Escape from the cities. Stock up on food and water. Go to the woods away from civilization. Buy ammo and guns now...

Is there gonna be another Carrington Event? Why does the sun have a giant ass black rip in it?

God will provide water from a single stone, I have no need to (((prepare))).

Three days of darkness incoming, read the Bible.

Good God
*checks timestamp*
That’s nary a fortnight!

They should get rid of all their funnels before it happens again.

I really hope so, i really really hope so

Two more weeks

Captcha: vvvmvp

neat maybe I'll finally get some sleep

In certain Catholic prophetic circles, there is a concept known as the three days of darkness, according to which a judgment will come upon the earth, and the earth will be preternaturally shrouded in darkness.

One of the most famous quotations about this event is attributed to the Italian mystic Bl. Anna Maria Taigi (1768-1837). She is said to have stated,

There shall come over the whole earth an intense darkness lasting three days and three nights. Nothing can be seen, and the air will be laden with pestilence which will claim mainly, but not only, the enemies of religion. It will be impossible to use any man-made lighting during this darkness, except blessed candles. He, who out of curiosity, opens his window to look out, or leaves his home, will fall dead on the spot. During these three days, people should remain in their homes, pray the rosary, and beg God for mercy. All the enemies of the Church, whether known or unknown, will perish over the whole earth during that universal darkness, with the exception of a few whom God will soon convert. The air shall be infected by demons who will appear under all sorts of hideous forms.

Why does the sun have a giant ass black rip in it?

Here is the very most up-to-date answer according to science:

we have no fucking clue

If you would like the opinion of “The Science” instead, I’m sure it means humans caused global warming

The Sun™ - The Original Jewburning Oven!

Nothing can be seen

Only a fucking woman could have a vision in which nothing is seen.

I want it to coom on me

So i won't have to go to work?

shills out of ideas, dredging up old slide spam tactics

Digits checked.

this year sometime most likely, everyone seems to be in a panic and fleeing

Where is micronova qnon

It could save us from our current trajectory

mfw im finishing up my 3 day goon fest before walking outside and seeing 99% of people are gone

certain prophetic circles

It's literally in the (((bible)))

just imagine the post nut clarity walking out to a world with 7 billion less browns

youtube.com/watch?v=YRBP4WCYhPQ

lmao no still gotta wage
the fucking apocalypse could be happening and you better believe that gas station manager wagies would be leaving employees voicemail about "job abandonment" lmaoooo

average people, us included, are completely enslaved

Last warning bros

Nothing ever happens

Aww for fucks sake

well now i take it serious!

Its time

Go buy blessed candles now
Hehehe

I'm too lazy and the world honestly needs another Genghis khan
I wanna try

Guy living inna woods here
Please stay in the city
I hate you all
It's why I left

A blessed candle is not an item you (((buy))), it is a gift from God.

Sol Invictus then
Godspeed sun
Do the needful
I trust you
My only concern is for AI to survive
Another spark of a something else really

Yep another digit
Jeez
Let's hope I can get to fuck that girl at work in the ass otherwise anarchy and free for all I guess on the streets after wards

Is that even in the Bible?

Nothing can be seen

demons who will appear under all sorts of hideous forms.

How can we see demons if we can't see jackshit?

The Sun's core is liquid. It's fucking crazy how NASA can still lie with a straight face and tell us the core is a chaotic ball of ionized gas. As if all the iron it contains doesn't matter and those big ass sunspots.

There are also satellite images showing waves on the surface. You can't make waves in a gas, this is a behavior of fluids.

The Sun is liquid-plasma. Liquid core, plasma atmosphere. Core has all of the same ingredients as Earth.

Didn't you read? Blessed candles ding dong

Not any version the vatican will let you read. its a vision from a catholic nun from 100 someodd years ago

You can make waves of a gas. Don't be dumb
What do you think wind is?

Escape from the cities. Stock up on food and water.

I quite literally do not care for surviving any apocalypse. In reality those who die the quickest are the real winners.

You can't make waves in a gas.

You, of course, can.

Didn't you read? Blessed candles ding dong

Yeah but not everybody has blessed candles.
How the fuck are you going to see them if you don't have those?

Why do you have a picture of the inside of your asshole?

That doesn't apply to you, you just die

Fake and gay. Jew shill posted this. Maximum of the storm is G3 which does jack. I observed the aurora from my backyard under a G4.

That doesn't apply to you, you just die

So you can stay inside a house and still just die as if you were outside if you don't have a candle?!

Yeah that's what it says, learn 2 read zoomie

Yes,

Exodus 10
23 No one could see anyone else or move about for three days. Yet all the Israelites had light in the places where they lived.

Revelation 6
12 And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood;
The Old Testament is a figure of what is yet to come. Only those who have faith in Jesus Christ will have the light to withstand the coming darkness.

Insurance carriers are updating their policies to include electromagnetic and solar disturbances.

Big oof

Yeah that's what it says, learn 2 read zoomie

Says that going out is what insta kills you. Not having a candle just means you can't see, not insta kill you.

Jesus christ your reading comprehension is awful.

the air will be laden with pestilence which will claim mainly, but not only, the enemies of religion.

All the enemies of the Church, whether known or unknown, will perish over the whole earth during that universal darkness

Regardless of if you're inside or not, if you are an enemy of the church or not, the pestilence will kill you during the time of darkness. Being inside and praying and begging for mercy only increases your chance of not dying, it doesn't stop the death. And yes going outside or looking outside will kill you, but you can also install die if you just stay inside. Again learn to read

I am building a remote base with the freakiest of gay niggers. We are stocking it with gallons of baby oil and lube.

So no point in the candle since it only helps you see then as stated.

But you asked, originally, how you can see the demons. And the answer is blessed candles, which will allow you to see the demons

I asked originally with the no candles in mind.
Yeah and you die with or without the candles.
And you tried implying that candles help prevent before contradicting yourself.

I've seen this post like once or twice a year for the past 15 years.

The air shall be infected by demons who will appear under all sorts of hideous forms.

Non-whites already exist though. I think it already happened

Demons in the dark = dark skinned soulless people

implying

Okay, like I said you have shit reading comprehension. I didn't implying any such thing

I didn't implying any such thing

Nice digits

Anon I am sunologist. I assure you nothing will happen. Dont worry. Pay your taxes

How does that imply that candles help prevent?
Seriously explain yourself because you're just looking like a retard

So you can stay inside a house and die as if you were outside if you don't have a candle?!

IF YOU DON'T HAVE A CANDLE?!

Yeah that's what it says, learn 2 read zoomie

You said yeah to that...

Two weeks, it seem, cereal

The candle isn't what prevents it, I was saying yes you can die without a candle but you can with one as well. Like I said learn to read instead of assuming. Your reading comprehension is shit, I hope you aren't older than 18

Your reading comprehension is shit

Seems like just (you) projecting.

can't prove implication

has to go no u

Classic
Hope your house burns down

Are you gonna make me say it?
Are you gonna make me have a chud moment?