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Vermont farmers

Lol, work harder to make my maple syrup sweaty

got some milk marked down to $2.09 a gallon last week, never seen that before the illegals were kicked out

Seems like the supply of wages should be increased to match the demand for workers, or they can just go bankrupt

Or he's just full of shit because we use machines to milk cows and have for decades now.

we haven't evolved past the stool and pail method, don't be silly

The farmers in question still believe in Trump btw

You mean I gotta do the work myself?

OH NO WHY DID I BUY ALL THESE COWS?

Not. My. Problem.

all the spics are gone

Where?

Vermont maple syrup is of inferior flavour, viscosity, colour, aroma, conductivity, and mouth feel.

Fake and gay. Cows are milked by machine unless it's a small family farm

Canadian Maple syrup is the platinum standard of Maple Syrups, specifically Lake Winnipeg Extra Dry #73.6

I've bought syrup from Canada (don't know where in Canada), Vermont, and Michigan, and didn't notice much difference. I would say the Michigan syrup tasted the best (but I lived there at the time and it was made very near by and was very fresh, so possibly not a fair comparison)

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We're not allowed to sell the good stuff to Americans, and we wouldn't anyway. The stuff you buy in the states is 68.5%-81% US Adjunct Stock. It's severely diluted.

I mean, I live really close to the Canadian border. You better not be bullshitting me.

Lake Winnipeg Extra Dry #73.6

This what I should buy?

This what I should buy?

Yep, if you can get your hands on it. It's the grade we use in the national syrup reserve.

buy a machine retard

i keep telling you all that farmers are pieces of shit faggots
they shouldnt have expanded as much as they have, but the farmjews get greedy and hire illegals and pay them nothing
farmers can fuck off

What's this got to do with the price of eggs?

When will Trump grant native bongs asylum? I'd happily milk some cows.

be me

neet with jack shit to do

if somebody asked me to help them milk cows I would instantly do it

nobody is asking

guess I'll keep doing jack shit

If they did NOT hire illegals then they would not have any problem.
STOP hiring illegals!

we voted to ban the slave workers, and now the slave labor is gone?

Americans. Enjoy paying $50 for your eaglepint of milk.

if somebody asked me to help them milk cows I would instantly do it

You would it for two minutes, then you would get bored or distracted by one of your Chinese child porn gaems.

they lost their slaves.

you did this!

Cows are milked using machines. One human can milk a dozen cows in just a few minutes.

Apologize and I might come back

Syrup snob. Got some shit you want to talk about my NY maples?

Dairy farming is very exploitative and they basically just separate the mother from its calfs at birth so the farmers can suck a fat one, idc.

we're milking the cows alone!!

Thats usually hows its done now. The cows can freely walk into the robot whenever they want at all times of the day and the robots have a big snack bowl with grain to entice the cows in. Then while they stand there eating the robot swings in under them, laser targets their udder and milks them.

A guy walks by a couple times a day to make sure nothings gone wrong. If something major goes wrong, sensors send off alarms to their work phone letting them know.

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we voted to end slave labor

now we don't have slaves

lol

work harder

If they work harder, the syrup becomes more expensive. FAFO.

Maybe pay actual Americans a living wage or go out of business and watch as fully legal business replace your corrupt and shady criminal ass.

why don't american farmers import low wage workers from non-latam developing world countries like china, india or southeast asia?
i bet these asian immigrants work harder

Nobody in NY or Vermont dairy farms are hiring illegals. They hire kids and pay them a farm wage. Which is less than the federal minimum wage

agricultural employees who are the employer’s immediate family, employees primarily engaged in the range production of livestock, and certain hand harvest laborers are exempt from the minimum wage requirements.

Do it yourselves??
That's what your ancestors did

There ya go. White stock and a Protestant work ethic will get you to the front of the line.....

I worked on a dairy farm the year after high school. Then I joined the army because it was easier.

we

alone

that's not how that works

Leave it up to white men to climax from anal stimulation

So hire people to do it?