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Starmer signs deal to hand over UK control of Chagos Islands to Mauritius

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josh is a paedophile
he wants to date single mums with non-verbal sperg kids, so he can sexually molest them without anyone finding out. sick paedo.

To the anon who was asking bout my choux buns the other night.
Made another batch
These actually turned out nicely

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Crynonce has been pretty active. How's the good la done him this time?

Just quoting his own posts sets him off, a bit like our resident polish welfare claimant
These look great

Good morning

Involuntary loud Kek

standing on the street corner in a sailor outfit while Cauldron watches from his car to make sure the Johns don't rip me off

youtu.be/MTSPgu_j4eA?feature=shared

Few good bakers around these days

sky news

Oh, skynewsnonce

Thanks they're just out the oven but couldn't resist one.
Taste nice too, a little dry. I think I left them in there a bit too long.

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I just copied the links from earlier mate.

sosban you big gay discord nonce send the aussie 2grand

Am in bed lads

don't give him 2 grand he's too moral

What happened to the last batch? They're tricky to get right but well worth it

Nah it's all good. I quit smoking, I'm batch cooking. Not super keen on it but I'm contemplating going veggo again like Uncle. We will get there. You are too kind

lol i wish i was powerful as having 2 grand laying around

Didn't rise, ended up dense in the middle.
Bit of parchment basically stopped the airflow over them and they were too high up in the oven, oven wasnt hot enough.
Lots of reasons really.

Main one I think was that I took the water off the boil too late, so the butter and water mix had lost too much to evaporation, so when I then added the flour the ratios were all off.
Choux is so sensitive to ratios.

If you make banana bread, really recommend some sliced apple in the mix. It's moist af then

kys no one cares about your e-whore drama faggot. can you even fight a war?

bet the nonce i mean brucie can't post any australian dollarydoos or an australian ouetlet ;)
because?
it's the nonce lol
busted him again.
3 times now
ahaha
hey josh, is ducknonce in the room with us? is he crying because of using some sort of pass? (I don't use a pass and never have lol) extremely weird how a brucie knows about ducknonce though innit
almost like it's a fat paedophile from runcorn who wants to fuck single mums non-verbal kids.omg its so fun busting the fat jewish paedos larps lol

amin bed lads

smells fishy

our resident polish welfare claimant

He would never claim bennies. He's a very successful real estate bog engineer with a very luxurious kitchen.

to be kind to sosban for a moment
he did send me that video of chris thrall talking about me
that's legendary tier

Practice makes perfect though, sounds like you got it dialed in
Gonna try that next time I make some

weak is all you people are.

My uncle, an Irishman went to the doctor complaining about a sore arse. The doctor inspected him and to his surprise began pulling out banknotes. He must have pulled out 20 pounds, then 40, then 80 until he had about 1600 pounds pulled out of my uncle's arse.

The doctor, perplexed asked him if he realised he'd just pulled 1600 pounds from his arse.

"I KNEW OI WASN'T FEELIN' TOO GRAND" he said

Why hasn't Minister Starmer signed the los malvinas back to Argentina? This Indian ocean stuff with a country I never heard of is empty gesture. The Falklands is not a real territory. It does not belong to you... All this talk and crap about the chagoose islands and acting like they are making good whenever they continue to spit in the face of world peace. I have never seen such a dumb joke people. You had hong kong worth much more, what do you do? Sign it over. Now this. Yet malvinas you refuse to because??? It makes me sick. They loose money with the malvinas. Thatcher gives away Hong Kong for nothing. Why are you such hypocrites?

#
Like crazy take my couch altruism
So I recognise it when I see it
Be very careful, you've got a lot of love to give
But just you, the individual, are enough

The Chagos islands are a really important jump off point in the Pacific. It's not great for our security to let them go tbqh famalam

LOL, the UK just gave away land.

the jews pulled 1999 pounds out of my grandfathers arse before they decided the return of investment smelt a bit off

my dads senpai came from Ireland, hes an idiot because he should have said that when i wanted to join the British army. I'm British though and my loyalty it British so it was OK i guess. But there were obvious restrictions to who could join and my parents didn't tell me until i left and desu i said nothing to them but it was a bit of what i now come to expect with my senpai they just do not tell me anything.

But I am very British, even if i have Irish blood.

so sad my kids will never step foot on some shithole island in the middle of fucking nowhere
what a nightmare

Memeflags off.
I'm from the UK. Every single thing I hear about my country, I cringe at.
I'm more of a refugee than bomalian faggot on a boat.

I utterly despise everything about the UK. It's a fucking shithole.
Poland is an infinitely better place to live.
Can't wait to get citizenship and burn the UK passport on livestream.

My grandfather was a righteous gentile, he smuggled refugees out of Europe in his arse.

Picrel is him miss you Pop Pop

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That wuz me they look banger lad

I feel sorry for you.

Like most Aussies I'm Anglo Irish
The lovemaking and cooking of the English
The retraint and sobriety of the Irish

Next batch of these will be Gougeres.
Cheesy choux puffs

is the fat pedo still pretending to be an Australian and crying about having his pathetic and easy to spot larps busted? man what a loser this josh guy is. He sounds very Jewish to me. Everyone here in America knows that josh from runcorn is a big nose fat jewish pedo who never had sex with a woman and only talks about it.

poland with it's vast empires, thank you for your well ground sympathy

vast empires

What the fuck are you on about?
The UK is an empire of pakis buying up the country.
Are you fucking blind?!

irish blood english heart

Hopefully you get to eat lunch with the other girls tosay after that courageous missive

Lmao done him

Mad how Mauritius got reparations before the Carribbeans

First for are Mozza

you're a fat jewish pedophile and everyone knows it's you josh

a lot will follow you, yes this place is a fucking joke now.

You can borrow my top if you want but don't stretch it out

How does the empire benefit your life you fucking idiot?
Bet you voted Tory, too, you absolutely fucking cunt.

Unlimited niggers, unlimited pakis, unlimited 3 word catch phrase government.
Fuck you.

forin muck

Mad that theo von is polish nobility

Sounds lush, I made some financiers the other day, not baked anything savoury for a while

They all say that. Every taxi driver a duke.

post us an outlet and some aussie dollars brucie
you won't.
your larps are absolutely pathetic you fat nonce.

100% this, it's actually a sick joke now.
When I go back to Luton I fucking gasp.

85% ethnixxxxxxxx in my old high school according to stats.

Lush

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von kurnatowski
his brother ran a successful nightclub in new orleans too
it's mental how much genetics fucks us and unfucks us

me da punts proper but every cunt still thinks am a dobber

you ran away to poland

josh larping as an aussie now lol
4th time busted tonight
what a sad pathetic nonce

Dry your eyes and mop out your arse when you're done cleaning the bathroom, ta lad x

wanna get that looked at pal

You're an autistic spastic speaking about the weather while the storm destroys everything.

lmao, I found a better life than the UK could offer, because the nation is a fucking niggerfest.

In the end no one will care about politics, they will only care about self preservation and safe of their own family.

youtube.com/watch?v=Z-sEv2QKDDo

hehe fuck you all, you are nothing but clueless you rule its only possible because the normie props you up once the normie gets its software upgrade you are done.

fuck it, two more stuffed with whipped cream.

Late night baking is mad. No kids running around. No wife asking why the fuck im baking when I should be doing [current thing she just made up].
kino

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You willingly fly a flag of trannies, niggers, pakis and faggots.

Why?

stop posting bot its annoying...

I found a better life than the X could offer

pure fleeing migrant mentality

100% this. I fled from a 3rd world nation.

weird the Australian can't post an Australian outlet.
he's not a bad fat lad who is also a Jewish pedo from runcorn is he lads?
heavens no josh wouldn't do that would he?
he wouldn't larp as someone who he isn't and get busted for it 4 times tonight would he?
he's not gone and left us now because his pathetic faggot larp got busted again tonight has he?

wut?

you are unnecessary and you should stop.

so did every refugee you oppose

crynonce still at it thinking he's a hardman because he's discovered mysterium? unfortunately for him the archive holds his absolute asspain for all eternity

Thread ass

Don't care any more.
Getting married this year.
Honestly am ashamed of my hometown, and by extension, nation.

Glad to get it done with, and live somewhere saner. The UK - for me - is honestly a fucking African-tier shithole.

oh no no no no no no josh
has he been busted for the 4th time tonight?
and now he's seething about it and 1pbtid with his fanfic is he?
oh no no no no josh

Ta. Taste great too ngl

can't absolve yourself of responsibility in some heroic indifference

Building a nice house, though. I'm sure I'll manage.

I hate the media. You search for the specific offence the kneecap guy was charged with, and they say "charged with a terror offence" or "charged under the Terrorism Act". Oh, great. That narrows it down. It's this one:

A person in a public place commits an offence if he—

(a)wears an item of clothing, or

(b)wears, carries or displays an article,

in such a way or in such circumstances as to arouse reasonable suspicion that he is a member or supporter of a proscribed organisation.

A person guilty of an offence under this section shall be liable on summary conviction to—

(a)imprisonment for a term not exceeding six months,

(b)a fine not exceeding level 5 on the standard scale, or

(c)both.

What a retarded offence, but most of the "terror" offences are retarded. It's summary only and strict liability. The prosecution merely has to prove that the accused knew the symbol was associated with a terror group. It's a same offence that waste of space Judge Tan Ikram let off some foreigners for with a conditional discharge. This is the same guy who celebrated sending a police officer to jail for private WhatsApp messages featuring memes of Saint Floyd. At least when they're convicted, we can refer to them as terrorists. That's how pathetic our terrorism laws are.
legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2000/11/section/13
thejournal.ie/kneecap-legal-explainer-6711443-May2025/

Enjoy your tomb in a country where hell will be inescapable

Cauldron being a wanker today ngl

Decent post.
You're NEVER fucking trusted with anything. You just have to believe in the state that it's for your own good.
The CPS is eye opening in how they deal with cases in their little blog.

Literally anybody can be pulled, and the UK is absolutely China tier with surveillance.

I didn't say he would go to hell

jealous or something?

This is kino, and makes me regret proposing-tier.
Thanks.

No not at all. You people are something else entirely. A completely new race that only the remoteness and hostility of the Australian continent could foster. An endemic species. The things you people think are normal and the way you respond to them are baffling.

beach day

step outside, ginger skin rapidly morphs into a golden bronze colour

get eyed by an aggressive magpie, so put on your anti-magpie helmet that has a fake large male magpie attached, now the cunts won't dare swoop

there's a 50,000 BC caveman with an IQ lower than a gorilla passed out on the footpath, and another one rummaging through his pockets looking for durries

get to the beach and there's a dragon sized crocodile in your spot, so you shoo him off, but he lunges at you, so you sigh and take the croc frying pan out of your backpack and give him a swat, and he scurried off into a tide pool 30 feet away

finally you can relax

few minutes later you hear a helicopter coming

it lands by the shore to pick up a limp, pale man who is about to die after coming in contact with a microscopic octopus

ah well, can't get worked up over every bloke who gets bit by a bluering ockwocky, she'll be right

time to go home

as you walk down the footpath home, the tree above you sheds some leaves on you, resulting in an agonizing pain

"ah fuarrrk it's a gimpy gimpy. looks like it's another month of excruciating pain again. oh well, guess I'll just punch some cones, it'll be fine. hopefully I dont end up killing meself like the last cunt did"

get home and head to the bathroom

there's a world's most venomous snake next to your toilet, so you just angle your body so your ankles aren't in striking distance

"she found her way in didn't she? She'll find her way out. They're actually very timid you soft cunt"

go to bed, there's an owl-sized spider on the wall right next to you

"Meh. They're actually harmless, so I cant be fucked. Guess I'll just put me head under the blanket too"

why would i be jealous of something i've just said was terrible, are you retarded

mfw the fat paedo nonce got busted larping 4 times in a row by me

cries about it

posts fanfic about me because I busted his larps because they're incredibly easy to spot

he says im a hardman yet i offered to kick his teeth in if he can show a bill with his name at the address he purports to live at and yet he can't. i think it's him that plays hardman, but when someone calls his bluff suddenly he can't provide any proof he lives at the address he purports to live at and has posted

now why would someone post their address, but be afraid to post a bill with their name on it at that address which he's already posted. it's not doxxing because he's already posted that address, so why not post a bill with his name, at that address? he's not a little bullshitter keyboard warrior is he? calling people a hardman but lies about where he lives online
oh no no no no no no
funny how easy it is to make him seethe :^)

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Yeah but you're being a wanker, not like you
Check yourself lad

they are paid 100%, 100%. ~

same faggota re now slowing me down and blocking me at the source what fucking faggots they have to be qui?

they are a resident shill every cunts knows that.

too much to drink maybe
i can't reflect on myself if i'm too drunk

I know you said it was so terrible and all, but I sense sour grapes. Is some part of you longing to get away to a quiet homestead with sleepy Poles for a neighbours, and a Polish wife a fat arse?

No doubt 'destiny is all' et all. However, growing up in Luton, Krakow is a literal paradise.
Will probably migrate to Lviv for retirement.
Just don't care anymore desu. Just don't want muslims, niggers, sjw types, trannies, etc.

he thinks i should be nicer to you

Sick 909s

Maybe I'm not as mentally ill as I thought.

Same here, mate.
Had a few, just lost a lot of fucking faith.
Came home and saw the UK sold off the Chagos, etc, and just wanted to rage a bit.
<3

post a bill with your address on it josh :^)

Don't conform, just be Cauldron
Fuck the groupthink of this place

sure...

i was trained to see

Join up today to fight for British values!!!!

Like paying irrelevant third world shitholes to take your territory

Why is enlistment so low?????

cannae believe she smashed glass in the clyde there could be weans swimming in there

If you facefag sure

post a bill with your real address josh :^)
i just want to say hi

They look tasty ngl but bakings for poofs.
You should be hickory wood chip fire smoking bbq racks of ribs the size of car doors like a real man.

Shitass muhfuggas, fuckboys

Wait is the aussie josh or am I josh? Having some trouble keeping track

he's a fenian dog

The thread usually goes better when you discuss politically incorrect topics pertaining to the UK

he had a big melty at me on the sharty because he thought he knew who i was. he doesn't :D he just throws shit at the wall and hopes some of it sticks. I know who he is thought :^)

performative masculinity

Bet you beloeve in the longhouse and everything. A life skill is a life skill

what does that mean?
you don't need to vpnfag josh
just post a bill with your name at the address you've already posted lad, you live there right? so you can post a bill with your name at that address you've already posted. it's not doxxing because you've already posted it , just post a bill, i'll come say hi buy you a drink lad
like you've been doing?
post the bill lad, lets be frens UwU
you're not afraid, are you?

you're seething fatty, you think you know who everyone is, you don't. you just think you can throw shit at the wall and some of it will stick. i know who you are though fatty :P

you've got a problem pal this is a fucking mess sort it out

touch buns all day

gay

Best patisseries in the world are run by men and not the poofy kind.

Calm down la it's not that deep

It's ok I know you're a good lad just pointing out what you're doing so you don't do yourself or the pole a disservice lad, he seems alright too

Post your face and you can have a copy of the council rates for my Adelaide property. City of Prospect council. If you pay it, I may even be able to eat next month as it's a quarter of my income for the month.

kek

you got that saved? exact copy paste from before

you can't escape us no. calling us insane is treason, it a tactic used by a foreign military intelligence to silence, censor and dominate anyone trying to warn the general population to its motives.

Labour party is not acting in our interests and i am not scared to call it out today. I'm a patriot and i will defend my country.

why is josh afraid to post a bill with his name on it at the address he's already posted. i mean he's posted his address and said he lives there. why can't he post a bill with his name at that address, if he lives there and has already posted it.
kinda weird how he's having a bit of a melty because i spotted his larping 4 times tonight and now he's doing it again with ScffRCem but can't post a bill with his name at the address he's posted several times.

will legit just buy r josh a drink, be frens etc.
why can't he post a bill proving he lives at the address he's posted.

he's not a liar, is he?

stop being slippery fish just be normal human beans white people

set of mongs copy pasting boring shite at eachother all day ffs what a mess not convinced this isn't gchq on both sides ruining the general

he's seething because he literally thinks he knows who each poster is, that he has a file on them, that he knows their linguistic models. But he doesn't :^)
he's accused me of being several people i'm not (not gonna let him know which but it doesn't really matter anyway). He literally throws shit at the wall and sees what sticks. He thinks he knows.
he doesn't.
:^)
:^)

YOU WILL HAVE TO GO THROUGH US, WE WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO TAKE OUR COUNTRY AND GAS LIGHT EVERYONE.

The Chagos shit flipped me far right.
I feel I'm a refugee wherever I am at the moment.

I honestly believe the western world has been done by organised crime groups like israel, india and china.

as gchq community i agree gchq it is gchq ruining the general

im shy anon. but post a bill with your address and stop samefaggin and lets be frens. you can post a bill at the address you said you live at already can't you? i mean you've posted the address you live at why can't you post a bill with your name on it and prove it? kinda weird. also kinda weird how you have to samefag about it on a different ID but that's you. .. lets be frens josh :^) post bill

it's fucken 1am

ITS ALL SHITS AND GIGGLES TILL IT IS NOT.

all over Anon Babble.
go on Anon Babble and its star wars and franchise slop drowning out voices all day.

so fucking tiring.
Anon Babble is the only board i feel at home nowadays.

you can't tell one poster from another
you think you can
you pretend you can
but you can't
keep on guessing fatty

why you seething lad?
just post the bill?
lets be frens
no need to seethe we can be good pals i promise
you've posted your address before, so post a bill with your name, at that address, dated recently and we'll be frens ill come say hi buy you a drink. you're not a liar are you?

I don't want your friendship, you seem like you might be a bellend. If you can't show us your Mexican visage then I'll just have to pay the $380 myself

I can lift a fully-grown horse above my head, and I can hold my breath for ten minutes. To settle a wager, I once ate a pound of P.B. Fouke's strongest badger poison and then ran a mile in the nude. I cannot feel pain, and I can see for two miles unaided by a lens. No man can kill me, I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat, including a Turk, a pygmy Negro Man and a rare Deepwater Jew. A medical doctor and two priests have written and signed a document confirming that I have no soul.

cannae believe an online nonce ring got you to turn fenian how tf does that happen?

Ducknonce talking to himself all night then is it

Yeah this basically

100% you're from Anon Babble shitting up the thread because of PygmyGate

oh he won't post a bill with his name at the address he purported to live at
he doesn't want to be my fren :^(
weird how he's a big man online,
posts his supposed address
can't prove it though.
I just wanna be frens with rJoshy

I DON'T A WAR FFS, SORT YOUR FUCKING HEADS OUT... YOU KNOW WE WILL RETALIATE RIGHT?

goodnight lads hopefully i wake up tomorrow come to my senses and leave it
there's no reason to post here

eddie lol

you can't :D
you can IP hop all you want
you don't know
but you do know
but you don't
who am i?
am i ducknonce?
am i slobdan?
am i someone else?
who ami ?
you think you know. but you don't. but you do.
but i know exactly who you are

You're the pirate memeflaggot that posted this before

just had me dinner. chicken pie n chips out the offie

You need someone to listen to your ramblings as much as we enjoy reading them

you all should be ashamed of yourselves

THE LAST TIME WAS WW2, BUT WE KNOW HISTORY AND SO IF IT HAPPENS AGAIN WE WILL DO DIFFERENT.

WE ARE JUST SICK OF WAR AND HARDSHIP, WE WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU ALL...

You're a faggot is what you are

why doesn't josh and australian josh wanna be my fren :^(

I just wanted to buy josh a drink and be his fren, but he won't prove to me where he lives before i travel 200 miles. weird. almost like he doesn't trust me. i just wanna be a fren. I don't want him to think im a hard man online. I just want him to post his address so i can be his fren. i mean he's posted his address before several times right? if he lives there why can't he prove it before i travel 4 hours to see him and buy him a drink?
why won't you show me where you live joshy?
you said you're not afriad
you don't fear things etc.
you allegedly posted your address, so if its really your address, why can't you show a bill with your name at that address? so i know i can come see my fren not some online person making fun and wasting my time huh? lets be frens post bill fren..

Can you stop shitting up the thread now retard

zubr

good beer that

Let's go over who columbo here thinks i am

ducknonce

landlordanon

james (several people are him but ok)

brokenshoesanon (lol)

elmer (yeah he did)

serbnonce (kek)

skynewsnonce

now i know he knows that most of them are not me, why? because most of them are him :^)
he thinks he's knows who i am
he doesn't

PURE WUDDER

lmfao crynonce blown the fuck out yet again

ffs could go a pie rn but got fuck all in and it's 1am

josh larping as ducknonce

Lmfao this thread is sheer schizophrenia

kek he big mad now
thinks copying my posts means something.
you can tell this means he's seething
because he hasn't got a clue who i am
he knows me
he knows where i live
he knows my #nr
he doesn't know who i am
he thinks he does
but he doesn't
watch him seethe more

post bill fren
i buy you a beer
or a chilled red wine whatever it is
post bill fren
i come say hello
honest
you posted your address right?
so why not post a bill with your name at this address you already posted :)
you know so i know im not being led astray
you're not a liar are you?
why u not wanna post bill fren?
you're not a wimpy fat liar are you?
a nonce larping online as a big man posting bullshit addresses, nah you wouldn't you're a good lad right?
you've posted your address lol
you're good
post bill with your name and address
so i can come say hi

Meanwhile you're larping as him you dumb twat
Bet you forgot to change id. KEK. Thick twat

It is fascinating to observe

The Not So Secret Cunt attempted to debunk the claim that there's an over-representation of people we never wanted here practicing as barristers. Yet, it seems he didn't do his sums. Looking at 2022/23 and ignoring "prefer not to say" and "no data" sections (since they're so small), 24% of those who obtained pupillages are ethnics. They're pushing diversity policies to try to get even more of them. These minorities will have greater chance of eventually becoming judges too. The future is bleak.
thesecretbarrister.com/2025/05/18/no-the-inns-of-court-are-not-biased-against-white-barristers/

I'm literally not even involved but I know who it is kek

get your ram chipset upgraded welfare woggy
get the tears out of your eyes crynonce

I know who he is though
i know where he really lives :^)
i know who he really posts as and what he larps as

get a discord cunts ffs

kinda funny watching him seethe now
because he thinks he knows who is who
he thinks he's pure wudder and knows who is who
he doesn't
so he posts random posts now :^)
he's done.
finished.
meanwhile, I know exactly who he is
and where he lives
he thinks he knows who i am
he doesn't :^)
watch him copy it like that means something other than him seething about it

hate the soap opera shit.
but pretty sure i took picrel a while back and it never got traction.
found it odd.

i just wanna meet the great josh say hi buy him a drink. im a good lad me, never hurt nobody i didn't. he's already posted his address , several times. waterside cl right? so he can post a bill with his name and i'll come say hi, buy him a drink. unless, of course, he's actually a larper and not a good lad. but nah, josh isn't a bad lad. he's a good lad. he will post a bill with his name and address im sure he will.

Changed your id after you fucked it up.
KEK

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:^)
i know who you are
you're seething at me
you have no idea who i am
im content with this
i'm ducknonce.
because ducknonce btfo you lol

uncle ahmed's shop is open 24/7. had two birds eye pies and a mound of chips. put some mozzarella on the chips then cooked em for another 2 mins. stuffed

Choux on my balls

for the rest of you spastics, he went on a melty about someone who posted duck picks, he thinks that's me now, because i baited him and he spent 20 hours crying at me, and now he thinks thats me and he thinks if he says it and repeats it enough you will think that's true too. he's pure wudder. a forensic linguist, but the truth is he has the IQ of a banana :^)

grow the fuck up, spastic.

i mean if i posted my address, several times, why would i have a problem posting a bill with the same address on it? unless of course i was a liar and a larper who got caught larping 4 times tonight .. but not josh no, he's a good lad. everyone says he is, so he must be. i mean why would he post an address he didn't live at ? lol that would be crazy right? so josh can post a bill with his name, at his address which he has already posted so it's not doxxing, and i can come say hi. right josh?
right?

observe his seethe across multiple proxy posts

i think you can all figure out who is behind this :^)
he thinks he knows who i am
he doesn't
i baited him and he fell for it
now observe his seethe :^)

This retard is spamming archive posts and people are taking it seriously, the absolute state of it

He's copy pasting your comments on 3 different IDs. Kek

look at him seethe :^)
he thinks he knows who everyone is
i baited him and he's still crying about it more than a month later lol

Chairsex

oh i guess he doesn't want to be frens
he's not a liar and a larper .. is he?
i just want to be frens
why won't he just show me that he's not a liar before i travel 200 miles to see my new fren?
he's already said he's not afraid
he's posted his address
seems kinda weird he wont prove it with a bill before i come say hello to my online fren

fuck man you a big lad aye?

If i copy your posts this means im not seething

I can't actually reply

:^)
done him

He's a spineless chickenshit coward

imagine thinking copying my posts upsets me :^)
it only amplifies my posts
copy it :^)
cry more :^)
everyone is ducknonce etc

PURE WUDDER
lol

Kinda amazing how boglet is fighting Josh for his social position in Brit/pol/.
Especially funny given that the goblin Is bottom ranked.

I'm so funny
Tee hee hee
Am in bed lads
Me me me
Can't ride a bike
Or even swim
No woman wants to be with him
Blog post Blog post
All day long
Balding fatty
Spastic mong

you could say that. fucked up the keto again

Newfag

joshy laaa
im a good lad
just post bill fren
ill buy you an echo falls la
im a good la honest
lets be frens
i just need to know im not having some Anon Babble dude yank my chain before i come see you at the address you've posted several times. im sure you understand laa, so just post a bill with your name at that address and ill come say hi. really, i just wanna say hi buy you a drink laa, you're a good laa and so am i UwU you don't need to be worried about me haha im a wimp lol don't be scared lad. you're not scared, are you?

weird how the nonce and his sock puppets got BTFO by me, and now all i get is some random vpn flaggot copying my posts like that bothers me. he's amlifying my voice. let him do it. it only means pure wudder faggot linguist can't tell one post from another. copy my post :^) i don't mind. i encourage it. UwU

keep telling cunts to just get on the speed for a month but nobody listens

Runts are always battling for 2nd to last place

josh deflecting to me after being done by ducknonce

Lol

I get bruxism crazy off that shit

3rd degree gurns lol I'm normally cool as long as I've got a load of chewing gum or w/e

3rd degree gurns

topkek

I'm too good for u N you're not my type

going home tomorrow lads, japans pretty good you should all go if you can only downside is been sweating me balls off for past 2 weeks
seen and done some crazy shit, seen old shite, modern shite, crazy ass views, women you wont believe, all kinds of animals and more
just yesterday spend half the day being harassed by maids telling me "niisan dozo dozo!" and tonight going out to get hammered with some succubus lasses

also here is picture of rabbit i played with yesterday, his names timothy and he liked my fake leg

timothy.jpg - 2268x4032, 766.84K

this all started bascially because i fancied him.
he claims everyone is ducknonce, or landlordanon, or brokenshoes anon or the polish benefit scrounger whatever his anon name o f the day is. He gets BTFO, he thinks he can tell you who each poster is, so i baited him. and he took the bait, hook line and sinker. and he's seething about it now. watch him hop from IP to IP and between IDs. I've done him. Imagine thinking repeating my voice upsets me. It only proves he's a sad little money who can't debate me, and thinks that everyone is me. He thinks I'm ducknonce because he said i am. He thinks i'm brokenshoes/landlordanon/gaut hands anon/james/welfaredan becaue he said i am. He's pure wudder, he's not very smart , and his retort is to copy and paste what I write now, because i've done him. :^)

Checked and glad you had a good time pilled

heh look he's flustered now.

kek

absolutely flustered lol
he thinks i'm ducknonce
because he said so
he monitors my posts
he knows who i am
he doesn't though lol and i baited him

Ducknonce cringewank N P D

Seethemong crynonce look at ME

There goes the trannymong here is the pube

Oldfag seethemong jocklad twats

Stupid fucking Elmer and other soft prats

Ugly stupid gingers and eddie the cunt

Fat hobbit Welshmen that need a punt

These are the niggers living here

All stupid ugly and fucking queer

It's a special ed class in here
how do you make a retard shut up?

true, but then the shadows start moving and you're fucked if you don't have a valium

is he still seething and copying my posts and amplifying it?
oh look, he's hopping IPs to do it too :^)
pure wudder
foresnic linguist
doesn't know one poster from another
got baited and seethes about it daily
lol

welfare queers seething at ducknonce

Lmao

you both won the 'tard argument here's a gold star can you stop now?

in Scotland were an Irish town we know our land we know our right

why are you publicly revealing you live at waterside court? nigger what are you even doing?

4 foot grim kitchen

I genuinely cannot tell the difference between Tim Curry and Eddie Izzard. Transvestites or cake?

definitely should go if you can lad, im gonna come back at some point but feel like i need holiday from the holiday like

only thing i regret is taking a mate who is bit of a plank, next time i'll bring someone who is more willing to do some crazy shite

kek. it would be terrible if someone watched his communal front door for a while. truly out of order.

This will only be used against white nonces. Pakis will be allowed to offend again and again. Also, chemical castration requires repeated administration for the rest of the offenders life. So even if they do the odd paki here and there, they'll just abscond and offend again the following year

Supernova tier meltdown in the hizzizzle

cya crynonce, get a new IP bud :^)
based jannies taking out the poor wittle Anon Babble funder

Old patter
Get some new material fatty

Please support Patriotic Alternative

A mate of mine goes and knows some expats who live there, bar tenders and cryptobros, he's going back in a couple months. Says its awesome over there. Swimming in ladies too. I can point you in a few places in osaka when you go back.

i bet julian clary's pretty handy in a scrap, he seems like he'd be the real vicious type under the surface

Japanese larses are all either literal porn stars or actually virgins in their 30s, somehow. Mad that

I must say it's rather ungentlemanly of the nonce to have me banned for "off topic" considering 99.9% of his "need a poo", "in bed lads" posts are not political. Nevertheless i'm still willing to meet my new fren :) providing of course he can prove where he lives. I mean since he's posted his address he shouldn't have a problem posting a bill at that same address. It's not doxxing because he's already posted that address, so it's just adding a name and a bill at that address so I can come see my new fren. You're not afraid , are you Joshua? You've said you're not.

when i go out tonight lad, soon as i leave me hotel and turn right i'll be greeted by sight like this
literally like 50-60 girls lots dressed in short skirts all holding up signs saying how much it costs to drink with'em
occasionally one of them will come up to me like niichan niichan but tonight im off see some succubus's instead (costs like £30 just to drink with'em though)

niichan.jpg - 4032x3024, 1.3M

the key is to move with them

cannae believe he doxxed that poor old bird

Girvin mains spuds

Give me one good reason why I should.

Dear Joshua,
my dearest friend.
I wish to tell you about the London season.
Please do provide me with your correspondance address and dare I say proof of said residence, so that I might come visit thee. My new friend. Thous needeth not fear me for I am but a simple souf and have no violence within me, I only wish to ensure our frenship of which thouh hath expressed no fear of multiple times. But I'm afraid I must insist on proof of thine residence at waterside cl so that I doth not take my journey in vain.

Your sincerely

Your new fren

I await thine reply
You're not scared, are you Joshua?
I mean you accused me of being the hard man online but I assure you, I am nothing but a souf softie who only wishes to make the acquaintance of the legendary Joshua from brit/pol. Frens?
you're not a liar posting fake addresses , are you Joshua?

Shinpu no essa

Mario kart battles on switch with the big man if you donate enough

Shut up paki

nonse

they're all old enough lad

And if I win at Mario Kart?

really looking like a retarded italian waiter there

I fear the joshua doth protest and complain to thy jannieth.
how sadeth
perhaps he is not worthy of mine attention, my fenship. when he doth protest so clearly to the jannieth. perhaps he doth be a liar, and doth not live at waterside cloeth. who would have thunketh ith? perhapth he might be an icelth. a poor player who struts a poor player that doth struth and fret his fatness upon the brit/pol stage.

don't look it though ffs

dont matter what they look like lad, 18 is 18

that where he drops the tomato soup on that old guy's head?

That's just cos our women age like shit

A copy of your passport is forwarded to Special Branch together with a description of your willy.

yeah lol. top telly this

he doeth samefag again with the jap flag
how sadeth
he hath been caught samefaggeth several times tonight and hath had the meltdownth and cried to the jannieth. what a sad loneleyth nonceth to be sure.

let him seethe forever more
for he will never have a gf
a partner
a child
a family
a meaningful existence

all he will ever do, is seetheh.
hah

You get a shoutout by Laura and Mark on the next ep of Patriotic Weekly Review

Just renewed my passport and they required I send in willy scrapings in a vial.

and the aus flag
lol
24 post by that faggot lol
already called him out :P
samefagging fat nonce kek

Post willy

Post willy

classic pretty sure I've seen them all used to have the dvds when I was in school, new ones were ok but not as good

mine has a foreskin
yours doesn't because you're an obese jewish paedo kek
you know this only strengthens my point, when you samefag with yourself you fat jewish paedo
post a bill with your name on it ,
or cry to the jannies again you faggot
ill gladly smash your teeth in any day, except you refuse to prove you live at the address you pretend you do. faggot softie norf poof

Are you just Josh sleepposting? Serious question

yeah the newer ones aren't as good shame really. it's helped me Scottish impersonation loads I'll tell you for free

crashing out now it's near 300, try to get some sleep tonight cunts and take your fucking meds ffs bad this

Are you just Josh sleepposting? Serious question

I live at waterside cl me

ok cool post a bill to prove it

JANNIES

HELP

soft norf poof

I never personally said this you mong

timid scrawny zoomer twink newfag in uni halls that literally cried over a Anon Babble pass claiming he'll smash josh's teeth in

ahahahahaha

post australian dollars and an outlet then you fat wanker. you won't will you

hops on his pedo proxy

won't post a bill to prove where he lives though

Lmao this really cut him deep, he fired up the paedo proxy to samefag

the uk governed by some homosexual group the fiefdom will be defeated by Scotland

Why must it always be about nonces? Nonce this nonce that, every thread. Why cant we just talk about pakis and niggers like brits are supposed to?

welfare woggy reappears cos dicks were mentioned

lmfao

fat cunt acts tough online posts his alleged address
can't post a bill with his name on it though. because he's a norf poof with tits hiding behind a keyboard and a paedo proxy. I'll meet him, if his real address is waterside cl why can't he prove it? weird isn't it?

He's a paki too I reckon

Brit/pol/ is just pure wank now kek

Kek done him

I won

you're a monghole lad

ikr
they're ruining my tourism

so intimidated by ducknonce he's desperately replying to himself through his welfare funded paedo proxy site

Lmfao

shut up you fat runcorn spastic
post your fucking address you nonce
big man online, lets see how tough you really are. you're not afraid, because you said so. you've posted your address, ok, let see a bill with your name, at that address, lets meet then big man lets see how tough you really are Joshua. You're not afraid , are you?

There is the back ofmmy rates notice earlier in the thread you loser schizophrenic. Disavow the Talmud and post a photo of your left nut with a monocled face drawn on it. Have a negroni. Have two. You won't because you're really Bruce Forsythe.

gonna go sleep and get away from some cunts multiple personality disorder. night

The last time Starmer tried to get rid of Arr Ange he called her in to tell her he was sacking her and she walked out of the room with two extra jobs and a promotion. Nobody knows what happened but Sir Keir was reportedly close to tears. If she's moving in for the kill now, he should just resign, resistance is futile.

The biggest saddest shitcunt award
Congrats you living puddle of human excretia

Australian Zigger

Fucking grim lad
Are you a wog or summat

what part of timestamp did you fail to understand joshua?

Post monocle nut
I want to see the testicle
Don't test me

crynonce blown the fuck out yet again

n-no that pic doesn't count!! neither did your first!!!

lmfaooooo

i claim i made an image board as worthless as my life is

No I just hate the poles and that's the only image I have.
No, I'm just here to drink my rubbing alcohol and let you see my dirty, filthy holes/outlets.

Australian powerpoints look like slanty faces so in school we would yell "shut up powerpoint" when Chinese kids spoke

ok
translate this into english instead of niggerwog speak and maybe i can respond
holy shit josh you mad lol
more paedo proxy hopping ?
gonna cry to the jannies again you fat faggot?
post a bill at your address, why not fatty?
you're not afraid of me are you?
why?
you said you aren't scared of me, or death (your own words) so you can post a bill, at your address then right? why not Joshua? why do you not want to meet me 1v1 joshua?

Ffs mate wipe your bathroom down
Otherwise good call on the isocol
It's refreshing af
On a humid day

no timestamp

fatty busted again lol
what a fat fucking loser

h here's an aussie outlet

what's a timestamp lad

testICKle you mentally ill twat

Mongs

POST
THE
FUCKING
BILL
FATTY

you're not afraid.
are you?
you said you aren't.
you posted your address
so why can't you post a bill Joshua?
You're not afraid of me, are you?
don't cry to the jannies again, answer me you fat twat

post a bill larper

bill gets posted

thats fake, waaaaaa!! post an outlet larper!

several outlets get posted

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! THOSE ARE FAKE!!

l m f a o
m
f
a
o

Post more through your paedophile proxy site lmao

bill gets posted

really?
where joshua?
show me.
aussie can't post a timestamp, but thats neither here nor there. where's your bill fatty?
no?
didn't think so.

yep it's me aynsley's not actual stalker, guess a few have heard the story

WHERES THE BILL JOSHUA ?
WHERE IS IT ?
YOU'RE NOT AFRAID
ARE YOU?

(bet he's furiously reporting my posts now lol)

wow, looks like crynonce just usurped welfare wogdan as the most pathetic poster in this general, yikes!

Okay, you've got me, I really am Big Man Joshua. I will be waiting at Hyde Park by the statue, I will be wearing the shirt with the picture of the queen. My home address is Units 1, 3, 28 Chancery Ln, London WC2A 1LB, United Kingdom.

when he gets BTFO he has the following responses

don't know what you're saying you're filtered laa

jannies. help. ban him.

fanfic about someone crying about a pass

lmfao

Josh.

Post address lad.

post a bill :)
c'mon do it. post a bill lad.
no? why not? you posted your alleged address already , why not post a bill, to make sure im meeting you before i smash your teeth in fatty. you're not afraid are you? you said you're not, post bill fatty :) ... alternatively samefag on VPNs more and cry to the jannies more

picrel

Funny cos josh got raped by his grandad

most pathetic poster in this general

Has always been you by a large margin

josh goes silent

ausnigger who doesn't know what a timestamp is forgets he was asked for a timestamp

kek

1pbtid pedo proxy flag appears

holy kek he's flustered big time lol

josh
fight me you faggot lol
you admitted you were pozznonce and dench on sharty, you forgot about it lol. you got spotted larping by me like 20 times this month and seethed about it. you made up fanfic about me, you think you know who i am too, you don't. but it's fucking hilarious watching you play columbo. anyway, you've said you're not afraid to fight me, but yet you won't provide a bill with your address on it. why is that? you've allegedly posted your address here several times. but you can't post a bill with your name at this address ... why is that Joshua? Isn't that kinda weird? that you can post your address but you can't post a recent bill with your name at the address you posted? you've said you're not afraid of lads, online, or even "death" (your own words) so why won't you prove where you live with a simple bill so i can come kick your teeth in? you're not afraid of me are you? why lad? i think you're a high pitched low-t norf softie, a little wimp and a cook.

Shut up you oaf

2018

abdul

london

ausflag

you're a fat jewish paedophile
no wonder you act tough online but refuse to fight people. fat jewish cunt