German ingenuity
This confuses and enrages the American
That actually looks decent. I'm usually disgusted by foreigners idea of pizza
your curry wurst is shit
its just ketchup with curry powder
we have pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, and pizza at supper time
Already have calzones.
Jus fold the slice nigga
I can't be confused and enraged by something I already make.
its just ketchup with curry powder
it's not. stop eating at the fucking cheapest turk run places you can find.
They are dogshit
All of Dr. Oetker products are shit.
You copied it from us.
I like Oetker pepperoni pizzas, they crisp up good in the oven.
it literally is tho
No. We call them hot pockets over here.
Unironically Dr. Oetker's pizza is the most popular frozen pizza in Italy. It's a shame they cost a fortune over here. They're hard to get for under 6 Euros. I sometimes pop across the border to buy a few at Edeka for those third world prices.
wow, youre so god damn stupid, i thought ladyboys appeal was that they were slightly smarter than bio women.
They also confuse me. "Normal" Germans are weird. The niggers of Germanic countries. Digging holes on our beaches and laying towels on beach chairs in the morning while doing some else for hours.
pizza is really just Italian cheese on toast, they didnt really invent the wheel here.
I’m actually surprised this isn’t an American product
German pizzaghetti eh
it's not. go to any actually decent place instead of the foreigner run shitholes
No they are not and you are a fat disgusting fuck.
Also nothing you say makes sense they are 3.50 in Italy.
They also have this...
No! Not enouh!!
Make it a BrizzaBurger!!!
This looks more insulting to Italians
Americans really live rent free in your yuropoor heads, don't they?
Fuck off, when did they bring back the Pizzaburger?
CHF 5.95 = EUR 6.36
I would probably love the product in the photo, but this I bet the real frozen deal inside the package doesn't have half as much ingredients
Do they have any that are higher difficulty?
Coop
We have the same food store but apparently they are not the same company.
German Ingenuity
Kraut never discovered a pizza bagel. Just wait until they learn about pudgiepies
pipe down bozo, thank us for inventing hamburgers
CHF 5.95
they are 3.50 in Italy.
They are not the most popular frozen Pizza in Italy either. Wtf are you on about and why are you Oetkershilling. Its dogshit overpriced food for fat people, and I dont mean frozen stuff in general, I mean Dr. Oetker specifically.
food in a box is easier to spoil i prefer canned burger
enrages
Looks delicious!
I've had it, it was ok but the crust was a bit too hard and the topping to crust ratio was off. Now what you Germans really need to do is start selling these in Lidl again and bring back the Dr. Oetker nacho pan pizza
That's just a gay calzone.
salami on a pizza
salami on a burger
Ok you fucking got me. This is the first time I’ve been both confused and enraged by one of these posts.
Bagel bits were really some high tier slop. I bet they cost like 4 bucks a box now.
Lel I ate English muffin pizza when I was a fat kid because 90s diet advice was a complete meme.
Pretty good though,
Gotta hand it to you, nobody slops like an American.
We have this in chain pizza places.
Picrel is more like a stromboli.
Looks like shit, probably tastes like shit, is shit. Wageslave goyslop.
You know what the real crime here is? It's missing the whole burger. Seriously it's all I could think about when eating it.
100% disgusting and retarded
Its a shitty version of a calzone dummy.
curry wurst
I threw up my mouth a little bit.
Curry has no business being anywhere near European food.
GASXT
What about Italians, I hear they're peculiar about their food.
you gotta be trolling lol
We need to be stopped
The only confusing thing here is why you would think anyone cares what you think.
GFY, kraut.
OP's thread is gay.
Anyways, spinach is honestly one of the most underrated pizza toppings. If you get it from chains it'll suck as, but if you either make it yourself or get it at a real restaurant, it's legit one of the best pizza toppings. Criminally underrated
Burger buns are awful for pizza sauce it absorbs all the sauce and get soggy, if you must go beyond pizza dough, the best options are English Muffins, Baguette, Bagels, Tortillas or home made hotpockets will Pillsbury crescent rolls
Bet those go hard in a bunker or shelter
here's your wurst
no, you must go even further
No one eats Dr Oetker products except NEETs.
100% true
nah its anchovy
fucking love anchovies pizza
krauts unironically defending curry wurst
The alps are the barrier between humans and animals.
currywurst
Youre goddamn right, my fellow "White European" with "Southern looks"
Ist a wurst pressed out by a random curry jeet, from the looks of it lol.
designated shitting plate
it's okay Luigi, reminder """ancient""" Italian food are all US inventions of the 20th century, you're welcome bbc.com
PFFT oh no no no no!
I was buying those shitty pizzas back in uni, thin crust pesto
Dirty old pizza burgers
It also enrages this german.
Disgusting plastic wrapped factory slop.
Learn to cook, you human trash
Italian cuisine isn't just pizza and carbonara dummy.
we have the sloppiest goyslop. a lot of people are saying it already. and we're going to be even sloppier. 57% sloppier in a matter of days. YOU'LL SEE!
unironically german grilled thick meat patties street food whatever it is called is pretty fucking good despite their shitty curry wurst
they don't sell these no more here
So just small pizza with pointless extra bread that drowns out the taste? Sounds like a typical current-year German "innovation" unfortunately.
Good German food are Bratwurst, Leberwurst, and Blutwurst, we should just make pizza with those
Like Italian ones.
Seed oils. Lowers test. Gives diabetes. Life ends with alzheimer
you forgot the worcestershire sauce
I put curry powder in food. I am a culinary genius. Far more clever than cheese on bread.
This was good with flammkuchen toppings
right theres also caprese and seafood
Thats a Fleischlaibchen / Faschiertes Laibchen
I have some knockwurst in the freezer, I don't have a clue how to use it because A. I was born in america and B. my family are Dutch and retarded. What are your recommendations my kraut friend?
It looks like crap.
It has many names throughout Germany. Where I live we usually call it Frikadelle.
there are lots of pasta dishes that don't use tomato sauce; there's risotto; there's cured meats; there are cheeses...
your language is atrocious
Brezen burger > "Brezel" pizza
I would make fun of Thai but we both know youre a sexless mystery meat that will never have a woman lust over him.
actually wants to inform people of real cuisine
posts fucking americuntslop
whats wrong with you
it does look like crap. Why is the American so vulnerable to goyslop? Why are there no food standards, and why do the goys tolerate the poor quality?
So are your last names
depicts instructions on how to eat it and an assurance of confidence in success
based, they love this slop
A REAL GERMAN SHOULD ONLY EAT METTBRÖTCHEN
well what I would do is let it sit in hot water for a while, not boiling it tho, and eat it with mustard and potato salad/mashed potatoes. That's the standard thing.
insulting to Italians
Italian food is the single most overrated food on the planet.
It's all wheat, tomatoes and a bit of cheese.
Actually no.
And your food has exactly the reputation it deserves
Thank you brother that sounds delicious.
The entire universe is just atoms
blasphemy!
Damn that's deep
foreigners idea of pizza
American pizza is a disgusting mishmash of what pizza really is, same with half the other fast foods
rate my pizza
Spread those beans on the bred and cop the hot dog up.
It's a fucking pizza.
Why's a germ suckling Italians cock?
my only problem is the top bread is useless carbs. the pizza better contain triple cheese / pepperoni / sauce as a normal pizza for it to justify that peice of bread that goes nowhere
MUMMA MIA
Been to both countries and your food is ass
fancy me some spud
Fuck off
Glazing Italians is the number one subconcious drive of German culture since Karl the Italoboo.
We do better pizza with a bottle of ketchup, a white loaf and some cheddar cheese.
Don't come back we don't need more shitskins here.
That's a shame, German food is hearty and healthy.
Enrage - most certainly
Oh i wont, almost choked to death on your gay milk tea
just having some harmless fun with the Spakkatos
'I usually hate foreigner pizza, hyuk hyuk!'
eats Domino's
This confuses and enrages the American
i am neither confused nor enraged. i want this and i don't even eat junk food.
they were actually really good and one of the few things i truly miss
Oh he aint gonna. He allmost choked to death on your queer cisgendered milk tea
This is just pizza with dough on each sides which is too much of it. I'd put buns with cheese and ham in the microwave getting out the same result. Why not make an autistic meal that makes sense and do what epicmealtime did 14 years ago and just put hamburgers ontop of a standard prebaked pizza or better yet, make a normal fucking pizza.
The actual secret king
darfs a bissl mehr sein?
That's a shame
Nah it's alright
German food is hearty and healthy.
True tho