HAPPENING

100% VAX'd AUSTRALIA BANS MACHETES

abc.net.au/news/2025-05-26/northland-shopping-centre-machete-brawl-melbourne/105334876

vaccines causes shitskinism? Dear Jesus...

Must suck to suck, but if you can't build a zipgun from memory you're subhuman and deserve your fate.

IDK if there's a term for this but if not I propose "lowest common denominator politics": when you design laws based on the most violent/stupid person in your society and ignoring the rest.

Will we reach a point where sticks and rocks become banned?

They are safe now. Criminals will just give up. They are unable to kill now or make a sword at home.

Will we reach a point where sticks and rocks become banned?

LOL we're not going to up and ban assault sticks and assault rocks. There will be common sense licensing procedures where a person can get a concealed assault rock permit from their local police department. Yes, 99.99999% of people will get rejected, but the possibility is still there, so technically not a ban!

Niggertics

But machetes have an important purpose.
Cue towns burning down.

BAN ASSAULT KNIVES

I'VE BEEN SAING FOR YEARS
NO ONE NEEDS ASSAULT KNIVES

What about assault spoons?

D’ya reckon the coppa’s gonna let ya walk ‘round wif that choppa, ya drongo?

Jews always want to take off the tip

They're Britainizing Australia now. Let this be a lesson to any nation in which their citizens give up their right to bear arms.

Thank me later

Sounds pretty stupid

these knives

get the NIGGERS off the STREETS

They are trying to ban it in Victoria. There will be ways around it.

clearly another false flag. port king arthur.

they killed the last guy who tried to spread this

OP=Chinese Wumao troll

五毛滾開

how are the Australians going to chop through the dense jungle ?

Blur out his face

Wouldn't want to offend the murderer

those are fine for bananas

I think "reactionary politics" is probably closer to the truth. Politicians have no idea what they're doing so they just react to the latest headlines with new laws.

Mine. Legal to carry here too.

WTB Cronulla Riots V2. These shit skins, niggers and gooks need their heads stomped in.. What happen to us... we use to defend our country from these lower class scum.. Fk i hate this country now...

Your government is actively preventing you from defending yourself.

Only the third world monkeys are using weapons. Fk we use to go fag hunting and nigger bashing all the time but never needed a fucking weapon to do so.

import shit skins

get machete violence

HURR DURRR lets ban the knives

people Russia, just launch. we're all sick of this shit.

Laser anon lives on through anonymous glowniggers o7.

Who is Laser Anon?

Australia NEVER had a gun problem.
Port Arthor was a false flag

America has a NIGGER problem, which is what we are now importing too

How do you "ban" a sharpened piece of metal? I can make you a machete (made in Japan so folded over 1000 times) in my backyard with an old BBQ grill and a sledge hammer anvil. I won't be pretty but it'll work.
This is as stupid as Japan's anti-knife laws. It doesn't stop anything.

Aren't there more guns in Australia today than before the gun ban?

Slingshots are already banned in Australia

They're Britainizing Australia now

They've always been British.

An anon who talked a big game about blinding feds then buckled like a belt when they came to arrest him for killing his neighbors.

hire short big titty escort for a few hours to fuck

she comes over my place in a dress and undressed

she has a large knife holster around her thigh

taken aback and ask why

she says 'i'm short and not very strong, i need some sort of protection since this line of work get crazy cunts.'

after a fuck her a few times we talk about it

we both agree that guns are cool but we don't need them here and laugh at USA how they have constant gun deaths every day

go back to fucking her

man i am glad AUS doesn't have guns cause we see how fucked people are slowly getting and how trigger happy they are.

But we all know he's a nigger

Why blur? It's obvious he's a nigger.

Then use greasy dildos
They’ll ban that too

i saw an unblur pick of it, i think they were an abbo

Ah yes it's "people" and not the niggers and lebs and Islanders like in the incident in the OP, very convincing ASIO

It doesn't stop anything.

Sure it does. It stops law-abiding citizens from protecting themselves from brown feral immigrant criminals, and that's the entire point.

Bogans and hicks are the biggest gun lovers
Kings of mass shooting like Christchurch n anders brevik

So how the fuck are you supposed to navigate/defend yourself in the outback (or Canberra) now?

Only the third world monkeys are using weapons.

Yeah. That’s why you arm yourself. In case you run into the darkies.

Ah yes it's "niggers and lebs and Islanders" cause I am an edgelord who's too scared to truly say this in the public place because i am a coward.

bro, the 2000's are gone, it's not cool to a emo edgelord and listen to MCR

Run and throw stuff

ffs

The glowing is immense right now

harborfreight.com/hand-tools/knives-axes/specialty-knives/machetes/18-in-machete-with-serrated-blade-57951.html

these are legit, at $7 you can't afford not to have at least 3, one for the car, one for the home, and one to loan or keep at work etc.

the saw back is legit and can cut down trees

Someone post the Webm of the two nigs having a machete duel where the one picks his hand up and walks away at the end

the term is society

EVERY immigrate officer responsible for letting this piece of shit in, should be LYNCHED.

WATCHY
DOIN’
RABBI
?

oh they have that heavy brow common on abbos.
we sure it's a back?

oh no they don't agree with me, i feel threaten!

i'll call them a golwie, heh, gottem

damn, you have the pol brainrot.
you're like the people on reddit/X screaming those generic buzzwords when they have nothing else to say.

abos dont have frizball hair.

You're failing miserable at trying to fit in right now ASIO