Never trust a rooster

What are the political implications of jews pushing all their sins onto chickens?

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Never forget to use your kosher switch

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i just kill them. fucking hate roosters.

You hate toilets

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They look foolish and fool no-one but themselves resulting in eternal luls in the afterlife.

whats that got to do with anything?

that some type of furry

never trust a rooster

What does that even mean? What is this Jew slop getting at?

is that fred?

just fucking kick it

Qubrus good place Lebanon Tyre used to be connected to that place during the bronze age before agamemnon

yeah wtf
now i have even more questions

kosher switch

qrd on this fucking shit...? I mean, we all know you're trying to trick God, but how? Could some jidf nigger or shabbos goy explain? The mental gymnastics serve to reinforce my superiority complex.

I have so many questions. Was the rooster a velociraptor?

that rooster better looked like foghorn leghorn

lurk more

Someone post the webm of the chink woman wrestling the chicken

What does that even mean? What is this Jew slop getting at?

Jews swing and kill chickens in a ritual which passes their sins onto the chicken, in the Jew mind, it is a way to trick god like the Eruv(wire trick)

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The worst way of die is objectively asphyxiation over a long period of time. Asphyxiation is literally the only known fear to trigger if you don't have a functioning amygdala.

Jews can’t use light switches on the sabbath. The kosher switch somehow tricks their god (Satan) into thinking they aren’t using the switches

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The Torah says lighting fires on Shabbat is a big no no. About five layers of talmudic bullshit says that completing an electric circuit (eg flipping a switch) is the same thing. Another five layers of talmudic bullshit says that if you flip a switch but it may or may not at some random later time happen to complete the circuit to turn a light on then now it’s fine because you weren’t the one who did it
That’s the level of insanity these “people” operate on on a daily basis. I don’t know why anybody thinks it’s compatible with civilization

I remember watching some documentary and they have these kosher certified rip off rabbis who come up with all this shit and sell it to them. Even they arent immune to their own jewish tricks. They have a phone that you dont press a number but it cycles through all the others and skip the one you do to dial the number or some shit it was wild how fucking stupid it all was. Like to the point only a retarded child would buy any of it and they gobble it up.

I watched it but I cant remember shit but I think its a self contained light sensor and an led controlling a relay
so in kosher mode you are blocking the light to the sensor that turns the light off without pissing off satan

pic related of attacker, Rooster Mchummed. Sociolosts believe that economic factors suffered by second and third generation immigrants are behind the massive uptick in native rooster violence

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Jews try to snuff the rooster - he ain't gonna die

I know a guy who has a Sumatran that he leaves out and that bastard is so mean lol. You have to basically constantly fight it off you and his wife is scared to go in the yard.

Its appealing for alot of people to get these jungle fowl type birds because they are more capable of surviving free range but what people dont realize is they agressive. I mean not dangerous but they will just annoy the shit out of you.

Retarded layabouts misclassify "labor" and jump through hoops to pretend they aren't doing "labor" on the sabbath.

kek

Shit happened because these idiots put razor blades on the spikes of the roosters and expect miracles when they release an animal they torture and keep angry while fsustained on a strict diet of high concentrated pure colombian cocaine.

Based roosters

kill it with a shovel

you don't turn on the light, you turn on a randomizer that will eventually turn on the light, but it's not your fault if something that you turned on turned on a light

these fucking cunts jump up and aim their claws at your carotid arteries

At least all the nonwhite trash in New York City is having the jews sins transferred to them instead of Whites living around there.

Kosher oven

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It's a kikie world out there. It's jew or be jewed

Electricity is kosher because i'm pretty sure god didn't apply electricity when making those laws for people living of the desert, in huts, with only fire.

The thing that confuses me most about this is why it has a “normal” and sabbath mode. If the point is to trick God, and the switch functions as a light switch that both tricks God and operates the light, what do you gain by turning the “fool God” function off? Its a light switch either way, why would you give it a non-kosher option if your market is exclusively people who want a kosher light switch? I thought Jews were good at business?

ive had a few roosters, the red ones are aggressive but white ones are ok, idk the breed names
red one attacked me when I was taking to the to their feeder
white one never attacked me

Kosher mode introduces delays, randomness, and other garbage some rabbi said means you’ve successfully tricked God into thinking you did not in fact turn the light on, but that’s unacceptable for normal life so you need the switch built in to make it easy to toggle the modes

If a rooster attacks, turn it into soup. It's not a fucking dog. But even a dog would get put down for attacking people. Rehoming a violent animal isn't a solution.

City slicker does not understant that it will make rooster even more riled up

Cool it with the antisemitism

What you do is grab the little fucker by the neck and twirl it around like a flail. Then it can't attack anyone anymore.

kick it harder

Cope jeet

You should see the video on j00s teaching each other how they make coffee on the sabbath...
God totally got hoodwinked guys!
youtube.com/shorts/-AHhsdBUGpk

Retard doesn't understand that roosters are only useful to create more hens. If a rooster is violent, I feel nothing for it when I push it's head through the cone and take pleasure in slowly sawing off his head with a dull knife.

you'll cope with my shit on your shoes sar

What are the political implications of jews pushing all their sins onto chickens?

They will find on Judgment Day that it was insufficient for payment of their dent.

I engage in pointless cruelty

Thank you for this very jewish post

Roosters are fast, you have no idea what you're getting into. Roosters miraculously know how to locate an artery on humanoid waterbags.

Irish

Violent past

Was it drunk aswell?

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I've had several Bielefelder roosters, one Australorp rooster, and one Hamburg rooster. Most the the Bielefelders were quite docile, the bigger the more docile it seemed. The Hamburg is still around and he's quite chill, friendly little guy. The Australorp was quite the nigger.

Bielefelder roosters

Don't lie, there is no such thing as "Bielefelder roosters"

Huh? That's what we call this breed here in the States. They're sex-differentiable at hatching, the little guys have yellow spots atop their heads and the girls have a chipmunk eye band pattern. They're good birds.
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Holy fuck, the Juicero makes complete sense now.

All it does is squeeze a juice packet.

You can set it on a timer or program it to run after closing

It costs 400 fucking dallors

All of this just to jew god.

i had a brahma rooster and he was completely cucked, despite being huge. my silkie, however, he is a menace.

That's baffling, the core intention remains "turn on a light" no matter how many separative steps they place between the initiating action and the desired consequence.

millennia of inbreeding to foster schizophrenia and paranoia will do that.

juicero

Kek. I forgot about that thing. It was the most over-engineered product ever

Ohhhhh hahaha. I see. Thanks Deutsch anon, I learned something new.

Kosher is actually powered on all the time. You don't expect a jew to pay for extra electric all week do you?

Velociraptors were the size of turkeys so yes basically

but turkeys were the size of a mini cooper

Dinosaurs aren’t real

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2/2
SNEED

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How could anyone ever trust Jews with anything when this is how they live?

OMG you promised you wouldn't use my child in a blood ritual

Well you see *paragraphs of bullshit later* technically I didn't actually use your child in a blood ritual

THEY’VE COME TO SNUFF THE ROOOSTER!

you're retarded, ive never been attacked by a chicken and im a bird farmer who used to own peacocks

evolving before our eyes

You, too, parse information through a consensus filter, you simply take the contrarian stance depending on what the consensus is. You never ask "is this true", instead you state "this is false". This means you are likewise a woman or a low T male who should not be permitted anywhere near positions with influence over civilisation.

Kindly explain the coriolis force, explain the fact that evolution is demonstrable through human efforts in domestication and agriculture over thousands of years. You cannot because you don't think. Your worldview is based upon ignorance and obstinacy, likely schizophrenic paranoia that some force is maliciously pulling the wool over your eyes, and not rational thought, the process of observation and testing. You're as much an animal as the people who take these phenomena on faith alone.

That or you're a dumb fucking eglin shill, that would be the simplest explanation.

t evolution is demonstrable through human efforts in domestication and agriculture over thousands of years

get back to me when they breed and dog into a cat or something

reddit spacing

Shalom, rabbi

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You don't know what reddit spacing is.

coriolis force

Real eyes
Realize
Real lies

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You don’t know what “space” is

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During the Sabbath oven is unavailable

Why is the main objective of any Indian to get the fuck out of India? What are you doing in Canada?

im white and english my dear chap. im english as roast beef and yorkshire pudding din dins.

it's about centrifugal/centripetal forces at limiting lenghts you pedophilic jewish fuck

It's just more anti French identity propaganda

giving clickbait the time of day

The Jews fear the big Irish cock

Shalom

the nature of jewish law is the obsession with the letter and not intent. like rather than take the ten commandments as a description of a virtuous person who is a positive force in the world jews see it as a series of red lines to be obeyed, so you're allowed to be as big a scumbag as you can provided you don't break the rules. then jesus came along and told them no, you actually have to be a good person instead of a legalistic nitpicker and they tortured him to death as a thank you. then paul doubled down and said if you're not motivated by love and charity you're really not getting into a heaven and god isn't impressed by your funny hat or jewels or kosher oven

Add it to the list

If a gate blocks the path of a beam of light on a random timer, then you're not operating a switch. The randomness of the timer means it wasn't you who directly caused the light to turn on by blocking or unblocking light from the sensor which closes or opens the circuit.
It's the stupidest Jewish nonsense you can imagine. As stupid as the "eruv" wire.

kekw

A God that falls for parlor tricks is no God at all. They worship nothing.

I've spoken with Jews before. They always blame others for their own actions.

its their fault!

They can leave at any time (just ignore me pressuring them and manipulating them to stay

It's YOUR fault I grabbed your kid off the playground

Jews are not compatible with western society. They literally aren't human. They are Neanderthal.

I like that one lol. She spins it around like a wrestling move.

Karma lol

the world jews see it as a series of red lines to be obeyed, so you're allowed to be as big a scumbag as you can provided you don't break the rules

Sam Hyde is a great example. His crew is drug dealers who groom zoomers with isolation, abuse, and drugs, for sex.

Oops I deleted the tapes that means it didn't happen.

Ill send this to GeoWizard

bodied by a spic

Disgusting fucking animal. Even my pets have designated shitting areas that they know to use. Why don’t you? Die you fucking mutant.

Thats what you get for being a dumb nigger. Animal fighting is for niggers

Why are they like this?

Holy shit. That is some severe delusion.

Even my pets have designated shitting areas

This.