled?

Do you guys ever go to asian massage parlors to get your pickle tickled?

I can give myself a handjob for free

I dont like pickles. Paying for whores is degenerate. Just got to the bar and find the fattest one and live the dream

I prefer colon hydrotherapy
Its all the new rage

he does it for free

I'll admit, every bit of cash I could spend on Asian Handjobs, I'd much rather spend on getting little trinkets. Did you know you can custom-order an embroidered iron-on patch of whatever design you want for like $15 on Amazon? Wild stuff.
Still can't afford rent though, skipping $30 worth of treats won't suddenly put $1,200 in my pocket.

That probably costs more than a whore, and the literal whore has probably had fewer penises in her.

Stfu bitch

The good ones are full on brothels

ick' on eck'

Do you guys ever go to asian massage parlors to get your pickle tickled?

Every mine site in Aus has a gaggle of chink whores that just get spit roasted 24/7

Virtually every whore in Aus is a chink, it's hilarious

I got a thai massage a while back and she got me naked...much to my surprise. Then when it was time to turn over onto my back she asked "towel on or towel off?"
I said towel on, because I was only wanting a massage, but I went back a couple weeks later and said leave the towel off. So after she massaged my leg she brushed the old fella and asks "you wan massage this?"
So it cost $130 but it's actually very relaxing to be orgasmed.

i love a good rub and tug, haven't in years though

Found the jannie

Why bother when your mom does it for free

it would be rather silly for him to pay himself

Probably. Whores dont do it for me

why would i spend money on massages when i can buy 22tb hard drives?

I'd just go for a good massage. I need all my seed to keep up with my gf's sexual demand, can't be wasting it on whores.
But she's not very good at massages though I could really use them.

I love thai massages. My back feels like I am walking on pillows after she gets done working on my back.

One time I seen a massage parlor advertising on Backpage with all these young hot Asian women being there. I go there and this little window in the door slides opens this old Asian with a gruff cigarette smoker voice answers the door she says "one second". She closes the little window and I wait a like a min. She then opens the whole door and now she is standing there with with a little bikini on and this woman had to be in her late 60s. She brings me to a room and tells me to get naked and I immediately pass her a bunch of money. I asked where are the women and she says. "Da be rite bak. No woory.' I lay on my stomach and lo and behold about 3 minutes later she comes back and starts rubbing my body and playing with my ass and rubbing the inside of my ass. At this point I'm too nervous to you and say anything. She finally rolls me over and starts jacking me off saying ohh Yaa ohh Yaa in this heavy musky asian voice. I had to close my eyes and daydream of being some where else. My dick finally let's out a little squirt and I say I'm done. I get dressed and do the walk of shame out of that place. Never went to one ever again.

there's one over here that's about $200 for a full body massage then some fucking and when you're done they wash you in the shower. it's literally the same price as taking a fat bitch out but you can pick your own gook out.

I usually go 3-4 times a month.

I dun did it. The first time was an accident, but the others were not.

I don’t want to sound like I’m reccomending it, but it’s kinda nice. It isn’t something you do because you are all horned up, that might be pretty disappointing and weird. It’s something you do to relax. Get a nice massage from a kind old Asian woman who wants to jerk you off or maybe suck you off. It is hard to really separate out the sexual aspect from it, but these are not desirable women. They are wiener mechanics.

If you try to think of it more therapeutically than sexually, you may find that you enjoy it. If you go in there because you are just super fucking stoked on the handjob or blowjob and don’t even want the massage, you will very likely be disappointed.

Where the fuck are you finding $1200 rent? I've looked all over this country and couldn't find prices like that. Even rural mifwest is like 1500 min for a 1 bedroom.

A literal whore will likely be cleaner than a fat bar slut. At least the whore uses protection every time. That fat girl you are drunkenly fucking has likely fucked niggers without a rubber.

No, Chinese whores are the worst. For example Western/Japanese whores will play a little longer with you if they're having a good time, but Chinese ones are literal drones who are hardwired to obey the schedule. Once that last second is up even if they're super horny, they'll go "OOPS, time up. Uh oh, no more." then they'll encourage you to pay more so she can keep having fun. It's very annoying for my balls. One time in another country I was fucking a chink's brains out and she was screaming, then the time ran out and the Chinese whore started literally following me home asking me to keep going. Like jesus christ bitch, if you had that much fun then we can go for 5 more minutes. Your soul isn't bound to the time limit.

Yes a long time ago -- massage parlors are a rip off -- because you pay for the room then pay for the massage and then negotiate for the handy .

Just go to an Asian whore, it's cheaper and they will BBBJ you for the same price .
Massage parlors are for fags that are trying to pretend they are not visiting a whore .

he didn’t move to Texas when he had the chance.

If you go right now without packing, you might make it before we say goodbye to this failed nation. No promises though, time is ticking.

Houston rents are low but I assume it's the same everywhere else. Recommend me some affordable decent areas please. Houston seems like niggerbcentral.

I always knew you weren't Mexican. Thanks for confirming.

I wish there were qt japanese girls in the west. They're all Chinese.

Massage parlors are for fags that are trying to pretend they are not visiting a whore .

Yeah, this hit home. I mean I knew I was visiting a whore, but I was also kinda pretending I wasn’t?

Meh, I enjoyed it. Might do it again. Believe it or not, it will be because I want a massage that makes me actually go back. That’s what it was every time for me anyways; since I always want handjobs and blowjobs.

Visiting a whore is a fucking FELONY in texas. Fuck texas. You christcucked faggots banned porn and made it a fucking felony to get a whore. Plus texas is mostly beaners now.

Just go to apartments.com bro.

your mom is cheaper.

I'm into old homely asian women, I guess I need to go.

fpbp, why the fuck would anyone pay for that?

Literally everywhere in search is like 30% nigger in Texas wtf.i knew it was Hispanic but damn Texas is a shithole now.

I honestly don't get why they're so popular. You're paying 50€ for a handjob, when for 100€ you could actually have sex with an escort.

I go once a month when my disability check gets deposited into my bank account (I suffer from severe anxiety and depression). Asian women aren’t tight like in the movies, they’re incredibly loose and hairy.

There's nothing like a relaxing massage and an orgasm afterwards. It's almost like it's not even sexual, it's just really nice.

Isn't it weird that this shit is illegal but castrating your son is not?

Damn I didn’t know it was a felony.
I don’t think that’s a big deal though. I’ll just stop going to rub n tugs.
Anyways, bummer that you are blowing a gasket over a state you don’t even live in.

I guess… enjoy living in Las Vegas? Seems like prostitutes are a dealbreaker for you so I’m not sure why Texas gets special hate over every other not Vegas place.

Anyways, go look up prostitution arrests. I don’t know what they are, but I think it’s a safe guess that at least one hundred thousand whores are fucking as you read this in every major city; so just compare it to that.

In the US it is like 300 MINIMUM and that is guaranteed to be a chubby ugly hispanic or nigger. To fuck an actually attractive white woman is like 1200 hourly minimum, and first you have to get "screened" which involves sending her a picture of your liscense and your work information. Not even joking.

Checked. Why not just use your hand and then you'll stop thinking about it?

Anon, most places are like this. Don’t let perfect be the enemy of the good. You are going to get drafted into a war with China while Texas remains neutral.

Oh it certainly is like that most places. I just thought Texas was hispanic/white. The nigger aspect is disappointing. Also you know good ole Texan boys will sign up for the war if there is a false flag.

walk into asian massage parlor

expect thin busty asian woman

get fat bottom-heavy black woman instead

die because she crushes my torso with her ass and turns me into a squashed microwave pizza roll

Not true, the parlors around my section 8 housing unit charge at most $150 for full sex. I go for the $100 spots and sometimes the mamasan has latinas for some reason.

Make male genital mutilation illegal.

Complaining about the price of whores is hilarious

wow I wish this cost ten times less so I could do it ten times more

No fucking shit, retard

yes

300 minimum

you have to get "screened" which involves sending her a picture of your liscense and your work information. Not even joking.

This is true. 10 years ago it wasn't this bad. 140 an hour for fucking, 60 for quickie. Even just handjobs now the women want like 150 dollars.

Hoeflation, unironically

I'm talking about actually attractive white women anon, not parlors.

he simps for average white women charging $1200 hourly

This is why we have pussy inflation

Mexicans were getting along too well with everyone so the government put infinity katrinaniggers all over the place forever. They radicalized our local, docile blacks and encroached on Mexican drug turf.

It’s a big mess. Katrinaniggers are the worst of American blacks and they smote us with them.

It was always costly but NEVER this expensive. It's unironically just another metric of how bad things are. Like not even cowboys were paying these prices 200 years ago.

Get the tenga blue orb. Better than some old whore's crusty hand. Women have priced themselves out of the market.

Yes, i went twice. First time was good, second time was bad. I guess i'll just stick to going to the brothel. It is more worth the money.

The only white women that are in my budget range are AT MINIMUM $140 and range from 40-70 yrs of age. They aren’t a bad deal when you think about the things they will let you do. This one white lady lets me bust on her face but she also charges a bit higher than similiar escorts her age and race. I’ve never had sex with a black escort but did bust a homeless black woman’s arse once for $20.

i used to walk by one all the time, and instead of just a little podium for the hostess to stand behind, they had a full counter like you'd see at jewelry store or something. this is relevant because there was no way the old woman who ran the place would be able to get out from behind the counter in time to stop me from what i would do. what would i do? whenever i walked by i would open the door and pull down my pants and fart and then close the door and run away. the pulling down of my pants was important--i guess part of it was to make it more offensive (especially since i would pull them far enough down that my dangling nuts would show), but more importantly was that it assured that the fart actually went into the building and didn't get trapped in my pants. a lot of people dont realize that the delay between farting and the stink of the fart, or the phenomenon of a fart "following" you into a car or room, is because it takes time to diffuse through your pants. anyway, the stupid chinky dog bitch would yell at me but that only made me enjoy it more. eventually i moved so i didn't walk by there anymore.

Sorry to hear anon. At least the mexibros hate niggers too.

Why should a woman get 100x the minimum hourly wage for spreading her legs? How do you justify that?

No, they charge that much because you probably pay it once in a while.
I would never.

Pay the price or shut the fuck up with your sour grapes having ass. Maybe don’t want the prettiest whore in the brothel if you are not willing to pay extra.

I think good deals still exist but you have to lower your expectations. Also the price increases wouldn’t have been this bad if guys didn’t overpay like dumbasses. This is why I’m slowly moving away from all “sex workers” and will probably only exclusively poach homeless or drug addicted women on the street. They’re generally unpredictable but at least they’re cheaper.

That's degenerate as hell anon. I dont partake because I dont want to have sex with garbage and the quality girls cost too much, but I did a fuckload of research and understand everything well enough. Sex isn't that important to me desu.

covid fucked it all up
they need to legalize it and collapse the price of pussy
this will also help the zoomer incel virgin problem

muh minimum wage!

Because someone will pay her to, you fucking commie. You are literally seething because a woman will not have sex with you until you give her money.

That’s crazy, man.

Before that, Houston was really close to the postcard for multi-culti. Katrinaniggers are a plague.

Pay the price or shut the fuck up with your sour grapes having ass. Maybe don’t want the prettiest whore in the brothel if you are not willing to pay extra.

I could pin a woman down in the bushes and force my dick into her if I really wanted to.

I dont fuck hookers i m just stating a fact. Also youre a woman.

I'm American living in Mexico for last 8 years.

Go do that then and shut the fuck up. You are the fucking worst just
>boohoo I can’t afford pussy I’m gonna have a rape
Gross

NOOOO

you HAVE to put a woman on a pedestal and let HER decide

Why don't you just kill yourself already? You're a complete waste of oxygen.

i don’t fuck hookers I just research their prices and bitch about it online in my free time.

Super normal stuff.

What do you mean rubbing the inside of your ass? Like fingering your butthole?

it's a contract and you should pay. if you're trying to reach hookers' "souls" during you visits you're doing it all wrong.

It’s her fucking pussy. Go rape it or pay for it, you literally do not have a third option you fucking retard.

TN, 1500 not including utilities, 1 hour drive from Nashville. 2 bed 2.5 bath. Not a ghetto neighborhood. While yes it's jot as cheap as 1200, it's a pretty good deal and I'm sure you can find 1200 somewhere in this state.

He’s right to complain for the most part. I’ve had streetwalkers charge me $100 for just a blowjob. I ofcourse laughed at their face and rode away on my bike while flicking the bell like a mad man.

If we want the collective prices to go down we have to remind these holes they are just that…..HOLES. The problem is the guys out here play captain save a ho and like getting cucked. It’s weird.

Her body, my choice.

What makes you think Chinese women have souls?

kek my mortgage is 1100 in CA, about an hour from LA. bought my shithole back in 2018 too. 4% interest rate. jews can eat my asshole.

Massage parlors are for fags that are trying to pretend they are not visiting a whore

Been saying this for years. Never got the appeal. Especially for some uptight clock watching chink to jerk you off? I do that unmatched on my own when needed.

Bruh lives in Hemet.

nah I live in rancho

I used to, there was one place I liked but it closed and I stopped.
It's hilarious how everyone is them are tug places but they're never shut down. Even when they're busted, they can only fine them for expired licenses. Probably work out a better system for closing them down

I've never used one but I have loitered around in them for a laugh. They smell like SHIT what are those herbs they use to make the air all musky and horrible?

probably incense, these people ironically spend alot of time at a buddhist temple so they're going to be burning alot of incense, typically jasmine

Wow that's a good deal then. Rancho is chill.

yeah my shithole is worth half a mil now. i'd sell and move to Colorado but too many CA libfags have done just this and I'd immediately be unwelcome.

wiener mechanics

Kek

Sounds like a quick way to end up with. Felony on your record

Yeah fucking whores in the US is a huge hassle and expensive not to mention potentially disastrous as it’s illegal and now they can hit you with a trafficking charge

I go to a massage parlor that's entirely paid for by the health insurance I get through my work and the woman who runs the place loves to play with my cock. Shit's pretty sweet.

I think good deals still exist but you have to lower your expectations.

No nigger, no more of this shit. The same argument for "just work forever and never buy a house." Sick of it. The problem is women are held to zero standards across every aspect of society.

Very few women, even gfs and wifes who "love" you, put a sensual efffort into a handjob.
Most of them see it as an industrial process and just jerk it off at high speed for a few minutes.

Most of them see it as an industrial process and just jerk it off

T-that's pretty hot

paying for sex

giving women money for any reason at all

The absolute state of simps. If these losers wouldn't be so desperate for pussy the women wouldn't have as easy as they have it today. All thanks to desperate simps.

yes all the time.
I even rank and rate them.
this is one of the reasons china is based
its sex and more if you request it

That’s a meme and not advisable as even asking will land you in jail. Just buy a whore

oh, that's odd

doesn't work

probably spends 24/7 indoors

before a screen

likely lives filthy

fucks prostitues

"I suffer from severe anxiety and depression"

. I guess i'll just stick to going to the brothel. It is more worth the money.

You're not wrong, you definitely get more STDs per €.

works

probably works 24/7 indoors

before a screen

likely lives filthy

does not fuck prostitues, too expensive

"I suffer from severe anxiety and depression"

Holy fuck, I remember this thread.

it sounds like half the people in this thread are getting sucked off by grannies..
in vancouver most of the places have girls in their 20s - 30s, and if theyre older or ugly I just leave and try a different place after I see the line up

i pay 140 CAD / 30mins in vancouver and it includes sex after the massage always.

sounds like half the people in this thread are getting sucked off by grannies

I'm going to be honest I kind of like it

You're paying 10x too much.

works

My place didn't buy itself

Worked as a garbage men for 9y, now foreman's assistant. It's mostly indoor, true but with 30% higher pay.

I do walk about 10 miles almost daily.

before a screen

Not 24/7

likely lives filthy

I clean every single day, my place is spotless.

does not fuck prostitues, too expensive

Have a gf that does it for free

"I suffer from severe anxiety and depression

Depression isn't real, kek
I do have a slight anxiety(nervousness?) sometimes, but that's normal I would say.

not really, Id say its worth it like once a month as a little treat

Why would anyone want a handjob out of all things? You can literally give yourself a handjob.

There are many homeless encampments in my city so it’s relatively easy to find cheap sex. I sometimes ride my bike around the neighborhood and scope out what I want. Just the other day I waited for a beautiful white girl to poke herself with the devils jizz (fetty) so I could jerk off on her while she zombified herself.

White people are dumb as hell.

Not yet, wish jews didn't make escorts illegal

That's a good example of why you shouldn't give money to women. It only encourages more of it.

Seems like a waste of money . Maybe if they sucked you off there it would be worth it
But paying for a hand job is just dumb

I can cook for myself quite good but sometimes it feels good that someone else makes it for you.

I hope a cop sees you doing that shit, faggot.

very frugal
nice job

I only fuck bareback, and barebacking prostitutes is a bad idea.

I usually go 3-4 times a month.

As I said, hookers are addictive.