/EVG/ - Eurovision General - Final Edition Part 1 Edition (probably)

Don't delete the thread. Resistance is futile mods!

I will just make a million more I have template since my first one in 2023.

yeah don't worry, this isn't OP's first rodeo

Look who is getting shilled

Does anyone has the newest betting odds? Who's the favorite of the bookies?

Who's our guy for 2025?

but why

WE DONT HAVE THE MONEY TO HOST 2026

it's in the thread topic, it's like the Super Bowl Half Time Show but for eurofags

I bought chips, time to get comfy.

Albania,
youtu.be/RNT1SmmxuIk

Everyone who really watches this shit is a bigger faggot than the participants.

Learn to read

it's mostly women and kids that watch it, but they will make sure we hear about it

nice, i looked through maybe 2/3 of all the contestants, and albania and poland were the ones i liked the most. sweden is ok as well

Everyone who watches this is based and redpilled

I'm ready to watch this year's lgbt promotion.

I'm watching this for the first time since 2006. And Only because KAJ (swedens entry) is from my home village, I might be related even.

me

less go

sticky plox

all the different countries competing with each other

israel.. no russia. fuck this world

Which countries are worth watchin

Should we vote for Israel like we did last year, guys to piss off the faggots?

betting odds full list

Albania, Luxembourg, Latvia,Portugal just to name a few

On some level, it would be cool if Israel won. Imagine the shit show next year! Half of the contestants would boycott, Israel would put on a propaganda show like you wouldn't believe. Their singer is getting shilled so hard, they put a lot of money in the ESC.

The Swedish reddit entry is first sadly.

Such a gay thread, I'm in.

Thank you.

seek help

german propaganda

10 mins

rainbowflags good

esc bad for no rainbow

Let's go

Just watch the original stream without any commentary.

youtube.com/watch?v=xPSn888JAFU

already too many women talking, i need a drink

Not this faggot again

First tranny of the day!

somehow his outfit is less gay than the one from his grand finale

Fuckin buzzin for it lad

Eurovision is the continuation of politics by other means.

Sie singt schon tight!

what a fag, shit song

Watching for
KAJ
Erika
and
Käärijä performance

sticky that shit

FUCK FAGGOTS I'M TIRED OF SEEING FUCKING FAGGOTS YES FAGGOT FATIGUE IS REAL

OP seething

they're gay
this is a gay thing
it's like an annual pride march, on tv

faggotvision 2025

They are all cheering for Israel, bit surprised and disappointed.

was there something more cringe than the estonian one?

watching this feels like watching the running man

as the running man

UK SLAGS

UK SLAGS

UK SLAGS

it's fake cheering sounds they play over the boos

Vote for us then

faggots and niggers should be banned from entering best Eurovision edition since 1955 inc

nvm look at those LATVIANS

we'll see but I'm reading uk slags a lot

israel is the world's number 1 host of on-the-run paedophiles, tel aviv is one of the gayest cities in the world. muslims throw gays off rooftops. which side do you think all these poo loving gentlemen are going to be on?

leave my waifus in peace

Luxembourgish lady cuter

dare i say anschluss?

Okay... What level of degeneracy and gayness we can expect this year?

t. did not watch semi-finals

Eurovision used to be so much fun back in the day. Now it is shit.

just from the look alone, i can tell malta is going to win

hoping for a happening
prime season of sacrifice

100% Agree

have not seen any acts yet either I only know when Netherlands comes up I will mute and go take a piss

be Eurovision

everyone speaks english

We win every year anglochads

mfw i saw tat Danish sow

i'm going to vote for the big nigger

I heard that they banned gay/trans this time. Something is definitely fishy...
kek

Heja Sverige and burn the whore that is representing us.

the nigger will get 12 points from all the jury's and 0 points from the public because no one wants to see a nigger in EUROvision

when does the islamic terror attack start?

if you want an extra level of humor, watch it with a sign language person.

everyone singing in english should be disqualified

gay/trans flags*
Quick fix

A lot of the 'live' audience audio is fake, they did the same thing last year because Israel kept getting booed

Last year they were trying to cover up the boos during Israel's performance but it didn't work very well, so they'll probably cover it up with fake cheers this time.

NEVR FORGET
what Israel did.
JUSTICE FOR JOOST

is that arnold schwarzennegger in the middle?

this

jesus christ a football stadium full of faggots

I used to watch Eurovision with my whole family when I was a kid. Now everyone is depressed, my brother married a single mother (a foreigner) with a mulatto kid, father is angry all the time, mother takes lorazepam all day and is a complete zombie and I am a neet.

How things degenerate. Well, my parents pension is good and they give me money. It could be worse I guess.

I cheer for killing sandniggers :)

no
cry harder Chudcels

ITS TAPE

It will be the same as every year.
The most vocal faggot will win the gay award by the jury.
The one actual good song will come second.

Am I gay for enjoying eurovision?

Lets use varied colours and small moving effects to fuck with live feed compression

Am I gay for enjoying eurovision?

Yes, you faggot

Eurovision

Non-European countries are allowed to take part

kek

Yes it used to be a family show not a gay pride sex fest.

yes, moreso than if you enjoyed getting bummed

You are!

Am I gay for enjoying eurovision?

it's ok if you keep the socks on and say "no homo"

Goyim, start paying... I mean voting NOW

just voted for israel 300 times

I'm not paying 20€ to vote

Trans rights are human rights ^~^

How many homosexuals and transsexuals are competing this year?

how can the voting start now if the songs havent even begun to be performed
lel shitshow

how it feels to watch esc

I'm not going to watch any of this on jewtube. I hate non-Whites (israelies/turks).

Tonight we're all faggots, mate.

our contribution is a literal sex doll

who sings about cumming

Automatic no for english language song

How did Norway get through with this shit

Israel wins again in massive landslide

There is a faint hope that Euros one day will get gay-fatigue, and Eurovision will actually become a family festival where we celebrate our cultures and traditions together, instead of this globohomo quasi-pride kelergi fest

bit weird after playing Oblivion all day desu

is this the new netflix vikings spin off

Yes

t. faggot

w-what if we kissed...?

boring song by a total twink, go sit in shame norway

They aren't exactly a secret.

Everyone do this please lads. I need money to buy a crossbow.

i'd get it if at least it was in Norwegian

Norway -1

Find a catchy song next time.

How many niggers this time? I think I saw one from the netherlands maybe

that sucked.
im going to norway to beat them up.
who is coming?

Have to agree. Norways entry is sub par.

Normal Directors

Lets make the competition easy to watch and enjoyable

ESC Directors

Lets make hundreds of quick cuts and make the whole experience chatoic

I would rape that finnish slampig if you know what i mean.

Wait, 20euros to vote ? hjahahahha.
They should pay us to watch this faggot show.

the stage sucks

whenever I watched last time for 10 mins it was better

I'm already bored. The only reason to continue is life already is boring. Is that why ppl watch it?

nigger faggot slop for the goy cattle

sucks how trannies ruined everything
50 50 the french is a man

Luxenburg
+1 for act
+1 for singing in native language
+1 for non gay shit
-1 for shitty song

I must say that the Greeks awakened my sexuality when I was a kid watching Eurovision. I was watching Kalomira and all of a sudden started feeling like a strength in my pennis and I just imagined myself with my dick in Kalomira's mouth. I still remember that moment.

youtube.com/watch?v=4HIk_7ZTBkM

loose translation
i am a doll and lots of men of many colours play with my body

yeah, 1€ per vote and you can vote 20 times

I'd give her one

hehe :3

Just dropping a post of truth here;

You are watching a gay pride festival with a different name. What's wrong with you? Ciao.

you're brown and unemployed, so of course you would.

the music is shit but our contestant looks impressive for 52

Why are immigrants so into dancing? Do they really come to Europe to be dancers?

the Greeks awakened my sexuality

sounds about right for a eurovision fan

Started to write a post how she does not look like a slut at least... The next moment she changed the outfit. Fuck

No trad Armenia cutie this year why even live ESCsisters?

Literally P2W.

you wouldnt understand jeet.
it's not the same thing when you do it.

Damn €1 per vote. Here it is €0.46 per vote. Not that I am going to waste €10 on voting or even €0.5 for that matter.

get out of this gayrovision general with your gay shit, faggots

Estonia wins this one easy

Engineers, doctors, backing dancers...

Luxembourg was pretty good. She's pretty, and I liked the song too.

Fair play to sign language lady on bbc, she's away to have an absolute battler of a shift.

millions of euros budget

1080p stream

0.15p here

I loved this ukranian from eurovision. She was in the gta radio. youtube.com/watch?v=10XR67NQcAc

that sucked.
im going to luxembourg to beat them up.
who is coming?

Estonia suited up

new buzz word dropped.

2 million dancers cross european borders a year.

lmao, wtf is this shit

singing outside of the Winners cafe becasue he's barred

What a fag.

Estonia is shit. She's ugly and unfunny.

i miss her so much bros

look at those legs move

nice try.. your people were the original jeets in this country when it Europeans only.

my wife

She should get an MBE

i dont understand what you're saying, can you use punctuation and rephrase it ?

Crowd full of jaks

KEK

lol so random :D :D

x.com/chxildd/status/1923111732681093582

This. 100 % reddit.

Estonia best one so far

She didn't flash her panties, I'm disappointed

mindbreaks and makes chuds seethe

that sucked.
im going to estonia to beat them up.
who is coming?

coffee for everybody

clearly lipsyncing and the broadcast keeps switching from live footage to edited shit
why is this popular?

OH BOY HERE WE GO

ISRAEL

ISRAEL

ISRAEL

ISRAEL

ISRAEL

ISRAEL

ISRAEL

ISRAEL

ISRAEL

ISRAEL

youre going on a eurotrip huh?

this time i'm coming with you

oh nonono

Espresso macchiato per favore
Mafioso spaghetti
I love this faggot

So, this is the power of Swiss technology.

The problem is that after that she became a total servant of ZOG. Her career went downhill after that
Here are some good songs from her early career before that ESC:
youtube.com/watch?v=LS6hU8j-P3k
youtube.com/watch?v=DNIB7vvxH_Q

There are 3 Italian songs in the final

Lads
How do we stop the Italian influence growth

She's been subbed off. Thought the lassie was away to sign the whole fucking show start to finish. They must have a squad of them. Willc monitor for belters.

BOOOOOO

was

The baltic countries were/are niggers. Arab blood flows within you.

also wheres the commentary?

Don't get up to your old tricks

bombs for everybody

grow up

imagine actually watching this
literally worse than watching the gayest netflix shows

Good. Make palirats seethe.

Send more immigrants?

Ein bisschen schießen, ein bisschen bomben, damit die Babies in Gaza heulen...

I'm playing Bannerlord, can't watch. Who's good this year? Are they still pushing for tranny/LGBTQ garbage? How many blackies are representing EU countries?

Ffs, so that's were the tv licence money is going

this time we'll behave :^)

kek

QUICK AIRSTRIKE GAZA WHILE THEY'RE NOT LOOKING

the holocaust should've happened for real

Good song.
Fuck sandniggers

the nerve of this shit

I'm playing Bannerlord,

Why? Does it have a single finished game mechanic?

its been mostly a collection of music videos with some interspersed live broadcast footage. nothing is good and there are niggers present even in estonia

The Italians just put the immigrants on trains and trucks further into Europe refusing to absorb them

Trading euro gay goyslop for gaming eurojank goyslop. Wise man.

that sucked
you know the deal
who is coming?

I was worried the licence fee money was just being wasted.

israel will never win, as voting costs money

awful , makes the obese chicken woman feel like beyonce

got a link?

Retard

new day we'll rise

not political

these fucking jews

no sexy Austrian rave hottie this year why even live ESCsisters?

finally some commentary

its prerecorded

this is absolute shit the only way the pull 160 million viewers must be the same cocomelon does. its all brown toddlers

Shit song, but sandniggers seething is always a good thing

the quality is shit but its wholesome

lithuania strong

Give me a better alternative then, also mods make it better

nothing is good and there are niggers present even in estonia

pic rel

Why don't you send a tranny again? It worked great the first time.

probably sweden no matter what

What's that refugee-dwarf?

I dont find drag queen shows to be wholesome

Is nr 26 next in line for butt stuff? He's the only one with underwear.

They banned lgbbq flags this year

actually a real band with instruments

no overly gay shit yet, nice

that is soooo unfair

Give me a better alternative then, also mods make it better

Kingdome Come Deliverance is pretty good.

im leaving all my money for israel

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

what is this garbage emo shit

its over

trevor
trevor
trevor
trevor

You guys will have loved it before your entries got booed this year and last.

shut up is the moment of the spanish gipsy

better then the same generic upbeat dogshit faggot song that its played

wtf Lithuania? This isn't even singing

The guitar/drums on that song sounded so much like a different song, but I can't place it.

no gothy Irish Druid enby this year why even live ESCsisters?

Desu it kinda a boring year

They sing in their Hobbit language and they have weird clothes, but the song was decent compared to the usual electro slop.

It's a Temu ad, bigot :3

Fucking Tokyo Hotel ripoff 20 years too late.

Spanish gals dont hit the wall the same as the rest

at least spain is singing in their own language

what the hell is San Marino? Invited nation from latam?

What!!!!!!!!

witch fingers

You don't.

spain. women in the kitchen. bigoted much?

Sint Maarten (Dutch pronunciation: [sJntˈmaːrtə(n)] ) is a constituent country of the Kingdom of the Netherlands located in the Caribbean region of North America.[8] With a population of 58,477

Spain best song so far

booba

bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m002clt8/eurovision-song-contest-2025-extra-signed-grand-final-2025?seriesId=b0070hvg-manual-1-2025

You can borrow my loicense if anyone asks

She can actually sing.
Lets see if she can do this with her clothes on.

Uh nope, they came off as I was writing this lol...

word

dumb german can admire stupid repetetive beat.

best outfits so far

She has severe operation face. They all have that Botox bogg-face and they all have the same operations.

Come off it you don't have any money amigo

Okay. This one and Luxemburg seems to be fine :3

gypsies

absolutely disgusting: the worst crossover possible between the savagery of niggers and the filth of jeets
unironically the worst thing to ever happen to Spain

no trannies

no gays

good looking women

boobs

we're back

Is Spain a hot tranny or handsome woman?

Without immigration, our ageing populations will mean Europe won't have enough dancing homosexuals to staff Eurovision in 30 years.

women are not whores anon, she was clearly demonstrating quickchange skills and not trying to get votes from skin

this sucks, change it

Based correct opinion.

Source?

Is Spain a hot tranny or handsome woman

impossible to tell nowadays

Ukrainian faggots next

true, and pshyco eyes.
but still would

AND THAT WAS THE ENTRY FROM SPAIN, WHAT A PERFORMANCE IT WAS! NEXT UP IS _____

WHERE IS THE FUCKING COMMENTARY WHY DO WE GET STOCK MUSIC IN BBETWEEN PERFORMANCES
do euros not understand how to do live events? ivve seen soccer it works fine

Erika

I want to cum in her mouth.

shame, i looked in the ARD mediathek and our tv loicence does offer no such thing, only state mandated propaganda voice over

What the fuck are you on about? It's absolutely shit and should be completely destroyed.

loicense

Oi! You got a loicense for that loicense guvna?

Ziferblyat

ukrainians do fondue with porridge?

it has commentary if you're watching it in europe

Eurovision GAAAAAAAY contest winners

Everybody looks so weird nowadays. I went to the mall the other day, I don't go out often, and something felt off. Weird colors, weird faces. Even the way people behave,

WHY THE FUCK ARENT THESE TWINKS DRAFTED YET?

She dated a 70s year old man, pretty gross.

only "people" I know who care about this kiked globohomo bs are libtards and sjws

I am sorry in advance for this no-name shit...

ukraine sucks

no trannies

no gays

You were saying?

I like his outfit

SLAVA UKRAINI!
SLAVA UKRAINI!
SLAVA UKRAINI!
SLAVA UKRAINI!

(Did esc screw up and run the wrong intro?)

Yeah it's the next one in my queue, I'll play it after I'm done with uni a month later. 1st one was good when I played it so I thought I'll try the second one once I have buttload of free time.

oh so youtube is the sanitised version and local broadcasters have local rights? makes sense. i got mad

Kek

ukraine

I'd expect no less

its strange, i like it

youtube.com/watch?v=sEz2RnFNI1U

no trannies

You underestimate the way social media infliences the average person. They copy styles to keep in fashion.

gay as fuck

Is this really the best representation of a man you could come up with during war time?

ukraine sucked

Amerimutts are so much better af these kinds of events. Even the superbowl, a simple sports match, has better live performances than Eurovision. Americans are in a whole different league. Everything they do is fun. You could not care about their politics, but you see their debates and you have fun. They even send kid rock and shit like that.

We Europeans look always depressed compared to the average American.

quick russia. ukraine is distracted. nuke them

crap i hate this timer

Well, it's official.
Ukrainian men has died to become globohomo

A cracking song

ukrainebrehs..what the fuck was that

nevermind give me back the stock music these women are insufferable

israel's entry is boring af

Greece or Swiss win

hunziker has male bone structure as well

Obviosuly, they fighting for it for 3 years

Shut up kike.
Why didn't a better artist come?

Shit looks like a gay club. Enjoy your AIDS.

superbowl

i watched it once for an hour or so, and it was ad break every 2 minutes or so

Humiliation ritual for all tye gibs.

The country is run exclusively by jews after all
Our jewish jury banned youtube.com/watch?v=po5NQ4OzzzI in 2019. After that it's all shit

HITTING BUMP LIMIT
BAKING NEW BREAD

they are funny so we leave them live

VOOOOOOOOOOOOOLAREEEEEE

thanks for you're input, memeflag shitskin

See

Vladimir Putin once paid to hire and fly in a British ABBA tribute band to his birthday party, as they are his favourite group. He is known to be a Eurovision megafan, and hosts his own small viewing party every year.

i'm sure her grandson is not watching this shitshow

and it was ad break every 2 minutes or so

this is something i like about euro football. no commercial breaks and a constantly running clock.
its almost like certain american sports maintained their popularity due to the constant stoppage that allows for commercial breaks.
at least our jerseys arent covered in ads in exchange although thats quickly changing

The two niggers kek

UK slags incoming?

get in

OP baking a new bread?

baking

good chances hes lurking itt right now

I hope you get a ton of them to live near you.
It wont be funny.

The entry which won was hot garbage; I don't think humiliation hurts them.

schwarzennegger ft schwarz niggers

implying there were men in Ukraine to begin with - they elected a midget homosexual cocke whore as their president

Mods!

Pretty racist innit?

is time for the bong creaturas

Thanks anon

NEW BREAD BAKED
get in
get in
get in

one of the writers credited for this song is 'billen ted'

3 trannies

again!

Op, new thread plz.

most excellent

what the FUCK

There not black, like your blow up doll entry

After that it's all shit

I kinda liked 2021, we have an african immigrant singing in french this time, it's also gay as fuck

Ukraine gotta do better to earn those missiles

160 million gutmensch

the faggiest act always wins

rude

But am I wrong though?
Zelensky is a midget homosexual cocke whore.

I miss russia eurobros

satanic pagan black magic shit

I miss when Azerbaijan used to make the best entrances. This year is so-so.

the nigger cried, its over

euros are so embarrassing lmao

BITCONNECT
BITCONNECT

Hahahhahaha Italy is a tranny.