It's too late to stop us chuddy we are planting seeds all over the midwest

and you won't do shit

blacked house

can't wait to vote for the same shit that made us leave california

i wish these locusts pain and misery

475k

6.3% interest

rotflmao

gets destroyed by a tornado

It seems like the only policies these types will push now are legalizing abortion and marijuana. They're stingy with their money otherwise.

I hate ideologically different immigrants. I was talking to a Chinese chink and she explained how America is both too individualistic and immoral and that America is so great with so many opportunities. That America should basically become more like China even though she loves America. Immigrants seem to never learn.

It's utterly retarded, houses should be required by law to reflect heat and have good insulation, I can only imagine the construction companies that do this shit are in league with electricity companies.

All black everything

People that choose this are psychopaths.

read

Midwest

you are a certified retard
People move away from nigfags like you

it's actually weird because most neighborhoods have very strict HOA...
imagine some retard building that monstrosity right next door...

They all leave pretty quick after realizing it's not safe. If you live anywhere but the country you don't get to escape niggers here. Also if you live in the country you get 0 city amenities and have to do your own upkeep. Those are two things yuppies absolutely refuse to do.

Chinks are only nice to you if they’re making money off of you. They’re insectoids through and through.

There are 2 types leaving. Tech failures, and far right conservatives that just can't take the Hell that Caliwali has become. This is clearly the former.
Most everyone here that is based, and leaves, buys rural and doesn't bother anyone.

whole house is black

Looks fucking awful.

Black plastic house.

Most modern houses are quite ugly but this one takes the cake.

t. Sims 1 Gothic house enjoyer

Reflects the content and quality of their souls
These people are already doomed
When the lights go out, for 5-10 years, all your neighbors hate you, you have no connections, no skills beyond cleaning dilators and typing long Google reviews... good luck

Unbroken family

I wish them only the best, nignogs or not

this house is lovely
the framing and spire are good for my autism

Anon, they ARE the locusts.

You need reading comprehension training

the tile pattern is very soothing.

Look like dragon scales.

Yes, they paid market interest rate, which is historically lower than average over the past 50 years. What's your problem with that? Do you think interest rates are still 2%?
Value of the house I have no idea because we dont know exactly where it is, how old it is, what the interior is like, lot size, etc.
I think you're some jealous faggot living in a crack den you inherited from grandpa. Or.... please dont tell me you're a rentoid???

It's brand new, learn to read

kek, imagine loaning from jews lolmao.
Always only buy it in cash you have nigger

There are various types of siding. This is showing off the skills of the builders.

someone post the tilefucker pic pls

Made for BBM (Big Black McMansion)

my plastic siding is better than ur plastic siding

rural white people things lmfao

The very first thing they do is vote in Liberals, then the liberals take the guns. every time

most neighborhoods

Not in the Midbest. If you don't like HOAs it's easy to find a place without one, but it's a tradeoff.

In a place without an HOA you can do whatever you want. But in a place without an HOA your neighbor can do whatever he wants.

Yessss, good goy make sure you pay me rent where you get zero equity. It will only take you half your life to be able to outright buy a crack house in a nigger infested part of town.

Anon, they ARE the training

You're probably replying to the tilefucker right now, just ask him.

They're stingy with their money otherwise.

NO ONE is more stingy than Caliwali leftists with money. Why do you think they flood the State with cheap labor? They would take for illegal labor, over a local, if it saved them a single $1.
These people are utter cancer. Make their lives Hell if they move in near you.

How cute… a garage with a small house attached to it.

tiny house 500k, the garage space is 50% of the house. what the fuck is goingon in mexico?

correct, HOAs can be a total cancer as well

A lot of the posts in that sub, after a few back and forth questions, they eventually reveal that they're foreigners buying up American houses. I remember once the OOP dropped that they were in the country illegally.

not gonna happen in your shitholes then you have to move to eu.

You are an actual fag if you're implying that's a bad thing.

Gross, I'd rather be poor in California than rich in the middle of tornado ally bumfuck nowhere. No palm trees, no mountains, no in n out burger. Fuck that

house is in arcata in humboldt, california
would pass it every day on my way to university whilst living there
the movie "the love witch" was also filmed in that house and other random locations in arcata, there is a plaque in the plaza + moonrise herbs

They'll get tired of not being forced to fellate illegals at gunpoint, and move back within a year.

pic

would (practice divination in the spire)

Cool, a metal shed that'll get blown apart by a tornado

youtube.com/watch?v=Ds7FRivVMgA&t=45s

Why can't we build houses like this any more?

CONGRATS to the new homebuyers and moving to the midwest is a huge plus

Corn emoji

So they moved to Omaha. I’m in KC and we see this same shit. Califags move here to work for Garmin or some shit. Buy a slightly larger than average home (yes this is pretty normal sized house out here) that they have no comprehension of how to care for. They get a taste of -8 winters, mowing the loan in 100 degree summers, not having mountains or beaches to take pictures at to post on insta, no fancy $50 a plate niche ethnic “twist” restaurant owned by a white women and run by Mexicans so no “culture,” no In-and-Out, and as soon as people find out where they’re from we shun them so no friends. Eventually the yuppie scum move away after a couple of years and sell their home to Indians which yes frankly are much preferable to Californians.

6.375%

Unreal. At least they bought the super trendy all charcoal color, like on HGTV.

I don't see an issue with this. Most Californians are originally from the midwest either ancestrally or in actuality.

Lol a whole thread of fags and euros (redundant) shitting on a perfectly acceptable purchase - except the color I agree the color is bad.
Come on fags let's see all those new build 3500sqft homes you bought for $200k and 2% I'm sure you must have.

Kek. Every fucking time. Stay on your clay.

California liberals move away

Turn a few meaningless counties blue

Conservatives stay in California

California becomes red again

Surely built only with brick and oak, foundations 10 feet deep for maximum tornado protection. Located squarely in the center of town for optimal job opportunities. Come on let's see those houses anons.

If done right, there is a circular library in the spire so you can keep your favorite books in the best reading room.

t. Victorian enjoyer

There’s a renovator in my city that buys absolute shitholes in the ghetto, paints them black, throws the most obnoxious orange pumpkin colored stain on the doors and windows, then tries to resell them for a 25% markup. They fucking sit on Zillow for years at a time but they never budge on price just waiting for some desperate retard to buy into what is realistically at least 30k in actual maintenance to make their new ghetto hovel livable.

Black: exponentially increased cooling bill

House is mostly a fucking garage

This is why you do voter referendums for that. Can't trust Democraps to do it. They will vote for every shitty policy except for the ones you care about.

The house you posted is pure sovl

there is a house near me in oakland that looks very similar
haha great, norther chuds always winning by not moving and midwest faggot transplants going back to their faggot states.

Correct. It was hilarious watching Trump win Arizona with the abortion referendum on the ballot. Dems thought that would drive turnout. In reality it just meant roasties didn’t have to vote for them on their single most popular issue among women.

Hurr the interest is lower than it used to be by 2%!

Doesn't mean shit when the house cost is double

Californians to turn rest of America into nigger and taco nigger apocalypse

we're building aussie style homes here now?

Oh I get it now. It's just a thread full of people who watched a few videos of Nick Rochefort's scuffed realtor and didnt understand any of the market trends or economics of it but it was entertaining and made them laugh and now think they're super knowledgeable real estate investors because they can look at any house and come up with excuses to shit talk it - valid or not.

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have you ever been south of the mason dixon line? Its absolute hell and with an a apocolyptic amount of niggers. I'd rather have mexicans than niggers anyday.

Forced sovl

craftsman homes are cool

Nobody paints their house like that. The place is haunted and probably had witches in it before.

If it gets hot enough, you can even have shit melting because it retains so much heat. This isn't even a good idea in Alaska.

midwest

They're Californians, they don't know the actual meaning of the Midwest and believe that it includes states like Colorado and Idaho. They're probably not even really in the midwest.

Banker anon here. Non-Jewish variety. Rochefort is gay but the anons in this thread are right. Buying in to the housing market right now is fucking retarded. The crash is coming. The major bank’s mortgage lending departments are operating at a loss right now because they don’t want to be holding the hot potato we have known has been coming since COVID. A lot of these houses are also objectively oversold on living space due to the garages and unfinished basements to a degree that rivals an animals shelter with a “lab mix” up for adoption. The market is about to take a shit everywhere. Trump is sending the illegals back which means the second home 1000sqft shit hole grandma grew up in that was going to be some fags rental property? Well he doesn’t know how to fix what’s broken and he will be damned if he’s taking out a HELOC on his own home to fix his renters leaking ceiling. The small shitty houses hitting the market will be the first sign because those same houses are rented by Mexicans. Trump has also dramatically slowed the visa renewal process. That means accompanied spouses that were adding supplemental income suddenly left in limbo and the family budget thrown out of whack for every pajeet that blew his wad on these McMansions planning to bring his parents over to live in his basement and take care of his kids. When we see 25% slashes in the costs of houses like OPs we will know it’s happening for real. Then the economy takes a massive shit. Some of us will buy low and climb the ladder. Some won’t. Just the nature of the beast. The good news is as the boomers fuck off to the retirement homes over the next 20 years it’s going to steadily keep the market healthy by slowing home growth and allowing supply to catch up. Invest in pharmaceuticals not real estate. They aren’t getting away with this shit a second time in millennials lifetimes.

Why do members of the poofter community (like yourself) want government control over every aspect of people's lives? Is it because you are retarded? Or is it just a faggot thing? Do you want them to regulate your toothpaste choices, too? Why the fuck do you care if someone's house is insulated? What a dumb cunt.

We don’t care

They're expensive and take effort. Cheap and fast is the name of the game since cheap and fast still cant keep up with infinity immigrants.

I don't get it, your moving here from france, or you think we care about califags coming back home on failure, because we love that here in the middle west.

BBC

Big Black Cardboard

Because everything you like is garbage you White trash and you are barely sapient enough to show up to your fucking work for the dole program so the idea that you should be able to materially worsen any asset that will outlast the short meth addicted life you lead with shit building design is something that should be prevented by your natural masters and you will never ever do shit about it beyond whine about why you can't make objectively shit decisions online.

people have to vote the way they've been voting in a certain state or region because you just have to

Maybe it forgot it's VPN. It.

Hownis that 475? Kek. What is it? 2400sqft?

mmmm cake

nah
SOVL

I'd buy it for 800k and not a dollar more. But only if it was in my current state instead of Californian . youtube.com/watch?v=PQTGB48iXYw&ab_channel=ModernNostalgia

Kek I know exactly where that is I'm going to go egg it kek

Invest in pharmaceuticals not real estate.

Understood.

What a weird trend.

Wrong. California liberals also hate california and flee it. Worse still however are the libertarians who will pretend to be conservative and based then shoot you in the back over niggers and migrants.

Even the black house stole from them

that gold trim is like visual fentanyl

@Grok is this true?

The house is 250k overpriced tho.

They do though

We've had a handful of C*lifornians move to my area. They never make it more than 3 years.

I’m getting divorce raped in the Midwest rather than California!

Imagine getting married to a modern woman

Omaha

Midwest

Thanks anon. I needed a good chuckle.
Plainiggers deserve this.

You're a retard.

You're a beaner.

What you don't understand is that we have had 50 years of decreasing rates that has built a system of speculation and investment into real estate to balloon the prices. Rates going from 3% to 7% is compounding all those years of speculation to destroy affordability.
Something very bad is going to happen if they don't drop rates.

so why are you guys mad this time?

Something very bad is going to happen if they don't drop rates.

They can't. The rates are still far too low based on reality. Only way out is a great economic boom, or war.

VA loan will get you better rates

This is an illegal invasion. Deport them back.

before

That piece of shit was probably built within the last 6 months, I doubt anyone was living there before them.

This is why there's HOA, because dumbasses do shit like this. If people actually had decent taste and upkeep, there wouldn't be any HOA.

tf retard posts pictures of the outside of their house online?

Eventually the yuppie scum move away after a couple of years and sell their home to Indians which yes frankly are much preferable to Californians.

Your last sentence is the reason you and everyone like you won't make it when law and order collapses.

you know who hate hate?

white people

I hate white people so much, I'd rather they be replaced with niggers

Fascinating take. Now please face the wall.

That sums up most people. Most weimericans are only nice if they want something from you.

As long as they can cook a casserole and don't complain about the heat in the summer and the cold in the winter they can stay.

This would look cool as a farm store.

Nothing new here.

omg its so hot here!!!

omg I can't buy liquor on Sundays?!?!

omg why do people drive so fast!!!

t. Texas

Now thats a home.

It's prettymuch my local feedstore but with a second floor, just swap that patio furniture for a propane tank

dixoid

drive so fast

Why lie?

I kind of want to see

Texans drive fast, it's just the humid South that can't be assed to move with haste.
If you don't drive fast in Texas you never get anywhere.

NASCAR is so popular amongst Dixoids because they are amazed to find out anyone can drive more than 45 mph.
Everyone knows this.
Why do Texicans lie about everything?

You sounds like a histrionic boomer faggot. Caring about property values is women shit

you sound like a retarded nigger with a fugly house nobody likes, kek

When we see 25% slashes in the costs of houses like OPs we will know it’s happening for real

Location: USA, Southeast
Anecdote: Power handtool sales DOWN
Indication: Contractors are either "making do" with what they've got, or customer work is drying up (invalidating need for additional tools)

Location: my lower-middle class neighborhood
Anecdote: the black homeowners (almost entirely) left ~15 years ago, replaced by illegals (primarily Guatz); ~3 years ago rents became too high, so most illegals left (all gone by this past autumn); out-of-state "investors" bought up most of my hood, 2x-2.5x'ing rents; this past summer rents peaked (~$1400/mo; I pay <$900).
Indication: bunch of new "investors" are holding this bag... can't seem to rent them out, not even for $1200. But still my hood is almost entirely white (only minorities are married-in), so I've got that going for me...

Personal motivations: I (You) should earn more money so I can leave.