Teens vandalized my garden, what should I do?

Teens vandalized my garden, what should I do?

Go to them and ask them not to attack nature, and explain how it will affect negatively their lives.

Force them to work in it, but maybe grow something with profit like cotton

driving on the wrong side of the road for america.

"""Gardeners"""

niggers are a bioweapon

Teens vandalized my garden

how biblical

landmines

Call them a bunch of little niggers and start a Give Send Glow

That truly sucks. Normally it’s rabbits that tear up my patches. Dogs and cats usually take care of that

Shoot and bury them to fertilize your garden. You living in USA so I guess it is legal.

Just a few teens doing something difficult, what's the issue

Bury a bunch of 9" nails just below the surface of the soil closest to the pavement, pointing towards the pavement and film for the lulz.

shoot them

kek niggers are literal locusts. They just have to destroy. It was based of them to chimp out on a redditors garden though

teens

add it to the list

Nothing. Be quiet as the timmy bitch you are do nothing. If you have balls, then boot up the resident evil server and do your thang.

Stfu timmy

The car is parked, not driving. Are you blind?

Do you know a potato launcher is?

redditor

You got what you voted for, so go and thank them.

fine idea but guaranteed to get you fast tracked to the most racist person in America for the month

literally pounding dirt

punching the dirt

didn't an emperor stabbed the ocean?

Kids don't like your weeds bringing down the property value. Maybe, cry more about it on reddit, you bum?

Add it to the list.

TND

Imagine my smells like teen spirit!

Fuck dirt and fuck seed people too

teens

How very peculiar

Xerxes put the ocean in chains

lol they really just are barely sentient automatons aren't they? Just going around, smacking harmless garden plants and literally punching dirt. fuckin worthless creatures

why is it always the chocolate-colored ones and not the non-shiny teens

Why are they upset? Isnt the gardens purpose to attract local animals?

Trump's America!! I told y'all. You voted for hate! Here it is! White pipo to blame!

She voted for this

Edit: Locked. Y'all can't behave.

the wildlife is integrating well with your garden

I love when lefties get to taste the diversity that they love so much. muh native plants and green bullshit boo hoo though.

dont live in a city
every cityslicker gets only a fraction of what they deserve for choosing to reside in those hellholes
they should have trampled the garden and burned down the house and then died in the fire so everyone involved loses

They'd probably sue you for damages.

Good idea to have something out in the open when you live next to niggers.

Black people would never destroy something just because.

niggers

Can't have shit around them.

Checked and it would be a shame if the camera failed just as some other joggers planted the nails there to sabotage you for the next time you mowed your lawn.

FUCK NIGGERS

"Take that you stupid dirt!"

*Punches garden

Americans are fucking retarded.

Pipe down pajeet, your shift manager at Timmy Hos said to get that fucking floor mopped.

It sounds to me like they just want to learn how to garden! This is a teachable moment, OP! :D

Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

Americans

I'll give you a real solution OP, despite the fact you're a stinky disgusting jeet

kuat makan durian

Fuck you

Now, install a sprinkler system you can turn on remotely and have the option for motion detection. The downside with that is it might end up getting everyone that walks by, so if instead you can purchase a pressure activated line or laser that sends a signal if it's disturbed, that could turn on your sprinkler any time they try again.

and we all know niggers hate water

Those aren’t teens, they’re aspiring gardeners.

missing McDonald's Wacko and a few other notable ones

Seriously though, what the fuck is wrong with niggers.

You have the video evidence. Have the police serve them a notice for trespass. They step on the land again have the police charge them for trespassing. Let the jew lawyers and jew prisons take care of them.

could be a one way street
glad i live in an expensive neighborhood

Destruction actually usually isn’t part of play for kids and usually they can’t put it back together. It’s just broken

send these faggots to haiti and the congo

That doesn’t happen to black people, retard. Niggers are above the law

sowing seed by the road

niggers get them

Jesus tried to warn you.

The socioeconomic factors behind garden vandalism

Honey, teens vandalized the garden! I'd watch it.

If they can't eat it or fuck it, they destroy it

Anon, I don't think you understand America. The system bends over backwards to keep these creatures out of trouble. The person reporting it would probably get a fine for wasting police time and the future arborists would be handed a full scholarship.

In smaller towns and cities we often just cross over and park on the "wrong" side of the road. Not at all uncommon in many places in America to see cars parked nose to nose on both sides of the street.

That’s the hilarious thing to me about the comments in that thread. “How do you know they’re not just playing?”

Girl clearly acting out the motions of pulling someone’s hair and gorilla-punching them while they’re down

Dey just kids havin fun!

Imagine these leftists being parents

Oh my little timmy just killed and disemboweled your favorite pet?

He's just practicing his surgeon skills, dont worry about it

Call the police and when you are talking to them, point to where the kids live and make sure the entire neighborhood sees your righteous point.

kill them and place their heads in a pike next to you garder as a warning

The plants shouldn’t have called the the N word

Fuckin' lunchtime rowdies

Call the police.

Bombettes and rockets and Roman candles that may have been deployed by a rival neighborhood faction, of course

Plant nettles and other stinging plants. They'll think twice after that.

The whole video is reflected/backward. Look at the play button.

>Niglets viciously punching and kicking the dirt
Everyday they surprise me with new sub-animal behavior

you know those shotgun shell trip line alarms? could you bury those in the dirt so when they hit the plants they blow dirt/rocks out of pipes at them. or would that be illegal im not an american lawyer but i think that should be ok. check with your local laws first in minecraft.

Garden time rowdies having a chimp-out

That racist ass garden got what was coming to it. Calling those future gardeners and lawyers the n-word! It makes me sick! Nazi garden got PUNCHED!

my bad im a retarded nigger faggot and i barely watched the bait video.

kek, with their mom encouraging them? you are fucked lmao

nah these delusional takes are 100% driven by the kids being brown/black
if these were white kids, the redditors would be seething and blame their MAGA parents for not raising them right
many such cases

These are not teens these are niggers

Police don't really enforce trespassing in where I live, they get fucking pissed you called them and won't want to come out or file anything.

call them niggers
???
profit

Imagine this little niglet started punching a fucking poison-ivy bush and then rubbed the sweat off his nigger brow.

Start planting pretty, but terribly toxic plants everywhere for the lulz!
Don't touch my plants niglet!

Spud guns are wicked.

Poison ivy! Bonus fucking points if they have a rare allergic reaction lmao

That "garden" looks like shit. Niggers didn't do much harm. The entire neighborhood probably think it looks like a faggy liberal pile of dirt.

What's the point of trolling like this? You need to be a bit more subtle. It's too obvious you're LARPing.

Anon, have you ever even talked to a teenager?

10 downerinovoterinos

woah redditxisters, did the chuds take over leddit?

thirty millionth monkey

They thought it was cotton and instinctually tried to pick. Unfortunately, it has been over a century since any monkey had picked cotton and they forgot how to pick it. Give them a couple centuries and some monkey will figure it out again.

These people would literally take a shotgun and blow their fucking heads off if the media told them it’s a good idea

put up an electric goat fence.

You're an American, I thought you had an amendment for this type of shit

fucking brilliant

The Haitians are just learning how to hunt the local fauna- I'd invite them and show them different ways to interact with a gun to hunt wild birds. Destruction is often the first phase of discovering something for children. They take it apart and see what happens next. Balls in your court- it's a teachable moment!

It's a teachable moment!

Is this the gardening to right wing extremism pipeline they keep talking about?

This video demonstrates why all the blacks in Africa will starve when we stop sending them food and export all their white farmers.

In smaller towns and cities we often just cross over and park on the "wrong" side of the road. Not at all uncommon in many places in America to see cars parked nose to nose on both sides of the street.

absolute ghetto behaviour
please never complain about others again, you are the others

Too bad it's literally illegal for you to have a garden wall, suppose you could just shoot them

Plant creeping rose or blackberry to shred the fingers and feet yucca to blind them.
Plant a bliss flower in the middle as bait.

The sprinkler is the best solution. The parents might get mad because their kid came home wet. If the parents come over to confront that’s when to involve law enforcement.

the worst part about it is that they didn't even properly vandalize it
a normal, reasonable person who wanted to destroy it, would rip out the plants
they just randomly punched and kicked the soil?

teens is so hard

grandpa was teens

godspeed

group of scholars experiments with agriculture

So you'll get a cool $700k+ on top of having your garden left alone?

locked

kek
every time

Kek

Teens

Add it to the list

.

They're invading private property. Shoot down the niggers.

Go to them

fucking europeans. You think black people in your country have anything to do with ours?

I feel like everyone is getting tired of niggers. How much longer until normies snap?

I second the whole land mines and booby traps thing .
Why is it illegal to prevent raiders from gaining access to your property no matter the age of the raider
It's a raider
They came to raid and pillage your shit up
So they deserve zero mercy
Clearly raised by other animals and it shows
I guess you can have empathy
But after decades of forced to be around it and deal with it
You think in a scenario where things aren't so stable , they won't think twice to just shoot you in the head and end you right then before even a word ?
Sure as fucked during hurricane Katrina , had to send in the national guard to stop whites from hunting blacks during the storm/power outage ,
Simply because blacks can't not become a violent symbiote

This. Engage in phytological warfare with niggers.

niggers

use logic

lol, lmao

It really is wild how strong the negro's impulse to destroy is. Not even plants in the ground are safe. They see something productive and/or organized, and their immediate instinct is to destroy it.

plant poison ivy and thorny shit on the front row, should work for smarter animals like dogs and racoons too

keep a whip nearby. when they do it again go out there and start swinging and yell "i said pick that cotton nigger"

Reddit is a mental illness factory.

It's their nature.
They quite simply destroy what they do not understand.

Is there anything niggers dont ruin

find the teens house

kudzu bombs

Wait 1 year

niggers overrun with kudzu have to leave house

Profit

mix some peppers or any plant based irritant in the sprinkle water and have fun.
fuck niggers

getting the redditor stabbed

lmao based

Have the police serve them a notice for trespass

This is a city. They rioted hard for BLM. The police don't do shit in American cities anymore. Maybe they'll show up for a murder, thats about it. In most urban areas they won't even show up for traffic accidents anymore unless there are injuries. This is what the leftoids voted for.

victim blaming

kuat makan durian

The username is a Filipino phrase for eating a fruit there. So the teens couldn't even go after White people correctly.

Love when the left eats its own but can't admit the problem

the purpose of life is to make enough money to escape the consequences of the civil rights movement

teens

I fucking hate niggers.

Why peepo be hatin' uz

Because you act like a goddamn retarded fucking nigger

Niggers do nothing but bring destruction wherever they go.

Yeah... this is me "asking them"

Its crazy how they want to destroy everything that is pretty and nice for no other reason than wanting to destroy everything that is pretty and nice

they also dont only hurt people, but animals. even as kids

Wow those jogging youths are enriching that garden, this is why we need more funding for public schools.

Checked, but only for the month?

Are they... punching the ground, the dirt? But why

TEENS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be TEENS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE TEENS " he thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of youth offenders after dark. "With a car, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

Claymores around the perimeter, attached to an AI that only arms them when niggers approach.

in fact behaviour of children is how you see what a race truly is, because they're still pure and haven't learned all the masks and filters

for example see the jewrats in vidrel, i have never seen anything like that in my life, but for jews its normal
also note how their plates are already full and they arent even eating it, its just greed for the sake of greed

Checked, this is one trip short to being a blessed thread.

i bet they would get mad if a white person burned down the hot cheetos factory

Put a scarecrow disguised as a KKK member, works every time

Freedom of association is guaranteed in the Constitution. White neighborhoods are completely legal. And they must come back. We simply cannot live around these people or send our kids to school with them. We’ve had enough. Fuck this shit.
We will make an exception for boomers. All ‘progressive’ boomers are required to live in neighborhoods with a black plurality. Just make sure to remind them that you’re their ally as they blast you in the face. I’m sure they will praise you for your activism.
Imagine being a boomer and knowing your generation, and your generation alone, ruined this country for everyone else.

That soil could do with some 'blood and bone', don't ya think?

Lay traps. Play stupid and tell the cops they were for vermin. Making traps in your garden is 100% legal in all states. Some states have different trap laws. But get one with big, sharp teeth.

beating up a garden

niggers are a literal curse
how the fuck are you going after a garden
it's a plant you Ethiopian subcontinental subhuman nigger
every atom in their body seems to destroy anything that's orderly

Probably getting revenge on his father, who was a dirt farmer.

CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHY THEY FEEL THE NEED TO DESTROY A GARDEN? WHY ARE THEY KICKING AND PUNCHING PLANTS AND DIRT WITH SUCH HATRED I DONT UNDERSTANT THEIR INCENTIVE???????????

poisoned grape juice
watermelon cluster bombs

frag fried chicken.
that is all.

They dont farmer! It baffles their feeble minds! All they see is someome who doesnt look like "us" likes it and that makes them feel insecure to the point of death and destruction.

...still baffling how these leftist cuck fucking white FAGGOTS dont understand basic pattern recognition.

Destruction is often the first phase of discovering

Niggers are low impulse and destructive. They belong in the Serengeti, being chased by elephants. Civilization is unnatural to them.

The Constitution was nullified in 1964, bro.

i am the listkeeper, here is the updated list

damn, you beat me to it. Here pic though.

Niggers...what can you say to them where they would even understand?

Could you get any lazier than screen recording a reddit post. Fucking hell lad.

i can't believe they're just wailing on plants like that, like what the fuck

Great advice
Where do you live? sounds like a nice place. Maybe all the slickers could move there instead

It's cute that you think a society that birthed these people is somehow functional

Africans cant into seeing beyond five minutes into the future. It frightens and confuses them.

not if you finish them off.

Shoot them. It's your right, as an amaerican.

just give cities that white hands built to the niggers, give up and let the coliseum in rome be tagged with graffitis, destroyed and filled with trash by niggers

retarded coward

This shit is so amazing. Even if it's satire, the most fascinating thing is it's still plausibly not satire.

build something

niggers destroy it

Many, many such cases. I suggest putting up a scarecrow in a police uniform.

native garden

You can just say weeds

Teens vandalized my garden, what should I do?

Call them niggers, collect $775,000.

retarded niggers

sorry for redundancy. replant, don't do shit, they'll either get bored or they'll do it till they find a new route home. teenagers are already retarded, niggers just add to the retard.

Now I'm noticing some lack of green in some of what look to be begonias, and suggest that you might put small iron nails just around the roots on the inner plants, because iron in the soil is good for a large variety of garden plants. Other options are small pieces of rusted iron, like old but fresh razors which are nice because they're lightweight and won't compact your soil, and they'll rust slowly leeching iron over time.
Obviously you'll want to map where you placed these, so if you're turning the mulch by hand you can take extra caution.

lmfao
Those down votes make me realize that predditors have enough sense to know when they are being mocked
They really are. It's quite fascinating

what do you mean, you only park cars on one side of street in canada?

shove their nigger faces into the garden like it was with training animals not to shit in places they weren't supposed to. also charge their parents and sue for damages

lmao look at those chimps. no wonder they starve on their own.

Lynch the niglets. Race war now!

oh shit now i understood what you mean, the car is parked in the wrong direction
that is nigger behaviour idd ive never seen that shit, literally ever

Niggers have never figured out planting seeds or subsistence farming.
They were brought from Africa. The dirtiest, stupidest, retard niggers who were captured and sold by OTHER BLACK AFRICAN slavers.
There were no roving bands of White Pirates beating the bushes looking for niggers to put in chains.
It was all nig on nig slavery. They didn't send their best. The best didn't get caught and killed and ate the dumb niggers, sold the ones they didn't want.
So here in the American continents, north and south, they had to be shown how to plant.
They didn't learn so they had overseers.
A few hundred years later and these dumb niggers still don't know shit about plants or planting.

Moowuuck deedooop wiubbas dee green shir be growing 'ow de grown?

shhheeeiit ain't no 40oz of liquor or hit if fent or welfare check sheeiit destroy Dat shiitt

Lunchtime rowdies still makes me laugh

Just ask them how they would feel if they didn't have breakfast.

I live in Missouri so I shoot them, as Missouri law states you can use firearms to protect your crops and livestock. If I'm not home, I call the cops, as that is a criminal offense in Missouri, and I sue them for the estimated sell value of the final crop that I would have had if they hadn't destroyed it.

I guess to answer the question, you protect such a space by living in a "right to farm" state. And assuming you don't live within a set distance of St Louis, you don't have these sorts of "young talented gardeners on their way to gardening school" attacks to begin with.

I suspect the original lyrics to "Rabbit in the Pea Patch" were about a nigger, but changed to be family-friendly. For example, the refrain "run that rabbit out of town", and complaining that the "rabbit" sits on his ass while you work all sounds like a human was the original subject.
youtube.com/watch?v=x_REHikgKQ4

"Teens"

aka ,....NIGGERS

no, i am the italian scribe, keeping the list updated

Were those truant hooligans or aspiring musicians?

"gardeners" has been added, next time i will provide updated longshot picture

This one is damn good

what should I do?

Get an anti nigger dog

leftist/conservatard whites are a bioweapon

burn their houses down in minecraft.

Niggers are low impulse and destructive. They belong in the Serengeti, being chased by elephants. Civilization is unnatural to them.

they should pay for it, you pay for their vandalism and buy yourself new plants.

hippity hoppity get shot or get off my property

LETS TURN BLACKS INTO TREES AND FLOWERS WITH GENETIC ENGINEERING

They were clearly proud parishioners.

the trees learn how to to do armed robbery using their branches as weapons

No thank you.

get off my lawn niggers

The Great Catastrophe is not discussed enough. We used to have nigs contained to a few regions in the South and an enclave or two in the Atlantic seaboard.

This has to be performative. I refuse to believe anyone, even with the anonymity of the internet, actually thinks like this

The Gibsing Tree

The Taking Tree

goodness, please no

what south african farming looks like after the whites leave

I love it. I hope they flood all of the village all the time. I hope they rove like packs of animals all over lower manhattan.

this explains why Haiti is plant-free and why they eat dirt cookies.

They're punching dirt and plants? Why?

This is why niggers were treated that way.

when they trash your stand of native water hemlock and then go to eat dinner

That is already #1 on the list.

Why?

See They must always destroy

It was just put on temporary hold. The Jews will NOT get what they so desire so long as we have to deal with this shit. They can have their pale of settlement, but not a second before this shit is repealed and we get to ensure our future for another 200 years. If we go down, they are absolutely going down with us.

Because they're niggers, anon.

They can't get away with punching you and me.
Yet.

Whoop dem plants bitch ass, nugguh!

Teens

Where is the mother and father to teach them right from wrong?
Its hard to blame a child for a 75% single motherhood ratio.

Dude, niggers.

The proper response is inappropriately racist.

Im having a hard time seeing a white mother show their child how to destroy property

he even tried to use a basketball lingo
this has to either satire or someone that has downgraded below human due to drug abuse

There's actually an evolutionary advantage to this behavior. I'll explain it not to excuse niggers but to bring attention to how fundamentally dangerous they are to any civilized society.

Niggers have evolved to destroy anything ordered, arranged, or manufactured because such things are the advantageous productions created by their betters. By destroying things such as graneries, fine goods, roadways, etc, they knock the competition down to their crude level. Niggers themselves are incapable of producing such things because they are simply inferior in that regard. Destruction of order became their "shortcut" to surviving being deleted by the process of evolution.

Kek, fucking apes man. She was punching the plants.

That's the kind of cuck that gets stabbed after tripping over the anti-homeless bench while running away from a violent crackhead.

dats wut u get, wyte hydrangea
fuk u chlorophyll ass niggas

at last, some brown faces breaking through in stem

This post is locked. You won't be able to comment.

Yall can't behave

Evolution isn't real, niggers are a demon seed.

That's what monkeys do

no bro
we don't punch and break trees

Kek

If you believe the Out Of Africa theory, the migrant waves had to be running away from something to decide that the endless deserts and frozen wastes were peaceful and kind by comparison.

Disgusting fucking niggers

All
Nigger
Must
Tang

lumberblacks hate dey roots

The confederate killswitch

where were they called gardeners? they were called teens. you are not the list keeper.

Don't empower these things. They are dalit slaves of slaves.

imagine crying about downvotes

living around blacks

you only have yourself to blame

All the slave traders were jewish too, thats an important distinction.
Christians shunned slavery and it was banned in Europe, this time unlike usury there was no loophole for jews and it was banned for them too.
So the jews needed to "flee persecution" of their business practices to Americas

Blacks literally just can't help themselves. They never evolved to live in White society. Most neolithic Europeans died out due to the agricultural revolution. Only the best farmers survived. Blacks never experienced this evolutionary pressure because food is plentiful in Africa. They are meant to be hunting and gathering. Of course they are all mad. Everything about White society is unnatural. Imagine being a human in Star Trek and being forced to live on planet Vulcan. It would drive you nuts too.

kek same

That shit doesn't look destroyed to me. There were black teens that ripped off a shit ton of pears and apples from my fruit trees in my front yard since its right next to the sidewalk, they would chuck them across the street for fun. My black neighbor had kids when they moved nearby so that was fun. Not much you can do but yell "HEY!" and they either scatter or laugh at you

They don't behave like this because they are mad at something. They just get an impulse to attack or destroy something and then follow through on it.

There is literally nothing more to it than that. You are anthropomorphizing them far too much. It's not about things looking unnatural - they could be in the middle of an african savannah and they would still just attack and destroy a random tree for no more reason than they were there and the tree was there.

There isn't a "reason" to what they do.

dalit

Go back to india pajeet
nobody wants to hear you talk

The 1000IQ move is to leave out "free cookies" every day where they're basically sugar and butter. No poison. No tricks. Just a massive, massive caloric overload. Just insane. Like 5,000 calories each. And you let them gorge on them. And they'll get fat. Hilariously fat. And then their organs will just give up. And they won't be physically able to mess with your plants. And even if those impulses hit, they'll just prioritize eating.

Costs $$$$$
Just shoot them

The Aussie had the better idea; just put plants that will damage them if they damage the plants.

more accurately it should be "garden vandals"

but dat's raysees, yo!

set up a ring

have the kids fight

?????

profit

Genesis IX (KJV)

18. And the sons of Noah, that went forth of the ark, were Shem, and Ham, and Japheth: and Ham is the father of Canaan.

19. These are the three sons of Noah: and of them was the whole earth overspread.

20. And Noah began to be an husbandman, and he planted a vineyard:

21. And he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent.

22. And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without.

23. And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father's nakedness.

24. And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him.

25. And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.

26. And he said, Blessed be the LORD God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.

27. God shall enlarge Japheth, and he shall dwell in the tents of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.

Subs:
Noah – Mankind's Patricarch
Shem – Patriarch of the Semites or Semitic peoples
Japhet – Patriarch of the Whites or Caucasian peoples
Ham – Patriarch of Blacks or Subsaharan peoples

Another excerpt mentions that the Lord "marked Ham's front" and that wherever Ham's descendents go, the land would not flourish.

Ham's Curse is one of the most based and redpilled passages in the Old Testament.

Pic related: "A Redenção de Cã", or "Ham's Redemption", by Modesto Brocos, 1895, depicts the gradative bleaching of new generations in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.

These things eat fast food everyday. You think it will hurt them? Their bodies have adapted to hyper caloric overloads.
Plus, you'd just lose money and once you remove the cookies because none of them died from heart failure, they'd go back to destroying.

Kek, posting the White, blue-eyed Puerto Rican copypasta

superior race

tolerates niggers