What's the most insufferable piece of zoomie newspeak you've been exposed to?

That's TOUGH

The normalization of white people saying nigga

Anything starting with UN, the most offensive one being UNALIVED.

The way they use “ironic” and “unironic”

I'm sick of hearing "cooked" and "crashed out."

I don't...

I'm a mid-Millennial who works with some zoomers and the lingo kills me. I say "dude" or "man" to address people but they all say "bro". They say "X is crazy" where X is something funny or naughty that you just said. I've gotten "unc" a couple times but not in a douchey way. The zoomers are generally alright, but they're even more tech-obsessed than us millennials. Constantly on phone calls via bluetooth headphones and this is on night shift. Who the fuck are they talking to at night? And for HOURS. Discord calls, lots of anime discussions, lots of discussions about the weird music they listen to. When did anime become socially acceptable to talk about in public? And not just talk about but NERD OUT ABOUT?? Mimicking anime fights in public. Maybe autism is just mainstream now.

ye
aight
bruh
cope
cringe
based
boomer
bussin
slaps
sus
deadass
lowkey
mood
bet
ayo
rn
finna
lit
wya
yoooo
homie
trust
pog
chill
gottem
boi
owo
folks
kk
doe
senpai
unironically
cake
daddy
yolo
dood
ngl
drip
bussy
Karen
mid
content
yeet
kino
locked
keyed
cuhh
dogwater
iykyk
dafuq
zesty
bae
blud

I stopped being a neet and went to work at a retail store. Every broccoli head retard that has walked in there says "on god." On god I want to slap the shit out of them frfr.

when they trail the vowels in a word (usually vulgar) instead of finishing it, like "ahhh" "bih" "dih"

no cap
on god
I'm dead
do be
imma dip
true dat
LET'S GOOO
they got game
well... that happened...
ain't nobody
y'all need
vibe check
ima bounce
low key
step to
dat ass
dummy OP
I see you I see you
do me dirty
he got got
it's ya boy
kinda fire
throwing shade
and anotha one
you played yourself
lol lmao even
that's how I roll
we big chillin
kinda whack
no shot
I'm down
been dead
straight up
clowning on
got that
this ain't it chief
we out here
ima be real
I'm out
I can't
you right
ain't no way
need it or keep it?
ez clap
out here
big oof
actually trolling
bro said
S-tier
touch grass
the big sad
mos def
looking ass
hit it or miss it
no rizz
let him cook
bix nood
L + ratio
looking like a snack
big yikes
please I beg
me and the boys
RIP bozo
bro is pressed
wild take unc
crashing out
he's him
baby gronk
hawk tuah

Probably "aura farming". What the fuck does that even mean? I was born in 99 and I've not the slightest fuckin' clue what most other zoomers are saying half the time. I don't know if they even know what they're saying. It's like the language from the sims games. All gibberish and wierd noises.

everything

their whole identity revolves around it's either W or L no in between

+100 Aura -10 Aura

my brother in christ

unc

blud

Bro is [ ]

bruh

let him cook

who let blud cook

lil bro thinks he's on the team

cooked

bro really thought he cooked

this ain't it chief

chat

hey chat

[ ]andy

ayo

bussin

mood

vibe

vibin

vibe check

passed/failed the vibe check

squad

waffling

yapping

it really do be like that

[ ] be like

ohio

[ ] in ohio

malding

oldhead

goofy

ahh

im dying

deadass

:skull:

:sob:

we have [ ] at home

lowkey

highkey

mid

cap

no cap

fr

bet

ong

ratio

map

slop

sheesh

penjamin

blinkerton

homie

N-word

N-word pass

fanum tax

ice spice

geekin

goon

gooning

goon sesh

sigma

sigma grindset

mewing

beefing

cuh

GOATED

fuck with

dont fuck with

sus

rizz

rizzler

level [ ] rizzler

baby gronk

skibidi toilet

skibid rizz

daddy

[ ]ussy

finna

drip

OH HELL NAW

slaps

slay

queen

gyatt

level [ ] gyatt

W

L

common/rare [ ] [W/L]

L + ratio + [ ] + [ ] +...

+/-[ ] aura

yikes

big yikes

yall

ion

fw

caught lacking

opp

band for band

Finna

When did anime become socially acceptable to talk about in public? And not just talk about but NERD OUT ABOUT??

Being a geek became socially acceptable over 10 years ago. That's what gamergate was actually about - normies taking gaming away from gamer geeks.

are zoomies today ostracized for not speaking like this or seen as lame or uncool? i left school in mid 2010s so i dont know.

the ubiquity of "alright, bet" and "type shit" are the only things that trigger me. I recently saw some zoomer wigger wannabe using "type shit" as a replacement (roughly) for "I agree" and it was the most I ever cringed at their slang.

only the ones with a "diverse" group of friends

It is a nigger phrase. Niggers used to call people who committed violent crimes "crash outs". Used as a noun. Then younger niggers got ahold of it and turned it into a verb.

This. Most are absolutely useless in the work place.

constantly on phone calls via Bluetooth

for HOURS

Every single nigger, brownoid, and mutt. I can't stand it. Why would you want to talk to someone for that long? Talking on the phone for more than 20-30 minutes at most is female behavior. They're all so fucking gay man.

I have a nigger coworker at my part time job who says "on god" after every fucking thing I swear and it's so goddamn annoying.

Talking on the phone for more than 2-3 minutes at most is female behavior.

fixed

thanks for saying these y'all im gonna use them around uncs so i can trigger y'all polchuds

This. "Based" means "white and racist" and will only every mean that. In nigger parlance "das our word".

Starting sentences with bro

That's actually my impression but I gave extra time for talking to parents or grandparents because sometimes I would get to talking with my grandmother or mother some days for extended periods of time because I don't see them as often as they'd like.

"ahh" and "it's giving" are really the only two that bother me, but I absolutely hate them.

Constantly on phone calls via bluetooth headphones

this is once again nigger culture that they coopted
nigger women are on the phone in public literally all the time

The call hot dogs glizzies. For this they must be executed.

zoomie newspeak

This takes the cake for sure.

using 'bro' in pejorative way
at least they stopped screaming 'sheeesh' every other minute for no reason that was the worst

All of their nonsense is nigger babble.

"bro" is the most annoying by far. I don't mind the rest

they call everyone "bro", even their girlfriends and sisters

As an Ohioan, I'm really not thrilled about a bunch of mulatto permed sodomites constantly using my state for... whatever faggotry it is they get up to.

bluds from ohio nah :skull:
ohio ahh diddy blud only in ohio

r*pe

m*rder

ass*ssinate

For this bullshit alone every single one of them should be sent to fake and gay war without ammo

All of it.
I hate neologism so much.

Oy vey! that hedge was antisemitic.

Overuse of the word "insufferable"

You should be drowned in a bathtub full of boiling water.

"Delulu" (Slang for "Delusional") is the most recent one I've heard. Can zoomers stop talking like a bunch of retarded niggers PLEASE?

I read this as a bathtub full of hotdog water and exhaled very loudly

crashing out over a few words

man’s COOKED frfr no cap

Why can't Americans drive BMWs?

I always assumed these words were censored because they're banned on tiktok. Are zoomies just actually offended by these words?

The dumbest one for me is the whole obsession with bing ''sigma'' or whatever the fuck they're talking about.

I would go out on a limb to say Crashing Out is more internet slang than it is zoomer slang
At the same time it's possible to say that Skibidi is internet slang despite having clear zoomer roots, so there is that blending of cultures that makes things difficult to say with certainty

look at the door on that bmw
fake and gay

Anybody who uses the phrase "broke the internet" should be murdered via sustained gunfire

Fucking insane this is AI generated video. Is over for the internet

its just a monkey poopoo speak they get from twitch
plus whatever they could steal from millennials/gamers

based broccoli faggot crashes his bmw (bought by daddy) to look cool or something.

Oy

low Aura, try mewing or i'll be mogging you forever

There was a zoomer meme on here I thought I saved but can't find it. It's got the basedjak with brocolli hair and it has some of these on it in greentext. Does anyone have?

any repackaged ebonics
gyatt
censoring words like kill etc
bussy

He graped her, then unalived her with a pew pew

Y'all and Folks.

Always 100% a trannie faggot

we ball

I know the one you mean but don't have it. So have this one as consolation prize.

Icl ts pmo sm ong sybau fr

fag

A lot of what people are calling zoomie language is just things blacks and wiggers have been saying for years now. It's just that zoomies are more openly wiggered out for some reason.

Then there's stuff like "it's giving...", "that's so ___-coded" which isn't even exclusive to zoomers either, but kind of a tik-tok/terminally online trend.

It's giving

Sherm

Jhit

Gyatt

Calling whores shorty