Brianrot is evolving into a language

be me

scrolling TikTok to study the enemy

kid says “skibidi gyatt sigma rizz maxxing”

another replies “ong bro is fanum coded”

realize I understood none of it

felt like reading demonic runes

zoomers literally speak in glyphs now

try to respond with logic

”nah unc got no riz and he projecting”

dig deeper

realize this isn’t slang

it’s a full-blown linguistic insurgency

syntax is eroding, grammar is melting

words mean five things depending on facial expression and camera angle

this is how civilizations collapse

Boomers think it’s just TikTok

but this is fourth-gen memetic warfare

language itself is being dismantled and rebuilt in real-time

by 14-year-olds in Minecraft servers

”rizzler skibidi’d too hard, had to hit the fanum tax or it’s GGs ong fr”

if you see the blue grinch, you know what’s tomorrow? knee surgery… for some reason

We’re not just watching the birth of a dialect — we’re watching English die from the inside out

Is this what Latin felt when the peasants started mumbling French?

In 20 years, “normal” English speakers will be treated like Latin priests — respected, but utterly irrelevant

Honestly, kinda based
but also terrifying. Like watching a cute puppy slowly become a Lovecraftian horror.

I’m not saying it’s a language yet…but

This might actually stick.

Right now it’s a full blown sociolect. God help us if thing achieves grammar.

What happens when the kids who speak brainrot start running companies?

Is HR gonna send memos that say “CEO caught lacking. Fanum tax incoming”?

Boomers are seriously freaking out. They think they’re being disrespected. They don’t realize kids now have a tribal language, with its own syntax, lexicon, cultural references, evolving in real time. In a way it strips them of a lot of power.

We are witnessing a linguistic transmutation and nobody can stop it. So Gen X, Millenials — where do we stand?

skibidi skibidi hawktuah rizzy sigma balls goon

boomers do not deserve respect

Anon grows old and loses touch with the younger gens

Should've listened to ol' Grandpa Simpson

I’m not saying it’s a language yet…but

Gizz a negsample then?

At some point you need to not placated degeneracy and accept that the older generation does have some wisdom they earned through painful experience and respect it.

Problem being no one older than 45 is less retarded than any one younger.

>it’s a full-blown linguistic insurgency

Anon discovered words are simpply cudgels to those midwit and below. As the society further progresses toward Brave New World style Epsilon golems, language in hieroglyph or idea cudgel is the direction linguistics will return. This began with the implementation of emojis and the younger generation's realization much of simplistic emoting can still be transmitted in this low information yield resonance. It makes me truly sad. As a zoomer, I saw it first hand as I began to not understand what my acquaintances were saying the more removed from social media I became.

I advise you read this, OP. Helped me some.

Good. Accelerate.

Speaking like a nigger is not "losing touch". It's just zoomers aping the lowest races.

>kid says “skibidi gyatt sigma rizz maxxing”

1. all those words you listed, no one uses them anymore
2. you are old
3. go be an old malding millennial somewhere else
4. you are old
5. old

brianrot

You're pathetic. You think your immune to the effects of time? That you just WON'T deal with it?

It's fucking insane how we're regressing back to using literal hieroglyphics (emojis) and caveman speak (bussin, ongod, frfr, etc) to communicate with each other now.

YW for that, but people don't want to read screencaps from this shithole, anymore.

You realise those kids will turn 16 and cringe at how they used to speak at 12?

Did you just completely forgot about 133tsp33k and haxx0r faggot words

Idk my BFF jill

so you finally understand

You'll be old too one day, rajesh. Time flies, especially since they ramped up the experiments at CERN.

nobody wants to wear your saturnian university jew hat, free mason lover. The kiddies gonna skibidi a rizz gyat instead.

Welcome to the future. It's gay and retarded.

It's literally just "winrar, over 9000 internets roflmfao" 20 years later and you are the boomer. The entire point is to make you feel uncomfortable and excluded.
Like my kids here in fucking isolated Russia watched skibidi toilet series and know what a sigma is.
It's all fine unc, a couple words will become widely accepted slang terms, and the rest will die off as alphas enter the grind.

This is nonsense, African languages are the most complex on earth and Mandarin is extremely simplified but they're high IQ.
The problem is the nigger SLANG going global as a reflection of the pop culture Jews force upon us which inevitably infects with its values as well.

Glad i still have my pic related.

youtube.com/watch?v=xsvEK-Pq9tM&t=64s

Noooooooo
Nooooooooooo
La Polizia
Nooooooo
Porco Dio
Figlio di putan

Dag, yo.
Cool beans, that shiznit da bomb.
Can we haz more epic wootness, m'lady?
Monkey cheese.... NOT!
I pwned ur mom
That's what she said
WAZAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Sorry, I'm sooo randum XD

he memoryholed the american literacy rates

Rare high quality contribution.

What bothers me is the increasing use of acronyms. Not just in online conversations but in normie news articles as well. I'm honestly getting to the point where I need a fucking glossary to be able to read them. I don't get why anglos think doing this is fun or witty. The point of language is to be able to convey meaning to other people with clarity, not speaking in code like you're some secret agent on an undercover mission in enemy territory.

less keep it a hunnid, all dis gen z slang dey be flingin round? nah dass jus aave on swole dipped in a tiktok glaze. dey steady slangin “slay,” “periodt,” “no bap,” “ate dat,” “its givin”, like dey whipped dat ish up out dey own kitchen. bffr. dass our casserole, fªm. straight out da culture crockpot. we been hollerin dem words on da block cookouts, in dominican barbershops, grannys porch sippin kool-aid, up in da salon gettin laid edges way fore lil becky started hashtaggin it on her “aesthetic” fyp. but when we did it? “oop dass too hood!” now yall wanna call it “viral”? gtfooh. yall copped da flavor packet, shook it on yall dry aah unseasoned vocabulary n tried to chef it up like yall ownin da recipe. but it don slap right less u know da pain n joy baked in da batter. dis language? its mo than verbs, its battle cries, grandmas prayers, ancestral side-eyes. aave got marrow in dem bones. so if u gon borrow da lingo? bet. but put some respek on da soil it grew from. don jus snatch da seasoning, acknowledge da chefs. cuz u cant jus dig in da pot n claim u cooked da greens. we been stirrin dis stew since yall ancestors wuz side-eyein us from da big house. stay in yo lane n cut da check, dis dialect seasoned wit struggle, not feta cheese. PERIODT.

That last part

Wow, you're retarded

1. all those words you listed, no one uses them anymore

List us some new slang, then.

ngl i think alot of this is blown out of proportion, kids now might say "yo wsg my nigga, u tryna go to the function tonite? whats the move?" 100 years ago theyd say "howdy partner, there gon be a shindig tonight you comin " nobody actually talks like "skibidi sigma rizzler gyatt fantum tax caseoh"

less kip am a hunnid, ol dis gen z slang dey bi flingin raun? nah dass jus aave pan swole dip in wan tiktok glaz. dey stedi slangin “slay,” “periodt,” “no bap,” “ate dat,” “its givin”, laik dey wip dat ish op out dey own kichin. bffr. dass wi kasrɔl, senpai. stret aut da kolcha krokpot. wi bin hollerin dem wod pan da blok kukaut, in dominikan barbershop, grani porch sippin kool-aid, op in da salon gettin layt edj we fore lil becky stat hashtaggin am pan in “aesthetic” fyp. bɔt we wi du am? “oop dass tu hud!” naw yall wan kol am “viral”? gtfooh. yall kop da flawa paket, shek am pan yall dray aah unseasoned vokabulari n trai foh chef am op lek yall ownin da resipi. bot it don slap rait les u no da pen n joy bak in da batter. dis langwej? in mo pas verb, in fɛt kray, grani prea, ansesta sayd-ay. aave got marrow in dem bon. so if u gon borrow da lingo? bet. bɔt put sɔm respek pan da grɔn we i gro frɔm. don jus snatch da sizin, aknɔwled da chɛf dɛn. cuz u kant jus dig in da pot n klem yu kuk da greens. wi bin stirrin dis stew sins yall ansesta wuz sayd-eyein wi frɔm da big os. stay in yo lane n kot da chɛk, dis dayalɛkt sizin wit strɛch, nɔto feta chiz. PERIODT.
-Mi, Ngwegwe, di translet dis fo bihaf fo di wais vilaj elda dem

alot of gen z slang words r a good thing i belive, take the word gooner for instance. never before has there been a word to describe both the act of jacking off and someone who frequently jacks off. (aside from wanker bt thats british so no one uses it)

its NOT good.
Its the niggerfication of society.
It by default gives respect and admiration to NIGGERS.
Its cancer.

I hate this website can someone hack it again ?

boomers have been saying this for literally thousands of years

so has said every angry old person since the beginning of time.

oh fuck off.
society has never been as shit as it is now. its part of nigger worship and needs to go.

see

Are you retarded, dumb paki?

This is nothing new and it's just funny slang

Have you seen the older generation?

Here's another thing. All those "muh rizz" words are from niggers. That's right, it's literally just ebonics.

So you hope, alas these sorts of things are rarely functional and die on their own like most real life Lovecraftian horrors.

A bunch of innards wrighling off on their own adventure might be horrifying to us, but it's also hilariously pointless from a functional view.

They are protected inside a body for good reason, they are just disgusting and ineffective on their own, like religion.

Nothing I said is wrong. Languages get more complex if the speakers are isolated like Africans and more simplified when not isolated like Europeans. Basic historical linguistics. The UNGA BUNGA African language is a stereotype meme, language has nothing to do with intelligence.

Your parents thoughr exactly the same when the heard you talking about video games with your friends

Honestly, kinda based

unironically kill yourself

dunno what you mean you "got my opinion from some self-proclaimed youtube-linguistic" fuck
"kid says" in a tiktok is the same engagement bait as everything blue checked on twitter, it's done ironically, nothing to see here.
first reply "I swear, this brother is taking the piss"
response to your reply
"The old guy has no charisma and is projecting that onto us"
it's syntactically equivalent to the broken piece of shit you niggers call a language ("English")

every man wants to write a book

Books didn't even existed back then

Bullshit disinformation psyop

Dang ol' cycles man.

the beaver is a bit wrong in the first post. Just a bit.
Having words for a concept HELPS IMMENSELY to condense complex thoughts into sentences, once could argue it's like a ladder. Truly wise people don't need fancy words at all to explain complicated stuff. The problem is midwits absolutely do.
We live in a society where giving names to concepts as shortcuts for discussion is breaking down due to the concensus of "common knowledge" being torn apart by individualism.
Beaver later explains basically this when he talks about crimestop, just that it's also thinkstop in the academics. If I have to explain everything in baby terms all the time we'll make no fucking progress in an 8 hour workday. It gets to a point where decyphering a thought takes longer than understanding it.

Regardless younger people are completely retarded por addicted and homos you like it or not.

I think being out of touch with them is not that bad.

Thank you for this well through out summary OP. I too have been thinking about this in passing, but since I no longer have any friends, I have no one to talk to about it. This real time evolution is genuinely entertaining for me because it seems to be the natural avenue for American English given what this country has become / is becoming. There's no real point in fighting it. As you said, we are being aged out, but our English will still be respected formally albeit mocked otherwise. Its no bother though. Everything is gay and retarded.

Was it any different during your childhood? Kids are known to just repeat things they hear and throw words together

words mean five things depending on facial expression and camera angle

Some languages work like that

Its just white ebonics. Ebonics is already a language of its own.

How about Nigger? Example "You are a fucking Nigger go back to apefrica you filthy dark skinned monkey"

is a timeless classic word.

millennial here

“skibidi gyatt sigma rizz maxxing”

means improving your charisma to the max in accordance with gen z / alpha rules. it can be said in a sarcastic way in this case.
if it was in response to your op pic they might be referring to the skibidi guy's butt, as "gyatt" (shortening of gyatt dam, or god damn) means good looking ass.

bro is fanum coded

fanum is a content creator known for the "fanum tax" (taking a bite of someone's else's food) and is generally considered cool. coded means that "he's giving" (has vibes that remind of x).

”nah unc got no riz and he projecting”

unc is used for old men, including millennials. got no riz means he has no charisma and projecting should be obvious.

Is because Niggers are literally animals

The results in cubic centimeters or equivalents were: East Asians = 1351, 1415, 1335, 1356 (mean = 1364); Whites = 1356, 1362, 1341, 1329 (mean = 1347); and Blacks = 1223, 1268, 1284, and 1294 (mean = 1267). The review found the overall mean for Asians to be 17 cm3 more than that for Europeans and 97 cm3 more than that for Africans.

Zoomers speak in Pidgin Niggerglish because they are getting bombarded with negro porno, they are full of xenoestrogens and their brain is literally polluted with microplastics.

sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S016028960200137X

real. "porn addict" or "chronic masturbator" doesn't roll off the tongue that well. we had edging, but there was no word for edger.

African languages are the most complex on earth and Mandarin is extremely simplified

May I see how you managed to reach this extraordinary and incredible conclusion?

this
OP is gay, old and confused

Leet speak was way to code exexisting language. It used words and grammar of the regular English.

he means clay tablet you stupid nigger. dudes back then where hoarding them instead of getting a job because writing became trendy even normie plebs were doing it

skibidi gyatt sigma rizz maxxing

Skibidi literally comes from the meme skibidi toilet

Gyatt sounds like another negro made up word

Sigma is a psyop to trick loser incels into thinking they are not alphas but neither betas because they are something different with attitude.

Rizz is a negro made up word

Maxxing is a made up word from Looksmaxx and incel forums.

Zoomies shouldn't be looked down for these things they are obvious victims of Niggerdoms and it was our fault because we failed to protect them and they are desperate trying to adapt.

he didn't meant books he said back then people didn't have a job because they were writing in clay tablets.

You are imbecile and this is another obvious bullshit fake history like "Christian dark ages" graph and many other made up stupid shit

fanum coded

fanum tax

No-one says that anymore Grandpa.

this in unprecedented you retarded fuck. Things are objectively worse now than they used to be. I could tell when I was 10 and I could tell when I was 20 and I can tell now

I refuse to believe anyone ever did.

Simpsons was MADE BY JEWS

enters kali yuga

notices

neat

Ima sine yo pitty on da runny kine

submitting to kikes

nice wisdom unc, you can keep that shit fr

It's one thing to create new words and slang, every generation has done that - but that is expansion of language.
This generations language is reductive and gets rid of essential components like grammar. Obviously a large part of this is the increasing influence of retarded niggers, who have always struggled with formulating proper sentences in English.
The kids do it because it seems fun/is pushed by kike media, but eventually they'll spend all their time communicating in this low-IQ version of the language. At some point they'll lose the ability to use grammar and fundamental vocabulary.