My wife asked me to pick up the house while she was out

This
Chop chop house bitch, mommy is coming home

You must be a nigger, because you obviously cant read cursive.
Flavor town!

This is a troll thread with an American house. You guys don't do that in New Algeria, right?

i really dont understand how the hardwoodjew tricked everyone

hardwood fucking SUCKS and is mogged by carpet

hardwood is cold
hardwood leads to calluses
hardwood leaves all kinds of dust and crap stuck to your feet

on the other hand

carpet is warm
carpet cleans your feet of debris which is nice when you get into bed
carpet feels nicer to walk on

but carpet smells and gets old

not if you fucking vacuum and it's pretty easy to replace anyways compared to hard fucking wood

FUCK HARD WOOD

It's Nietzschean

All women are dumb cunts, anon.

reddit bot repost with not even a halfassed attempt at relevance

Women don't get to tell me shit in my house. I will leave it as I chose and they keep their mouth shut.

I can't read, I have a AI dictate everything and even come up with replys

I have hardwood everywhere but the bedrooms, and I totally agree. I can sweep three times a day and there are always little bits of crap stuck to my feet.
Not as bad as having herbs on the floor though. Great for slide threads though.

Go Amelia Bedelia on her ass and get your house lifted.

Wtf is 'picking up the house'

NOOOO how dare women create a dignified living space!!! It needs my masculine touch!!!

Meanwhile, the masculine touch:

Stinks of steganography. I'm calling out OP as a glow-nigger.

Wow, OP walked through a display home & took some photo's. That home is clearly not lived in.

You're 199% wrong and a faggot. Wood floors, concrete floors, clay floors - all better than carpet. Invest in a rug, you absolute pussy poofter

Man, I'm glad I'm not the only one who lives in a garbage dump

I was actually expecting OP to post an "after" collage.

Personally I love tile

cool

grounding

easiest to clean and sterilize

can be covered with any combinations of rugs of any variety of style, material, color, shape, size etc you want

part of a skilled craft many thousands of years old

can handle moisture/flooding far better than wood or carpet

IMO nothing beats a nice tile floor

My kids drew all over the walls, what is a good wall cleaner, I've been using ZEP

This, carpet is the shittiest floor imaginable. Why the fuck would you want what's essentially a permanent unwashable and boring as possible rug? It's also ALWAYS made of plastic, there's wool or cotton rugs but show me a wool/cotton carpet. It's 100% toxic polyester every time

mr clean magic eraser
got some kid drawings off the wall yesterday

For me it's the gray. I don't understand how we accept it's okay for walls to be painted gray.

CLEAN IT UP YOU FROG FUCKING SHIT!!

you're Mexican

how do people live like this. Just clean up messes immediately. It takes 3 seconds to a minute.

I couldn't get one of those to do anything

why would you have english shit on your walls, frogman?

how dare you misgender that brave & beautiful trans woman

get it moist first. and make sure you say moist a bunch while your wife is in earshot.

You say that, but I used to have a portrait of Nietzsche, A picture of Diogenes, and a portrait of Dostoyevsky in my old apartment.

bro thats not bad. lurk moar.

at least he has good posture

Unwashable

You're not very bright are you?

lurk for 4 years before posting

try again

What a mess. Get to work

watching goyslop

i thought i had a good diogenes meme, but i cant find it. since i spent the time digging, have an unrel funny.

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