Femanon here

I think my husband is trying to hurt himself. I don’t know if I should call a doctor. I’m scared and worried about him lately. He’s been taking like 7 melatonin just to go to bed as well as Benadryl. And he’s been acting very weird. His showers are burning hot. His skin is all red. I saw a big mark on his forehead

boobs pls

What kind of psycho are you

Fat

???

Tell him that too much melatonin is bad for the kidneys. Also taking that much will disrupt his sleep at some point. Melatonin is produced naturally and if you take too much it will screw up your brain chemistry.

Thems the rules lady, show your tits or we can't help you

CAN YOU JUST LET THE MAN ON THE HOUSE GET HIGH ON OTC DROGAS, ONCE A WEEK, PAJEETASAN??

Quit talking negatively about males behind their backs, you whore. Looking for some other male to enslave and get to disparage your first slave bf who clearly is so sick of looking at you he's ready for the Great Adventure.
Before we beat your ass and leave you in the woods for the wolves.

I know but he’s going crazy. I tried hiding his melatonin and he slapped me

Take him to a psychologist

If he slapped you then he's no better than a pig in a poke!

Bet you won’t hide it again huh

Gross what’s wrong with you. You realize I’m pregnant

this is genuinely the weirdest fucking larp i've ever seen but i am absolutely captivated by it and congratulate you for keeping it up for so long

Kill all Canadians

This isn’t fake, this is my life, my husband is a pilot and I’m 1 month pregnant and we have a 1 year old. I’m pretty sure my husband announced it on pol a long time ago

Strange LARP but you've got some commitment to it and I'm always curious enough to lurk any time I see it

This is not a mental illness, it’s my real life. Don’t blame me. Blame my husband for introducing me to this place and forcing me to post (in the beginning)

Wait is this Pilot leaf's wife or pilot leaf's mistress?

Insomnia makes a man crazy, especially if he's a wagie and has a job he needs the energy for, I've lost 5 jobs over it.
I snapped and headbutted a wall until I blacked out.
Now I'm a neet anyway so I don't care if I'm sleepless for 2+ days until I sleep.

A bold new strategy pilot leaf, I kinda liked the old

akshually that's not me

tactic

SHOW IT TO ME YOU FUCKING WHORE

HEY BITCH LETS TAKE SOME BENADRYL AND BOINK

He has a important job he needs the energy for, if he doesn't get his sleep you will end up living on disability at best, hiding his melatonin gets you nowhere.

anon please control yourself, this tranny gets off on your dirty talk - it makes him feel like a real woman.

attention whore bait keeps making these same stupid larp threads

Ummmm, tranny? Excuse me but I’m a real woman with XX chromosomes. I’m literally in the French part of Canada and my husband made me take the SUBWAY AND BUS YESTERDAY AND I CANT EVEN SPEAK FRENCH

Stay classy, Canada.

Of course you are Pilot leaf, that's why you have to make these larp threads every day telling everyone how much of a woman you are

I saw a jeep with a Canadian flag over the spare tire the other day.. I made raking motions to the driver as I passed him yelling "the day of the rake is coming!"

Your husband WANTS you to show us ur bewbs

Plot twist, it's 100% real and some couple is airing their dirty laundry on Anon Babble instead of doing couples therapy.

from what i've seen of your past posts, your husband is vaxxed (being an airline pilot). he's probably honking benadryl because its one of the base medications that can be used to cook meth. The speed in it is keeping him awake, while the painkillers in it are keeping him from having a heart attack. he takes the melatonin because it's pretty freaking hard to sleep when you're cranked up on speed. he's going to be reliant on drugs for the rest of his life just to fight the vaxx side effects and not die. he should talk to his doctor about getting legal speed, adderal, and an actual sleeping medication for when he needs to sleep but he's on borrowed time already and only staying alive because of these drugs.

I literally posted about what my husband made me go through yesterday in this French part of this country

Just sit on his face and have a big fat queef.
And stop making these faggot threads.

I want to slap you and I've only read three of your posts I can only imagine how that guy feels

Both of you need to seek council from a couple therapist . Bro might be schizophrenic then there's not much you can do unless he's willing which is incredibly rare. Make sure you have your document at hand in case of situations.

Probably a poo trannie, the worst of all worlds

Oh I know, I'm giving him shit about it in our DMs.
Femanon you need to figure something out to get him under control. Dress a little more slutty or something. Yeah I know you're married you shouldn't have to but you need to turn his head when you walk in the room.

I raped your husband and and gave him AIDS so now you also have AIDS niggierkike I will find you

Real talk. I was watching some video about manufacturing and this guy went on a tangent about melatonin and caffeine and it really hit me.

He basically said he was taking the melatonin because he felt groggy in the morning so the melatonin were to ensure a good sleep. The caffeine was to wake him up.
But here's the thing. The melatonin is what's making you groggy in the morning. It's like a mild hangover. I used to take zzzquil because I had so little discipline that instead of making a bedtime for myself I'd decide to take zzzquil an hour before I thought I should probably go to bed and I'd still fight it.
So I was paying to sleep.
I quit outright and my sleep has never been better.
Also did you know you can just tell yourself when you want to wake up? If you have to be up at 6 or 8:30, or something you just decide to wake up before then and you will.
I haven't needed an alarm clock in 5 years. I still set it just in case but I always wake up like 15 minutes before it goes off.

Are the red skinned husbands in the room with us now?

I’m 1 month pregnant and we have a 1 year old. Stop talking about sex. This isn’t about sex

did you know you can just tell yourself when you want to wake up?

Only white men can do this, anon

If you have to be up at 6 or 8:30, or something you just decide to wake up before then and you will.

This has never worked for me even when I'm off caffeine for months. If I don't force myself to wake up the same time every day, my sleep schedule naturally rotates borderline nocturnal (waking up at like 3-4pm, sleeping at dawn).

It sucks but it is what it is.

I'm not saying sex, I'm saying you need to grab his attention. I would suggest cooking him something he likes all the time but you clearly can't do that.

You should be in jail for even talking about your sick fantasies

Tell him to try cetirizinhydroklorid
Goes by Zyrtec here in Norway, it's an over the counter allergy medicine, always makes me too drowsy to function even on 12hrs of sleep.

I tried cooking lasagna, he didn’t like the pesto.
I tried making chicken, he complained it was over cooked (he wants reed which is dangerous I explained)
I made him French toast he only wanted the yolk of the egg with half milk and half cream with lots of golden brown sugar and vanilla with salt and brioche bread. I explained to him, the whole eggs is fine.
I’m the Italian woman here, I’ve been cooking since I was 4. My nonna thought me everything

Talk about it with your family & relatives

No no no. No more drugs!!Loser!!

Your baby will get AIDS

YOURE A LOSER

does he know you murdered him?

I have,after the infidelity episode and my dad threateed to hurt him and my sister tried to get us divorce because she thinks he’s evil, everything was going so well until 2 days ago after he made me come here started taking Benadryl and melatonin

Show tits

100% this. I'm literally following the story at this point. I know it's one person playing multiple characters but the fact he writes all this lmao

Get a life loser incel

Stay up with him and talk with him sweetly until late until the night, try to find what is aling him. Maybe he is stressed, or vitamin D depleted. I find magnesium helps when i'm not feeling to good.

Just talk to him femanon, it'll be okay

You’re right but we have a hard time communicating especially with our baby, but I will try tonight once he finishes his meal

can’t sleep because of medical issues

dumb wife hides your sleeping pills like a retarded cunt literally forcing him to be sleep deprived even more than he already is while at the same time committing high treason and breach of trust

See this is why people are single women are the worst

Entitled, developmentally retarded beings, walking around with a missing chromosome

Ah sweet, a "femanon here" thread

These are good advice

Show dick and bussy now!

No no no. No more drugs!!

Man what a crazy bitch he married

She hides sleeping pills do a sleep deprived guy, she yells no more drugs when someone recommends an anti ALLERGY thing with no side effect

Good morning from khazakstan I hate women

On the ass?

He’s only 22, he doesn’t need to medication. Are you crazy? That other anon said it destroy his brains chemicals and he’s right and I’m no bitch

My face you idiot

Fine no help for you whore.

That's what I concluded too from the fact he made her post here

He's a real piece of work. After the lasagna incident I thought you were going to talk to him about acting like this? Your sister-in-law is concerned as well

Whats the difference?

How come you always post both characters at the same time but not as both in one thread?

Listen here baby girl, everything is going to be just fine. You need to remind yourself that you ARE worthy. You're beautiful and smart. Don't ever let him or anyone else convince you otherwise. Just relax and breathe. Make some tea. Everything will be okay baby.

It’s a roller costaster. Some days are amazing then other crazy. It’s like there’s no medium
Thank you but why are you speaking like that

No one puts pesto in lasagna.

He’s only 22, he doesn’t need to medication.

This is what the vote has done. Now women think they’re entitled to having opinions. They’re not even sapient, they’re consistently wrong about everything they say, there doesn’t exist a SINGLE major female inventor or thinker or general in all of recorded human history but they think their own thoughts can be correct. Wild.

Here she is saying all medecine is bad, it just is, unconditionally, with 0 evidence, 0 understanding of the subject, and it’s a stance that makes sense to her. Just wild. She has the understanding of the world of a 2 year old toddler. "If pill then bad!"

too much of anything will 'damage the kidneys', but for melatonin specifically this is a drug that's produced in the body naturally and requires incredibly excessive doses to even begin to have ill effects - in fact there's no recorded deaths from melatonin overdose by itself with no contributing factors. So basically you are a retard who needs to stfu.

At least your husband still has his balls intact

Yes you put in the top layer, a bit of red pesto (not green pesto) I think I should know. My nonna had been teaching me since I was 4

Tits or gtfo.

Incel

It was a Melatonin ™ shill all along

not on the bingo card

he only wanted the yolk of the egg

I explained to him, the whole eggs is fine.

This woman is so incredibly stupid she can’t even understand the idea of "personal taste"
He said he didn’t like the egg white..... and she replies by saying that eating the egg white is a socially acceptable norm.

"I hate how egg white taste"

>nuh uh! eating the egg white is tradition! It’s impossible for you to dislike the taste because back where I come from people ate it.

????

It’s like reading the descriptions of uncontacted African tribes by anthropologists.

I do it like my nonna thought me to do. Not your French way which is weird. He called it pain perdu