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Where the fuck is LIVE PD?

GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE

Hurr Durr it's not actually live

THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.

Why is this on Anon Babble?

LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.

What Channel?

REELZ - STREAMS BELOW IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO WOULD PAY FOR CABLE

ty baker. rizzo confirmed pitcher.

TYB and good evening anons

Hi everybody!

Looks like mostly second string cops on the roster tonight judging by OPs pic.

second string cops

you really gonna slander falcon?

Toombs and Fleming are usually interesting

I miss those skanks from Toledo.

A criminal just flew over my house

hello anons

i'm convinced the loss of toledo killed /opl/

This better be good.

hope so

just prior to air

It won't be.

doggo just wants to run around

we're on patrol.. just prior to air

Please have a bite

how is it this light in south carolina "just prior to air"?

What did I miss?

Anon, the question was about South Carolina, not North Carolina.

and the sun stays up later when you go south

image stabilization is a zoomer meme

That eastern time zone is different by state, I forget. Thanks anon

Doggo got cheated.

You're welcome. Also, don't forget about the aurora borealis.

This isnt live the sun isnt out in South Carolina anymore. Dan is being a shifty fucking jew.

i'm here to see them get taken down, not stood up. every fucking time the cameras are late to the action.

Shoot, I forgot the sun sets north to south. I’m really off my game today

it's airing live

this is the worst start to an episode of all time.

Evening, all.
You have to be trolling

GIMME THAT VCL MEDIA PLAYER LINK, NIGGER

Starting the long weekend drinking early?

Then why is it dark in South Florida right now?

This cop is confusing drug smell with nigger smell

I've always heard that South Florida is the North and North Florida is the South.

demographics

its another babysitting retarded adults we consider equal human beings call

At some point, how often do you want it all to end?

the drunk 73 year old is goin to jail?

Yes, Broward County is the sixth borough of New York City.

I guess I spoke out of turn the first time, who's dick do you gotta suck to get the link to the stream around here.

This is a hotter zyndea

She dropped everything she was trying to put in her back pocket

i wanna hang out

Tweeker dyke talking over 9000 mph
Other tweeker dyke has one glove so her hand does not get burned smoking meth

Is this why trailer trash are always having kids? The women are standing around in bras and low-rise pants with their hair already tied up? Thats like 6 kinks turning on any guy.

bcovlive-a.akamaihd.net/rc21a8bc6455344c699a06e9220fe2748/us-west-2/5245389775001/playlist.m3u8

We'll nuke finland last, thank you.

that's more like it bcovlive-a.akamaihd.net/rc21a8bc6455344c699a06e9220fe2748/us-west-2/5245389775001/playlist.m3u8

Trying to watch Hockey and OPL at the same time while working
Fuck!

No blowjob since I had to tell you twice, woman.

We're not nuking anyone. Trump wants commerce not war.

Ya, a politically concerned, highly educated woman is the antithesis of fertility

BIG POOP BOTTOM

LMAO

I'm going to nuke your asshole since you wanna be all cute and shit with that slim waist and fat set of cheeks.

All those hot bitches and Dan cuts to a segment.

"Allllright nothing to see here let's go back to our big beefy Lieutenant and his well-hung partner."

should have thrown one of those mini stop-sticks under a tire as he walked up

Jordan sticker

Cleared hot

Why does the Ford Mustang have such a negative reputation when its an American icon for decades?

I was just thinking that. If you know he's going to flee, toss sticks while he's stopped

stop a car that has history of fleeing

not throwing spikes under the car as they approach

Weak

even the poor rednecks interact with the police with decorum

Cut to a previously recorded

What a piece of shit nigger.

RIP H3

Kek, he already has the orange pants to give out in prison

Hopefully it's a good night because I was watching cheers before tuning in

what phenotype is this

Already wearing his prison uniform. Good nigger.

me and my brother have the same exact name!

I actually believe that.

“Me and my brother have the same exact name”

All niggers have the same name. It's "nigger."

i can't tell if the meth in lee county is good or bad

Curtis just doesn't care anymore.

Gets asked about blacks having the same name

Brings up George Foreman

Why do they even bother with Curtis?

Foreman had 12 children — five sons and seven daughters. His five sons are George Jr.; George III ("Monk"); George IV ("Big Wheel"); George V ("Red"); and George VI ("Little Joey").

Who's the sexy female cop?

His brother probably has warrants too.

lol this thing should be condemned

I cant wait for GTA 6. The Florida map is going to be yuge biggly.

I legit thought that this woman's hair stylist fucked up her hairline.

Is this bitch BALD?

It's humid in Florida, she's on frizz

Niggers running because of fucking insurance
Retards

Officer Timberlands of here.

Burglary in progress at a storage unit!

inb5 its someone locked in after gate closed.

Late again. Did I miss much? Did Addy or Bryce show butthole?

I love lengthy driving sequences.

What the f***

Did Addy or Bryce show butthole?

Only to me.

Oh hell naw!

Unfortunately it was just the pussy

HomeServe apparently buys up medium or regional hvac companies and drives them into the ground.

cut the lock instead of raking it

Lock btfo probably by a cordless grinder with a cutoff wheel

Hmph. Gay.

to.thetvapp.net/channel?id=70

Sargent, can you describe what might qualify as "suspicious" in a hoarder's landfill?

foxbody 5.0s are legit underrated. I think maybe just because they were common.

I think it's more the drivers that have the negative reputation

You called it.

OFFICERS HE'S RIGHT HERE GET HIM IT'S THE SUSPECT

Dog is finding all the evidence

it's an angle grinder, dan

blinker fluid

The blinker fluid joke went so far over her head

you gotta fill em with fluid

This fucking dork keeps saying blinker fluid and she's genuinely trying to just make shit work without being a dumbass.

Not really fair using that line on a nigress.

This cop fucks black bitches
Every time he has a stop with one he turns on the charm.

Chitwood ain't gonna like that.

I hate the spics that drive dirt bikes and 4 wheelers on public roads so much its unreal.

I could probably convince a negress to give me her life savings were I given enough time.

They say its easy to make fun of retards, but it's not true. You really gotta explain it to em

Where is everyone?

you pulled me over on purpose

wut ah do
wut ah do

That cop had me going for a second, I thought they made the blinker fluid meme real with newer cars, by adding some sort of liquid around the bulb for longevity or some shit.

>you pulled me over on purpose

Correct

she smells a nigger

what I do?

what I do?

what I do?

what I do?

He has little girl hair

i think they're all watching hockey and basketball, prolly has nothing to do with the declining quality of the show

He has warrants and is about to give a fake name

Yeah, feels like a slow chatter night here.

Hes got tits too.

Negroid Queen back at it again.

And some kind of tumor or object in his shirt

IT DUN MATTER IF MY BIKE HAS NO LEGAL RIGHT TO BE ON THE ROAD U DID THAT ON PURPOSE N SHEEIT.

why’d you set me up for failure like that?

Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!

He's a tranny named Tashawnquadiika but he's so mad his real voice is coming out.

Everyone knows cops are only allowed to accidentally pull you over

I was wondering about that. I couldn’t tell if that was just the shirt bunching up against the car or if there were actual boobs there.

Imagine if that titty guy didn't act mad niggerish immediately he'd prob just get a citation and be told to walk home

These footprints.. size fourteen Nikes... and that smell... shea butter? I must be close.

Shirts dont bunch that much. There were tits underneath.

After total Anon Babble death a lot moved to Cytu be and some other streams.
It'll come back

Wait so even his dirt bike is stolen

just cant catch a break. getting set up for failure at every opportunity.

Why does it feel like the first Triple Play is always the best?

We both know the name he gave will be fake too
If Dan the jew shows it

He has a ball cap under there. Probably tethered with some kind of thing. I've seen some nigs do this on bikes so their hats don't fly away

Nigga it ain hee fault n shiet das jus da pohleece sayin dat it be stolen n shiet yerrme?

how many hats did he lose

I think its the Folger's theorem:

the best first thing of the day is a cup of Folgers

Or something like that, its been a while since my theoretical statistics class at MIT.

make it seem like it's a female when it's not

what are they talkin about

I remember seeing that written on the board outside one of the lecture halls when I was working there as a janitor.

Serenity Smith

The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup

Where does she conceal the firearm
Also didn't she marry some white guy despite being mad niggerish

Hearing the Louisiana negress say "shit" on live television will never not make me laugh. When I was a kid, Bart Simpson saying "damn" was way over the line.

Is this normal TV though or paid channel
This is akin to 1990s HBO where they would show titty movies like Showgirls uncensored

Serenity is such a useless idiot that just yacks while on foot with apparently every felon in the county by their nickname.

Im tired of this debate lets settle it once and for all. The Shining book or movie?

She's basically their translator like in Iraq where they would walk around with some raghead in uniform to relay commands to the locals

Movie. Books are for nerds.

Reading is for faggets

Movie is pretty based.
Never read the book but I did read Misery and the movie was watered down, IT was also watered down.

That thing would roll over so hard if they pit

fucking blacks

I want to see what happens if they pit that car

Has the most redneck lift kit
Why isn't he escaping off road

"Shit man maybe i should stop at the liquor store while I'm here."

This GTARP ass chase

redneck mud bogger truck

drives around a shopping mall plot and not the swamp

the absolute state of meth heads

Cant sports cars outrun the cops Ford Explorers?

hah fuck they shoulda done that from the get go

It's a nigger!!
YAY!!!

Unironically, the movie. I’m not a huge King fan admittedly but even his fans will say he’s too fucking long winded.

he must have stolen the truck

is she married?

To Dan. She clubs him nightly with her baton.

Movie.

I swear some anon here posted her husband or bf and he was white
Pretty sure married

You too anon could move to Monroe LA and get the gigantic nails and ass cop of your dreams

Her instagram doesn't show any men

Is it a bit weird to see a kid that young out and about at 10:30pm? Or was my mom a crazy lady putting me to be by 9pm no exceptions?

Damn, did anyone catch that hot cop?

Don't think so
She shills her black head removal nigger skincare side hustle and her dime piece teen daughter

Bryce doesn’t feature me in her instagram either.

it was right there the whole time

Did you get a goodnight handjob and a nice handful of her luscious ass like I did or was that normal for you too?

is that a boat anchor?

You're featured in the restraining order

She's made for the seas, matey

Her description here: youtube.com/c/SerenitySmith

Wife, mom, friend

she's married to some white guy, an anon posted it b4

We haven't seen Tolman in a long time, did she change department?

interesting

Her instagram says otherwise
Divorced maybe?

It's Heather Smith in Ohio for me. She seems to show up more in the winter with her rosy cheeks.

minecraft backpack

Cut him a break.

Is that a bald spot on this nigger?

did his hair get ripped out

Minecraft backpack

Cut him and break him

Fuck people with tinted tail lights. Get fucked nigger.

officer Reddit knows all the oral sex terms

Disgusting

any definiteive early life n the maher brothers?

Obese blob of fat

Listen to this slampig slur and wear a miniskirt as if she has the right to.

Officer preddittor is the worst
Even worse than that nig cop who hates whites at least he doesn't guzzle s()y

your wife lezzes out with a friend

Richie Marr responds

From bad to worse

my hands are not buckled!

Single boys shoot your shot

They raised in a bowl of donut batter

If officer reddit wearing eye liner/mascara?
I hope this chick resists and kicks him in the balls

He went to a Cure concert earlier this week.

"I'll be the slave instead"

confirmed poofter
they have 1 good song from the 80s and not nearly enough to attend a full concert without dancing with arms above shoulders

So other niggers hate Serenity and harass her on social media nonstop
She keeps posting just to piss them off
I like her

"Single" to black chicks means they are separated as of a few days ago and Tyrone is still calling her from jail everyday looking for a place to stay when they release him soon.
RIP her white husband/bf whoever that guy was the anon shitposted here many pics

What's with the 80's aerobics outfit?

Who hates her and why? Are the people she arrests and their families flaming her or something

All you have do is commit a felony in Monroe and she will frisk your pants anon then you can ask her out.

shoot your shot

I hate this phrase. Almost as much as "put yourself out there"

If it's the picture I think it is that wasn't her husband but another cop with the same last name
You remember weeks ago she went off on two niggers for running from the cops, having the baby in the back, when they nearly drove into the river?
Yeah people gave her shit for that and she told them off.

Now we have cop Talcum X
Note his accent now talking to the camera VS when he meets a dark skinned arrested man and starts jiving and shucking

Just be yourself bro
Closed mouth don't get fed
You only miss the shots you don't take

Ha this show is so undeniably bad even tho i watched for 2 years i forgot its on 'til now. how's it tonight, anons?

Her giga armpit is frightening but I would squeeze the titty they are nice.
Anyway nah there was like family pics posted of her and her son with white daddy iirc.

I appreciate the spirit of these comments but I just got tired of hearing them.

Does Bryce or some of the other op females post vids on the insta?

i gotta interrupt you, we gotta go back to driving

bad. again. Dan Abrams is still a faggot.

what is the deal with fleming? I know he is foreign, etc, but why the articial depth and accent and the try-hard attitude? Is he just cosplaying?

ty

Oh shit a Motel
Watch out for samurai

LivePD mentioned, drink

nigger

cop

ballistic shield

wearing jordans

That's LIEUTENANT nigger to you.

big crackhead tiddies

She's got some fat tiddy for a coke whore.

That's Officer Timberlands

He was born and raised in Germany. Düsseldorf I think. He shared this with an African guy he pulled over and his accent became much stronger as he was gleefully talking about the places he should see in Germany.

Cut her a break.

Bill Murray is a faggot.

send her to sudan

I'M RICK JAMES BITCH

She said it's not her car tho
She's going to county lockup and motorboating some young hooker with her giant crackhead titties

I have no clue who that is

strelkov?

I think this woman grew up in a trailer park watching WWE and smoking meth. Why would she know who bill murray or rick james is?

Is he trying to say she's a super freak?7

back to drying fish with you

tfw Rick James' last public statement was "I'm Rick James bitch"

That is the worst Toyota Camry ive ever seen in life.

I remember going to the chive years ago becsuse they’d post buxom women on Mondays. Wonder if they still do that.

…it’s a Corolla

Aunt Bunny vibes

I don't watch hollywood shit

Quick! Fill the dead air with idle speculation of the obvious!

i did 30+ years ago

Surprised they still have crack in the USA
Here they only sell "UP" which is Chinese synth-crack a totally insane factory made drug.

It's Dan Aykroyd

Makes sense.

oh how you know hes from hollywood
gotcha

Almost everything the west makes is from hollywood

My nigger boss scheduled me for Friday in the cotton fields so I missed the ep. Anything good

You boil cocaine and turn it into crack. The US is full of cocaine. Anyone can make crack if they have cocaine. But yeah i think crack is becoming extinct.

slaves to kikes

Crack is a retarded drug. $10 a hit basically and you feel high for 15 minutes.

Meth is way better and dirt cheap. Even the niggers are wising up and switching to meth.

i missed some myself but not really, pretty boring even for opl standards

Bruh we have tons of cocaine here too.
However 'crack', is no longer crack.
I only know this from talking to the various so-called harm reduction overdose sites here in my city.
Chink crack is this crazy Alien Nation tier drug being sold here right now cheaper than crack, which was traditionally the cheapest drug you could ever smoke.
This new shit causes you to hyperventilate and go apeshit nigger crazy and costs only $3 on the street. $3 CAD is like $1 USD

This dumb fucking iPhone game has probably spent 100 million on celeb endorsements. It’s pathetic how many people are addicted to this shit.

checked & RIP to the fallen cop, but respect to the killer for his skills

Anything good

Kek, no. Dan keeps leaving early from potiental incidents. Dude loves showing segments.

crack

cheapest drug you could smoke

Lol

all celebs ever are shilling for mobile stuff the last few months its odd. always casinos or build your own city trash

Long story but I ended up due to legal reasons at low income housing for a computer h4xoring crime.
Most of my neighbors were meth heads.
A giant tittied redhead who was a hooker (that I would never touch to avoid hep a thru z) told me that the best way to get off crack was to have some guy's gf sprinkle meth in his coffee. Then he never wanted to do it.

Crack is a drug which makes you want to spend all your money in 24hrs but somehow meth is not like that but I've never done either.

Dan we know the reason you’re being careful is so you can protect your golems. These Jewish tricks aren’t going to work.

Meth is way better

but it isn't

Yeah, this nigga light on his loafers

It is.

This quarter black cop who wishes he was 100% black cop is growing on me

That's because the mobile games are making boatloads of money so they can pay the celebs a lot of money to shill for them

every time i've seen someone meth they think its a great time to start taking stuff apart and never putting it back together

Meh, I don’t do meth anymore but I usually jacked off to porn for 48 hours instead.

The cop relaxed
You notice that one white cop with he ballcap always has his hand on his gun

new bread

to easy lol

we innocent

lmao

Even the niggers are wising up and switching to meth.

Will they be productive now?

here it is
cocaine is now $200/g here
chink made synth crack is $3

WE WUZ INNOCENT N SHEIT

Why do they have prison whites and not california tier convict outfits
Also was that smug hitler meme above the toilet

The ones still in prison gear are still roaming the streets.

lol
lmao

Anon, how exactly do you know how much that shit sells for?

It looked a bit like it.

GODDAMN IT LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW THE REAL STREAM IS ON oysterstreams_space (replace _ with .)

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