Teens vandalized my garden, what should I do?

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Teens vandalized my garden, what should I do?

Go to them and ask them not to attack nature, and explain how it will affect negatively their lives.

Force them to work in it, but maybe grow something with profit like cotton

driving on the wrong side of the road for america.

"""Gardeners"""

niggers are a bioweapon

Teens vandalized my garden

how biblical

landmines

Call them a bunch of little niggers and start a Give Send Glow

That truly sucks. Normally it’s rabbits that tear up my patches. Dogs and cats usually take care of that

Shoot and bury them to fertilize your garden. You living in USA so I guess it is legal.

Just a few teens doing something difficult, what's the issue

Bury a bunch of 9" nails just below the surface of the soil closest to the pavement, pointing towards the pavement and film for the lulz.

shoot them

kek niggers are literal locusts. They just have to destroy. It was based of them to chimp out on a redditors garden though

teens

add it to the list

Nothing. Be quiet as the timmy bitch you are do nothing. If you have balls, then boot up the resident evil server and do your thang.

Stfu timmy

The car is parked, not driving. Are you blind?

Do you know a potato launcher is?

redditor

You got what you voted for, so go and thank them.

fine idea but guaranteed to get you fast tracked to the most racist person in America for the month

literally pounding dirt

punching the dirt

didn't an emperor stabbed the ocean?

Kids don't like your weeds bringing down the property value. Maybe, cry more about it on reddit, you bum?

Add it to the list.

TND

Imagine my smells like teen spirit!

Fuck dirt and fuck seed people too

teens

How very peculiar

Xerxes put the ocean in chains

lol they really just are barely sentient automatons aren't they? Just going around, smacking harmless garden plants and literally punching dirt. fuckin worthless creatures

why is it always the chocolate-colored ones and not the non-shiny teens

Why are they upset? Isnt the gardens purpose to attract local animals?

Trump's America!! I told y'all. You voted for hate! Here it is! White pipo to blame!

She voted for this

Edit: Locked. Y'all can't behave.

the wildlife is integrating well with your garden

I love when lefties get to taste the diversity that they love so much. muh native plants and green bullshit boo hoo though.

dont live in a city
every cityslicker gets only a fraction of what they deserve for choosing to reside in those hellholes
they should have trampled the garden and burned down the house and then died in the fire so everyone involved loses

They'd probably sue you for damages.

Good idea to have something out in the open when you live next to niggers.

Black people would never destroy something just because.

niggers

Can't have shit around them.

Checked and it would be a shame if the camera failed just as some other joggers planted the nails there to sabotage you for the next time you mowed your lawn.

FUCK NIGGERS

"Take that you stupid dirt!"

*Punches garden

Americans are fucking retarded.

Pipe down pajeet, your shift manager at Timmy Hos said to get that fucking floor mopped.

It sounds to me like they just want to learn how to garden! This is a teachable moment, OP! :D

Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

Americans

I'll give you a real solution OP, despite the fact you're a stinky disgusting jeet

kuat makan durian

Fuck you

Now, install a sprinkler system you can turn on remotely and have the option for motion detection. The downside with that is it might end up getting everyone that walks by, so if instead you can purchase a pressure activated line or laser that sends a signal if it's disturbed, that could turn on your sprinkler any time they try again.

and we all know niggers hate water

Those aren’t teens, they’re aspiring gardeners.

missing McDonald's Wacko and a few other notable ones

Seriously though, what the fuck is wrong with niggers.

You have the video evidence. Have the police serve them a notice for trespass. They step on the land again have the police charge them for trespassing. Let the jew lawyers and jew prisons take care of them.

could be a one way street
glad i live in an expensive neighborhood

Destruction actually usually isn’t part of play for kids and usually they can’t put it back together. It’s just broken

send these faggots to haiti and the congo

That doesn’t happen to black people, retard. Niggers are above the law

sowing seed by the road

niggers get them

Jesus tried to warn you.

The socioeconomic factors behind garden vandalism

Honey, teens vandalized the garden! I'd watch it.

If they can't eat it or fuck it, they destroy it

Anon, I don't think you understand America. The system bends over backwards to keep these creatures out of trouble. The person reporting it would probably get a fine for wasting police time and the future arborists would be handed a full scholarship.

In smaller towns and cities we often just cross over and park on the "wrong" side of the road. Not at all uncommon in many places in America to see cars parked nose to nose on both sides of the street.

That’s the hilarious thing to me about the comments in that thread. “How do you know they’re not just playing?”

Girl clearly acting out the motions of pulling someone’s hair and gorilla-punching them while they’re down

Dey just kids havin fun!

Imagine these leftists being parents

Oh my little timmy just killed and disemboweled your favorite pet?

He's just practicing his surgeon skills, dont worry about it

Call the police and when you are talking to them, point to where the kids live and make sure the entire neighborhood sees your righteous point.

kill them and place their heads in a pike next to you garder as a warning

The plants shouldn’t have called the the N word

Fuckin' lunchtime rowdies

Call the police.

Bombettes and rockets and Roman candles that may have been deployed by a rival neighborhood faction, of course

Plant nettles and other stinging plants. They'll think twice after that.

The whole video is reflected/backward. Look at the play button.

>Niglets viciously punching and kicking the dirt
Everyday they surprise me with new sub-animal behavior

you know those shotgun shell trip line alarms? could you bury those in the dirt so when they hit the plants they blow dirt/rocks out of pipes at them. or would that be illegal im not an american lawyer but i think that should be ok. check with your local laws first in minecraft.

Garden time rowdies having a chimp-out

That racist ass garden got what was coming to it. Calling those future gardeners and lawyers the n-word! It makes me sick! Nazi garden got PUNCHED!

my bad im a retarded nigger faggot and i barely watched the bait video.

kek, with their mom encouraging them? you are fucked lmao

nah these delusional takes are 100% driven by the kids being brown/black
if these were white kids, the redditors would be seething and blame their MAGA parents for not raising them right
many such cases

These are not teens these are niggers

Police don't really enforce trespassing in where I live, they get fucking pissed you called them and won't want to come out or file anything.

call them niggers
???
profit

Imagine this little niglet started punching a fucking poison-ivy bush and then rubbed the sweat off his nigger brow.

Start planting pretty, but terribly toxic plants everywhere for the lulz!
Don't touch my plants niglet!

Spud guns are wicked.

Poison ivy! Bonus fucking points if they have a rare allergic reaction lmao

That "garden" looks like shit. Niggers didn't do much harm. The entire neighborhood probably think it looks like a faggy liberal pile of dirt.

What's the point of trolling like this? You need to be a bit more subtle. It's too obvious you're LARPing.

Anon, have you ever even talked to a teenager?

10 downerinovoterinos

woah redditxisters, did the chuds take over leddit?

thirty millionth monkey

They thought it was cotton and instinctually tried to pick. Unfortunately, it has been over a century since any monkey had picked cotton and they forgot how to pick it. Give them a couple centuries and some monkey will figure it out again.

These people would literally take a shotgun and blow their fucking heads off if the media told them it’s a good idea

put up an electric goat fence.

You're an American, I thought you had an amendment for this type of shit

fucking brilliant

The Haitians are just learning how to hunt the local fauna- I'd invite them and show them different ways to interact with a gun to hunt wild birds. Destruction is often the first phase of discovering something for children. They take it apart and see what happens next. Balls in your court- it's a teachable moment!

It's a teachable moment!

Is this the gardening to right wing extremism pipeline they keep talking about?

This video demonstrates why all the blacks in Africa will starve when we stop sending them food and export all their white farmers.

In smaller towns and cities we often just cross over and park on the "wrong" side of the road. Not at all uncommon in many places in America to see cars parked nose to nose on both sides of the street.

absolute ghetto behaviour
please never complain about others again, you are the others

Too bad it's literally illegal for you to have a garden wall, suppose you could just shoot them

Plant creeping rose or blackberry to shred the fingers and feet yucca to blind them.
Plant a bliss flower in the middle as bait.

The sprinkler is the best solution. The parents might get mad because their kid came home wet. If the parents come over to confront that’s when to involve law enforcement.

the worst part about it is that they didn't even properly vandalize it
a normal, reasonable person who wanted to destroy it, would rip out the plants
they just randomly punched and kicked the soil?

teens is so hard

grandpa was teens

godspeed

group of scholars experiments with agriculture

So you'll get a cool $700k+ on top of having your garden left alone?

locked

kek
every time

Kek

Teens

Add it to the list

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They're invading private property. Shoot down the niggers.

Go to them

fucking europeans. You think black people in your country have anything to do with ours?

I feel like everyone is getting tired of niggers. How much longer until normies snap?

I second the whole land mines and booby traps thing .
Why is it illegal to prevent raiders from gaining access to your property no matter the age of the raider
It's a raider
They came to raid and pillage your shit up
So they deserve zero mercy
Clearly raised by other animals and it shows
I guess you can have empathy
But after decades of forced to be around it and deal with it
You think in a scenario where things aren't so stable , they won't think twice to just shoot you in the head and end you right then before even a word ?
Sure as fucked during hurricane Katrina , had to send in the national guard to stop whites from hunting blacks during the storm/power outage ,
Simply because blacks can't not become a violent symbiote

This. Engage in phytological warfare with niggers.

niggers

use logic

lol, lmao

It really is wild how strong the negro's impulse to destroy is. Not even plants in the ground are safe. They see something productive and/or organized, and their immediate instinct is to destroy it.

plant poison ivy and thorny shit on the front row, should work for smarter animals like dogs and racoons too

keep a whip nearby. when they do it again go out there and start swinging and yell "i said pick that cotton nigger"

Reddit is a mental illness factory.

It's their nature.
They quite simply destroy what they do not understand.

Is there anything niggers dont ruin

find the teens house

kudzu bombs

Wait 1 year

niggers overrun with kudzu have to leave house

Profit

mix some peppers or any plant based irritant in the sprinkle water and have fun.
fuck niggers

getting the redditor stabbed

lmao based

Have the police serve them a notice for trespass

This is a city. They rioted hard for BLM. The police don't do shit in American cities anymore. Maybe they'll show up for a murder, thats about it. In most urban areas they won't even show up for traffic accidents anymore unless there are injuries. This is what the leftoids voted for.

victim blaming

kuat makan durian

The username is a Filipino phrase for eating a fruit there. So the teens couldn't even go after White people correctly.

Love when the left eats its own but can't admit the problem

the purpose of life is to make enough money to escape the consequences of the civil rights movement

teens

I fucking hate niggers.

Why peepo be hatin' uz

Because you act like a goddamn retarded fucking nigger

Niggers do nothing but bring destruction wherever they go.

Yeah... this is me "asking them"

Its crazy how they want to destroy everything that is pretty and nice for no other reason than wanting to destroy everything that is pretty and nice

they also dont only hurt people, but animals. even as kids

Wow those jogging youths are enriching that garden, this is why we need more funding for public schools.

Checked, but only for the month?

Are they... punching the ground, the dirt? But why

TEENS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be TEENS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE TEENS " he thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of youth offenders after dark. "With a car, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

Claymores around the perimeter, attached to an AI that only arms them when niggers approach.

in fact behaviour of children is how you see what a race truly is, because they're still pure and haven't learned all the masks and filters

for example see the jewrats in vidrel, i have never seen anything like that in my life, but for jews its normal
also note how their plates are already full and they arent even eating it, its just greed for the sake of greed

Checked, this is one trip short to being a blessed thread.

i bet they would get mad if a white person burned down the hot cheetos factory

Put a scarecrow disguised as a KKK member, works every time

Freedom of association is guaranteed in the Constitution. White neighborhoods are completely legal. And they must come back. We simply cannot live around these people or send our kids to school with them. We’ve had enough. Fuck this shit.
We will make an exception for boomers. All ‘progressive’ boomers are required to live in neighborhoods with a black plurality. Just make sure to remind them that you’re their ally as they blast you in the face. I’m sure they will praise you for your activism.
Imagine being a boomer and knowing your generation, and your generation alone, ruined this country for everyone else.

That soil could do with some 'blood and bone', don't ya think?

Lay traps. Play stupid and tell the cops they were for vermin. Making traps in your garden is 100% legal in all states. Some states have different trap laws. But get one with big, sharp teeth.

beating up a garden

niggers are a literal curse
how the fuck are you going after a garden
it's a plant you Ethiopian subcontinental subhuman nigger
every atom in their body seems to destroy anything that's orderly

Probably getting revenge on his father, who was a dirt farmer.

CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHY THEY FEEL THE NEED TO DESTROY A GARDEN? WHY ARE THEY KICKING AND PUNCHING PLANTS AND DIRT WITH SUCH HATRED I DONT UNDERSTANT THEIR INCENTIVE???????????

poisoned grape juice
watermelon cluster bombs

frag fried chicken.
that is all.

They dont farmer! It baffles their feeble minds! All they see is someome who doesnt look like "us" likes it and that makes them feel insecure to the point of death and destruction.

...still baffling how these leftist cuck fucking white FAGGOTS dont understand basic pattern recognition.

Destruction is often the first phase of discovering

Niggers are low impulse and destructive. They belong in the Serengeti, being chased by elephants. Civilization is unnatural to them.

The Constitution was nullified in 1964, bro.

i am the listkeeper, here is the updated list

damn, you beat me to it. Here pic though.

Niggers...what can you say to them where they would even understand?

Could you get any lazier than screen recording a reddit post. Fucking hell lad.

i can't believe they're just wailing on plants like that, like what the fuck

Great advice
Where do you live? sounds like a nice place. Maybe all the slickers could move there instead

It's cute that you think a society that birthed these people is somehow functional

Africans cant into seeing beyond five minutes into the future. It frightens and confuses them.

not if you finish them off.

Shoot them. It's your right, as an amaerican.

just give cities that white hands built to the niggers, give up and let the coliseum in rome be tagged with graffitis, destroyed and filled with trash by niggers

retarded coward

This shit is so amazing. Even if it's satire, the most fascinating thing is it's still plausibly not satire.

build something