Pooping outside is the ultimate way to exercise your freedom

Why aren't sticking it to the man and letting your feces freak flag fly?

I exercise my freedom by shitting in a bag and flinging my turds through the ceiling tiles in publicly accessible places.

Based but not repilled

*redpilled
fucking shit I can't type tonight

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Almost.

Shitting on people is the ultimate power.

The suit also includes screenshots of explicit text messages that McMahon allegedly sent to Grant. A May 2020 message said: “i’m the only one who owns U and controls who I want to fuck U.”

The suit cited a July 2020 text that said others at WWE wanted to have sex with her after seeing photos on McMahon’s phone, and the group laughed when he told them, “She may scream and try to say NO!!although it would B difficult to say anything with a cock down her throat.”

When they met, McMahon allegedly made promises of a job at WWE and showered Grant with gifts. During meetings that were supposed to be about the job, he greeted her in his underwear and repeatedly asked for hugs.

He forcefully used sex toys on her, including dildos he named after WWE wrestlers, causing her bruising and bleeding, the suit said.

In a May 2020 encounter, McMahon defecated on her head during a threesome, the suit said.

In the June 2021 encounter inside the WWE office, the suit said McMahon and Laurinaitis forced themselves on her and took turns restraining her for the other, while saying “No means yes” and “Take it, bitch.”

The suit said McMahon shared the explicit photos with the star [likely Brock Lesnar] and informed Grant that “he likes what he sees.” After the star agreed to a new WWE contract, McMahon texted Grant in August 2021 to say “that part of the deal was fucking U.”

That December, McMahon gave Grant’s personal cellphone number to the WWE star, the lawsuit said. The wrestler asked her to send a video of herself urinating, the suit said, and after she did, he called her a “bitch.” That same month, the suit said, the star expressed a desire to “set a play date,” but a snowstorm disrupted his travel plans.

flinging my turds through the ceiling tiles in publicly accessible places.

Very nice but eventually you need to graduate to the windshields of cars that honk at you after you follow them home (in Minecraft)

Found the jeet.

Poo goes in loo. Silly jeet.

2025

be American

toilet experience old and boring

needs excitement

shits self at the Shartmart

My public defaecation folder is embarrassingly tiny. Please contribute any gifs or webms you might have of proud citizens exercising this basic human right.

kek.
When i did the van life for a couple of years, i could pinch one into an extra large Tim Hortons cup. All in the back of my van.

peeing outside feels good for some reason, i'd never take a shit outshit, though, unless I'm camping and dig a hole first

Outdoor pooping is best pooping

Dig a hole.

It's true. When my brothers and I used to play Three Ninjas I used to shit in a bucket and throw it as far as I could. Never felt so free.

Rocky, Colt, and Tum Tum

As a guy that worked outside for years and had to shit outside a few times, I can tell you, beyond the shadow of a doubt, it fucking sucks and nobody should do it. Only savages willingly shit outside.

They make perfectly good walmarts for this purpose you barbarian

Aways wear socks so you have something to wipe with.

During the summer, I like to drive around backroads late at night in my convertible, take off all my clothes and jack off. I cum all over the place and wipe it up with a napkin or two and throw it out. Feels good, and thats real freedom bros.

i've been pooping into a trashbag for the past 5 years. i've taken large shits and clog the toilet probably 95% of the time since i was a young kid. i've tried everything to reduce the size but nothing worked. so i just started pooping into a trash bag and i got to say its 100x more comfortable taking a squatting poop than pooping in a proper toilet.

what do you do with the poop?

after i've used it a few times i tie the bag off and then put that bag into a semi-full trash bag with normal trash and then drop that into the bin

i swear squat poops are alot cleaner and the poop just drops right out of you. we were 100% not designed to poop sitting down. just give it a shot

after i've used it a few times

nigga what the fuck

its a huge trash bag.. im not going to use a whole trash bag each time

just use a smaller bag

they are alot easier to miss than you think

what do europeans have to gain about lying about shitting themselves? everyone does it, it's natural

Don't do that. It's not white.

Why not just pinch the loaf half way and flush it in smaller pieces?

Based, I bet you rolled down the window and fling that log as far as you could.
That's what I would do

Pajeet my Microsoft computer has a virus

Why not just pinch the loaf half way and flush it in smaller pieces?

You're assuming this anons stool is loafed. Its probably wet explosive diarrhea like it is with most American diets

because i don't want to play with shit.

it made me not want to poop at all because i knew each time i had to deal with this huge log each time and often i couldn't even plunge it because they never got even halfway down the hole.
so i had two options:
just ignore it and hope peeing/flushing it over the next day would break it down enough that it would go down and then i could plunge it.
or 2, mash the poop up with the plunger and be stuck with a shit smeared plunger that i would have to wrap up in a garbage bag

there are no good solutions to this. shitting in a garbage bag is the best i have. and as i've said 100x more comfortable
i really implore anyone reading this to give it a shot. constipation will be a thing of the past

If it were that it could go down the toilet. Since it can't it has to be solid. He probably doesn't try to flush until after he wipes either.

No.
The ultimate dump you'll ever take is pooping while swimming in the ocean.
Try it. It's better than Sex

The ultimate dump you'll ever take is pooping while swimming in the ocean.

Sounds risky anon, aren't sharks attracted to shit and piss? Thats what I've heard but I don't ocean swim in general.

I'm talking about with your ass as it's coming out you dingus. Did that never occur to you?

Pooing at the beach after a cool swim with my father feels very great.

it made me not want to poop at all because i knew each time i had to deal with this huge log each time and often i couldn't even plunge it because they never got even halfway down the hole.

I'm starting to think you're serious anon. Exactly how big are these shits? What are we talking about, like eggplant size? How long does it take you to extrude these shits and how often are you shitting?

im sure that makes sense in your 1" diameter poop world.. but in the world of 3.5" diameter, well we are just playing a different game altogether

Are you shitting entire dildos? Have you spoken to a doctor about this? You shouldn't be pooping into a garbage bag. Eat more fiber.

Ya, every time I swim in the ocean I'm always thinking a giant sea monster is going to eat me. Lol but it never happens
I've been attacked by more fish and claims and shit swimming in lakes

i am 100% serious. i';ve been thinking of making a thread about it.

they are probably about 3" in diameter and 6-9" long

picrel is probably a slight exaggeration. but it's somewhere in the ballpark for sure

Go see a doctor.

Can I simulate it by pooping in a swimming pool or does it have to be the ocean

Honestly I'm kinda worried about ocean microbes and bacteria, algae, etc going up my gaped butthole

Poop thread?

Poop thread!!!

Eat more fiber.

you think i haven't tried that? i've tried alot of things.. i think they might help, but the size from the get go is so out of proportion that i think i would need to reduce the size by about 75% to have a normal sized stool.

i don't think there is a great solution other than pooping in bags (which i now prefer anyways) or installing a special toilet and plumbing.. which i actually own my house, but at this point i don't care anymore. toilet pooping is a subpar experience

picrel is probably a slight exaggeration. but it's somewhere in the ballpark for sure

Unironically, holy shit anon. Your asshole must look like Mike Tysons punching bag.

I feel like the mind-blowing vastness and solitude of the ocean are a key element of the experience, also if you just poop in a swimming pool there's a good chance someone will find out and make you dive back in and retrieve your log.
Let's be honest, what are your chances of smashing a swimmer-MILF after they see you walking around the pool with your own log of shit in your hand

i have a toilet but i just shit in buckets, cover it with sawdust, and donate it to the local compost. they think its just veggies and yardwaste lol. have fun buying organic

i don't think there is a great solution other than pooping in bags (which i now prefer anyways) or installing a special toilet and plumbing.. which i actually own my house, but at this point i don't care anymore. toilet pooping is a subpar experience

Bro, get an Asian toilet installed, would be based and you could troll people when they come over for a visit

no joke.. i honestly think my butt hole is literally stretched out from all the years. like an old whore.

when i was a kid it felt like giving birth and there would be blood like i maybe ripped the hole open some, but that hasn't happened in like 15 years now. so i guess it's just stretched out now

sometimes i just look at the poop and just kinda get a rough hand measure and stack it against my stomach to see how far it would 'go into me'
and i just can't make sense of it desu

Just put a garbage bag in the toilet with some kitty litter and poop in that

i've said like 10x now that toilet pooping sucks compared to squat pooping. im not nostalgic over that experience.

once you do it a few times you will see what im talking about. we are anatomically designed to poop squatting i guess.

sometimes i just look at the poop and just kinda get a rough hand measure and stack it against my stomach to see how far it would 'go into me'

and i just can't make sense of it desu

Fascinating stuff anon. Nothing quite so satisfying as squeezing out a massive turd every now and then, but after a lifetime of it I am sure the allure is long gone.

That's a big shit...

Remind me if the spiro poop thing, forbidden.

lmao debased open defecator pilled

I don't think there's something explicitly wrong with that, suggests taking into account you funny feel pain or are constipated, but really those things are 100 per cent diet, too much fiber. I have something like that but only happens when i eat pumpkins seeds a lot of pumpkin seeds

How fat are you, how often do you poop?

you know i tend to think that is generally the case, and probably is to some extent with me as well. but i have had alot of diets and the issue was the same, gone meat only for a year, vegan for 2 years, lived off protein shakes and a bro diet for 4-5 years, eaten like trash ofc too.

and it doesn't really seem to matter. if the diet does change the size, it's not enough to make a difference because it is still too large

the mind-blowing vastness and solitude of the ocean are a key element of the experience,

You're probably right
I don't like post wall roasties and I didn't mean a public pool