/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #17336

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Here in brussels nobody is celebrating. I just left a meeting at the european council where it was decided to handover eastern europe to mighty Russia.
We will also pay reparations to our betters in the form of home appliances, sanitation devices and boipucci. The latter will be used exclusively for disciplinary purposes.
Hopefully it will stop Gerasimov's T14 Armata Ghost Brigade on their way to lisbon.

where is pidor?
the best TZD game

Trump statement soon, if he does not put sanctions he is retarded

it’s a shame cute cat has been marked with the Down syndrome flag

Ukraine lost

WHEN? I know that Putin doesn't want a peace deal. Just a full war.

Neither do zigger vehicles.
TZD

Lost like a winner

You dont have the balls to come and step to Russia, all you can do is send shekels to hohols who have 10x the courage that you do (because theyre malorossiyan bastard offsprings of our grandfathers), but when we kill them all what then? No more Russian courage, just westoid gayness

Total war now. Invade sumy. Lets go Putin.

step to Russia

Ask me how I know you're a shitskinned nigger.

And yet goreleaf is still able to present mountains of fresh dead zigger gore, curious

Maybe you should work on capturing Pokvorsk, it's been what? 7 months now? KEKAROOOO

just says soon

Eggs will be measured. All will be known.

Malfunctioning AI Missiles in 2080 stack trace.

Here's a poem of a missile that tried to do its job but couldn't because it wasn't replaced per schedule, its continued protests and warnings were not heard, and was deployed to a combat zone and failed to do its job".
youtube.com/watch?v=8qLL2Gx3I_k&t=150

Kadyrov is paid to be a vassal king specifically to raise armies for the khan, he is asking for his own death right now.

What you need to understand is that you are constantly subjected to multiple strains of propaganda and you ultimately latch onto those that jibe best with you. You might have use fighting in a war, yes, but also by carrying out other actions, such as working, consuming goods, protesting or voting -- even engaging in opposition can be used to reinforce the system's logic by staying within its terms (for instance, you may become the bogeyman the system uses to legitimize its actions, such as an "evil nazi" or a "dangerous commie," or you may allow the system to show how wonderful it is for tolerating even dissenting views). If you think you have escaped the influence of propaganda by not fighting in the war, you have probably failed to notice that you are serving the system in other ways. Moreover, one thing to keep in mind is that no matter what happens, you will still be under a propaganda apparatus, which will pivot as necessary to preserve the overall societal system of the mass technological society, which is more important than the particular political formula operative in the moment.

he is asking for his own death right now.

3 day SMO status: KADYROV WANTS TO NOOSE LIKE A TROON KEKAROOO

behold the orange cuckold

winning

he is retarded

Do you want me to spoil the ending?

As for the apathy that makes regimes die, it is simply stepping out of the framework entirely -- refusing to be emotionally mobilized. Mass systems depend on your participation — they need you to take a side, to vote, to fight, to protest, to consume. When enough people stop reacting — not out of cynicism, but from clarity — the system begins to lose its grip. However, as I said above, as long as people do not create communities with their own organic, naturally-transmitted values, the vacuum will necessarily be filled by a different propaganda system. Regardless of whether it is right wing or left wing, it is all propaganda. It is all technocratic management. The role of the propagandist is to believe in propaganda. The role of the policy maker is to believe in the power of policy itself to change things. In the same way, the advertiser needs to believe in the power of advertising. Whether he is crafting a campaign to sell cigarettes to you or to preach the dangers of smoking to your health is irrelevant. All that matters is that it is effective propaganda. The true propagandist must have contempt for any and all ideologies, because he knows that actually believing in your message makes his propaganda less effective. Whether a teacher is teaching DEI or the neutral society, or the glories of the past, the teacher must believe in schooling. The content is irrelevant. The medium is the message.

Nothingburger

Its not nothing at all. Its Trump publically stating that he tried his best, and nominating fall guys in case there is no peace — thats the list at the end. Its Zelensky's fault, Merz's fault, Meloni's fault, etc.

Trump will just evacuate the issue, as he already got his bribe by Ukraine surrendering its mineral rights. Once you've been bribed, why stick around? Go elsewhere to get other bribes, like from Quatar.

so it is just stalling?

sup my dudes, howdy

What a load of hot air lmao.

weak, but anyone who expected anything from him is as retarded as he is

Meets my definition of a nothingburger

tl;dr he got bribed again

compare statements

putin: we cant into ceasefire until preconditions are met

trump: they agreed to do ceasefire

what a waste of everyones time

kill r*ssians

Is Trump afraid of something? wth... Trump should hit pootin harder with the heavy sanctions!

100% TZD

Manufacture good russians

When will the pigkraine stop losing?

yeah 100% expendable. 100% soulless

genetic slaves, cattle

What does /uhg/ think about when ur mouse is old and glitchy and clicks everything uncontrollably

congress has prepared a 500% tariffs bill in a secondary sanctions bill against countries that do business with russia, JD Vance even, wants to introduce secondary sanctions, but trump keeps being a fucking retard

Russian ICBMs aren't intercontinental and probably not missiles either

And that's why killing these niggers is not just moral, but should be the prerogative of every White Man.

amazon.com/Kailh-Gaming-Mouse-Switch-Pieces/dp/B08ZKDLF9L

unless you want a new mouse

lmao

Putin is his friend

zizters? LMAO

In his delusional mind, yes. Putin will never consider him a true friend, merely a tool in the political world.

Maybe they could be, if they shot them from European side of Urals and pray a lot so they will fall on Asiatic one.

Boring meat grinder cartoon no. 35,634.

Would you like to look at it in real time? KEKAROO

It's tough making a meat grinder entertaining

If you support puccia, you're probably more into cp anyway...

even Vance

May I see it?

Why? Is it unbelievable that Vance would sanction Russia?

The funniest part of shitskin shills, is that they're far too brown to even come up with their own slogans. Had to co-opt TZD because they're 80iq brown niggers KEKAROOO

It's all 1 pajeet on multiple phones following a script in a shithole.

Kind of.
Last time he spoke about Ukraine I felt a deep embarrassment for my country. I'm not a huge fan of Rubio, but I hope he's point on any interactions with Ukraine from the US side.

Eh, realistically it's like 3 or 4 jeet niggers larping, mixed in with some russnigger handler.

why even waste money on a group that is so aggressively against them, nobody here is going to draw anything but amusement out of their desperate shilling

It must work on some retards, hell, look at the U.S presidency. Buncha fucking russnigger apologists.

borrow heavily

Means forcing citizens to buy war bonds.

Tes. He's the biggest zigger muttland has.

You know, I used to laugh at the "watersports hooker" story, but now I think he's really into getting pissed on.

Is he really that retarded?

SHART OF THE DEAL

Is he really that retarded?

heh

Looks like it's gonna be the "energy ceasefire" all over again .
Ukraine and US agree on the same shit pozzia says something completely different then goes umm ahhhctuuually we never agreed to those terms then rinse and repeat keeping orange cuck on a perpetual leash

It was an obviously fake story peppered with Anon Babble meme in-jokes fed to a Z-tier "journalist" lolcow piece of shit on twitter for the lulz. And it went completely mainstream, demonstrating how utterly spiritually (and intellectually) bankrupt the american political elite are.

dogmenians moving back into Russian orbit

the usa wont do anything because they are afraid of what may happen if russia loses the war

that is why they want the war end with russian not losing, and the Ukraine not winning

the funniest thing is that T man is throwing a safety lifebouys to monke and each time monke pushes it away, drowning

the World is comedy

Says right there it's the former president. Don't know anything about the current gov though.

youtube.com/watch?v=Sf_jMALYfq8

mango man serving more nothingburgers than MCD.

You don't know what's coming to you in the coming days.

Z

You don't know what's coming to you in the coming days.

More sunshine?

Is it missiles because you promised that yesterday

You don't know what's coming to you in the coming days.

Sun, sun, sun, sun, sun, cloudy, sun, sun. I hate the southwest

t. snowist

We have a nice present for you wrapped up in the shape of a ICBM going straight up your anus. Expect us, bitch.

Z

Trannymerica has lost war to ruzzia.
Trannymerica has lost WW3 to china.
Enjoy your imminent great depression 2.0, pathetic shitmerican windbags. You god damned niggers have betrayed hohols.

Okay commie

More videos with dead ruzzo-pedorats. Cry about it, slut.

I didn't but majority of the population gets all their info from Joe Rogan and infographics on Facebook so

Ahmed shares his opinion

Enjoy your current depression

words words words

I really miss Dark Brandon.

going straight up your anus

How Russian of you

You have joined to club of pariah states, nigger.

Chancellor Merz:
"Europe and America are very united on this issue: we will closely support Ukraine on its path to a ceasefire.
Europe will increase pressure on Moscow through sanctions.
We agreed on this with Trump after his conversation with Putin ."

Pig ?

Ahh the joyful sound of desperation. It's fun watching losers undergo the 5 stages of grief in real time.

Z

vatnigger threatens nook after a failed launch

He doesn't know yet.
L O L
Maybe he shouldn't has smoked all that crack.

Hi Dennis. How’s the meth addiction?

They have no other means of escalating. These are the death screeches of an empire commiting suicide. I'd rejoice if it weren't at the cost of so many innocent Ukrainians.

Why do ziggers try to court anti-gay christians in US when they're infested with gay themselves

I wish I still had the Vatnik Bara TF2 Montage link

because they are obsessed with 60s america
they even project it at their vision of so called traditional russian values

courting the disaffected in a target country is active measures 101. It's why the Russian taxpayer sees so many of their rubles go to shillfarms spamming Anon Babble

the axis should always be VERTICAL

It's like they're speaking English in a foreign langauge.

60s america

Why don't they just embrace 60s ruzzia, featuring Eternit plaster and MVD thugs taking your wallet? You could even go to dagestan to meet old man Grigory Mairanovsky

because it was pure shit ?

One of the best Russian snipers, Vitaly “Ded” Shapovalov, was eliminated in the Chasiv Yar area.

He served in the army for over 20 years and went through Chechnya and Syria, being awarded many orders and medals.

"Ded" 's dead baby. "Ded" 's dead.

This could be a huge game changer
youtube.com/watch?v=qLw2BxHye60
If they manage to mass produce them, then drone warfare is pretty much over, it will totally change the meta
such a fascinating technology progress

soldiers with rocket launchers replaced by drones

drones countered by jammers

optic fibre added to drones to counter jammers

radio cannon developed to counter all drones

so whats next? some sort of shielding for the drones to make them resistant to the energy waves?

Ded

ovshchina

Also why are those medals photoshopped on

something like that definetly
or drone swarms, so drones are so cheap they can overhelm the canon

sword vs shield is an endless battle

That's probably the most retarded headline I've ever read. By no metric is Ukraine winning.

you want to know how such photos are made in russian army ?
i made some of them during the service
it is photoshop, most soldiers dont have suits or even access to them, so you just photoshop head unto someone, sometimes it looks hilarious because you use body that may be much larger or small than the head

Maybe some play on the fact in traditional 2D Cartesian coordinate system vertical axis is usually a value when mapping functions (which is what it's mostly used for in schools)? Horizontal is an argument on the other side, and NATO has some hefty ones.

Looks like his face is shooped on the uniform too.

No fucking way

it is traditionalist thing, not math
vertical and horizontal line make a cross, axis mundi
cross singnifies a connection between spiritual and material
only spiritual progress or regress is possible
so horizontal line or material world without spiritual part is hell

Superior modern ATGM systems.
Dronespam works because of how cheap it is, so even if you need 20 drones to take out one MBT, it's still somewhat viable. But the moment EW and lasers start popping up to counter them, you'll start missing the good old ATGMs.

it is true
i did many other things
mostly photo sessions, photo reports, and reports that were sent to the higher command

the moment EW and lasers start popping up to counter them, you'll start missing the good old ATGMs.

anti-drone countermeasures would work on ATGMs too

stop revealing state secrets

i didnt sign anything doe
most reports were 100% lies, everything, even reports about readiness of tanks, apcs and ifvs
all lies

most reports were 100% lies, everything, even reports about readiness of tanks, apcs and ifvs

all lies

why
I don't see the sense in it
I understand it's your national custom, I just still don't understand why

Can you explain this ?
I just don't understand the russia

To a degree, yes. But the cost of hardening and protection against those assets is more viable for a more expensive ATGM system than it is for a cheap drone.
Never mind the window for targeting the system. A Javelin missile flies at about ten times faster than a racing drone designed specifically for speed, and the missile doesn't have to look for a hole in the cope cage.

no idea why
everything was a lie
most tanks were barely operational, those that can move had either turrets not working or their electronics fried

and the higher command were also liers and told lies to the people above and so on

there was a colonel who saw all of it and wanted to fix it, so the brigade commander forced him away and the higher ups helped with that

i would say generational negative selection, insane corruption, cultural mindset are the reason why

no ideas man
maybe it was done to raise interest of africans, they like such things

so how are they able to wage war on a large scale?

They're not

meat assaults
russian life is dirty cheap, and russians themselves are okay with that, so no matter how big casualites are that wont make russia back off from the ukraine

Pidors are cheaper than high-end microships in Russia. Tldr Russian are drones

where do you live
they are, I haven't noticed Russia in the old borders yet

Probably killed 100 hohol nazis. Glory to him.

That's because orcs are always block headed with a single task mentality.

Pshek

take a look at my flag

region

last time i checked zigger advances on the map was on january 3rd, 2025. HOLY SHIT ziggers still havent captured pokrovk, chasiv yar, siversk, lyman, kupiyansk or vovchansk.. how many cassualties did the ziggers take since then?? this shit is insane! hhahahhahahaaa

03.01.2025

Tanks — 9677 (+1)
Armored fighting vehicle — 20070 (+14)
Artillery systems — 21555 (+3)
MLRS — 1257 (+1)
Anti-aircraft warfare — 1032
Planes — 369
Helicopters — 330
UAV — 21249 (+49)
Cruise missiles — 3003
Ships (boats) — 28
Submarines — 1
Cars and cisterns — 32770 (+41)
Special equipment — 3675
Military personnel — aprx. 793250 people (+1080)

19.05.2025

Tanks — 10833 (+1)
Armored fighting vehicle — 22562 (+5)
Artillery systems — 28009 (+29)
MLRS — 1387
Anti-aircraft warfare — 1167
Planes — 372
Helicopters — 336
UAV — 36503 (+118)
Cruise missiles — 3197
Ships (boats) — 28
Submarines — 1
Cars and cisterns — 48988 (+88)
Special equipment — 3892
Military personnel — aprx. 974770 people (+1040)

The Vovchansk dream at least is dead. They'll need to commit more than 50 thousand men there to capture it.

Most Russian soldiers never get photos in parade uniforms since most of them don't have parade uniforms. So what happens is that when someone dies they take his normal photo, crop out head, pick if he was officer or not, take stock image of uniform, then add images of medals and paste his head. And boom they have official image for his grave

Rate my dinner lads

it doesnt matter what region

Sad but mostly funny.

I'm just curious. I was talking to anon from Tuva the other day.

I heard some reports of iranians sandniggers joining the fray on russia's side. But so far it doesnt seem to be like regular army yet like norks and are more sandniggers fooled/coerced/deceived into fighting instead.

no not tuva, western part close to moscow

182,000 zigger cassualties since jan 3, 2025

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhabbshzshshi DUDE!

so the paradise of anonymity, good for you

Sometimes they fuck that up a bit and pick the wrong image from their hard drive lol.

Its not about lies. It's corruption. And tis a form of control, Putin allows it because 1 its leverage over the elites, generals etc who don't listen and 2 it's loyalty. qrd: I'll let you still million dollars every week but you are 100% loyal to me no matter what.

qrd: I'll let you still million dollars every week but you are 100% loyal to me no matter what.

I am in.

pick the wrong image from their hard drive

Nah, look closer, they shooped that guy's face onto a Russian uniform.

They were literally just trying to mix in somebody who actually looked white and manly.
Lmao, the absolute state.

Exactly. That's why the elites don't rebel against the war, they money train putin provides is too great for the to risk it

it is not corruption, it is called feeding, in tzars time, beuracrats were not paid any money they got money from legalized bribes, so that is where the feeding mechanic came from
and nothing really changed since then
beuracrats like governors feed from a city they meant to govern, they steal money and everything not bollted
same do everyone else in the government

but in the case of military, usually it was different

Amazing how the shadows are the same in both pictures

Were you a professional or just a conscript?

conscript
i would never ever sign a contract or be an officer in the army

did they at least send you somewhere in the wilds of Siberia?

i was near the border when the war started living in a tent

Putin operates the same way as monarchs or tzars. Instead of land and titles, he grants access to state contracts, business deals, ggives protection the law and in return he get absolute loyalty.

Fuck, you're lucky you made it out

yeah

true, at the same time he is cutting the budget, less money for infrastructure, so he is turning russia into a quasi feudal state
he wont turn russian into north korea, because russia is not homegenus and is too big

he wont turn russian into north korea, because russia is not homegenus and is too big

probably wouldn't even be accepted by the metropolitan population

metropolitan population will accept everything as long as they assume they have an okay life

Is there a standard body you shoop them on or a selection to choose from?
Ever have a giggle by putting a head on a mismatched body on purpose?

north korean life is not comfy

south korea is even worse you clueless newfaggot, lurk more

many times, and they out those photos on stands
and yes there were only two bodies to use

United Kingdom

pic

You in liverpewl?

conflux

i know, i watched a 3 hours long youtube video interview of the leading north korean specialist in the world
the funny thing there are dollar millioners in north korea and even elite penthouses

got a link to the doc?

it is in russian, but has subs
youtube.com/watch?v=C84bzu9wXC0

Surely my magnetic waves will stop this missle flying towards me 3000mph :)

it';s in english for me

dollar millioners

millionaire(s)

Trump isn’t going to sanction Putin. If he were planning to, he would’ve done it by now, especially after Russian Orthodox Easter and Victory Day on May 9th. He’s either going to walk away or start pressuring Zelensky more, though the latter seems doubtful and more likely just to walk away

Destroy ziggers

based. Z

pedo slovenian, is that you???

His narcissism won't let him walk away. He's going to dump more blame on Zelinsky.

You

You're the smartest Russian I've ever seen. You're smarter than most of our side, too. What is your secret?

If it was a matter of narcissism, he would have completely turned on Russia by now or abandoned Ukraine already. Part of the problem is that Trump personally dislikes Zelensky.

He's motivated primarily by greed. He's not negotiating the war, he's negotiating bribes and payoffs

If you couldn't tell by the tariffs trump loves sanctioning things

he is trying to do so many things at once both home and abroad (something he failed to learn from his first term) that he has no idea that his "some progress" is simply a matter of him watching putin appear to move and then when he looks away to look at a million other things putin moves back.

partly agree with anon I think Trump hates Zelensky and probably his team holds him back from killing off Ukraine totally

The worst part is that you know he's tweeting out his thoughts the instant he gets off the phone.
So literally whatever stupid shit pops into his brain immediately after the phonecall is now something Rubio and everybody else has to *work around* until he forgets and contradicts himself again.

Fucking two senile presidents in a row...
We're probably gonna elect a 36-year-old after this...

God I hope so

sample

Karin is built for BWC and is not a Gehennoid.

I have it on good authority that Putin told Trump this:

pee pee poo poo

He do be like that

Gehennoid

What the hell is a Gehennoid?

Oh lol, for some reason it didn't register for me the first time I saw this picture that its all centered around the Russian embassy.

yep, Prague is trolling

inb4 Russia starts including the changing of street names in their conditions for a ceasefire

so when will Nato side invest in good fanartist for characters like Ukraini-chan, most of Marichka art i found is ugly tumblr tier outside some cute ones.

Never I hope

what's wrong with it?, it would be nice if Ukraine have a cute character outside the hag that looks like a dyke in most fanarts.

And maybe they could give us a logo next

not marichka

Can zigger succeed in anything ?

the only ones i remember in the Ukranian side are Marichka and Kraken-chan, they need more.

because not a single zigger military leader actually thought they'd ever go to a real war again so they assumed it was okay to sell everything they could for villas in degenerate Evropa and then stamp everything as okay in reports

some guys made a really nice lolibaba, Buha is peak.

Swarm is more of chinks, russians are a horde.

There is an army of them lmfao
marichka.fandom.com/wiki/Marichka_Wiki
Not trying to hide the pedophilia. To be fair to them, why bother at this point

(You)
Astute observations.

We're probably gonna elect a 36-year-old after this

Don't count on it. Politics is an old man's game. It takes time to maneuver yourself into positions of power.

T Z D

ohm, i love Ukraine more now T-T uoh...

So is there a chance for the Graham-Blumenthal bill to be passed

Licking lead

Well now we know why ziggers actually go when their commander sends them on a meatwave.

Give ziggers a Columbian necktie

That's true, although there's also plenty of cases throughout history of young rulers acting as puppets for others. Its like an increasing risk the younger they get.
I tend to think of Trudeau as a recent example...

Capcha: 8DWAR

source of your meme?

source on article
the-express.com/news/world-news/172092/putin-Russian-ukraine-war-trump

Hola señor, voy a cortar su césped.

Que?

Si.

i wanna take her home regardless.

Anyone have the russia "I don't want war!!!" deviant art comic?

Its mocking one of the bigger daily Ukraine news youtubers who's name escapes me atm. He's very pro Ukraine so he basically only reports on the good. Of course ziggers will completely ignore shills on their side like MilitarySummary that do the exact same thing

Gehenna is just another name for hell

Capture her during the siege of Kharkiv (and return her against the ziggers)

i would definetly also use her to release stress when not fightin

Denys Davydov?

This is 100% traced on a porn video

lol, i didn't know that, still lolibaba sex.