UKRAINE’S MILITARY INTELLIGENCE HUR REPORTS IT HAS INFORMATION INDICATING RUSSIA WILL LAUNCH AN INTERCONTINENTAL BALLISTIC MISSILE TONIGHT WITH THE INTENT OF SCARING USA, EUROPE & UKRAINE
WW3 STARTS IN LESS THAN 12 HOURS
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And it would be WWIV
My history nerds know.
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PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
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sorry, i'm waiting for the Cali Wali earthquake
I've been informed by top intelligence analysts that the attack has been delayed by two weeks.
FAKE
NEWS
ICBM of peace
you sure its not in two more weeks?
Russia has already conducted dozens of ICBM tests in the 21st century across various missile systems (RS-24 Yars, RS-26 Rubezh, RSM-56 Bulava, RS-28 Sarmat, etc.) so this is a nothingburger.
less than two weeks
Kys nigger
unusually intense saber rattling
Two weeks, my guy
nothing ever happens
Nothing ever happens and even if it did it's a nothingburger
RF can only suck USA dick. Nothing else.
RF is not USSR.
Russia is done playing footsie with off the rails cocaine addicts, don't say we didn't warn you retards.
It's been a pleasure shit posting with you all.
This happens every timeloop and ends badly for Ukraine.
When the roaming Ukrainian Mercs start a mission of global terror and Makarov Russia just like Fall of Duty, we will be older and not wiser to how they were betrayed by American Military Contractors.
This is not a test, its going to strike Kyiv with a conventional non-nuclear payload. NATO might intercept it as being nuclear and then all hell will be loose. This is how wars break out.
They have already been lauching those into Ukraine after running out of rockets idiot.
this
ukraine is just being retarded about it
The warhead will be inert, screen cap my post
Can't they just nuke Ukraine? I would fully support it.
intent to scare
ww3
Okay and? Besides, they did this shit like 2 months ago or something. Big fat nothing burger, no one cares. Russia and Ukraine can suck my cock. So can Palestine and Israel.
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Can confirm. My AIPAC handler has a cousin who works for Mossad and told me at breakfast today. BTW thanks tax payers for the breakfast on you this morning! We'll pay you back somehow.
No it will be loaded with bad dragon dildoes then Putin will volunteer for rape in prison
I twisted my body and leaned over to the side with my half arse tilted up and pushed out the most intense fart just now.
stink instant
Yea the seven years war was the first world war
happening roach
Anon Babble is finally restoring
good, just nuke me already
It's going to be loaded with HOT CUM.
Greatest peace offering ever btw
maybe i am having a deja vu, but didn't they did that once in 2023 or 2024 ? anyway, nothing will happen
They NEVER launched an ICBM in this war. They've been using short range ballistic missiles like Iskandars. They also used a medium range one a few months ago. Launching an ICBM is a major escalation because it is designed to only carry nuclear warheads and its the only missiles capable of reaching US.
Superheated I mean by then it’s just stinky steam because cum is just 99% salt water
bro shut the fuck up we're talking about the brooklyn bridge incident
ICBM aren't a nuke, dipshit. ICBM's have been fired repeatedly at Ukraine. Nothing new.
It would be new if it levels the admin/gov sector of Kyiv. It won't.
It would probably be interesting to see more Oreshnik's. Are they?
Ukraine gets antsy every 5 minutes. It's called war
According to the OP's article, the ukies say the missile is expected to have a "training payload"
nah
I believed you guys the last time
this time I will not care fuck off
it would be a shame if it was a non nuclear payload but Russian drunkness and typical russian behavior caused them to accidentally load it with a high yield nuclear MIRV barrage
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Omg missile defence stat. The Russians are firing? Yawn. How many times have we heard it. Got to stay relevant and in the news
It would result in this.
Holy shit my fuck balls! Batman! Shit balls!
Everybody PAAAAAAAAAAANAAAAAAACK
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Sorry but you got it wrong, WW3 starts in 2 weeks
Even the small towns
no nukes
just a test into the middle of nowhere in jewkraine
Why they don't just blast kiev just shows you this is all theatre, that's literally all they have to do.
What war was that?
What about the cold war?
The ghost will shoot it down. Screencap this.
scaring Ukraine
The invasion was just a prank then
this thread is now the WW3 waiting room
ENJOY and EXCITING
I wonder where the rooskie missiles silos are aimed right now
it would be entertaining to find out the hot and spicy way
Doubt it. But if it does happen, it wasn't by Russia.
NOTHING-EVER-HAPPENS-BRO CHECKING IN
only roaches will survive
so a false flag
got it
they have, literally at the start of the war when the were low on missiles they took the nuclear warheads off some old ICBMS to fire into kyiv
Globohomo megadeath machine could maybe plant fake data in all the NATO radar logs but I expect China can see ballistic launches as well and I wonder if they would call bullshit if it was obvious to their monitors
they literally did not. There is a difference between short range ballistic missiles and ICBM's
Best Korea strategies, yawn
1 boton
the call that erased Europe
TWO MORE WEEKS
TWO MORE WEEKS
TWO MORE WEEKS
So just another oreshnik strike against Ukraine
NEXT
the oreshnik was a icbm
it would result in this
It really wouldn’t
nah that shit was an IRBM with 5,000km range. It can't hit the US. ICBM's are +9,000km range.
by definition of ICBM ur wrong
UKRAINE’S MILITARY INTELLIGENCE HUR REPORTS
It's not Jewkraine launching the missile bros! It's Russia! Attack them!
By what metric?
true it was a irbm i was wrong, dont really see how them using a icbm changes anything only thing different is the payload north korea launches them all the time, the only time it matters is if there is a nuclear payload
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no one can help you nigger
How come Russia hasn't "tested" a nuke just for show yet ?
training and test launch to scare and intimidate
Nothingburger excpet that Russia has regressed to NK tier diplomacy.
they tried to it just didnt work lol
it was a ballistic missile so to be fair it’s not such a big difference in the weapon profile itself, just a matter of how long the rocket motor burns
No one gives a shit if russia can nuke europe or japan. When you start threatening the mainland US thats when shit becomes real. Thats why the cuban missile crisis almost led to WW3 because russian nukes were just 2,000km's from D.C.
How many times do we need to go over this OP
RUSSIA WILL LAUNCH AN INTERCONTINENTAL BALLISTIC MISSILE TONIGHT WITH THE INTENT OF SCARING
so nothing ever happens and i still have to go to work after not being able to rest at all
great
I'm sure America under trump will respond harshly!
north korea did the same shit and trump walked over the border with kim in response its just not happening
It better be a nuke, otherwise no one is gonna listen. lmao
I hate niggers
USA is afraid to fire their minutemen, they have 0% confidence in them
They are so old and poorly understood they've become a diceroll just to even testfire
They're hanging on the thin thread of being designed by teh last of America's aryan engineers
if they base it off the soviet doctrine, almost all aimed at poland, which is highly likely since we can see in ukraine that they are still stuck in the soviet union with the doctrines
if they updated their modus operandi slightly, its split 50/50 poland usa
mostly because most of their shit probably cant reach the us anyway
just rest at work
I mean it’s Poland, not like you have anything important to do anyway
Intercontinetal Missile
Neihbour State
So what are they gonna fuckin do, fly it around the entire world and then land it un Ukraine, like it's fuckin Loony Tunes? FFS. But it reminds they were proud they could have a missile break the sound barrier too, so I guess it's impressive for them. Maybe Putin will try to intimidate them by showing off the heated seats in his Limousine next.
not the same shit. north korea has maybe 2 or 3 active icbm's (none of which are MIRVs). US would intercept those junk without breaking a sweat. Russia has thousands of ICBM's all of which split into 12 separate nukes, involving decoys. There is no chance in hell US can prevent ALL russian nukes from hitting their targets because there is so many of them.
the Soviet Warsaw Pact nuclear doctrine was to aim all their nuclear missiles at Warsaw?
This band name is bugging me. Maybe we will have a reason to remember Monday?
I had a dream last night where I said the nigger word with a hard r
maybe they’ll aim it really high up and do a barrel roll and come right back down
it would be a nice sendoff for human civilization
stop moving the goal post, Russia is just launching a non nuclear ICBM on Kyiv that's it, there's been no war when Korea launches IBCMs over Japan into the sea why would there be war with a pro Russian American government now?
I had a dream the other week that some rapper made a song where he kept saying nigger Hitler nigger Hitler nigger Hitler over and over again
sometimes I wonder if I’m losing my mind
A killing bolt will shine in the night but will not kill
ehhh i dont think its gonna be war. but the gloves are coming off, albeit slowly. next step of the escalation after conventional ICBM strike would be a nuclear test. Its a big step up in escalatory ladder.
Kek I could hear some people in my dream walking by with a portable music system blaring ye's new track nhh
The only thing left is to defeat Russia virtually. In reality, Russia has enough missiles to hit every city of nato countries with population over 50k, and Nafo has no such thing, only funny pictures and rotted for 40 years missiles.
The US is puffing up its cheeks now, trying to make a Minuteman to bring back at least some missiles for a nuclear strike. But they're not in service yet.
It's very funny, isn't it? Gayropa and Tranny USA have lost nuclear technology, USA doesn't even know how to enrich pluto.
Russia tests a missile
it's nothing. nothing ever happens.
I wish jannies would start giving bans for you retards who always think something is going to happen when it never does.
Large missiles at speeds that ICBMs go are never inert. If it is launched at Kiev the whole city will feel it, even if just the sound or a trembling
That would be something happening, therefore it won't happen.
Wow what a genius military strategy that is 100% real and not just some bullshit they made up.
Step 1: Russia threatens ICBM launch.
Step 2: Anon Babble goes into pants-shitting 'WWIII HAPPENING' mode.
Step3: Russian ICBM blows up on the launchpad.
Step 4: Anon Babble goes into pants-shitting 'BLUE BEANS HAPPENING' mode.
....it's all so tiresome....
They test ICBMs all the time. The ukranian piggies are squeeling about it because that's what they do. And you're falling for it, because you're a moron.
They are building their own empire and if it must be over a west that has been turned to ash, so be it. China is only interested in having allies that are out of the usual western hegemony. Right now, China is trying to spread America thin and so far it's working.
Kek, pure cope and projection, love it.
LESS THAN 12 HOURS
and two weeks hahahahahahahaahahahaaaaaa
I will kill the bastard who vandalized this poor seal.
do you realize how much more costly an icbm is than a short range bm? retard? an ICBM cost about 100 short range ballistic missile
Nothing ever happens faggot
if they base it off the soviet doctrine, almost all aimed at poland
the most mentally healthy Pole
dude you can't even beat a country led by a comedian
So what are they gonna fuckin do, fly it around the entire world and then land it un Ukraine, like it's fuckin Loony Tunes?
Rolling for Putin to do this because it would be fucking hilarious and perfect for clown world
Occasionally testing ICBMs is part of the price you pay for owning them in the first place. If you don't test them then you may as well not have them at all.
If they do that I would support war with russia. Fucking rapey faggots cant take an olive branch then they can burn.
Is it armed with nuke-u-lar warheads
which you would not be fighting in yourself, naturally, right?
eat a shotgun
can someone tell Poutin to send rocket WITH NUKE HEAD
Not empty.
soviets created them to send with NUKE
not empty
with a conventional non-nuclear payload.
it will bring 0 damage
suck rpckets was created for nukes
Piutin just wasting them by sending them empty
Olive wood is very flammable, can't blame them
it will bring 0 damage
just because the surface looks fine doesn't mean the bunker's content isn't pink mist
Oh no, the Soviets have developed ICBM technology? Who let this happen.
t. I was in a coma for 65 years
UPDATE: THE LAUNCH HAS BEEN DELAYED TWO WEEKS. I REPEAT, IN TWO WEEKS IT'S HAPPENING.
Fpv droning slav niggers and cuban niggers. Eat a dick faggot your island will be next
Is that the missile that failed last time?
They are rotated and fixed weekly you idiot. This hasn't changed for 45 years, since SAC was a thing.
good think we have a mini iron dome around our city
They're going to do it, as they have many times before, and there won't be a war. Cope and seethe, faggot.
finally
just kill everybody.
We already had ICBMs flying and the world didn't end
Ukraine military intelligence
You mean Jews
Jews that want a world wide nuclear war for their great reset and will do anything to get power back , including a nuclear false flag. If it happens , you know what to do , kill every Jew you can find.
No warheads loaded again? Meh. Zero damage shit. Nukes or bullshit.
sure bud
K, keep me posted
Let me know when they launch the sub orbital
5000km would reach Europe from Asia, or Africa. This is just more kvetching. Them telling Ukraine they won't take 5 regions, they'll take 8, that's not good diplomacy?
Fucking nafo, every time.
Well here's hoping. Best birthday ever.
numerals and something actually happens
I was just beginning to make some gains at art. Right now may be as good as I ever am at drawing. The last thing I drew was my magnum opus.
No it wont
Because nothing ever happens
even the war in Ukraine was a non-happening because they spent the two procceding months priming the public for it to start.
Broke take
The seven years war was just another theater of the Nepolionic World War
Re rolling for this
Ackshually, the Second Punic War was the real World War 0. The War of Serbian Aggression should be called WW MCDLXXXVIII
It only has 5000km Range because of the increased payload. Same Rocket just less fuel and more Warheads. It still has the trajectory and speed of an ICBM.
1 ballistic missile? Wtf are they gonna do with that
Everyday I’m suffering su-su-suffering
No, WW3 will start next year.
try to make your lies more believable
WW3 STARTS IN LESS THAN 12 HOURS
Nobody cares that much about ukraine
It looks like it may actually be over this time. It’s been nice knowing you lads.
That's it, you just lost another oblast.
Don't threaten me with a good time
just for good measure, digits and NEH always and forever
Again?
It's every 6 months or what?
LAUNCH AN INTERCONTINENTAL BALLISTIC MISSILE TONIGHT WITH THE INTENT OF SCARING USA, EUROPE &
It doesn't work for Kim Jong Yo-yo, why would it work for Putin?
They already pulled a stunt like this, just not targeting Kyiv, and it did not start WW3 because they did the usual shit and sent back-channel warnings that it was non-nuclear. Everyone was on edge for a bit and then it turned out to be a very expensive and flashy nothingburger.
Nothing ever happens
YOU! YES YOU! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS LIE TO ME! You are like that kid that screams wolf!
Two more hours?
WW3 STARTS
Oh my, let's che-
UKRAINE’S MILITARY INTELLIGENCE HUR REPORTS
wew
conventional non-nuclear payload
In other worlds, a nothingburger.
Kyiv says
The jew who cried Hortler
feel free to hit my flat
I don't feel like going to work tomorrow
according to a statement from fucking telegram
So how many people in this thread (that aren't dumb normie trannies and shills) actually looked up the article and see what it actually says rather than just reacting to something someone said ? Let this be a lesson
But it reminds they were proud they could have a missile break the sound barrier too
What 100 years ago? lol
I wish.
Fuck this gay country I want to see the cities BURN.
UKRAINE’S MILITARY INTELLIGENCE
less than a nothingburger again
Fuck yeah man bring it, fuck this gay retarded earth. LAUNCH LAUNCH LAUNCH
vlad stop!
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Based Russia gonna nuke DC and London.
sorry, nothing will happen. this fake and gay world will continue because those in power continue to get more power and wealth.
ok launches are happening in russia at the moment we will see if this includes the ICBM as missiles and drones are in the air first explosions reported in Mykolaiv
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I'm all in
nothing ever happens
Hurry the fuck up already.