How do you even masturbate without a foreskin

How do you even masturbate without a foreskin

tell me about your penis

go away faggot

They use hand lotion

why do you care, are you gay anon?
you some kind of faggot interested in cocks?
do you suck dicks?

hand cream

I always wondered why his was a trope in movies but then I learned about the jew.

Spit, coconut oil, my wife's wet pussy, etc.

Do you have a foreskin or not?

I'm asking for myself

do you suck dicks?

i licked the tip of my dick once when I was less fat, couldn't suck it properly though due to too many ribs. is it gay to suck your own dick? im going to say no since it's not gay to give yourself a handjob

I don't.
It just works like "normal" masturbation would. The skin isn't tight or anything. Just grab the base and jerk.

masturbate

Stopped doing that years ago.

is it gay to shove a fleshlight up your bro's ass and fuck it?

I masterbate wrong, I lay my cock on my body and rub it back and forth with a rag.

Oh dont worry
I get by

Based coconut oil knower.

these are the questions philosophers should be pondering.

Baby oil, lotsa baby oil; freak!

I don't. I rub it dry.

Protip for uncut anons - you know how sometimes you take your index finger and your thumb and go around the glans to get a good whiff? Use it and apply is as you would apply perfume with said fingers on your neck.
Dick musk pheramone perfume is a thing and I've had girls giving me bedroom eyes when they are close and sense it.

I don't. There's a carving of a woman's face on a nearby tree, the mouth is open and there is some sort of warm, slime-like substance on the inside.
I can stick my fingers in it and try to scoop some out, but it turns into regular tree sap as soon as it leaves the mouth.

But while sticking my finger or penis inside of it? It feels like a real, actual mouth.

Kinda weird. Probably cursed. Not sure how many times I'm allowed to fuck the tree face's mouth before it bites my dick off, but so far it's been a daily thing for almost 10 years and I'm still okay.

pic rel is similar to how it looks, except the mouth is open
I won't post a real photo, because every picture I've taken gets really distorted, like if you try taking a picture of the sun.

your brain only processes the sensation from the most sensitive part of your body involved in touching itself. this is why touching your toes feels like you're touching something, but if you touch your lips it feels ike you're being touched.

your lips and mouth have more nerve endings than the tip of your dick, so if you could fit your dick in your mouth, you'd feel more like you had a dick in your mouth than had a mouth on your dick

tl;dr gay or not it makes you a cocksucker

0/10 no tail.

WHAAAAAAAT???

I masturbate wrong

I thought you were going to say you hump your bed or something (which is really bad for your cock).

Reminder, lads: humping your bed or doing other weird shit with your dick is usually bad for it

I use this makeup remover(I think thats what it is) called albolene, shits bretty gud, I would like my foreskin back tho

If your dick is big enough you just rub it dry and the skin has plenty of give. Jews need lotion

By starting a fire.

They're forced to use lube. Have you ever wondered why whenever there's a reference to jerking off, it's always with live and tissues? That's exactly why. I never understood why they included lube in those references until I realised they have no foreskin

a woman didn’t write this

always with lube and tissues*

10/10 based furniggerfaggot kys

As an uncut burger I always wondered this. Apparently the circumcised need to use lube most of the time and have very little sensation. For those who wish they were uncut, I feel bad. For those who defend it you might as well put son a yarmulke as you’re an honorary kike

Do you even know how a cock works?

I heard they use someone else's mouth

How do you even masturbate without a foreskin

unironically that's why burgers need "lube" to masturbate

Easily. When there’s a will there’s a way

grab dick with hand

move hand back and forth

I use spit.

How do circumcised people even eat apples?

third worlder with anteater dick

asks other men about jerking off

obvious fag

Checks out.

Enjoy the phimosis, Anteater Boy.

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have very little sensation.

Not true at all. At least in my case. It's actually a problem sometimes because the sensation of my dick head rubbing against my jeans will make me pop a boner at inopportune times.

I also just use a little bit of spit instead of lube usually.

I use your wife's wet pussy as well

I'm asking for myself

Don't lie anon, we all know you are asking for a friend.

holy fuck the judaism
you will never grow it back without organ cloning tech
larping that you have a woman with a mutilated penis is really funny, IDF
feds always descend on circumcision threads cause american men might wake up

thats a restriction im not willing to accept

name?

checked
just go to a prostitute once a week it's way more fun and satisfying

You need to start having sex. You're jerking off so much because it's unfulfilling. Start having sex and you'll actually feel fulfilled after climaxing inside of a woman.

Jordana Corolla

isn't the whole idea to prevent sinning

No. I don’t defend it at all and none of my sons had it done to them. It’s just simply a fact of my existence since it was done to me shortly after birth. I’m sure it fucked my brain up but I don’t actually remember it.

just give whores money

id rather cut my dick off

same