The Babylon Cuck
The Babylon Cuck
There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither slave nor free, there is no male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus.
How could heaven be a paradise if different races are allowed there? That's contradictory.
They're the ones actually following Christianity, retard.
If you don't like your Jewish religion anymore, just give it up already like the rest of us did.
heaven is a lower state of being for those who are not already one with the almighty
Christcucks think they'll spend eternity with a biohazard horde of niggers.
White God looking at amerimud with disapproval
Based
Now I'm no fancy AI meme maker, but couldn't one make a similar image, but in the vein of a kike in hell asking for the "non-goyim section of heaven"?
Wonder how you disgusting subhuman jews reading this would feel about that?
Maybe people will finally realize that The Babylon Bee has never been funny.
supposedly niggers all become white in heaven
Perhaps they saw what happened to the left when they allowed their fringe elements to dictate policy.
he's literally me fr
Aren't you supposed to get a whole new body in heaven? Why would a cripple or someone born retarded remain that way in heaven?
we don't have an afterlife because god is the soul of jews
Sure rabbi
there is no male and female
KILL YOURSELF you tranny freak
they're the same thing!
The owner getting constantly called a canaanite subversive on twitter is hilarious at least.
There's only White people in heaven anyway
HAHAHA
PWN3D
the babylon bee is owned by a jew named seth dillon
And it's jewish.
That's a perfectly reasonable request
Nah, Tel Aviv dictates the policy
Non-white all go to hell.
Well they're forced to get along. It's impossible to sin or even have evil thoughts in heaven
Speak for yourself if you support Anall which was a big pedophile
anon...
That only mean you lost your sense of self in heaven
I don't want to go to heaven and be around niggers
53% of convicted murderers. Unsolved murder rate gets up to ~50% in states like Illinois, so the real rate of black murders could be closer to 100% than 50%
i didnt write the bible
whites only part of heaven
So just heaven then.
The Babylon Cuck
you know it's jews there, right?
How could it possibly be heaven if there's browns or jews there?
You arent an individual in heaven
You merge back into God.
Then how is that "Heaven"?
KYS tranny
So you're saying Positive Christians aren't real Christians? That's very judgemental and unchristian of you!
What is Jewish heaven like
Do they? Things look a lot different than they did 7-8 years ago.
That’s the problem with the Bible. The code hasn’t been updated or maintained for hundreds of years. It’s pajeets copypasting and spamming it everywhere
The Babylon Bee folks will be looking for the race mixing cuckold section.
There is no need for a whites only section of heaven
Christcucks try to dismiss these things because "we WUZ racist n homophobic until da Jews/20th c"
Big deal so was everyone else.
If you make a shitty boat and it lasts a few years then sinks, you don't defend the boat's construction on the basis of when it worked. It's job was to NOT SINK and it failed.
Time for whites to embrace Islam as their last hope for survival.
Deep down you've all known this for years. You're just cowards and copers.
There probably is one since you can shapeshift your appearance in heaven according to NDEs so everyone can be white. Imagine an NBA all stars meetup in the white nationalist roleplay server.
Evangelicals (including the Babylon Bee crew) will read this line and go "So Jews are God's chosen and our job is to support Israel, got it"
Common misconception is that it's a paradise for everyone.
It's a paradise for Jews. Jesus' 'free gift of salvation' is just freely accepted applications to sell your soul into eternal servitude of the chosen.
He didn't come to abolish the law, but to fulfill it remember? The part where goyim are cattle for chosen is still law and they need cattle in heaven too.
they didnt finish the headline
st. peter tells the man that all of heaven is whites-only
No Asian hotties in heaven
Time to start worshipping satan i guess
Well, that's probably the dumbest thing I'll read all day.
the Babylon Bee crew
evangelicals
Shut up commie.
That makes no sense. Why would God create humans with their full free will only to take us back as the ultimate reward?
The fact that one of the skanks Elon mailed his cum to was Ashley "sex laptop" Sinclair, a jewish cam whore who wrote for the Babylon Bee will never stop being funny.
Other than trying to make a jewish son-wife who'd be humorless enough to find his jokes funny, there's no explanation for it.
Worse: they're Catholics!
quoting (((Saul of Tarsus)))
quoting 1 verse out of context (raping the Word of the Lord)
wew
I wonder if anyone has already AI-regenerated the Bible
You don't understand it either
Aww, is the christkike mad for them exposing the truth about you niggers-first cult?
American Christians are fking insane.