Sup Anon Babble what are your answers?
Sup Anon Babble what are your answers?
i... i sharted in walmart on july 6th 2004
this one time
at band camp
I went on Anon Babble and said op was gay a little
I hid a Fed’s badge and he couldn’t get to zog on time.
I said "nigger", this one time.
shh.
keep that there, on the down low.
It was the sweltering summer of 92'....
I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die
I shot JFK
You're anonymous guys you can tell the truth for the lulz
About 2068 years years ago on March 15th, I jaywalked.
I'm not a nigger.
Jamal? I'll never forget that sweltering July night
fuck your mom on your birthday
no location? worst data mine ever
Today, 8:45 P.M. MST, I lost The Game.
Honeypot thread but reporting in anyway:
I pirated internet access from a top 3 Canadian telecomm company for approximately 2 years back when DSL was the norm. Most DSL modems back then simply firewalled you from internet access if your access was revoked by your ISP. You could get around it by forcing open all ports and changing your default DNS to an open, free to use one (I used Google's OpenDNS). It only worked on one device at a time tho, so I'd have to share my laptop's internet access with my Xbox 360. Still, it was free internet
It would be a crime not to
I killed 6 million Jews well maybe it was 0 one or the other but it happened.
I stole the lindbergh baby.
I'm not copping to jack shit except the shoplifting. Most White criminals don't get caught by the law; they get themselves caught when they get too greedy or trip over their own egos.
Your mom,
beastiality is illegal in my country, you can ask her to bark the date and day
On 28 June 1914 I shot the Arch Duke Ferdinand. I am very sorry.
I shot a fat orange cat president in 1881.
I fucked your mother in the ass
Go back to
I came inside a russian man on the corner of 24th and main st in the city of new york on sept 11 2001 at 9:00am and then jerked off watching the planes hit the towers then nutted when tower 1 fell, then I went home and had sex with a sandwich.
Anon Babble is a Anon Babble colony, newfag
My greatest crime is ever involving myself in human relationships. It's an ongoing crime and I'm still at large
I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
I took TKD lessons as a kid.
HH brother.
I sold a boat and a motor. I didn't pay the taxes. it's the same as stealing
When I go grocery shopping, when using the self-checkout, I hold my weighed items on their built-in scale instead of letting them rest on the scale, so that they weigh less. I will load up on their steam tables of prepared foods and just let one corner of the takeout containers rest on the scale and pay a fraction of the price. The cameras don't catch anything because I am actually weighing the stuff and paying.
I POOPED WITHOUT WIPING ONCE I'M SORRY
illegal insider trading September 10th 2001
nothing too crazy. stole from walmart, pirated many terabytes of kino, have never paid for a microsoft product, cheat on my college physics homework
OP, my story is very sad. Pops sexually abused me as a child and as I grew older he got me hooked on coke and sent me out to get bribes for the family. For many years I solicited funds all over the world and become a drug and sex fiend fucking everything I could find. I like to fuck nigger trannies in the ass and became a right wing Nazi because Pops fucks dogs and the Biden women. Please help me because I am weak and my coke addiction is out of control and I hate the New York times and believe I am really a women since my doctor says I should transition and cut my massive dick off. Sad really and here I am. H. Dark Maga Oh by the way pops CIA contact said the killing in Washington was a false flag done to sway public opinion before the Israeli attack on Iran Sunday.
be me
past life
committed genocide
I once told another man he was looking handsome, but I forgot to say "no homo" at the end.
Disgusting. I bet you drink mouthwash too don't you
I pissed in your cornflakes this morning.
A few months ago I told a Canadian to kill himself.
Turns out, in Canada, that's considered practicing medicine without a license.
your moms mom. nursing home. this afternoon
Year 2133AD (I am a time traveller) I kill the Jewish Rothchild family and steal the nuke codes and nuke the hell out of Israel, New York, LA, London and every major city on earth. I destroy the Jewish globohomo and in the vacuum of power Aryans emerge on top and by year 2200 we are colonizing the solar system
That's a fun story
I once did an antisemitism
leik dis if u cri evryteim :(
Nothing really. We have a saying in my family to the effect that no one of my bloodline ever got away with so much as writing a bad check. A lot of other things my parents told me went in one ear and out the other, but I took that one to heart.
I ripped the tags off my mattress, with a smile.
Was that after he nutted in you
sodomized your father in a federal penitentiary, and the day I got out, went to your mothers place and slept on the couch
this is the equivalent of "post your credit card number to see how long you will be living"
In 2004 a kid in my class lured me into the wilderness in runescape and killed me for my rune armor. At school the next day I smashed his face into the desk and broke both his front teeth.
he was too scared to report me
told everyone it was because he was rude to a girl I liked
I was gonna say this
Posting here, "hate speech" can carry decades in prison in this shit hole.
I had sex in the missionary position for the sple purpose of reproduction the 30 minutes before my wedding day. Hopefully God will forgive me and my wife
It happened before time existed tho
Apparently blocking the battery on my phone during a worker dispute for half pay to stand by for emergency response.
I carried a duck across state lines 3 days ago at noon.
Your mom every 2n+1 days
Arson/Murder. In Minecraft. 500 years ago.
Murdered your moms pussy
I shot a man in Reno
I removed the DO NOT REMOVE tag from a mattress on September 27th, 1998. I think the statute of limitations has run out on this, so I can finally speak up.
About 2068 years years ago on March 15th, I jaywalked.
THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO I WAS IN THE FUTURE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET ...
I did something terrible ten minutes further back than the statute of limitations on that something terrible.
It was over 25 years ago so I don't remember date and time but when I was a small kid, another kid showed me how to shoplift candy bars. The goods we stole were probably around 50 cents worth of money at present day's currency rates
I had diarrhea in my pants in 4th grade.
I was at Whole Foods and I took the organic basil but typed the code in for the non organic basil
I stole a set of SS hubcaps off a 1965 Chevy Impala SS in 1982.
As long as you picked the duck up the proper way, you committed no crime
I said the K word in Florida. Ron DeSantis almost sent me to the gas chamber.
Reminds me of when I stole internet access using a "Cantenna" (pringles can antenna for the old school 801.11a/b), and aiming across the river when I lived in Hoboken using a rifle scope. I could aim at many apartments and a major datacenter, and security was dogshit back then.
I told the truth.
Nice logic probe.
I raped and killed a girl behind an Arby's in 1997.
I shit my pants yesterday while on a city bus and smushed it around against the seat while rubbing my penise because that felt really good also I ate some of the shit and shot the cum on an unsuspecting woman (im indian btw if that matters)
On a Christmas Day, where I knew the police would not be out, I drove an expensive rental car a sustained 150 mph/240 kph for hours. The car was ruined. The local agency had forced the pricey sports car on me despite a lot full of the econo cars I had reserved. "The American Trick." The global parent company did not pursue me.
I was homicidally reckless and nearly died, so did other drivers barely survive. Uncaught by the police, fortunately. Bwahahahah....
One time I cut off Mike Chitwood's face and wore it over my own and then I made his wife kiss me.
American sports car, made to go fast
drive it fast
it breaks
Techno wizards are so cool
Your mom, 04-20-69
and security was dogshit back then.
Lived in the same area as John Podesta's brother. The brother forgot to turn off pin-code pairing for his Cisco router. Used a cantenna and Kali to brute force it.
Read his emails every weekend over coffee for over a year. John and his bro talked about all kinds of things.
Good times.
I snuck into multiple anons homes using my maxxed out Sneak skill and purchased multiple copies of Fallout 76 with their own money
I raped and killed a girl behind an Arby's in 1997.
Shouldn't have killed her. Did you ever consider that someone else might want a turn?
Selfish of you.
EVERYBODY START BURDENMAXXING IMMEDIATELY ANYTIME ANYWHERE
Start stealing and become a burden on society. First thing you should do is quit your worthless wagie job. Don't bother applying for benefits, welfare or any other government assistance unless you really can't help yourself. I personally prefer to also GHOSTMAXX, no properties in my name, no hand outs, no benefits, no taxes, just living in the shadows of society and outside of the system as much as I can, but I digress. Simply take everything you need from big corporations, resell it and enjoy life. Hit their jew warehouses and megastores and become an honest reseller. Make sure to post about it and encourage more people to become burdens like you. Once enough people do this, their system collapses. Also always remember how over half the population got vaxxed and sided with the government? make them pay and enjoy it too. This is how you get back at the jews, the governments, the corporations, the normie cattle and everybody else who wronged you.
youtube.com
There is nothing more that jews and their wagie cattle fear than you anon taking a big fat shit on their jewified society, never forget that.
Thank you for your service
...Killed those 3 wall street guys...
i smoked crystal with hunter and telepathically communicated with NSA while laughing about dumb shit
crikey, theres been so many its hard to choose.
Nice try Fed
YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH
forgot to say no homo
queer
How do you do, fellow non-glowing freedom fighters
I wiped my cock on your pillow when I fucked your wife in 2016.
Back then everyone still used WEP, which could be cracked with like 15 minutes of yeeting malformed packets at it with aircrack-ng.
Nowadays everyone uses WPA2.... but they are retarded and half the time their password is in rockyou.txt. So now its 30 seconds of sniffing to get an auth packet, and 2 minutes of running hashcat.
The late 2000s and early 2010s were good times for skids like me.
you can STEAL internet ?
in 2018 or 2017 or so, my university was "renovating" a lab. They had a demo crew go in and just pile everything into the center of the room.
A few friends and I went there and started picking through the pile. Found some absolutely amazing 90s machines. A security guard yelled at us, but a random grad student working in the next lab over we had given some pizza to vouched for us, so he left us alone.
Right now. I'm typing very antisemitic things online.
pic related was the heap
I want to believe
I fucked OP's mother while she had small tits.
I pirated a movie in the mid 2000s. I've regretted it ever since.
1998, I stole a piece of candy from the loose sweets section at the local convenience store, lived in fear ever since.
This is the most illegal thing I've done sober which morally speaking is the only thing that counts.
I may or may not have done this, and then used that -86dba terrible connection to pirate movies through (since my friend got sued for torrenting far cry movie lmao).
Build an absolutely terrible seedbox in the attic out of a pentium 3 laptop. The only place i could get any sort of connection with my cantenna.
700 meg yify rips never felt so good at about 2 mbit download speed.
I covered the handles on a door to a mosque with bacon
I denied the holocaust, every day since 1990, and I'll do it again.
Nice trips, nigger.
I'm up past my bedtime. I have a big soccer match tomorrow and I am not supposed to be on the phone.
I did Jan 6.
11 AM Jan 6 2021
i won't say what I did, but while I was under indictment for something a state spent over a million on dna testing, fingerprint analysis, telecom subpoenas, and special investigators trying to send me up the river for life for an alleged crime completely separate to what i was already under indictment for
Lol, desperate glownigger poster makes desperate glownigger post, good job Anon
being an Irish man I understand ethics I am not fooled by the welsh and their magic tricks
my friends and i glued our teachers apple to inside of her desk drawer at school
What: I posted to Anon Babble using a proxy.
When: right now.
Anon Babble authorities know about this problem, but can't stop it. I've chatted for hours in threads on Anon Babble and elsewhere and haven't been banned or had my posts deleted.
The reason is that normies have installed apps on their phones that secretly run botnets on them. Services, like the proxy I'm using, buy access to these services to make posts. If one gets banned, there's a 10,000,000 other IPs to try.
Was 17, no one in my shit middle of nowhere town was hiring so foolishly broke into a gas station with a friend when it was closed, did get away. Head to toe in black clothing, mask, gloves everything, was in and out in two minutes and grabbed everything I could after throwing a brick through the window and had a successful get away drive, planned it out for a couple months, waited for it to be raining cats and dogs so police response time was slower.
Not worth it, feel bad about it but the owner was a dick so I also don't feel bad (was mean to customers and just generally had a bad attitude)
Guy I did it with died a year later. It's been over 10 years, so unlikely i'll ever hear anything about it
I was in Dallas, Texas on November 22, 1963...
heh, say kid, would you like to commit a federal crime?
No thanks officer
Last night I ate the last bit of cheese in the fridge...
A fed gave me rimjob, she was hot as fuck but she was into that stuff soooo
What did you score in this heist?
I once didn't return a shopping cart to the return section, I just... left it with the wheels on the curb next to the grass island thing.