HOLY SHIT. Putin tried to assassinate Keir Starmer. WW3 incoming!

So, Putin sent 3 men to burn down Starmers house, luckily he wasn't home. This is big boys.

Let's fucking go and remind the vatniks what the British Bulldog's bite feels like. We beat them at Balaclava and we can beat them in Ukraine.

how far russia has fallen
once upon a time they used exotic poisons and sophisticated hidden delivery systems to assassinate people
now they just outsource it to some drunk hooligans

Keir starmer just flew over my house

I hope they include the part about Starmer being able to fight them all off by having anal sex with them. Sometimes individually. Sometimes collectively. Just imagine how brave he must be to take on three Russian assassins at the same time, wearing nothing but some GHB spiked baby oil and a smile.

Its incredible how Putin's expert killers were all defeated by one anemic sodomite. They must have just given up when they saw the massive amounts of money he would pay them. Or something.

THAT EVIL PUTLER
ARRRGGGGGHHHH

Fuck yeah, its time for the world to remember the power of European men. We will take Russia

I have never been more disappointed in the Russians, for shame.

on the next episode of MacGyver

They won't do shit.

Suka blyat pizdes

Based Russian bear putting the cokehead UK poodle out of her junkie misery. Don't miss next time retards, those faggots meddled in my elections.

UK thinks their meme "leader" for the moment is important enough to target

Sad tbqh.

wow putin must hate starmer. therefore if you dont like starmer you must like putin

4 years into their gay war in Ukraine Russian VPN shills still use the same reaction images on barely related threads

Lmao

Uh huh....

It was literally a bunch of male prostitutes, this is hilarious that because he didn't pay his tab from bumming they are now sweeping it under the rug as RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA. Majority of our politicians are drugged up homos or Karen's, they get into it during there Uni and it continues from there.

Suurrrreee.

Nice phonenigger screencap with your volume, nigger.

Holy shit how dogshit are MI5 at running propaganda?
> Russia has ran out of covert operatives that they need to hire Ukrainian rent boys to do firebombings
WW3 starts over Kier giving a rent boy HIV and he firebombs Kiers house in revenge. Nuclear war, Europe is wiped out, over a rent boy.

ukrainians and romanians do it

Blame Putin for it.

Russia claims that that Starmer doesn't pay his bumboys. I know which one I believe

Adam Lanza fid it man.

FUCKIN BASED!

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT! THAT DASTARDLY PUTLER!!!!!!

says the nafotroon spamming this board with anti-russian threads 24/7 for no reason whatsoever

I knew it was Russia from the start and the rent boy narrative will have also came from Russian intelligence. They have been conducting arson attacks all over Europe.

he wasnt at the property. he doesnt live there. it wasnt an assassination atempt

Isn't that arson thing about gay bottoms that Starmer fucked on the down low?

kek, is the claim for real?

wakes up

seethes about NAFO troons

wakes up

puts on memeflag

spams Anon Babble for a living

will never be a woman

what the British Bulldog's bite feels like.

It'll feel like a gummer from your toothless grandma bruv

be a crusty bong poofter

order hohol male whore

hohol whore resents you for not sending enough money to oinkraine

tries to get back at you

hmm how can we blame this on putler?

lmao

pic

I had no idea I wanted this

totally not related to starmer saying hes gonna boot all the faggot immigrants out who cant speak english

No it was a sailboat and norweigian divers that burned his house

Not Putin's work

If they were they'd use RPG launchers not petrol and lighters, and they definately wouldn't do it when he's not around.

Good, I hope they blame Russia and invoke article 5.

It’s time to see whose side Trump is really on. This is a chance for him to prove he is America first and tell nato to fuck off, or expose himself as a globalist.

seeing a casus belli being fabricated in real time

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