This confuses and enrages the American

I like Oetker pepperoni pizzas, they crisp up good in the oven.

it literally is tho

No. We call them hot pockets over here.

Unironically Dr. Oetker's pizza is the most popular frozen pizza in Italy. It's a shame they cost a fortune over here. They're hard to get for under 6 Euros. I sometimes pop across the border to buy a few at Edeka for those third world prices.

wow, youre so god damn stupid, i thought ladyboys appeal was that they were slightly smarter than bio women.

They also confuse me. "Normal" Germans are weird. The niggers of Germanic countries. Digging holes on our beaches and laying towels on beach chairs in the morning while doing some else for hours.

pizza is really just Italian cheese on toast, they didnt really invent the wheel here.

I’m actually surprised this isn’t an American product

German pizzaghetti eh

it's not. go to any actually decent place instead of the foreigner run shitholes

No they are not and you are a fat disgusting fuck.
Also nothing you say makes sense they are 3.50 in Italy.

They also have this...

No! Not enouh!!
Make it a BrizzaBurger!!!

This looks more insulting to Italians

Americans really live rent free in your yuropoor heads, don't they?

Fuck off, when did they bring back the Pizzaburger?

CHF 5.95 = EUR 6.36

I would probably love the product in the photo, but this I bet the real frozen deal inside the package doesn't have half as much ingredients

Do they have any that are higher difficulty?

Coop

We have the same food store but apparently they are not the same company.

German Ingenuity

Kraut never discovered a pizza bagel. Just wait until they learn about pudgiepies

pipe down bozo, thank us for inventing hamburgers

CHF 5.95

they are 3.50 in Italy.

They are not the most popular frozen Pizza in Italy either. Wtf are you on about and why are you Oetkershilling. Its dogshit overpriced food for fat people, and I dont mean frozen stuff in general, I mean Dr. Oetker specifically.

food in a box is easier to spoil i prefer canned burger

enrages

Looks delicious!

I've had it, it was ok but the crust was a bit too hard and the topping to crust ratio was off. Now what you Germans really need to do is start selling these in Lidl again and bring back the Dr. Oetker nacho pan pizza

That's just a gay calzone.

salami on a pizza

salami on a burger

Ok you fucking got me. This is the first time I’ve been both confused and enraged by one of these posts.

Bagel bits were really some high tier slop. I bet they cost like 4 bucks a box now.

Lel I ate English muffin pizza when I was a fat kid because 90s diet advice was a complete meme.

Pretty good though,

Gotta hand it to you, nobody slops like an American.

We have this in chain pizza places.

Picrel is more like a stromboli.

Looks like shit, probably tastes like shit, is shit. Wageslave goyslop.

You know what the real crime here is? It's missing the whole burger. Seriously it's all I could think about when eating it.

100% disgusting and retarded

Its a shitty version of a calzone dummy.

curry wurst

I threw up my mouth a little bit.
Curry has no business being anywhere near European food.
GASXT

What about Italians, I hear they're peculiar about their food.

you gotta be trolling lol

We need to be stopped

The only confusing thing here is why you would think anyone cares what you think.
GFY, kraut.

OP's thread is gay.

Anyways, spinach is honestly one of the most underrated pizza toppings. If you get it from chains it'll suck as, but if you either make it yourself or get it at a real restaurant, it's legit one of the best pizza toppings. Criminally underrated

Burger buns are awful for pizza sauce it absorbs all the sauce and get soggy, if you must go beyond pizza dough, the best options are English Muffins, Baguette, Bagels, Tortillas or home made hotpockets will Pillsbury crescent rolls

Bet those go hard in a bunker or shelter

here's your wurst

no, you must go even further

No one eats Dr Oetker products except NEETs.

100% true

nah its anchovy
fucking love anchovies pizza

krauts unironically defending curry wurst

The alps are the barrier between humans and animals.

currywurst

Youre goddamn right, my fellow "White European" with "Southern looks"

Ist a wurst pressed out by a random curry jeet, from the looks of it lol.

designated shitting plate

it's okay Luigi, reminder """ancient""" Italian food are all US inventions of the 20th century, you're welcome bbc.com/travel/article/20250227-is-there-no-such-thing-as-italian-cuisine

PFFT oh no no no no!

I was buying those shitty pizzas back in uni, thin crust pesto

Dirty old pizza burgers

It also enrages this german.
Disgusting plastic wrapped factory slop.
Learn to cook, you human trash

Italian cuisine isn't just pizza and carbonara dummy.

we have the sloppiest goyslop. a lot of people are saying it already. and we're going to be even sloppier. 57% sloppier in a matter of days. YOU'LL SEE!

unironically german grilled thick meat patties street food whatever it is called is pretty fucking good despite their shitty curry wurst

they don't sell these no more here

So just small pizza with pointless extra bread that drowns out the taste? Sounds like a typical current-year German "innovation" unfortunately.
Good German food are Bratwurst, Leberwurst, and Blutwurst, we should just make pizza with those

Like Italian ones.

Seed oils. Lowers test. Gives diabetes. Life ends with alzheimer

you forgot the worcestershire sauce

I put curry powder in food. I am a culinary genius. Far more clever than cheese on bread.

This was good with flammkuchen toppings

right theres also caprese and seafood

Thats a Fleischlaibchen / Faschiertes Laibchen

I have some knockwurst in the freezer, I don't have a clue how to use it because A. I was born in america and B. my family are Dutch and retarded. What are your recommendations my kraut friend?

It looks like crap.

It has many names throughout Germany. Where I live we usually call it Frikadelle.

there are lots of pasta dishes that don't use tomato sauce; there's risotto; there's cured meats; there are cheeses...

your language is atrocious

Brezen burger > "Brezel" pizza

I would make fun of Thai but we both know youre a sexless mystery meat that will never have a woman lust over him.

actually wants to inform people of real cuisine

posts fucking americuntslop

whats wrong with you

it does look like crap. Why is the American so vulnerable to goyslop? Why are there no food standards, and why do the goys tolerate the poor quality?

So are your last names

depicts instructions on how to eat it and an assurance of confidence in success

based, they love this slop
A REAL GERMAN SHOULD ONLY EAT METTBRÖTCHEN

well what I would do is let it sit in hot water for a while, not boiling it tho, and eat it with mustard and potato salad/mashed potatoes. That's the standard thing.

insulting to Italians

Italian food is the single most overrated food on the planet.
It's all wheat, tomatoes and a bit of cheese.

Actually no.

And your food has exactly the reputation it deserves

Thank you brother that sounds delicious.

The entire universe is just atoms

blasphemy!

Damn that's deep

foreigners idea of pizza

American pizza is a disgusting mishmash of what pizza really is, same with half the other fast foods

rate my pizza

Spread those beans on the bred and cop the hot dog up.
It's a fucking pizza.
Why's a germ suckling Italians cock?

my only problem is the top bread is useless carbs. the pizza better contain triple cheese / pepperoni / sauce as a normal pizza for it to justify that peice of bread that goes nowhere

MUMMA MIA

Been to both countries and your food is ass

fancy me some spud

Fuck off

Glazing Italians is the number one subconcious drive of German culture since Karl the Italoboo.

We do better pizza with a bottle of ketchup, a white loaf and some cheddar cheese.
Don't come back we don't need more shitskins here.

That's a shame, German food is hearty and healthy.

Enrage - most certainly

Oh i wont, almost choked to death on your gay milk tea

just having some harmless fun with the Spakkatos

'I usually hate foreigner pizza, hyuk hyuk!'

eats Domino's

This confuses and enrages the American

i am neither confused nor enraged. i want this and i don't even eat junk food.

they were actually really good and one of the few things i truly miss

Oh he aint gonna. He allmost choked to death on your queer cisgendered milk tea

This is just pizza with dough on each sides which is too much of it. I'd put buns with cheese and ham in the microwave getting out the same result. Why not make an autistic meal that makes sense and do what epicmealtime did 14 years ago and just put hamburgers ontop of a standard prebaked pizza or better yet, make a normal fucking pizza.

The actual secret king

darfs a bissl mehr sein?

That's a shame

Nah it's alright

German food is hearty and healthy.

True tho