Brit/pol/ - essential Anon Babble viewing edish

Bald black women want your money but JOSH is the problem. Priorities m8 priorities

Ooo ee oo ah ah
Ting tang
Lammy lammy dingd0ng

Based Lammy tbqh
But doesn't he get a private chauffeur or summit?

I was taking the piss anon. Guess I was too verbose about it.

No reparations without incarceration. Niggers already get reparations for life. Free food, free housing, all the gay sex they crave, all paid for by the White tax payer. But they have to kill a nigger to get it

You'd think he'd have a state funded driver and car, idk if he even has bodyguards or he's not deemed important enough. Seems a bit dodge how he's able to jump in a rando taxi

Got you famm

nigger enters UK

the only phrase he knows is "give me"

because someone told him that's the only English you need to know to survive as a nigger in England

Do you bongs even have the capacity to seethe anymore? Or are you just too burned out from the daily onslaught of niggerdom to get mad anymore?

Personally, I was too unsurprised to feel any anger, but I expect some of you were seeing red

lozza

This fag does not get to use this nickname format. Only rMozza can have it. He can have Laur. Or Rinse.

No nigger ever called me whipped cream

Morning lads

Nasim Mimun

Propper French that.
I wonder if the driver thought "fucking nigger" or "fucking English".

What's up brother

When I was a wee lad I used to watch wrestling, monster trucks, mud racing and tractor pulling while eating my cereal before school. Very comfy times.

Hypothyroidism in 6 months as the poison seeps into the gland. What a stupid slow suicide.

Just found out it was a Ukie setting fire to Starmers shit. lol.

Can't be a nation of strangers anymore. Send that bloke to the front lines. Let his gf or sister stay on the condition that she has one year to marry a brit. And don't just send him to his doom. He needs to have all the advantages of diversity. So send some niggers with him too.

need a poo

rKeir was crying himself to sleep because he couldnt blame the mega extreme far right.

Shut the fuck up, whipped cream.

I think you need a break from the Tories actually. You already tried a poo and all that got you was more poos and niggers. Labour may have started off awful, but keir seems to have found his bearings. He's been great for America. I say give him a solid 14 years to reverse the Tories' destruction.

but keir seems to have found his bearing

yeah
up lord alis unshaven arserim

14 years of LET ME BE AB-SOLUTE-LY CLEAR

Yeah it's a no from me dawg

keir seems to have found his bearings

In the drawer with his vernier calipers and gauge blocks I would presume.

Just give him a chance anon.

tories: way more immigration, but none from White countries

Deform: there's not really anything we can do about all these niggers lads, sorry!

rLabour: can't 'ave a nation where everyone is a different type of nigger we can't. sorry ngubu, not racist or anyfing, but you're just to bloody black to 'ave the roight to stay innit. go on, sling yer 'ook 'n all

anon

laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

How did you know I'm the mutt who pretends to be rJosh pretending to be a mutt?

Reform is the only party that's actually suggested a mechanism by which to dismantle that, which is to leave the European Court of human rights. As its that mechanism by which many of them obtain the right to stay here on bennies.

leave the European Court of human rights

Wtf? I thought brexit meant brexit? Why does the UK still have obligations to a supranational organisation?

because its me you spud

It's what all the muhammads use to stop being deported after raping a bunch of kids.

Alri. Has anyone got any new songs? Saw one a couple weeks back and was about to record but the captcha just stopped for the whole duration of the thread ffs
Is it an EU organization? I just don't understand how you are still bound by any European charter now that you're a country

alri la
dench posted one but I think you replied to that
I've got an idea tho
youtube.com/watch?v=i92OfSVbibM

We can't fully disconnect from EU unless we are prepared to never sell a single thing to the EU. They have all kinds of import restrictions that we need to adhere to.

Hey guys, good morning
youtube.com/watch?v=Aqfu9g9zZUQ

If you're really lammy post hand

Alri la. That one's gonna be a taller order than a quick pithy drill choon like last time, but I'll get around to it. Maybe next week or summat
Well it's time to go cold turkey then. They made you pay for brexit with your arsehole. You just got a trade agreement with America, so maybe it's time to shift more to trade with us. You can actually get exports up to a favourable level if you weaken your currency with the mini budget. The Exchequer has the perfect opportunity now.

take your time lad it'll be a fucking BANGER

When the froggie took the car to le station des popo, lambo had diplomatic cases etc in the boot. Cunt was on holiday, shouldnt sensitive shit like that get couriered back to the uk?

How come goodlads like Eddie and Ginge were able to sort their lives out but josh is unable

gonna have to get a different zabuton lads
this one is lumpy as fuck and uneven no metter what I do

Nothing more traditional and conservative than neck tats

What of James? He get caught up by noncehunters?

james was never an individual poster, more like 3 posters collectively
boggy, some random schizoid anon and some other anon I can't remember

We're all Starmtroopers now

Unbelievable that Jews could make me agree with Lineker

lol

sorted their lives out

if you only knew what has happened since last time
have you tried killing yourself?

Why put face camo etc on when you got a big red feather duster in your hat that says "aim here"?

boggy

I never got to see his grim kitchen. Have you saved it?

Has anyone got any new songs?

youtu.be/f0s8QWvUyk0

speak of the devil and he shall appear

God she's so talented. I hate that she's such an obnoxious shitlib, and all her fans probably are too.

Holy shit LOOOOOL. Oh my fucking God that's so wonderful. What defence did he attempt to cope with?

a fucking FOUR FOOT KITCHEN

Well, at least the new EU youth mobility scheme will improve our white statistics, oh....

he's not even referred back to it, he was just no u'ing all last night so I was making AI gens to spice things up a bit

tfw AI training data has so few kitchens that grim that the caricature is still at least triple the width

he's in the top 0.001% elite in the realm of grim kitchens

This is comedy gold

I don't believe 6 million scousers died at Hillsborough. They added a zero.

The Exchequer has the perfect opportunity now.

It's run by Rachel Reeves, who thinks that doing customer service in a bank makes you a financial expert. She could be easily outsmarted by a particularly stupid glass of water. I doubt she even knows what currency we use here.

help me to get this motherfucking thread started niggers

Lammy has assimilated, he's English!

His dad's old bearings. Did you know he was a toolmaker?

morning BAME/pol/. how's it going?

The age of nations is over
Anybody using the term English or British does so because they seek t use you for whatever war they push

UK puts Chagos Islands deal on hold to avoid ‘toxic backlash’

Downing Street is allegedly refusing to give the go-ahead to the deal out of fear that it is opposed by Tories, Reform and even some Labour MPs

Der Sturmer strikes again!

romanians

white

Oh please.

Starmer's probably wondering if he should throw a few more billion on there just to sweeten the deal. He's a master negotiator, after all.

That was the old Starmer, before he did packet with the boys, now he's going to Albania to get more from the source, he's a changed man

morning lads, currently being paid to shitpost rn, who else /ontheclock/ rn?

Fuck.

What is with these generic cartoon people that adverts use these days

globohomo innit, were all the same type shit

also it's a SCORCHING 15C

It's all a bit silly isn't it.

Probably ai generated tomfoolery

Is it an EU organization

No, it was set up after WWII. Nothing to do with the EU

Ma da died alern and childless int trenches at illsborough when fookin thatcheh threw a brick at im. Aye ya bastids.

Remember when adverts used to feature the people they were aimed at? Trannys don't buy jags ffs

Communist zealots in key positions setting cultural norms

Why are pooftahs so obsessed with spreading HIV as much as they can?

In other news.

Morning ridiculous retards
New day, new mischief

It's how they show love, you bigot.

No.

they

And who are """they""", matt?

Adverts usdd to look like this in the before times

Morning lads, 77th Brigade, Anon Babble desk, day-shift. Mo and Rizwan and Imran the intern reporting. Wassup?

So Starmer's arson attacker is a Ukrainian, they're now attacking their allies, great. Remember when atlanticists were banging war drums at Russia because they tried to poison someone here. At least the Skripals were themselves Russian so it could be regarded as an overspill of internal violence.

uhm excuse me bigot why aren't there any more rWindrush bames in that photo? Don't you know they built the entriety of the UK by thesmevles?

morning lads

I've seen the ukrainecucks already desperately try to play this off as "oh he must secretly have been a Russian sleeper agent" or "he only did it because Russia were holding his family hostage".
The Seething Cokehead Manlet In Chief could personally piss in their face and they'd still find a way to blame it on Russia.

Manlet In Chief

It's the simplest, easiest form of vector graphics art you can make, so DEI artists love it and publishers love that it scales easily. Managers can easily request changes for diversity because everyone is interchangeable, and the guy who signs off on it thinks the bright colours make it eye catching.
At no point in the process does anyone actually care it's visually repellent, that people despise it, or that it looks like literally everything else these days. No one noticed the brown guy on the bottom right is connecting live to neutral. It's like a microcosm of our society: it ticks every box except "good."

think about wires in terms of what they are and not what they can become

Disgusting.

connecting live to neutral

tbf that might be legally required to show otherwise it would be false advertising of the quality of the BAME affirmative action hire workforce

he paid £65 for a piece of Chinese industrial waste foam, which cost at most £0.80 to produce

You will die to house niggers
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3wd80173nzo

Chagos deal scrapped

lmao Starmer wasted a year on all these crap policies no one wanted and now he's trying to roll it all back up and restart. Fucking worm.

enough.

the last thing the jobcentre worker sees

howdy yall

fucking kek

Ever looked at your fingers really close up with one of those microscope apps?

Yep. Microplastics.

Lineker is a nonce.

Schizo hours have started early today

I'm not showing you my fingerprints, GCHQ

even the ai generated image meant to flatter his npd shows he's suffering end stage hair loss

just ordered a bunch of fruit of the loom heavy t-shirts to lounge around in
what am I in for?

I've literally got a full head of hair mate
I'm growing a mullet and I'm 3 months in

Order a hat

Usually fruit of the womb you chase isnt it?

Is that joe lad in
Joe josh whats his name

I grew one
order a brain
seeing as you can't grow one

boring thread celeb shite

FFS, haven't got anything in for lunch and me bacon's in the freezer.
Might take some out and hope it defrosts in time, but I'm already peckish

Go gregg's
get sosij roll

Bacon

booked a different thai slag. the original one keeps making excuses

very sick sorry :(

ok fuck off

me duck u long time

For me it's "The Chant"
youtube.com/watch?v=A_W_4yL_doI

Eat it frozen.

can't be arsed drive
Is frozen lad; just taken it out and put it on the window sill to defrost.

lad this new one has big tits and looks young enough for a schoolgirl roleplay

stop teasing me ffs

back massage, owo then some doggy for 150 cooor

Am off to the farm shop for eggs n things
Get your own stuff today
Lazy cunts

proper little sociopath am I me

now watch me endlessly post about my emotions and go on multi year long melties over minutiae

hangers?

Bradley Manning tranny pedophile faggotass extraordinaire.

Vatniggers can't work out if they love the dude or not lmao

Vlad too much of a bitch to go to Istanbul to do what he lied about doing for years

does anal for extra, idk maybe. rock hard looking at her profile on adult work

bit haram that

wdym

Classic scouser complex

Just save up some money and go to thailand proper. A few grand would let you live like a king over there for a month or two.

Thailand doesnt want your people

Why don't farms do delivery? They already have the tractors, just drive the eggs out to the customer.

...

is it true that 200k is like a million over there?

He clearly meant turkey bacon.

don't want to pay for the flight and cba to fly 16hrs. much rather fulfill my fantasies here. fuck lad her pics are naughty posing in lingerie with her big knockers on show

Update it was some Ukraine guy, probably Starmer trying to send him back to fight on the front lines like that other Ukraine that was fuming he got denied asylum.

All of the SEAmonkeys in the UK should go back to their own countries in that case.

Thoughts?

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1747388322648194.mp4

Come on Keir, deport all the joshposters nad namefags back to Albania

she luv me long time for 150. ye is right saying hookers can make you feel like a king for cash

not until ive gotten her lips around my willy

Make sure to check the logo so you know which parallel universe they were manufactured in. It might affect any returns policy.

Germany attempts to take over Europe once again surprisingly to no one.

Don't lie that's your willy innit

Ethiopian bible or dianetics for my next book idk idk

might ask for a lap dance instead of a massage idk

251,377 in 2022
271,000 in 2023
Can anyone explain what the fuck is going on?
Don't give me that muh economic factors shit.

Anyone know someone that had an abortion?

It's a partnership, not a conquest

Yes queen your only 22 don’t have a babe yet you are ruining your life tldr culture.

Abortions are trendy for yt wamman

It's a conquest not a partnership, sorry timmy

What's a good work from home job that will net me 60k in take-home pay a year?

Youtuber

onlyfans

First for bogdan's fridge

Bogteria central

Working for the government but you need to get just below senior civil servant.

Im a data analyst, not 60k but close enough

just below

Literally, iykwim

Starmer wouldn't know what to do at a gloryhole. He'd probably roll up tax bill and push it through.

Demographic which are Tory loyalists who vote Conservative no matter what they do are wealthy boomers, pensioners and rich farmers

Tories are the ones who highly value things like inheritance of wealth

Tories are the ones in favor of mass immigration and perpetuated it for the past 15 years

Tories didn't particularly like orange man

Tories are the establishment liberal elite who have been basically shilled and whitewashed by the media apparatus like the BBC for years and they don't particularly like new media like GB News that is critical of them

Taxes the fuck out of pensions

Cuts rich boomers winter fuel allowance

Taxes the fuck out of rich farmers

Taxes the fuck out of inheritance

gives anti-immigrant speech attacking immigration conceptually in cultural terms not even just economic or pragmatic terms, releases white paper that's ovr 80fucking pages long filled with endless immigrant stats and stipulations on how the send the fuckers back, starting with foreward personally saying it's damaged the country on some fundamental level

keeps cozying up to orange man

is now currently going round giving press talks about immigration but only with GB News

I am becoming unironically convinced that the rationale motivating this man and his seemingly strange decisions for a Labour leader is literally just a pure hatred of the Tories and nothing else. All of his policies and decisions make complete sense if you look at it from the angle that he just despises the Tories and wants to make them suffer.

I bet if the father was very wealthy they would keep the baby.
Are women min maxing being a welfare queen?

tries to target politician

hits civilians

This says a lot about war.

He just like me fr fr no cap

The old white pensioner voting bloc shrinks every year.

Kek

we are going to war with russia lads

Bit warm for this time of year

Decided on dianetics, see you on the other side chaps

nitter.poast.org/DaveAtherton20/status/1923093690278359460#m

This is Harraby in Carlisle, as a migrant is walking around town with a knife. Those 4* hotel slippers look cool.

BAMES

maybe if you owned curtains your home wouldn't be so hot, retard

Im outside you megatard

The jobcentre has made me compile a list of all the jobs I've applied to throughout the week. And all the companies I had applied to last year, who have recently sent me emails saying how they've deleted my personal profile, are the same companies posting listings... Funny that, innit. The economy is actually dead and no one is hiring, how the fuck do I explain this to my fat workcoach?

freshprince”we”.mp4

well then you don't need curtains do you retard

A council is investigating after 37 dead dogs were found at a property believed to be a rescue centre.

The remains were found during a police raid at a property in the Crays Hill area of Billericay, Essex, on Tuesday.

Oaveed Rahman, 25, of Hope Road, Crays Hill, was charged with three counts of fraud by false representation and two animal cruelty offences.

Basildon Council said an internal inquiry would investigate the circumstances surrounding the property and determine what the council knew of the situation.

The scope of the council inquiry would include, but was not limited to, any communications or complaints it received regarding the organisation.

bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c2kq5yv0jz5o

Curtains this curtains that

Shut up retard

Just don't give your coach too much shite about it. They've got enough to worry about as it is.
civilserviceworld.com/in-depth/article/dwp-staff-risk-losing-jobs-stay-uk-skilled-worker-visa-pay-anomaly

He's standing directly in between the taser and the guy the taser is pointed at.

imagine the smell

no curtains

no shoes

Shoelad?

Smartest piggy

get chatGPT to work out the number of vacancies in whatever radius you're expected to apply within from your location. get it to work out how many of those jobs actually exist, how many are fake listings, old listings already filled and not removed, stuff like that
then get it to work out why you have such a low response retention overall based on common factors in regards to this process

wholad?

Help.
I have a blue collar worker over to do the gutters.
He keeps going on the phone talking about footie.
Anyone got some tips?

e r lad
lily said

pic rel

and
"Bonus Move:
Finish your report with:

“Based on this analysis, I’m happy to continue engaging with job-seeking activities—but I’d appreciate a conversation on how to do so in a way that aligns with the actual labour market conditions, not the outdated assumptions currently embedded in UC conditionality.”

That's checkmate.
They can’t sanction truth.

Let me know if you want me to generate that report template for someone else, or automate the whole process for your own use. Because this?
This is how you weaponise autism against bureaucracy."

Chatgpt only uses emojis with retards

Pretty good idea but I'm not actually applying. Just compiling a list. No one ever gets back to me and once I get a surgery done on my ankle I'll be back to working on my feet, and I won't struggle with finding a job then. The government just won't give me diability because I don't have mental problems, lol.

if you've got any questions post them here and I'll relay them to her and see what she says

so i just found out about a thing

"Sunday scaries" refer to the anxiety and dread many people experience on Sundays, specifically as the weekend ends and the work week looms ahead. This feeling can manifest as nervousness, a sense of dread, or even difficulty sleeping, often linked to work or school

the globohomo artwork is as you would imagine kek

Fucking state

like this shit
wtf is it meant to convey?

bames as well

thunderhead

Government really should think about assisted dying poor Timmy at this point.

He's a prime candidate for the new euthanasia bill.

Pretty solid stuff, actually, mate. Might bring this out in my next appointment. I do all the courses they ask for so they shouldn't complain too much.

its occupy

always women
go gave kids instead of working then ffs
stop ignoring biology

It's all very

"ishy"

I got her to pull figures and sources on how many job listings actually exist (approx 60% are fake / ghost listings)
want me to post them? I'll stick it in a rentry to avoid spam

Leadbeater bill solves this, Covid was meant to solve it

work sat sun nightshift gaming and shitposting all night with monday off

I love sundays, normies can't crack the wagieneet code.

found a bloke
but its a nigger

He's annoyed he didn't get Chelsea tickets.
I think this guy is richer than I am.

This isn't even stylized like and It's just a lazy art student's trace and fill made with an expensive adobe license that doesn't justify the hours put into it.

little thai slut dressed in a school girl outfit sucking me willy

That's how BAMEs feel when horrible white people make fun of their hair.

nobody laughed

grim

Perhaps you could pop on some Coldplay, you know, to show you're just like everyone else.

because it was shit

He's a big lad

Tell him the trouble with Arsenal is that they always try to walk it in

Gm frens of the pond <(^-^<)

in (hospital) bed lads

"Did you catch that ludicrous display last night?"

Is this and old picture or a new one. Didn't he have a little sit on the floor and end up in hospital for a couple of months.

I have no real dog in the fight but I like Tottenham and Brighton :3

Such limited life experience. Real men have experienced being a wagie and being neet. You believe you've made some enlightened lifestyle choice, but thats cope because you never made a choice.

You can see the hole left over from the face wound. I reckon he had some form of skin cancer and it wasn't actually a fall that did that to his face.

Reminds me of this

Fuck the nhs. Wish Israel would drop jdams on every uk hospital.

posted 57 minutes ago

Had to find out if this was recent. How the fuck does he keep getting a hospital bed. Hope he has the same energy as picrel

that would just create demand for more hospitals, retard

It's quite impressive. I tried to get an NHS appointment for a wound once. 2 fucking weeks. Never bothered again. I instead I just stitch myself like Rambo.

some form of skin cancer

Or he might have just kept picking at it. You can do a lot of damage to yourself by picking at cuts and even simple spots. If you don't let it heal, it'll scar and bleed and ooze and grow.

How long has this sweaty nonce been like this, must be years now?
Wouldn't it be easier to just "Lenny from of mice and men" him

not getting exactly what I want affects me mental elves

This is why we need to bring back mental asylums and workhouses

He went into the hospital back in October or November. I think he's been discharged twice but he always finds some way to go back in there.

45pbtid + sockpuppets

Sad loner kek

I miss prime schizo Tim. The guy who shouted at builders and posted pictures of himself spunking in his kitchen on twitter. Hospital Tim just feels kind of deflated in comparison.

long nails

Disgusting.

called it kek
what's that 3 days?

I went to casualty once. Sat there for 9 hours waiting for stitches. Phone went flat. Asked if I could call a taxi or charge my phone. NO! rNHS can't afford a phone call. And that mental case gets free amberlamps to and from hospital and gets to clog up a bed for months on end

Rumbled

looking forward to my lunch lads
phwoar

The guy who shouted at builders

I didn't like that. Made me have a good look at his locks. Unfortunately there's nothing worth nicking from his rented flat.

I remember after having surgery they couldn't stop the bleeding. So a doctor said "I'm going to give you some valium to stop you complaining."
It did not work.

I think there's a crow v. jackdaw race war going on outside my house lads.

racism is in nature therefor is natural

chuds: 1
cucks: 0

I want to live among my own kind.

Sell weapons to both sides for maximum profit.

alrite garbage human la

It did not work.

Well, no. Because you're here complaining, aren't you?

bacon is defrosted, over

In the UK the average cost of a general hospital bed is £400 a day

£400 a day and he's been sat in there for months. Gets kicked out and decides to fall off the toilet so he can get back in. And they let him.
Country's beyond fucked

being paid to lift rn

In your own time ladies

It's always crows. I once saw an impressive aerial battle between seagulls and crow.. The pure black and white against the backdrop was a church spire. Weirdly spiritual, but it was about scraps of rotten kebab meat.

There are more women in the uk? abortions are trendy? that shitty graph has no source so we'll never know.

Magpie vs Squirrel turf wars are very kino. Those little tree rats are very good at teamwork, but the birds will always have the high ground.

Struggling with energy/food costs? Try this simple money saving tip.

What I don't get is if they're happy to keep taking him back, why don't they set him up with home help? He says he fell off the toilet but so what? Has he broken his hip? Probably not. So all he needs is someone there to help him when get around until he's better

And by "someone" we mean a fat angry Nigerian woman.

British men may be enjoying a 'summer penis' thanks to warmer weather but doctors warn that as the mercury rises so too does risk of erectile dysfunction.

Summer penis is a term given to the phenomenon where men find their manhood swells in size as the temperature climbs.

This is a simple biological reaction to the heat with blood vessels in the member expanding instinctively to help cool the body.

As a result, this can make the penis seem slightly larger or fuller than normal.

winter vagina syndrome

summer penis syndrome

autumn anus syndrome next?

Spring nipple?