RIP jobs

first there was 8 HR roasties, and they hired 10 friends each, then those 80 HR roasties hired 10 more friends, etc

oh great
more roasties on OF

But the HR AI was presumably trained on all the pointless SOPs and documentation and workflows of HR roasties so it's probably going to wind up being a more extreme version of them.

HR

Jobs

Yeah

You don't need an HR worker, let alone 8,000 of them.

AI is sexist, it'll replace all the desk jobs held by women while physical labor will still be in demand.

Total Femoid Unemployment

human skills proved irreplaceable

human resources division

pick one, bjorn.

roasties

The roastie thing is a meme. It's a genetic lottery, some vagainas are like that.
My mom for example has a pussy like a baby, you can see the labia.
Yet my sister has a big labia even when she was a virgin.
Same as the "uncut dicks smell" thing.
I am cut and mine smells in just two days of not showering while the dick of my father, who only showers once a week, never smells.

DEI, ESG, and ERGs.

The fact is they re hired even more people

They rehired almost exclusively in SE Asia rather than West, which was their goal

If the AI promptly responds to emails instead of fucking around on facebook all day it's already an improvement.

8000 HR jobs

uh... ok. Honestly if they don't cull the population we will need universal basic income at some point.

I work at IBM, I interact with the bot to check my shekels and look up random bs. Vacation and stuff like that is organized through a separate tool.

HR

gen z and a mini bros...

Heh.

HR

Useless women jobs.

Oh my, I got trips.

Background info:

RIP HR jobs.

Fixed it for you, nothing of value has been lost.

HR

Jobs

Honestly where are women going to work? Do you think we will have to open daycares for childless and jobless women so they have something to do? What are they going to do for 80 years of life with no purpose?

think about what you put on social media

Reptilians aren't re..

S-jeeeeeet

They handle your contract and maybe interview you, I had a 25 year old girl interview me for a job she knew nothing about. It's a joke.

THANK GOD THE FAT OLD HR KARENS ARE LOSING THEIR USELESS FUCKING JOBS I HOPE THEY ALL KILL THEMSELVES AND EACH OTHER

The AI is revolutionizing porn too. In two years AI content will be the best option.

If they don't fix horrible employee contracts, IBM will never be relevant again.

Kek this bitch got fired for this.

Because every major business is run by people who just want to steal as much as possible before they are fired and given a giant severance package. Almost everything in the country is a scam

So women are jobless?

How is it possible to have thousands of HR women and gays at any company?

oh no those HR roasties might have to get married now

Who's Steve Jobs?

AI-generoituja siittimia 24/7 tykitettinä suoraan verkkokalvoille, tätä on tulevaisuus ja tulet pitämään siitä t. klaus "anal" schwab

hr is the easiest job to get outsourced. fuck roasties, fuck workday, fuck red hat

tulet pitämään siitä

Jep. Esim. 250 e kuukausimaksu jolla miehet voi katsoa ihan miten sairasta paskaa tahansa 100 % realistisena. OF:ssa ja oikeissakaan huorissa ei ole enää mitään järkeä kun tuollainen teknologia alkaa nyt valmistua.

I would slash useless jobs as well

Learn to lay bricks, lmao

t. Master bricklayer

Or actually, dont i am an unemployed alcoholic so better not follow my advice

holy shit, we found him lads

Literally never saw HR employee that wasn't a woman

Those who can do, do. Those who cant do, do HR. HR is all 40+. I highly doubt OF will work out for these cat ladies. 95% of HR departments can be automated by chatbot. If HR could code, they could code the chatbot, but we know they can't code already from the performance review processes.

Hr roasties might finally pay the toll?

cull the population

Fuck that. We are going to import infinite pajeets and niggers. Otherwise the economy will collapse and housing and eggs will become really expensive or something

I've seen payroll, recruiting, and other functions outsourced but we usually had someone on-site to handle employee issues. My wife's company has nobody from hr at their site and it's as effective as you'd imagine.

These people that worked paperpushing jobs that could easily be done remote and fought hard to stay remote put their neck in a noose.

Just because you don't want to come in doesn't mean some Malaysian SEAmonkey won't be happy to commute to some office in penang to work nights to do your job at a fraction of the cost.

They have almost 200,000 employees

they synchronizes their periods. I don't know for what this is good tho

corporation jews will never
they will genocide the poor masses rather than share 1% of the surplus profit, since that would be communism

fuck ALL those useless HR whores.

Based. Fuck HR. Most useless employees of any company.

Steve Jobs?

primarily from its HR division

good news

this

fuck HR niggers
one reason i went neet is bc hiring process with these clowns being called manager is fucking ridiculous
t. stem degree owner

the HR gals are now free to apply their experience and know-how to the market

Things that AI, lines of code and scripts can do, apparently

b-but what about gen z boss and a mini??!

HR cat ladies and dumb roasties on suicide watch

IBM, like most major corporations, does annul culls of it's bottom 10% performers. working at a big corp must be stressful as fuck.

posting cringe on linkedin pretending they are important and shit, literally cancer of the earth

its over, hr sisters

OH NO!

They could keep this neoliberal status quo going a lot longer if they could just guarantee each adult citizen could get their own home and family as previous generations but the current ruling class is so self sighted they can not even serve their own long term interest