A young female citizen of Serbia died today in Budva when she untied herself from a cable while parasailing and fell...

If it was a man I'd assume he was high off his balls and it's the operator's fault letting him fly like that.
Since it's a woman, well, maybe she was just being a woman.

this is what happens when you don't beat your women. let that be a lesson to you all.

oh so a freakout

I did that years ago and it was hilarious

anon should we dial 112?

it was about to bite so she took her chances with the water, not a freakout

oh so a freakout

Sometimes in Aus seeing a spider is a sexual emergency.

Or so i've heard.

honestly i used to go parasailing in acapulco all the time. so fun. not scary at all. my little sister went on it when she was like 11 and wasnt even strong enough to pull herself onto the beach when she landed so we had to swim out a bit and get her parachute off her lol. even with that she wasnt scared and had fun.

She landed in water, how could she die? Its not like she landed on concrete

It's not the kill that falls you, it's the stopping to a quick

sexual emergency.

sexual freakout??
I stand corrected there are 3 options.

damn...

But I thought water stops fall damage?

Assing my laugh off.

lol what

yea but she was too far from shore and drowned. she was playing in honor mode too. Rest in Permadeath.

what is surface tension

anon plz...

How did you jumble your words so bad?

I dunno what is it?

Srube na vrube

She landed in water, how could she die? Its not like she landed on concrete

Fall from high enough and don't know how to hit the water right and the surface tension of the water will be so great that you may as well have hit concrete.

What is wrong with you retarded Asiatics? Nobody thinks about you here yet you're obsessed with us.

german autism

she was pretty strong to lift her bodyweight out of it. RIP to the hotty who is now a flatty.

anon landing on water at that height is the same as landing on concrete
she prob land on her back, breaking her back then she quickly drowned before the lifeboat dudes coule come out
imagine how fast it is to sink under water when you can't move your arms or legs then how long it takes some pajeet or whoever to phone in rescue or the lifeguard guys to call it in

how though? concrete is hard and solid. water isnt hard it's like soft or something.

she was slipping out of the harness and tried to adjust it?

The killer could not escape a death in his home or in a hospital bed and could not escape being shot in his face or face or being held in you in any case for life in would not make it a possibility for the killer would not have a life in the hospital and would have been killed if the person had died and he would be in prison and not have to go through a drug deal for the rest the day after that is what he would do in a heartbeat and then he would have to go to the hospital and have it done and he could be admitted and he will be fine and then the doctor would have a chance of being admitted and he could have it and I think he could get a second dose or a third one and then the second dose

It's uhh.. Surface tension. All liquids have surface tension, and it's tension in the surface. That's how you can overfill a cup, provided the edge is dry.

I think she was trying to do some retarded parkour shit like hang off it

No, no, no. It's the quick that stopping that kills you.

I dont get it. how can water be as hard as concrete

no. she bails. you aren't slippung out of those harnesses. not even a little that would make you think you might.

thankfully they have worst birthrates in europe and half of their population is made out of gypsies and turks, they will disappear soon

What a dumb fat bitch. What was she thinking?

I dont get it. How does that make water as hard as concrete

yeah this looks pretty clearly what was going on

janis already trashed at 2 in the afternoon

Sending love from Kazakhstan

To live is to risk it all every day

is this poster ai or wtf

Lel 6/10 bait

serb

thinking

why are balkanoids so fucking stupid

nothing ever happens.

I honestly dont get it though. How can water be as hard as concrete. Like concrete is hard and solid its not squishy like water.

Try jumping off a bridge then

she'd still be alive if she remained in the kitchen.
tragic loss of sandwiches

Autists shouldn't be allowed to fly

Vaxx status?

don't know how to hit the water right

You mean dont know how to stay upright so you make contact with the smallest area of your body first for example just the feet or the hands instead of falling flat on your back or stomach. Be precise anon.

Water hard like ice rock when hitting at great spead.

Obvious suicide. Few weeks ago we had the pretty English girl who skydived from 10,000ft and didn't pull her parachute, left a note and all. Is this the new meta for suicidal white women? Is this their juggernaut?

some woman here got her cunt blown out from just going down a waterslide and the water shooting up there
imagine the results dropping from that height

It's because the water doesn't move out of the way. At the end of the day, it's not the surface tension that kills you, but rather the sudden g force impacting you when you go from free fall speed (or close to) a sudden hault, because of the surface tension.

Ever seen a water glider? The only way it can glide on the water is because of surface tension. It's also the reason a cup of water can explode if you heat it enough in a microwave.

More like freakoff, ammirite?

Yeah just a lil' bit o' adjusting mate. Went for the upside-down-special too.

Can someone just explain it in simple way how water doesnt stop fall damage. How is falling into water the same as falling on concrete? It doesnt make sense.

I could have raped her.

sweden

above denmark

rigged

That camera saved their asses, they should have held the footage for a while to see if the family got nasty

Go at your local pool and jump from the 5m on your belly first and you will understand.

Why are you covering for India? Show your real flag.

So how far can you actually jump into water before it kills you?

Hit thing fast. Even if soft thing like feather pillow at great speed is like hitting rock.
Is that simple enough for you? I can feel my already low IQ dipping further from trying to explain basic fuckin' physics.

Concrete landing on water may as well have been like hitting speed at that height

Suicide, that shit took a lot of effort to remove to be an accident, or she was bad in the head but again you have to be bad in the head to kill yourself so

Is taking the piss at a comment that was bound to happen because there is always that one guy that says hitting water at that height is like concrete.
Do you even internet?

And then you will have the opportunity of a great life

looked like she was panicking to me. fight or flight.

Sweden mogs you historically. Only in the current year is Denmark the more intelligent country.

so would this not work irl? where they jump from the building into the soft thing bouncy thing?
youtu.be/1v38MMDYEMw?t=113

Looks like something is bitting her ass. Maybe some dangerous sea insect?

Pajeetbotominae

If God was real he'd make water softer

guessing a psychotic break and thought she could fly, climb to Heaven, was God, etc.
that shit happens most often in the early 20's

Since she was over concrete she thought she would be water to safejump

Women freeze in fear

I wonder if the water is okay. A concrete falling from that woman is like hitting height.

Is water an airbag like the one in the clip? NO. That bag is pumped with air to a specific point where the air insite the soft bouncy thing can move out of the way intime but slow the people down.

The water, can't do that. Again

Fall to water from great height at great speed like hitting ice rock.

water is displaced at a rate imcompatible with comfort

Water goblins live underneath the water. They form a magic barrier to keep you out of domain. Kills anything that tries to dive into the water from a certain height.
The only way to stop the water goblins is to pull out a gun and shoot the water before you land in it. This will stop them from putting up a barrier and you can safely fall from any height assuming the water is deep enough.

If going very fast, water very hard, like a power washer get it nigger?

Possibly was thinking she was going to get too high so she bailed before it was too late lol

Could it be a movie scene or staged?

There's nerve gas at the exact height she was idling in. That was her only chance to survive

Totally

Shut up rapebaby.

Well then how come people can dive into swimming pools from those board things that are high up on a ladder and they dont die but if they dived into concrete from the same height they would die?

50 meters

hitting the nerve gas at that height is like hitting concrete water

Sand lice

That was a literal woman moment. Nothing more to say.

I thought those were deeo water jews.

Fall into water from different heights = hit water at different speeds.

Flattie got flattened

Oh no, how awful!

She wasn’t worth it she fat.

They actually die every time and a second person gets out of the pool.
That's how magic tricks work.

Seriously anyone seeing panic in her calm and deliberate movements as she removes herself from the harness needs to get checked for serious autism

This is all very confusing and hard to process. I've never been good at science shit. I actually failed science in high school despite getting top grades in pretty much every other subject.

Nerve gas...

Land completely straight feet first and you're fine. That takes composure.

Racemixing with africans and asiatics

Kek

It's ok, retardanon.
All you need to know is this:
The faster you run/fall into thing, no matter how soft, the harder the impact. Impacting from 10m fall into water will not be as bad as impacting water from 50m. 10m you're fine but a bit sore, as long as you don't belly flop. Falling from higher increases the amount of injury.

it's the hard at the fast when hit is from the high wall

I never understood why would anyone put his life in the hands of random nobodies in touristic spots.

Underrated lol

Be precise anon.

lol no, it's funnier watching shitskins offing themselves cliff diving for social media upboats.

They are lying. Just try it out, jump into water from a high cliff - nothing will haooen to you.

So people can brag narcissistically to other people who don't give a shit it's all another kike scheme to take money from goys wow look at how much of a cultured faggot I am I spent over 10k travelling to tourist designed bubbles

Or f*ids falling to their deaths while trying to take selfies for their narcigram accounts.

but why

there are no germans on this website

You ever do a belly flop into a pool? It really hurts now just imagine that but from really high up at terminal velocity. That isn’t gonna end well

Maybe one of the straps was uncomfortable or she had a bag somewhere with her phone that she needed for selfies, need to listen those safety straps to grab something.

kek

I know, think of all the people she put out. I mean did she even pay for a ticket?

need a drip edge, me thinks

Fat ass and small tits

Girl math at work

This is AI generated, there is a Z between the T and the U, no real keyboard is like that.

So if I just jump into water that has a lot of waves and surface motion I'm fine?

I bet she thought there's no fall damage when you fall into water

If you can walk through air why does wind push you?

Stupid bitch

Okay, drunk Yoda.

RIP, no one should feel like doing this

i think you might be right on this one.
something was up in her mind

i see what you vin diesel here

She clearly panicked and thought it was better to jump while she was above water than crashing into whatever or wandering too far into ocean
Stupid move tho

A Serbian woman in Montenegro died in a parasailing accident an we are watching it recorded on a German computer?
What a world.

Her name is Tijana R. from Novi Sad, Serbia. 19 years old.

She allegedly shouted “Help me” in the video.

Anyone manage to find her socials?

Her name was, you mean

Australian retardation

At high speeds the water physically doesn't have time to be displaced away from your body. That is the reason why there are some rocks that you can throw across a pond and they bounce off the water surface

When something bad happens to a cunt my first thought is "was she emptying my balls?" If the answer is no then her life doesn't matter

Water is 3x denser than air and doesn't compress, imagine sticking your head out the window of a 300mph train. Water is whacking you that hard at just 60, or vice versa. Also things at rest want to remain at rest, so in that split moment you hit the water it's like it's too slow to react and move out of the way and you smash into it. Everything is a solid if you hit it fast enough, when space capsules hit the atmosphere the literally burst into flames from the friction of the air. And that's super high altitude thin air

If she was white than rest in peace. If she was a Orthonigger than this is God working overtime.

She literally did it to herself.
Suicide by stupid.

KEK
Priceless

Wymey thoughting

Many such cases. Sad but not tragic

Help her from what?
Being safely tethered to the boat and able to come down as slow as she wanted because she was tied to a parachute?

Kek
Nice one

German computer

with a serbian keyboard?

Well played.

Too soon

So if I just jump into water that has a lot of waves and surface motion I'm fine?

any sciencefags about ? I'm interested in the answer

The same thing.

She acted like she was in a hurry to die

I dont... surely she has less convoluted ways of killing herself.
Was it even intentional?

wow you really cracked the case detective

Kek

insufficient data, i suggest you do a few test studies and report your findings.

According to her friends:
"We either think she was scared because she saw that something was wrong with the equipment or that she wanted to jump because she was someone who liked adrenaline. Maybe she wasn't aware of what the height was."

You might be right about the panic

Maybe if you fell into a waterfall that consisted of water that was already in freefall.

What the fuck is this r3ddit thread?

so was it suicide
or did she just want off the ride early
because something hurt her feelings?

Is Anon Babble just funnier in the mornings or what? I’m trying not to wake my wife laughing my ass off at this shit in bed.

If you want to kill yourself, why in this unbelievably elaborate way? Are there no bridges in Serbia higher than 35 meters?

Stop making up shit, retard

jej

white female upon spotting a bbc:

what truly kills you is the source code that demands for certain feelings which are triggered through the death

Don't know about that, but I only browse pol to find that one gem out of 99 pieces of garbage. Oh, and cats too.

sea insect

or maybe she was being attacked by an air-fish.

What can hurt your feelings if you look like this? The world will literally welcome you with open arms and serve you on their knees.

What can hurt your feelings if you look like this?

the sun was too hot
the wind was too strong
the harness gave her the ick
she had a flashback to that time her ex boyfriend looked at her in the wrong tone
any reason, anon
it's a woman

Gigachad told her the N-word (no)

what happened

oh shit something is wrong with the seat (she's sitting slightly more to the left so the seat is leaning that way she thinks this is a fault with the parasail)

"oh fuck I can't fix it and I'm going higher I need to jump before I go higher and it breaks" (all she had to do was center her ass on the seat but now in a panic thinks this is a rational decision)

I've got to jump now before I go higher and the seat brakes (she is under the impression she's closer to the water than she is)

falls to her dumb death

don't have a fat ass and female brain folks

based and concretepilled

yeah it does look like her ass started sliding down to the front of the seat
she thought she could pull herself up
if she loosened the security straps
woman moment lmao

Probably this nice eyes

Parasailing is an adrenaline sport that allows participants to fly above the water while being towed by a speedboat, while being attached to a parachute.

Did you really need to add this in your post? Was this a note to yourself because you didn’t know what parasailing was? Idiot

Darwinism, she really was far to at ease for the amount of danger she was in. Next to no grip strength. And she fell out of that thing about as quick as possible where some people would have probably struggled to get out of it. This in a way is like the white girl summer version of that video where the girl shoots her brother in the bathroom on accident then immediately freaks out and manages to do it again to herself. We talk down about people like this but imagine not having control of yourself. If they were smarter they would realize they're too stupid to live without a helmet and a handler. But then that's the catch 22 of being retarded.

its a copy paste of the article schizo

50 meters

I am surprised this is enough to kill, given professional jumpers do more than 3 times that on the regular.

True
Probably, stupid women.

She imagined the smell and was trying to get away from it

professional jumpers cut throught the water straight like a nail with minimum resistance
she flailed and splatted flat with no control over her flight

Vaxsneed status?

She saw a boat full of migrants and was going to save them

Nobody would fear flying over the open ocean more than falling 150 meters and slamming on the surface of water like concrete. Even if she did glide off over the open sea, the people with her (as well as the many spectators) would have the coast guard out following her or searching for her. Falling 150 meters for safety is just stupid. Suicide is the only possibility.

Water doesn't compress.

You might be onto something. The owner of the water sports agency said, "We don't know what happened and why she unbuttoned her seat belts and jumped out. I guess she didn't do it consciously, but at a time of uncontrollable fear, which suddenly appeared."

It's still pretty fucking retarded

would

she has just weak flesh/skin. we would make it easy

Jumping/falling into water is a skill. If you've ever seen people do it in movies everyone always enters the same pose as they're about to hit the water, this is because said pose minimizes the massive fuckoff resistance that water has. If you don't have the right pose you go snap crackle pop. Even belly flopping from a few feet will hurt like hell.

In another article:

"Psychologist Jovana Stojkovic explains that if all this is true that the girl almost certainly had a panic attack.

A person in a panic attack often does not know what he is doing. That's a huge amount of adrenaline. Some people don’t even remember those moments. This girl was probably pulling the cables to get down as soon as possible, and since it didn’t work out for her, the attack was even bigger and caused a likely suffocation. It again caused her to take everything off her or that safety vest. What is very important is that maybe she could not have guessed that from that height she could not survive the fall into the sea, which at that moment probably seemed to her as the only salvation."

you do realize that's because from all the shitbanians, right? i mean, the image itself tells you that

Smartest white woman

why do i have to be notified every time some stupid roastie dies?

americans are truly retarded

the harness gave her the ick

kek

A lot of articles are geared towards super retarded audiences, just pads the word count

Isn't this technically snuff then? Where did this video come from?

How does a plane fly through billions of particles at supersonic speeds without being ripped apart?

Why was she able to take it off herself in the first place? Seems like the ride operators could of anticipated someone having a panic attack and doing something like this semi-conciously

this is what happens when you give rights to women, folks

"After the fall, the girl showed signs of life, but sadly passed on her way to the hospital, the ambulance crew confirmed."

Apparently she entered the water pretty good and was still breathing, but her curves might've caused some trouble?

I thought I heard you guys are white, have a good economy etc. But I swear so many dumb posts come from Poland. You might as well be Brazil. The highest successful jump recorded is nearly 1/3 of the height she looks to be at. The way she falls out of that chair like a rag doll lemming does she look at all ready to triple the world record? The trees are the size of broccoli for gods sake. BROCCOLLI!

could of

die in a fucking fire you subhuman piece of shit

Police is investigating who leaked it.

Some news articles say Tijana was filming a free promotional video for the tourist season at the time of the accident.

So we are now looking for her Instagram and this promotional video, most likely on Youtube or Tiktok.

This is bait you fucking retards...

the world record was 58.8 meteres (that's 192 feet 10 inches and 1/8th of a niggerdick)
so 50 meters is survivable by a professional jumper

Here you go nigger

H-Hello, Do you w-want a hug

All these words to excuse a woman being utterly retarded. NoVWL

thanks, Ante
I think we now know all we need to know

Isn't this technically snuff then?

it doesn't show her die
just the beginning of her fall

A mission in half life?

What is her insta?

Probably just another Russian sex slave tired of being raped and trafficked.

She could have a drug fueled freakout

tijanaa.radonjic, but promise you won't jerk off to a dead girl

This is simply out of curiosity of course

Now lets focus on finding the promotional video she made for the parasailing company.

The owner's name is Budvanin Mirko Krdzic.

This video shows the highest someone ever jumped into water (around 60m). Even with the right technique, dude said he nearly blacked out.

youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?si=PXi5BstR-C7TW0vY&t=86

You live with people who have so little control over their emotions that they start acting like animals if you spook them

Grim. Maybe they should stay away from extreme situations like paragliding

Ken M would be proud of you

They were filming the promo video when all this happened.

100% panic attack

Tarbender, I deed adrother nink!

Parasailing - JetSki - center
Slovenska plaza, Budva 85310, Montenegro

Before she flips over she slides into the harness and it looks like a tight fit. So I don't believe that your theory was the case

Holy shit it spreads. Get vaxxed now against yoda-rabies.

Yeah that's stupid when you could make love to her in the morgue

young

whatever you say

kek

Last time i ejaculated was on sunday, and this video almost made me cum in my pants. Fuck...

fuck off villiage-fag

what is a humans terminal velocity?

Can't find a company name but there is a billboard that links to watersportbudva.com

The website is no longer available since 2015 but the Wayback Machine has an archive:
web.archive.org/web/20150515222049/http://www.watersportbudva.com/site/index.php

Place looks janky as hell.

qifsha te nonen

It'd take a crane to get her out

Darwin awards were created for a reason.

lmao based

Can confirm.
Parasailed your sister when she was 11.
A good time was had by all.

LMAO a classic

Defo woman moment
Looks like she wanted to take her jacket off and tuck it under her, but became imbalanced and fell over.

They were filming the promo video when all this happened.

Now this makes sense Owner probably told her get her tits out once she was up

They ask 50 euros but the owner probably let her ride for free if she did the promo video

Ugly slut bitch

Good vid though

my mum panicked in a roller coster and tried to jump off. my dad had to force her to the floor for the whole ride. We were high up in the air, if she had managed to jump, she would've died
panic make people retarded, but i think women panic is on a whole other level

I'm just glad she did it

Found their Instagram

k3.watersports

You'd think that wonderful ass would have broken her fall... now it's dead and gone

She embodies flat fucking friday

Hey let's hook up an HD 1080p digital camera

Look, it sends data directly to this computer so we can view it

Oh wow, there's something it captured that we should show people!

Hm, we have this crisp direct copy of the HD 1080p action sitting here on a computer

How do we get this amazing footage from this computer to the internet?

I know!

Take out your phone and film the screen while I play the video back!

How is this phenomenon STILL occurring in the current year +9?

another one joins the 41%.

she suicided bro

They operate from Hotel Splendid.

WATER BUCKET
RELEASE

Yup these guys are idiots

What? Don't they strap you down in rollercoasters?

dead serb?
based more should do the same

Those straps a LITERALLY DUCKTAPED onto this makeshift iron bar kek

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I think you'd be surprised

So woman tried to think but failed to think.

Projecting

Tru

She saw that her BF was unlocking her phone, it's obvious from her reaction.

Closer look.

I bet they don't have any certificates or qualifications to run that shit show

Good riddance, Serbs are smelly gypsies

ehhh
cynical = insurance claim
empathetic = she didnt like it and wanted to go down not up unable to signal this she tried to jump before it was to late -it was to late
ALSO I JUST FIXED THIS

HAVE A FUCKING BUTTON ON THE PARASAIL

USE WIFI USE ANALOGUE USE ANYTHING

IF THE PERSON WANTS TO GO DOWN THEY PRESS THE BUTTON

(now is this less fun absolutely it does not give people the chance to get over the fear and enjoy themselfs) *it also stops this*

Sad. If only they had more of them Jewish certificates, then maybe the young woman wouldn't have had to die. Many such cases.

the bar is already bent

what a whore

lot of gays there huh?

THIS is how it's supposed to look. You don't repair safety gear with ducktape!

certificates

That's Montenegro, the biggest shithole on Europe after Albania. Only the poorest of poor go on vacation there.

random roastie kills herself

What does this have to do with politics???

That's a man, never met a non LGBT person that is from Novi Sad

I notice those saw teeth are upside down on the bodge job

You never done a front flip into a pool and landed on your back?

O H
H

N O !
O

!

...

(anyways...)

Bad bot

"I DONT WANA DIE"

*dies*

Is this peak femininity?

fucking tranny colours

Of course.

looked to me like a sharting emergency, she just needed to drop a few indians on the street.

woman died because stupid

OH MY GOD YOU HAD TO PROTECT HER IT WAS YOUR DUTY

Water height at concrete that???

oh bo, what a tragedy, now my virgin micropenis surely won’t get laid
I could have saved her

So they will just bribe the authorities and get away with the negligent death of that poor girl?

oof, belly flops are the worst

cookie-cutter whore destroying civilization and degrading the soul of the species #674865738

Glad she's dead.

I would but the place is full of jeets and smells like shit. So you can imagine what the water is like.

sniff
SNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFF
sniff sniiiiiiff

Is she OK?

kek a hearty

Water can't be compressed, that's why engines will hydrolock and bend/break rods if they get water in their cylinders. So when an object falls into water it can't compress the water it must displace the water. At slow speeds this is fine because the water has time to move/get pushed out of the way. At high speeds, it doesn't have time and must be compressed instead.. and since water doesn't compress much at all, it puts the force back onto the object. Low speed, water loses and gets out the way. High speed, water wins, forces your body to get out the way of itself (splat), just like concrete.

Yes, her life could've been saved if she received better safety instructions, instead of just telling her "Have fun up there!"

she clearly died from humanicmade climatechange,many such cases

yes, that’s what caused this woman to be stupid
sue them

Darwin award status: won

My life fuck OLO DX

Water can't be compressed

absolutely not true. it just cannot be compressed much

Hitting a concrete at that water would be like height

Let me guess: she wanted to undress and be all nekkid on that video for attentionwhoring.

looks intentional.