No not at all. You people are something else entirely. A completely new race that only the remoteness and hostility of the Australian continent could foster. An endemic species. The things you people think are normal and the way you respond to them are baffling.
beach day
step outside, ginger skin rapidly morphs into a golden bronze colour
get eyed by an aggressive magpie, so put on your anti-magpie helmet that has a fake large male magpie attached, now the cunts won't dare swoop
there's a 50,000 BC caveman with an IQ lower than a gorilla passed out on the footpath, and another one rummaging through his pockets looking for durries
get to the beach and there's a dragon sized crocodile in your spot, so you shoo him off, but he lunges at you, so you sigh and take the croc frying pan out of your backpack and give him a swat, and he scurried off into a tide pool 30 feet away
finally you can relax
few minutes later you hear a helicopter coming
it lands by the shore to pick up a limp, pale man who is about to die after coming in contact with a microscopic octopus
ah well, can't get worked up over every bloke who gets bit by a bluering ockwocky, she'll be right
time to go home
as you walk down the footpath home, the tree above you sheds some leaves on you, resulting in an agonizing pain
"ah fuarrrk it's a gimpy gimpy. looks like it's another month of excruciating pain again. oh well, guess I'll just punch some cones, it'll be fine. hopefully I dont end up killing meself like the last cunt did"
get home and head to the bathroom
there's a world's most venomous snake next to your toilet, so you just angle your body so your ankles aren't in striking distance
"she found her way in didn't she? She'll find her way out. They're actually very timid you soft cunt"
go to bed, there's an owl-sized spider on the wall right next to you
"Meh. They're actually harmless, so I cant be fucked. Guess I'll just put me head under the blanket too"