How do you even approach girls in 2025?

How do you even approach girls in 2025?

celulite ridden ahh

thanks for reposting tiktoks to Anon Babble my nigger keep up the great work

Approach them for what?

Turn 360° and walk up to them of course

Your offer her 700 shekels

Whale

this, fucking disgusting

Idiot, then you’d be facing away from them.

You don't

If you're chad, they'll smile at you, it'll happen organically. If you're shy it's cute, if you're aggressive it's exciting.

If you aren't chad, she'll never love you. If you are shy it's icky, if you're aggressive it's 911 dispatch.

preety face tho, wales know they are low value. just gotta put her on a treadmill and let her only meal be your semen (she has to work for it)

More? That is good kinda thicc

This webm once made me so horny I wrote an erotic short story about a young teacher fucking her in the gym shower. Too bad the actual girl turned into a generic Anglosphere bird.

Was she also promised to you by the God for 700 shekels 50000 years ago? True but she hold lots of potential... Fr I don't get bitches like these desu I were them I would start lookmaxxing so I can get a lot of money from the simps.

by flashing a wad of cash duh
silly

you sure know everything about being chad

why the fuck did you make her onto a bird if you didnt like it

ugly smile
retard jaw + face combo

Start by "hi" talk about something you see in the room. Tell her your name and ask for hers. No one around you will care. If anything you are showing courage since a lot of people nowadays are introverted. If she don't want to talk then fine, never try to approach her again.

aahhh she's fat!

Whale

>Needs treadmill
Lmfao ok you gay niggers. You'll never get to touch her anyways. She has the BMI of a full grown woman.

Cope 'n' seethe harder.

No, the real girl in the webm got the same shitty ran and makeup job that every Bong/Aussie girl gets

Post it

are you socially autistic? can you not detect sarcasm?
is what i was thinking until i saw the canadian flag

too fat. she'd be hot if she lost 10+ kgs

Rape

Some of the shorter ones will sell you cookies if cookies are in season.

this

I'm trying to see if I have it, I wrote it on some encrypted notepad thing online and I can't remember the code. I'll try to see what I can do

Those psycho eyes

Run away

You have moonwalk newfaag

I was bored at work and made a bot for instagram that puts likes and reaction to stories to random list of profiles. I used another bot to scrape profiles from local clubs around me and got a list of around 500 female contacts. I let the bots run all night on a slow pace to avoid detection. Now I am seeing 2 high school hotties and talking to a dozen of them.

cellulite on leg

God fucking damn it I hate this fetish.

you just fucking talk to them you autistic retard

ahh

can we talk about this?
when did niggers start using this in text and when did the zoomers pick it up? and why is it so irritating?

can you send the bot, i wanna use it to harvest organs

its not niggers its kids, tiktok and yt short users say it all the time

can we talk about this?

Australia

checks out

hugs kisses handholdings

pic

kikel being a kikel. Isnt Women too old and female for your tipical rape prey?

That's the best part, you don't. It's a Chad only world now.

29m ugly white incel.

I was bored at work

they pay you to prey on young girls online?

The one to scrape profiles can be downloaded it's called phantombuster

i want to eat them out
litterly
how do you know

That's the life of the public sector employee in Italy

Why are you eating ramen gook noodles jose

I just sit in the park in ask them if they want to smoke one with me. The worst i heard was "no thanks", 2 of those wjo said "no" i still talk to with occasionally even.

How did you do that Luigi?

That's the best part.

That's the life of the public sector employee in Italy

fffccuk bro
it's only a matter of time before Shitaly defaults on its debt and we're all fucked
all because anon didn't do his work and listened to his pp

college

it's over for 16 year old white roastie hags. she smacked into the wall 50+ pounds ago.

Naughty
I love cookies. This is the best reason
You'll get cooties if you do that
I like it once in a while. I have some kosher hummus in the fridge as well

How are niggers Homo sapiens? I refused to believe so.

Death by Snu Snu... and cellulite.

Cellulite at 16-17...

Ouch

Kiara Baggetto, if you're wondering

Why are the ones doing the penis cutting black, but it's always a white victim

That's a juden.

step one is to assess the color of their hair and skin.
if the skin is dark or covered in markings, do not approach under any circumstances as they are feral.
if the hair is colorful then they are poisonous.
once you have established if the breed is safe to interact with, move towards them slowly, it is important that you do not look at the woman at them at any point, keep your focus on the glowing menu above them.
say the names of the food items you want to purchase and after a few seconds the woman will tell you a number, this will be the amount of money the woman wants in exchange for the food.
if the woman is particularly large you may be in america and that value is not the final amount, you will be expected to pay more depending on the area you're in, the woman may also expect to receive an additional amount that is just for her.
once you have received your food you can escape.

that's a man with huge BWC

I never picked that talent and I don't feel like respecing.

In that case then I can't shut up

sex them

Because I know one thing or two by simple observation?

idgi but ok

You don’t

public sector employee

Reddito di Cittadinanza mascherato, but you're based fren

brunette

blue eyes

thicc thighs

Why must i suffer so?

You know this is another girl filming her, right? It's a Catholic schools which are same sex and the tiktok account of the person filming belongs to a Jessica Sikali

cellulite + femoid = celluloid ?

you don't, if you are Chad they are gonna approach you

I assumed it was a censorship thing rather than ebonics.

if the woman is particularly large you may be in america and that value is not the final amount

sadly its not only about America

you gotta expirience life to know about it. Just simply observing makes you a spiritual cuck
women aren't what your perceiving of them is

that's what goyslop will do to the body

Are you able to provide an English translation of what is said in the video? My ability to understand Asian dialects is lacking

Who let's their child go to "college" dressed like that

flag checks out

Also

Holy shit! Built for BIGGEST, THICKEST, NIGGEREST BBCs exclusively.

Bethany College is a highschool retards.

Despite the name it's a catholic high school

Yea i figured it wasn't a real college that's why I put quotes on it. Id never let my child go to school in a short like that. But yea, I got the wrong place but the photos made me laugh still so I thought I'd share them. Sorry if I annoyed you

Would buy her some ozempic..

Skirt

rape

write a message: i would like to date you today, are you free?

meet up and fuck

t. monger

this isnt germany, girls would think you are a creep (unless chad

talking about hookers, guy

Oh lawd

Just talk to them hungarian gypsie

holy moly thighs to go to war for

of course you do that kike

be you

see a hooker

you think she is hot

>writes a message: i would like to date you today, are you free?

Girl is Grade 12 and the Tiktok video was made in late June at the end of the school year.

She looks like Bobby Bouchers girlfriend

What's the worst that could happen

Why would you approach enemy combatants?

Fairuza Balk a cute

ill give her 5 bucks to let me fart on her head

they like that or no?

damn her guts must be huge

Holding hands and planning family

the Virgin prostitute solicitor versus the Chad hooker love letter author

That bitch is kinda hideous tho

yes because Anon Babble OC is so good and plentiful these days

"Ass". The word is "ass". Spelled A-S-S. Retarded nigger.

How do you even approach girls in 2025?

Armed on horseback.

How do you even approach girls in 2025

Running dropkick.

rizz and a full head of hair

I can't believe kids in Uruguay are talking about "chads". What next, kids in Tanzania talking about hunter eyes and mewing.
This world is well and truly ruined. It's over.

Fuck me she's literally my type..

What an ugly fatass. Look at those legs.

kek, shalom

How

Zipper down
Flip out dick
Do the dickcopter

Every woman loves the dickcopter.

more like Homo imprudens lul

Why are christian girls allowed to dress like this? Who decided it was acceptable to have a short skirt part of the school uniform?

Make eye contact. Smile, say hello. See if they look you dead in the eyes. Enjoy some eye fucking. Begin a rational conversation. Timing is everything. If you're a extravert do so in privacy/public display. To each their own some girls like the ugly guy.

just grab her by the pussy. only real men have the confidence to pull it off so they will instantly want you

rare

STOP APPROACHING WOMEN. STOP USING ONLINE APPS. STOP GIVING WOMEN ATTENTION

Stop Asking Women On Dates, stop texting them thinking you are interesting because you are not. The reason you are getting ghosted is because you text and try to be funny, try to make her laugh or sound interesting. If you do manage to go to the next step and are actually meeting up and then get ghosted, stop taking women on dates. That stuff doesn't work anymore in the current year.

youtube.com/watch?v=pyEdsrfTd6Q
youtube.com/watch?v=gK1w1cAKS7o

Most importantly stop approaching women, at least for a while. They are already seething and this will only get worse and worse as they get less and less attention from men.
If men can't display a modicum of power over society, this world and women, then I guess they don't hold much power at all.

I dont. I never have. I never shall!

Ive talked to girls who, whenever I say ANYTHING, they open their mouth wide like this.
Its fucking annoying, cant have a normal conversation, and IM the one with bad conversation skills

Newfag. I see that namefag guy every single day.

they wanted your worm anon, you blew it

If you get passed the awkward hello stage and their are other people around shit on them politely. "when you look at that girls clothes, do you think she's colorblind?"

This is true. But I'm gay.

You don't.

I have never approached a girl, it even feels strange doing it. If you approach a woman her facial expression already tells you she doesn't want it.

I'm a 29 year old virign.

one of the easiest ways to "cold approach" irl is just being funny at a party around her and others. then you throw a joke her way, she responds, and you take it from there

you don't have the main chat then, you wait a bit later until her friends aren't all around her, and you say hi again. she's already been talking to you at that point so it's easy

you think we dont know this shit? we just dont want to bother, we dont want to throw away our dignity and become jesters for some piece of wet hole
we hate women and this all rigged game

Make them hoagies

RIP Tim Curry

What about flanking them at night?
Make use of dead ground and ground cover.

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and next thread you're complaining about how women frame things in the collective.

social media agitprop is turning you hysterical and gay.

ok jester, dance

Good question. But I missed the part where that's my problem.

ok jester, we want you to dance

Fixed.

Moze?

you don't

It doesn't get easier than that u blimey idiot.. she wanted the jiggy jiggy

My sister in law is an absolute titan, like 6'3 and about as wide. Should I take the plunge?

not there yet.

UGHHHHH THE THICKNESS ON THIS BITCH
OP the answer is be so good looking or unique looking that they approach you,now that the weather is warming up you should invest into some quality shirts.And hit the gym,am not saying to become jacked but getting visible arm veins and wider shoulders can make a huge difference

some of you cunts are too demoralised and lacking in real world charisma to even make a bitch laugh, that's the real problem here. i scroll through these posts and you honestly do it to yourselves.

yeah but there's whores in society doing whore things

so? you're just looking for one girl. one.

this pity party shit is an unironic psychic attack against yourself. you don't understand how badly it fucks you up

I can't stand this stupid shit. I write anyone off as a person if they say it. They're such pussies they self censor the word ass, bunch of faggots.

Holly boomer/roastie cope
Remove womens rights.

one of the easiest ways to "cold approach" irl is just being funny at a party around her and others. then you throw a joke her way, she responds, and you take it from there

Go back to facebook. You are a normie.

Does she want the D or does she want to cut the D with scissors? Please answer I have autism.

All women are the same. If they use social media, and they all do, they will get retarded ideas because they have they have impressionable retarded brains. So it might start off good, but then she sees one retarded tiktok and it all goes to shit. They really are that retarded.

Can i borrow you 50 shekels?

where's the rest of it?

It's tiktok, there is never a rest of it. They get bored before the conclusion and just move on to the next video.

Already 2 bills and not even 20?

your issue is really one of charisma, of ENERGY. and i don't mean just physical fitness, i mean force of will/charm etc. emotional energy is psychic energy and a man's charisma is magic unironically. women know this intuitively and look for it but men are retarded and blind about their own esoteric abilities.

this is some real shit i'm telling you. forget about the jezebel spirit for now. you're just trying to find one decent woman to build a life with. that is attainable for you, and you're demoralised if you think it isn't.

step 1: buy a budapest pass that let you ride trains as much as you want, then ride trains from 6 pm to 9 pm, find a young-ish looking woman coming home from work, follow her home, make sure she lives alone, if not repeat the step
step 2: go to tesco and buy a safety vest, a baseball hat and a clipboard
step 3: go and knock on her door, when she answers say that the city has detected a gas leak in this area and you'd like to check the gas pipes to make sure the pressure is fine
step 4: once she let you in and closed the door, grab her from behind and get her into a chokehold, then tell her to stay quiet or you'll snap her neck

You don't if they don't look at you like they want to rub up on you don't even bother

You don't cold approach women period if you're Chad you use dating apps or let them approach you irl, if you are not Chad you either looksmaxx untill you become one or die trying. Your second option is to be a sugar daddy and pay a gold digger to be with you. dating scene is fubar'd

You don't.

why the fuck would you approach them??

The problem with young teens and adult males, is that they turned asking people out, into basically harassment.
The average looking girl gets asked out by a guy. She says no thanks.
He says "I'm a nice guy. I could make you happy", and throws pushy sexual innuendos.
She says no again.
Then he goes on a rant "Then die alone bitch. You're not even hot and have cellulite on your ham legs"
This happens to the average looking girls, at least once a month.

eww no th-ACK

*grabs her by the throat*

*drags her into the car*

It's tiktok, there is never a rest of it.

not on tiktok

go to parties

no gf

roastie hags

The roastie thing is a meme. It's a genetic lottery, some vagainas are like that.
My mom for example has a pussy like a baby, you can see the labia
Yet my sister has a big labia even when she was a virgin
Same as the "uncut dicks smell Thing
I am cut and mine smells in just two days of not showering while the dick of my father, who only showers once a week, never smells.

Zoomers are indistinguishable from niggers online. You should 'of' known that, no cap, fr fr.

Incel thread

Nigger speak in order to bypass word filters on social media
Saw a post on Twitter where someone used "ahh" on a porn video title on xnxx

By not giving a shit what she or others think when getting rejected. Never give up, everyone is lonely, not just you anon.

Bar counter
Forget nightclubs or tinder
Go to a touristy Irish pub or bar with a counter and sit there

From behind, with chloroform handkerchief

What comes after 4? Should I just wait for her to initiate sex?

whatever is in the water is giving women more and more women fertility goddess like proportions while making men thinner, balder and chinless.
Every time I walk around the city now my eyes burst out of my head cartoon wolf style at every other girl they all have giant tits and ass even the 4ft asians.

You don’t now
The approach is dead now
You’ll be treated as a jeet unless she makes it obvious she wants to talk

Even then you don’t want to come that you’re hitting on her. Being aloof and normal is your safest bet
Don’t ruin your life saying or doing the wrong thing
Worst she can say is no is long gone

the competition for chad is growing fiercer every day while non chads just decide to drop out of the dating market as a whole

lmfao

Estrogen and all the microplastics and gay society drastically lowering testosterone for men everywhere in the western world

The one you posted wants 10 years of penal colony sentence for (You)

Why do you want a girl anyway? They are stinky...

its really true, women are going all out, lip filler to mog the nogs, makeup yoinked from the chinks, lulu lemon or whatever tights that shape their ass, eat like shit then get the fat sucked out of their stomach and put into their breasts.
All while sucking up the high paying do nothing jobs (gen z boss and a mini) which they got on scholarship for being a woman and if all else fails sell pictures of your feet to 2 million indians.
Life on easy mode cannot be understated.

I only had a banana and a kinder Country today so far. And you post that.

she will put out pretty easily and be the reason for a lot less virgins in the world

yea I get that but it seems to also be exaggerating their sexual proportions at the same time.

Why do you want a girl anyway? They are stinky...

dumbass.... I want them stinky

this. debauched stinky, sweaty disgusting sex is amazing.

Yes estrogen tends to make bitches more feminine and sexy did you think the trannies taking estrogen pills thing was a meme?

At first I was disgusted by asian makeup but over time I got aroused by that stupid eyeliner under eye thing that imitates lower eyelid, there is smth infinitely whorish about it, and those nose surgeries, chinks rly know whats up

just make cum lakes in them.

What is with you pajeets and liking bad smells?

trouble.

I only approach girls in Patong

I've never talked with a girl and I'm soon 27

Soon to be wizard..

This girl would be a 2/10 guy.
If you had a son with her, he'd never get laid

you don't. If they don't approach you first then they simply aren't interested in you.

Ridiculous number of fags in this thread

Only milfs approach me..wtf

lel

that second video was extremely useful summary

be chad

Learn how to genuinely smile. Do it for its own sake. Think of that pepe about how you don't need to care.

Oh bother!

Bro, women don’t even love Chad. See Uber Chads like Tom Brady and Jeff Bezos getting left. The only woman who will ever really love you is your mother.